Please Don’t Hit The Pinata! More Nanny-State Madness
- Posted on April 23, 2011 at 7:30pm by
Mike Opelka
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Prepare to have your jaw drop.
Folks in the nanny-state are busy selling yet another concept that will push the next generation closer to becoming a mass of uninspired robots who are not allowed to learn about competition or even the concept of competitive fun.
The target du jour for those who would crush all individualism? Piñatas.

Easter Pinata, loaded up and ready to be smacked!
The anti-pinata folks have a problem with piñatas because people are encouraged to hit them.
That was not a typo, there are people on this planet who believe that hitting pinatas will harm the youth of America. If you think I am kidding, read the title of an article posted on Yahoo.com‘s ’associated content’ section.
PINATAS: A BAD IDEA FOR YOUR CHILD’S PARTY?
The author is Vanessa Bartlemus, a woman with degrees in Journalism and Psychology who is also the mother of a 2-yr-old daughter. Ms. Bartlemus’ column makes the anti-pinata argument stating;
Piñatas are not a good idea for your child’s party. Children should never hit anything with a stick. Even worse, kids can get piñatas in their favorite character too. Doesn’t anyone slightly cringe at the thought of their child whacking Dora the Explorer or Elmo around with a baseball bat? What is that doing for a child’s character? Getting a flower or car piñata is only slightly less worse.
(I know plenty of parents who have nightly fantasies about whacking both Dora and Elmo piñatas. But I digress, back to the anti-piñata argument.)
The article continues;
People carefully teach their children, from the first time they playfully hit as a baby, that hitting is wrong. They don‘t allow hitting in their family and they don’t spank. But then children are allowed to hit piñatas to the breaking point. Then they get candy; they are rewarded for violent behavior!
Yes, yes, yes, breaking open a fake donkey or elephant or a fake star, filled with delicious treats is part of a GAME. It is fun and not part of a training program for future abusers. Anyone who has watched kids trying to break open a piñata probably remembers the laughter and fun, ending with a shower of candy.
Ms. Bartlemus does offer a suggestion to replace the typical piñata party game. She wants everyone to use a non-hitting piñata. The violence-free version has a string hanging from it. One child is chosen to pull the string and out comes the candy. No blindfolds, no spinning the child around and no more handing them a stick or a bat to watch them swing and miss.
And, in the overly-protected piñata world of Vanessa Bartlemus, there is also ‘social candy justice.’ She also advocates making certain that the candies are divided equally among all participants.
In other words, NO FUN. Hey kids, gather ’round, we’re about to pull a string and then equally distribute all of the goodies inside to each and every one of you! Frankly I was surprised that the article did not advocate for veggie-filled, string-pull pinatas.
To be fair, there are piñatas with questionable images on them. In researching this story I did find a site called piñata.com that sells virtually every kind of piñata you might imagine, including a few that would raise some eyebrows. For example;



And, celebrating a decade of popularity, Osama Bin Laden

The people at piñatas.com have also licensed characters from Disney and Nickelodeon. Does anyone believe that the marketing geniuses at both of these multi-billion dollar companies would allow piñatas bearing images of their bread and butter characters to be made and sold if they were causing harm to little ones?
Earlier this week, Jon Seidl reported on NY state’s attempt to micro-manage the games played at day camps. Thankfully, a media storm of criticism and attention seems to have brought some common sense to that situation.
Should the anti-piñata lobby gain any more strength, let us hope the media will again step up and fight for sanity. Banning the whacking of papier mâché figures with bats in order to gain access to tasty treats is just one more step towards building a next generation of emotional, walking time-bombs, filled with pent-up rage from years of being told that any expression of anger is bad.
(h/t to Jeanne Sager of Cafe Mom who also provided a link to the history of the piñata, if you care.)



















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Comments (284)
BOMUSTGO
Posted on April 23, 2011 at 8:05pmI am sure she doesn’t mind if you hit a Sarah Palin,Glenn beck,Rush Limbaugh,pinata.
Report Post »amplified2
Posted on April 23, 2011 at 7:59pmSo what she is saying is that children, even toddlers, are capitalistic and need to be trained to be socialists.
Report Post »skippy6
Posted on April 23, 2011 at 7:57pmI hope they don’t find out where I live. We make our kids do the dishes and sweep the floors, when they are done with that they put on goalie pads and I get to shoot pucks at them and they love it!!! I think Vanessa has way to much time on her hands…
Report Post »commonsenseguy
Posted on April 23, 2011 at 7:55pmcan we use her idiot ideas as a pinata??? iu am glad i was not this silly womans kid, how boring,when you can do anything fun, i mean,come on you can not even kill { i mean hit } a bug, this woman is either a soros plant, or she is just another idiot. if she don’t wont her kids to have fun or atleast to be a kid, then the more for all of those parents who beleive that compeition and failure is part of life,and a great learning experince, so please,shut up and be that boring parent who, when your kids grow up and are old enough to understand that you sucked as a parent, then you will be one lonely old lady, because they will never have anything to do with your crazy butt.so please again shut up,and let kids be kids,
Report Post »Psychosis
Posted on April 23, 2011 at 7:55pmNEWSFLASH…………….THIS WOMAN IS A MUSLIM , AND NOT YOUR “”"”“ MODERATE””"” TYPE
SHE PARTICIPATES DAILY IN TAQUEEIA AND IS A CAIR SPOKESTHING
im sure she thinks beheading and stoning is ok though
Report Post »pzzdnga
Posted on April 23, 2011 at 8:21pmI thought you were kidding till I clicked on her name in the article. How is it that these whack jobs have the nerve to tell anyone anything about child rearing. They are perfectly willing to kill their own offspring daughters in the name of “HONOR”,, stone to death women that are raped or commit (alleged by a male) adultery and think it’s perfectly ok to send their sons off to learn how to be terrorists and suicide bombers…ok, so not ALL of them do this, but not ALL parents of 2 yr olds are stupid enough to give them a pinata and a stick! Give me a break…
Report Post »kickagrandma
Posted on April 23, 2011 at 7:54pmWait!
Isn’t she being R-A-C-I-S-T????
Piñatas are Latino in origin, after all.
Just provoking!!! YEA!
Report Post »anutter
Posted on April 23, 2011 at 7:54pminstead of hitting the things, everyone will hold hands and sing praises to barack hussein obama. Then the pinata opens up, and lots of goody carrots and celery sticks fall out.
Report Post »riseandshine
Posted on April 23, 2011 at 11:45pmcarrots and celery, and if their parents are union members…..obamacare waivers
Report Post »wheels
Posted on April 23, 2011 at 7:53pmIts a very dangerous world (of pinatas) out there guys, found this horrific footage (Enjoy!) Happy Easter Blazers! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ea-lbdxp4A
Report Post »Sharon
Posted on April 23, 2011 at 9:43pmLMAO That was so funny!
Report Post »ColoradoDad
Posted on April 24, 2011 at 12:16amThank you for that. It was very very funny, and no one died! imagine that. Happy Easter!!!
Report Post »NursingNerd2012
Posted on April 24, 2011 at 7:38amHilarious!
Report Post »kindling
Posted on April 23, 2011 at 7:52pmI want one of those Obama pinatas! I will fill it full of Obama stash!
Report Post »I was raised to never fight back and was punished for saying the word “no” and as a young adult was raped because I did not know how to protect myself. I teach my kids every way to protect themselves, what is this woman think she is doing not teaching the next generation not to protect themselves with what is coming?
N37BU6
Posted on April 23, 2011 at 7:52pmA control freak with a degree in pseudoscience… imagine that.
Report Post »Psychosis
Posted on April 23, 2011 at 7:52pmand………………anyone notice her correlation between good parenting and not spanking your child/
im wondering if this is her first child, and would love to look into the future and see how she/he/it turns out
raise your spawn your way, but stay the f out of how others raise their kids. i would gather that most of the little brats running around misbehaving dont know what discipline is
ok, done ranting ,and am not a strong promoter of spanking, but i am not clueless and realize sometimes discipline merits spanking timeouts dont cut the mustard…………have you seen some of these new age kids behavior????
Report Post »BOMUSTGO
Posted on April 23, 2011 at 9:03pmFrom the looks of her, her kid may end up wearing a suicide vest.
Report Post »PCFreeZone
Posted on April 23, 2011 at 7:50pmPerhaps she’s a progressive racist who hates Mexicans and their piñata hitting fiestas! Ole!!
Report Post »riseandshine
Posted on April 23, 2011 at 7:49pmthey want every kid playing soccer….they want sameness
Report Post »ivdad
Posted on April 23, 2011 at 9:01pmThey tried to outlaw kickball. Kickball is just soccer that is more fun to play.
Report Post »riseandshine
Posted on April 23, 2011 at 10:35pmI loved playing kickball as a kid, and war ball (another banned game in alot of lib towns) was really fun
Report Post »VENTVSBEATVS
Posted on April 23, 2011 at 10:54pmActually, kickball‘s like baseball ’cept you kick the ball.
Report Post »JohnJoseph
Posted on April 23, 2011 at 7:47pmI’m guessing that this woman wants another government handout to replace the piñata.
Report Post »riseandshine
Posted on April 23, 2011 at 7:44pmi think i like the standard mexican pinata
Report Post »B4B
Posted on April 23, 2011 at 7:49pmThen the “author” tromps off to her Psychologist to pay $200/hr to beat a pillow and calls it “cathartic”.
Report Post »wolverine
Posted on April 23, 2011 at 7:43pmWhy is this moronic idea given news space
Report Post »paperpushermj
Posted on April 23, 2011 at 9:43pmFor the same reason the press gives space for truther statements. It makes the other side look stupid
Report Post »CHEWYRUNTS
Posted on April 23, 2011 at 7:43pmSeriously? too many people in this world trying to speak for the children…. get over it.
Report Post »LadyIzShy
Posted on April 23, 2011 at 7:42pmoh please what harm is it for kids to whack the pinata? Id whack some of the ones shown here happily
Report Post »Marylou7
Posted on April 23, 2011 at 7:41pmMore stupidity.
Report Post »flyoverbob
Posted on April 23, 2011 at 7:41pmOh I would like to just pull her pony tail and chase her around the playground till she falls and skins her knee.
Report Post »DieBambi
Posted on April 23, 2011 at 7:40pmAnd do not under any circumstances hit that ball with a bat. Or kick that other ball. Bad kids!
Report Post »OneRepublic4us
Posted on April 23, 2011 at 10:33pmWhat? And no March Madness and no BRACKETS for Obama to fill out! Might just save the country some money…….
Report Post »BetterDays
Posted on April 23, 2011 at 7:40pmShe’s just jealous, she wants to be a piñata too!
Report Post »Equal rights for paper mâché, quick let’s have a dumb circle !
BoilitDown
Posted on April 23, 2011 at 10:19pmHey!…What about Americas Funniest Home Videos? It would be devastating to them.
Report Post »Bartlemus is a mushy brained do-gooder, one of the most dangerous breeds of human being.
JP4JOY
Posted on April 23, 2011 at 7:37pmConsidering the wave of food police, camp games police, bullying police, is anyone surprised that we now want pinata police?
All the lefty loons are coming out, soon they will eat each other with their hatred and ire.
Report Post »trog58
Posted on April 23, 2011 at 9:14pmThe only problem with that is they are currently trying to gorge themselves on everyone else. I wish they would start eating themselves and leave the rest of us alone.
Report Post »I.Gaspar
Posted on April 23, 2011 at 7:37pmWould you say we have a plethora of anti-pinata people in the government?
Report Post »VET4TRUTH
Posted on April 23, 2011 at 7:53pmYes El Wapo
Report Post »VENTVSBEATVS
Posted on April 23, 2011 at 10:47pmThought it was spelled El Guapo? (That’s the unofficial nickname me and my brother gave to Hugo Chavez!) :P
Report Post »GeorgieJo
Posted on April 24, 2011 at 12:22amQuick where can I buy one of NancyPeelooski/BarneyFranco/DavoLettermum/KatireKourack/BillMoher/JonnyCatSteewart/ChrissyTinglesMatthues/SlickBilly/DingyHarryReed and so on
Report Post »Geeze psychiatry would be OUT of business after these pinata partays ROFL
dontbotherme
Posted on April 23, 2011 at 7:33pmI have one thing to say to this woman. Awe shutup already.
Report Post »ISeeDanger.com
Posted on April 23, 2011 at 7:38pmVery important issue for a country going over a cliff….
Report Post »http://www.ISeeDanger.com
lovenfl3
Posted on April 23, 2011 at 7:45pmExactly, shut up already. This PC garbage is ruining this great country. If these people don’t like our traditions, they’re free to leave. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpFG2wg6KIU
Report Post »ilovethiscountry
Posted on April 23, 2011 at 7:46pmShe is more than slightly deranged. She needs a rubber room.
Report Post »LAM2
Posted on April 23, 2011 at 8:08pmLet’s not stop at pinatas…no more baseball, tennis, golf, soccer, martial arts and every other sport or activity that involves hitting or kicking an inanimate object. That should put an end to world violence.
Report Post »Dustyluv
Posted on April 23, 2011 at 8:12pmThey are messing with the Mexicans now…Dead end road for the liberals, they will lose their vote when they mess with their pinatas…
Report Post »CatB
Posted on April 23, 2011 at 8:29pmOH man I am getting the Obama one to Celebrate the 2012 election!
Report Post »J.C. McGlynn
Posted on April 23, 2011 at 8:29pmNotice not one complaint about pin the tail on the donkey.
Report Post »Professional Infidel
Posted on April 23, 2011 at 8:31pmKeep all that pinllata stuff south of the border. To acomadating!! up here it’s the “Pin the tail on the Donkey”
Report Post »SlimnRanger
Posted on April 23, 2011 at 8:43pmok,ok no more hitting the Pinata,we will hang radical progressives instead and hit them,works for me
Report Post »sooner12
Posted on April 23, 2011 at 8:45pmCan you imagine the kind of husband she is married to? But then again she may not be married.
Report Post »Ironmaan
Posted on April 23, 2011 at 8:46pmThe author is a fool, and her kid is going to grow up to be a looser that our kids pay for.
Report Post »http://guerillatics.com
MEESHEL
Posted on April 23, 2011 at 8:48pmSeriously?? This is what takes priority in somone’s life when our country is heading over a cliff? These people are unbelievable
Report Post »desertkid
Posted on April 23, 2011 at 8:48pmWhere’s La Raza on this. This sure sounds racist to me? Why are they not protesting at every capitol in the nation. Where’s the ACLU and Rev. Al? Doesn’t this go against one of the oldest hispanic traditions? How dare a white liberal woman make a comment like this. Who does she think she is? What a racist, commie, nazi liberal scum bag she is. I hope they throw the book at her but they wont. Why? Because……… she’s a liberal.
Report Post »DTOM_Jericho (leaving PA)
Posted on April 23, 2011 at 8:58pmWe let our kids shoot their pinatas with a .22LR.
Report Post »avenger
Posted on April 23, 2011 at 9:01pmhow about a pinata with her image….
Report Post »Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
Posted on April 23, 2011 at 9:02pm@DontBotherMe:
I also have something to say to her, aside from telling her to shut up, and I would tell her with one of the loudest of mega-phones I am able to find and use.
Report Post »planecrashlaw
Posted on April 23, 2011 at 9:03pm@lovenfl3
Exactly, shut up already. This PC garbage is ruining this great country. If these people don’t like our traditions, they’re free to leave..
________________
Sport, you do recognize that the pinata tradition is a Mexican tradition? As a Blazer, do you really want to go on record saying that those who don’t support a Mexican tradition should leave the country? Thought not.
Gold Coin & Economic News
Posted on April 23, 2011 at 9:05pmHow about a Lady GaGa pinata?
Report Post »Mannax
Posted on April 23, 2011 at 9:19pm“The author is Vanessa Bartlemus, a woman with degrees in Journalism and Psychology who is also the mother of a 2-yr-old daughter. Ms. Bartlemus’ column makes the anti-pinata argument stating;
Piñatas are not a good idea for your child’s party. Children should never hit anything with a stick. Even worse, kids can get piñatas in their favorite character too. Doesn’t anyone slightly cringe at the thought of their child whacking Dora the Explorer or Elmo around with a baseball bat? ”
In a word… NO!
Report Post »paperpushermj
Posted on April 23, 2011 at 9:35pmMy advice to her ( it’s Ok to call her a her. It’s not sexist is it) child is to get out as soon as possible, don’t walk.RUN, RUN for your life………. RUN save yourself
Report Post »mill
Posted on April 23, 2011 at 10:00pmwow..what next?
Report Post »babies can’t wear diapers because it restricts their sense of expression and finger painting??
missionarydad
Posted on April 23, 2011 at 10:23pmYeah and I suppose she thinks 25 is a bit too young to tell your kid its time to move out and get a job. You know in 18 years her two year old is going to be another encinom or JZS living in her basement and trolling at the Blaze.
http://www.saywhatyoureallymean.blotspot.com
Report Post »argrandma
Posted on April 23, 2011 at 10:24pmLOL, the liberals have gone absolutely bezerk with their hero in the White House. Let them teach their kids to be wimps and tree huggers. I’m teaching mine to be warriors.
Report Post »Thatsitivehadenough
Posted on April 23, 2011 at 10:31pmNow I get it! They want everyone to grow up a FLOWER CHILD! I forgot about them.
More and more, I have been looking back on my own life over the past 40-50 years and actually remembering the things that I now realise were intended to manipulate people down the leftist path. Do you remember when they started to permanently bash Normal Rockwell?
In Africa the wild animals actually TEACH their young to survive in the wild. Without these survival skills they are certain to die early.
Stop the left now. Teach your children how to defend themselves, and how to survive.
This woman is stupid.
Report Post »Thatsitivehadenough
Posted on April 23, 2011 at 10:35pmOops! That was supposed to be Norman Rockwell.
Report Post »afishfarted
Posted on April 23, 2011 at 10:43pmcan we get a pinata that looks like her ?
Report Post »CatB
Posted on April 23, 2011 at 10:52pmafishfarted
Posted on April 23, 2011 at 10:43pm
can we get a pinata that looks like her ?
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She probably looks like she has already been hit with an ugly stick!
Report Post »stifroc
Posted on April 24, 2011 at 12:14amHow are people like this even allowed to have this drivel published? I mean isn’t there an editor in chief or SOMEBODY on the floor that looks at crap like this and says, “WTF? Are you kidding? You ACTUALLY expect us to publish this crap?”
Obviously there isn’t.
Report Post »Sgt.Crust
Posted on April 24, 2011 at 12:29amNo wonder the country is going GAY!!!!! yaya gag me with a spoon PLEASE!
Report Post »thepatriotdave
Posted on April 24, 2011 at 1:09amI would bet heavy money that if Pinatas were made to look like famous Conservatives and/or Republicans, this very same crazy lady would be selling them on the internet and asking top-dollar.
Take the “best choice for POTUS” Poll – Extended to Midnight Tuesday
Report Post »http://www.AmericasTeaPartyNews.com
banjarmon
Posted on April 24, 2011 at 1:25amhttp://contributor.yahoo.com/user/734211/vanessa_bartlemus.html
See who she really is…
Report Post »decendentof56
Posted on April 24, 2011 at 1:27amOK…we don’t have to discuss the obvious, she is a left-wing nut.
Why do you think all the games like dodge-ball have been removed from school playgrounds? It’s because to have a Socialist or Communist country, you need to remove the idea of winning. Aggression is not necessary, neither is being an individual. All people will have equal status/equal results/equal pay.
All of these people are from the same mold. It’s their belief, and you have to admit they are comitted. Just remember that every time the left suceeds in taking away things like hitting a pinata with a stick, they have suceeded in the indoctrination of more of ouri youth.
Report Post »Vet with Vendetta
Posted on April 24, 2011 at 3:12amWe should stop eating fruits and vegetables too. Those are living things with feelings, and I‘m sure they don’t like being eaten.
Report Post »Did you really have nothing better to write about lady?
carnifex
Posted on April 24, 2011 at 4:20am“There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.”– Will Rogers
Report Post »and, “Stupid is as stupid does”– Forrest Gump
Jackers
Posted on April 24, 2011 at 7:14amI am sick and tired of elected “officials” and unelected “officials” dictating to me what I can eat, what I can’t eat; what I can say, what I can’t say; what I can drive, what I can’t drive; what type of light bulbs I can use, what type of light bulbs I can’t use; what I can do with my property, what I can’t do with my property; what type of appliances I can buy, what type of appliances I can’t buy… And the list goes on and on…
Whatever happened to our “free” society? Nanny State/Police State, anyone?
Report Post »Marcobob69
Posted on April 24, 2011 at 7:23amPC is now working overtime to take the fun right out of being a child in America. Competition=bad eating a piece of candy=bad using a metal ANYTHING=bad……the list is a mile long of things that are not POLITICALLY CORRECT. Ten years ago we had never even heard of the term POLITICALLY CORRECT!!
Report Post »NursingNerd2012
Posted on April 24, 2011 at 7:35am@Banjarmon. Clicked on your link. She’s just scary! Her stories are going to turn all our children into wussies! AAAH!
Report Post »MiketheTrucker
Posted on April 24, 2011 at 8:24amLet this leftist go. She’ll alienate MORE Hispanic demo-rat voters.
Report Post »bread and circuses
Posted on April 24, 2011 at 8:33amThere is a silver lining. The people who follow her mantra will bring a string to a gun fight.
Report Post »Armed Patriot
Posted on April 24, 2011 at 9:25amWhere do these sissies come from??? Oh yeah the left. I dunno but I sure would love to beat the snot out of Dora the Explorer with a baseball bat. And that Barry Sotero pinata makes me want to print it out and go to the rifle range.
Report Post »VShagios
Posted on April 24, 2011 at 10:44amObviously we need to also ban baseball bats, tennis rackets, hammers, horse whips have got to go (poor race horses), and on, and on.
Report Post »Shock collars and cattle prods, I can think of a few people I could use these on since I can’t hit them.
Shady
Posted on April 24, 2011 at 10:48amTrue. This trend has to be hit with a Louisville Slugger and fast!
Report Post »Docjoe
Posted on April 24, 2011 at 11:26amIi must agree with the author. Hitting pinatas encourages hatred toward flamboyant animals.
Report Post »redsred
Posted on April 24, 2011 at 11:55amanyone recognize that the pinata idea comes from our “undocumented workers”?
Report Post »Taquoshi
Posted on April 24, 2011 at 12:45pmAh, man, I’ve seen numerous hilarious videos on AFV where kids accident clobber some adult bystander. It‘s funny because it’s not me at the other end of that wiffle bat or broom stick.
But I guess the writer didn’t get her “fair share” of candy when the pinata broke open. The next article will most likely be the unfairness of Easter Egg hunts. Personally, I never did very well in those, but that’s okay. I’m an adult now and I can buy ALL the candy I want, whenever I want, until they outlaw that, too. I know, I know, they’re working on it, right?
Report Post »Shrinking Citizen
Posted on April 24, 2011 at 3:01pmAnother thing to say to this lady: Come back to us when your 2 year old is 10 or 15. Then we can talk about parenting.
Report Post »waggie
Posted on April 24, 2011 at 4:19pmThey should have a pin the tail on the donkey with Obama’s face on the hind end, ‘cuz we all know he’s a donkey’s a$$.
Report Post »Marylou7
Posted on April 24, 2011 at 5:02pmCan you believe the madness in this world??? To these lefty lunatics it shows love to kill “human” babies in the womb but it teaches violence to hit a pinata??? Am I in the Twilight Zone???
Report Post »verityquest
Posted on April 24, 2011 at 6:38pmWait til her darling daughter turns three, and this woman will be begging to hit a pinata…. I feel sorry for her husband already….GEEZ. Get a LIFE, Lady.
Report Post »JJ Coolay
Posted on April 24, 2011 at 6:56pmWho says we don’t spank???
Gasp… did I just say that!?!
Report Post »JJ Coolay
Posted on April 24, 2011 at 6:59pmHere’s an idea: If you don’t want your child to live a normal life, then shelter ‘em all you want.. but keep your dirty little fingers off my kids!!
Report Post »tucsondon
Posted on April 24, 2011 at 10:36pmGood grief………..
Report Post »demint.disciple
Posted on April 25, 2011 at 7:17amLMFAO !!! I just ordered 10 pinata’s fto bash at my town square. and yes I’m bringing my 6 and 10 year olds..
Report Post »Brooke Lorren
Posted on April 25, 2011 at 2:44pmAnybody can contribute to Associated Content. I’ve been writing with them for about 2 1/2 years now, and I have 20x the page views. She only has 28,000 page views, which is not a lot, considering that she’s been around for a year. I wouldn’t put too much stock into what she says.
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