Planned Parenthood Rejects $500,000 Donation from Shock Author Tucker Max
- Posted on April 3, 2012 at 6:00pm by
Erica Ritz
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Tucker Max has made his name through what many would consider “offensive” humor. The author of I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, he says on his website:
My name is Tucker Max, and I am an a–hole.
I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging d—head.
So perhaps it is understandable that Planned Parenthood rejected his offer of $500,000.
Looking for a way to reduce his tax burden through a large charitable contribution, Max says he settled on Planned Parenthood. “They really did help me and my girlfriend when I was poor, I really do believe in their mission, and if this money doesn’t go to them it goes to the government anyway,” he remarked.
After exchanging calls and emails with a Planned Parenthood VP and setting up a lunch with the organization’s CEO, Max’s representative was supposedly en route to Dallas to make the donation when the organization called to cancel.
Ryan Holiday, an adviser to the author, relayed part of the conversation:
PP: “I guess it’s the way you write about women.”
Tucker: “What do you mean? I’m not negative towards women in my writing. Women love my writing; more than half my fans are female.”
PP: “Well…there are certain jokes you make we feel can be perceived in a certain negative manner.”
Tucker: “So because I made a fat girl joke you won’t accept a $500,000 donation?”
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PP: “We don’t feel it would be appropriate, given Planned Parenthood’s mission and your body of work, to accept your donation.”
He continued:
Planned Parenthood’s “mission” is to help women get access to reproductive services, but they were turning down money intended to do precisely that. How could someone trying to give a half million dollars to a women’s health clinic be turned away for being anti-woman? A week before Planned Parenthood been “honored to have his support,” now they were slamming the door in his face.
However, altruistic as the offer may seem, Max has publicly insulted Planned Parenthood in the past. He tweeted in July 2011, “Planned Parenthood would be cooler if it was a giant flight of stairs, w/someone pushing girls down, like a water park slide,” and on March 14 wrote, “In South Florida. This place is awful. Shi-ty design, slu-ty wh-res & no culture, like a giant Planned Parenthood waiting room” (note: the March 14 tweet has been deleted).
Though Planned Parenthood says the need for increased funding is “acute,” perhaps rejecting Tucker Max’s offer was a wise PR move.
The man who “[indulges] every whim“ and ”ignores the consequences of [his] actions,” Max is the embodiment what many attack the organization for. Who knows how it would be perceived if he was bankrolling one of their clinics!





















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eRtwngr
Posted on April 4, 2012 at 2:49pmSo even though they slaughter babies for money, they have limits to their immorality? They’ll help an incestuous rapist hide his crime but calling a woman fat is over the line.
Report Post »EP46
Posted on April 4, 2012 at 6:33amPlanned Parenthood………..
IF OBAMACARE stands…it will replace Planned Parenthood… Medicare..Medicaid…..there will be no need for any other service…National Health Care covers one and all …but they are still using it to threaten people that they will loose these ‘services’ …..EVERYTHING will be under obamacare…
If you like your doctor you can keep him…if you like your insurance your can keep it…if you like Planned Parenthood you can keep it ………
Report Post »ContinentalArmy
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 10:42pmIf he still wants to give it away, I’ll take it.
Report Post »SpeckledPup
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 10:38pmall PP wants is govt money so {it is still all about their founder Margaret Sanger’s agenda} === they neeed to abort all those black democrat babies, rid the democrat plantation of all of its ”useless eaters”: the generations of ghetto blacks who do not contribute Anything to their democrat plantation’s communist society.
Report Post »hugo65hsv
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 9:34pmWhat irony here.. Speaks so loudly of what a Sick, Disgusting organization with such an Innocent Name Planned Parenthood really is…
Report Post »dataway
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 9:22pmKilling innocent little babies is OK!!!! What a bunch of evil hypocrites!!!!!
Report Post »imsteph
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 9:21pmand yet you will take money from the gov that is STOLEN from tax payers who by themselves would not give you a dime!
oh how mighty moral of you…
the gov sanctioned child sacrifices that have been going on for over 30 years…how are we any different from any other pagan civilization that committed human sacrifices?
kick God out of school-dumb down your kids-encourage drugs and alcohol-slothfulness-gluttony-vanity-envy-hate….
and then put those who would shackle you in a heartbeat in charge of what use to be the most free nation the world has ever seen and we are surprised at what we get?
not.
Report Post »bigmel754
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 9:13pmWhen you get as much money as they do from BamBam & Michelin who else do they need?
Report Post »HorseCrazy
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 8:10pmalways interesting to watch the liberals with no morals totally impload and eat eachother alive. they cannot agree on anything. kill a baby girl but don’t call a woman fat. ok. how about you get some values
Report Post »LeadNotFollow
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 7:12pm…
Report Post »Planned Parenthood has no morals or respect for women.
Tucker Max fits right in with them.
HorseCrazy
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 8:08pmmy thoughts exactly. they kill baby girls and boys for a living but some how poking fun at someones weight crosses the line? I am going to be a total jerk here and say that my theory that all pro abortion feminist women are too ugly to reproduce anyway so they would like to mess with my fruitful ovaries fits the bill here.
Report Post »Lucy Larue
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 6:54pmTres Hilarious!
Report Post »The likes of an organization like Planned Parenthood feigning a “MORAL COMPASS”.
What is next on this Progressive mini list of surprises?!
President Dunham returns Maher’s million and admits his “ECONOMY SPEECH” was demagoguery?!?!
Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson admitting they are “RACE BAITORS” for filthy lucre?!
heavyduty
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 6:47pmYeah, Tucker it probably will. But it will be boiling hot and scald your mouth.
Report Post »Micah.Stone
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 6:33pmThe PP mass abortion factory gets hundreds of millions of our tax money from the OBOZO regime – so they can easily turn their nose up at a measly $500K.
Report Post »KenInIL
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 7:01pmThe irony of it amazes me. PP refuses a contribution from a misogynistic comedienne for his abuse of women, but Obama can‘t refuse Bill Maher’s $1million for the same reason.
Report Post »Tri-ox
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 6:33pmUh, Planned Parenthood murders women, in the womb, every single day and is focussed on convincing liberal women that murdering their children is a “women’s health” issue – why would they be concerned about some idiot who only TALKS about women? Planned Parenthood’s singular mission of slaughtering unborn human beings is truly the front-line of liberals’ “war on women”.
Report Post »Rick300
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 6:24pmBut taking money from the federal government is OK…interesting. Is PP trying to show a backbone? A flash of morality? Murder is murder! If we find simple celled organisms on another planet we call it life but if we find it in a uterus, it isn’t life…hmmmm…
Report Post »Juniemoon
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 6:33pmHe’s just acting like the thug in the white house. What’s the big deal?
Report Post »kaydeebeau
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 6:38pmI thought the guy was quoting the mission statement for PP….indulge every whim and murder the consequences of your actions,”
Report Post »Smokey_Bojangles
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 6:39pmTo bad Obama has WORSE morals than the baby killers at Planned Parenthood.He Kept Spike Lee‘s money after he tried to get an elderly couple killed AND Bill Maher’s money after he called women the “C” word AND said that only black men commit rape AND picked on the mentally disabled and called them retarded.
Report Post »big-jeff
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 6:20pmSo Planned Parenthood’s (Unplanned Breeder’s) reputation of cutting apart live babies and disposing of them is held to a higher esteem.
Report Post »AvengerK
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 6:31pmLet me get this right…Planned Parenthood is more concerned with political correctness rather than the reality of killing babies? They‘re content to get taxpayer money which they don’t account for clearly on their books and goes to abortions but they won‘t take a comedian’s money?
Report Post »Mamma Bear
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 6:19pmThey don’t need it! They have plenty of money!
Report Post »drphil69
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 6:18pmPublicity stunt -for both tucker and pp
Report Post »lbyrd26
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 6:15pmThey don’t need his money. They get very wealthy every time a tax payer pays for them to commit another abortion.
Report Post »encinom
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 6:29pmNo, the good Christian Governor of Texas would rather women go without health care than fund such clinics, regardless of the fact that the funds are seperated.
But this is typical for the conservatives, they don’t care about the Mother, as long as they can control her and her decision.
Report Post »Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 6:49pmTexas’ approach to birth control is to simply have a picture of Encinom on every pack of condoms, with the words “Wear this, or have this.”
Report Post »Detroit paperboy
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 6:13pmLove when lefties turn on each other, almost as fun as when muslims do !!!
Report Post »IronMan29
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 6:13pmSo….Planned Prenthood believes telling fat girl jokes is bad, but killing innocent babies is okay?
Report Post »encinom
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 6:31pmLumps of cells are no more babies than a scab on my knee is another person. Of course, the right for a women to decide her own health care issues is a protected right, no matter what the bible thumpers believe.
Report Post »Welcome Black Carter
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 8:59pmHe wants to kill babies and PP kills babies… seems like a good fit. After obummer took a million from Bill Maher? Proof there are no consequences when you are liberal.
Report Post »Mr._Proud_Conservative
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 10:19pm@Encinom:
Actually, a “lump of cells” is very broad term and anything from a full grown person to an unborn one could be classified as such, while a scab on the other hand, no matter the placement, can not be used to classify another person, unless of course your using different definitions for “person” and “scab”.
Report Post »TheSoundOf Truth
Posted on April 4, 2012 at 1:17amEncinom is a lump of cells
Report Post »shackero
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 6:13pmWaht an F…ing Joke! ! ! ! ! !
What dumb-A.s.s would want to give half a million to PP?
TOTAL BULL S.H.I.T ! ! ! ! !
Report Post »spirited
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 6:12pmDifferent topic but:
Brett Bayer talking to Obama’s Press Secretary Carney about HealthCare Law is quite interesting.
>Speaking of rejecting and being busted.
Report Post »Juniemoon
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 6:37pmI saw that, Carney got a bit hot, lol. He had no answers, it was fun to watch. I think they know this Obama care deal is done, it’s over. They are all up in arms and flying off the handle over every little thing. Someone, ahem, Kagan leaked it to Obummer.
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