President Obama Opened Correspondents’ Dinner With a Toilet Flush…Really
- Posted on April 29, 2012 at 7:06am by
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It’s not often that we get to see the most powerful man in the world tell jokes about eating dogs, craving cigarettes and imposing his rumored “radical socialist agenda” on the country. And yet, last night in Washington, D.C., we were treated to just that. Wait, let’s not forget the toilet flush. Did we really need to envision the president sitting on the toilet, seconds before he was to address the White House Press Corps?
(Related: Top Jokes From Obama’s Stand-Up Routine)
Saturday night‘s White House Correspondents’ Dinner was well-attended — most of the familiar faces that endure the daily press briefings and follow the president around the country put on their formal attire and squeezed into a packed Hilton ballroom to watch Barack Obama open the show for Jimmy Kimmel. There were also a healthy number of famous faces from the showbiz world: Big money Obama donors George Clooney and Steven Spielberg were there, along with Kim Kardashian, Lindsay Lohan, and members of the cast of “Glee.”
The Obama portion of the presentation lasted 17:36 and featured the president making jokes on topics like:
- Where he was born (this one starts at 3:20, and he actually winked after saying, “And I, of course, was born in Hawaii.”)
- Eating dogs (several jokes on this topic – the biggest flop starts at the 8:35 mark of the video and has almost 30 seconds of uncomfortable reactions)
- His rumored, radical, second term agenda
- Mitt Romney’s wealth, two Harvard degrees, and lack of hipness
- Hillary Clinton’s beer drinking in Colombia (”she won’t stop drunk texting me from Cartagena.”)
- Celebrity attendees like Kim Kardashian and the cast of Glee
President Obama‘s presentation started with a little sketch that poked fun at his recent ’hot mic‘ episode with Russia’s Dmitry Medvedev by having the audience believe that we were listening to the leader of the free world complaining about having to be at this dinner, while sitting on a toilet. That portion ended with a flush and Obama craving a cigarette.
Here is Obama‘s entire White House Correspondents’ Dinner routine:
How do you feel about the president’s speech? Please share your thoughts below.
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GulfPeg
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 8:39amObama thinks being president is a big joke. He looks so childish with his “high 5”!
Report Post »soybomb315
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 9:03amthe whole thing was really funny. watch the video.
its better than the average day in washington
Report Post »79USMC83
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 9:08amThere is humor and then there is IN YOUR FACE. I thought this was a FAMILY man from Harvard. The jokes were totally classless. Toilet flushing, dog eating, joking about a DRUNK Seceratary of State, maybe she needs a Chaperone !!! and backroom deals with the Russians is NOT FUNNY but could be seen as CRIMES against the STATE !!! Hum Michael Vick did prison time for dog fighting. My dad is dying from COPD because he was a smoker thirty years ago !!! Yea this man is a real GOOD example for his kids and the country !! Lidnsey LOHAN ?????? My American Flag will be coming down if this FAKE is re-elected !!! TRASH !! TRASH!! TRASH!!! “GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH”
soybomb315
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 9:15amwould you rather obama tell socialist jokes?
mils
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 9:22amhe is trying to endear himself, appeal to, the lower morals in our country…trying o be “one of the guys”…
Report Post »i believe we see him as he really is…not a good man.
not an honorable example for our children, country in general..
he is trying to be ‘hip”..
vote this man out of office. republicans need to stick together on this one, don’t let a third party split the vote. Obama nedds to be a one term president
disgustedAmerican
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 9:29amHey Soysauce… We would rather he do his job instead of wasting time and our money. The true joke in this whole scenario is that the young vote is still lured to this shill. Churchill said it best with,” If you‘re not liberal by the time you’re 20, you have no heart. If you‘re not conservative by the time you’re 40, you have no brain”
Report Post »soybomb315
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 9:38ami would rather him do his job LESS since we know how he ticks
Report Post »iampraying4u
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 9:43amHes about as funny as he looks
Report Post »NHwinter
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 9:44amThere is nothing funny about this man, not one thing. All those who laugh now will cry when he finishes with them and has become the dictator with their help.
Report Post »dissentnow
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 9:55am@iampraying4
“Hes about as funny as he looks”
Well, in that case, he is hilarious……judging from a strict ear-to-face ratio, that is!
Report Post »rawmilker
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 10:23amI had to turn it off after 40 seconds. You know we have problems when the POTUS thinks he’s a comedian and people like kim kardashians are invited to the WH…..sad times for america with its weak corrupt leadership.
Report Post »mwhaley
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 10:29amThe stupid people, the give me crowd, and a majority of our blacks are going to vote for Obama. I sincerely hope there are more smart voters this time voting than in 2008.
LongRange
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 10:34amHe needs to give up the day job, much better Stand-up than er… Evil dictator…
Report Post »rawmilker
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 11:02amAnother thing I noticed, look @ the photo of obama. he looks like he’s zipped up on something. Maybe cocaine. It wouldn’t surprise me if there were many “ILLEGAL”drugs at that party.
The obama hussien soetoro davis X family is just livin large off of affirmative action in america…man what a country!
Report Post »MAMMY_NUNN
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 11:25amHe takes serious situations that show badly on him and tries to spin them off as meaningless jokes of paranoia from the right.
Report Post »Hayabusa
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 11:53amKimmel shows how there is so much material about this administration, liberals, and media yet other comedians pretend there’s just nothing to joke about but conservatives.
Report Post »MONICNE
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 11:59amIt is outrageous that the Taxed Enough Already are PAYING for the President of the United States to throw a black tie party to make fun of the very criticisms we are using to take him and his administration down!
Doesn‘t O’Bummer realize that each joke costs the taxpayer $179,000.00 in Secret Service surveillance fees?
What is even worse is that Speaker Gingrich has such low self esteem that he dragged Calista to this thing – where Catholic-Americans were totally mocked by “the reverend” George Clooney!
You do not see Ronald Reagan or George H.W. Bush or George W. Bush performing like a mindless comedy engine at this type of so-called celebration of free speech!
TEA
Report Post »Strait Talk Express
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 12:13pm@Ho-Mo-Nice says: “You do not see Ronald Reagan or George H.W. Bush or George W. Bush performing like a mindless comedy engine at this type of so-called celebration of free speech!”
That is because, RR is deceased, HW is too old, and W is not smart enough. Tea that!
Report Post »Doris
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 12:59pmObamas speech was the same as always. Pure politics. No vision for the future just more of the same.Threats that if the supreme crt. knocks down obamacare he will just pass it again.He will by pass the court just like he does Congress.
Report Post »Look4DBigPicture
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 1:32pmIf the country was thriving instead of decaying, this would be funny. However, it’s disgusting to watch our campaigner-in-chief “yuk it up” with his elite shills, while millions of Americans are suffering!
Report Post »feetofmanyskins
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 1:38pmI would much rather have him as a comedian or a singer than the leader of our Country! He is not really any better at jokes or song, he just wouldn’t be able to do as much damage to our Country!!!
Report Post »CatB
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 1:46pmhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jE3cpsdMg3Q&feature=related
This is better than anything I have seen from last night.
Report Post »hillbillyinny
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 2:39pm@ gulfpeg
The “high five” was a Jiimmy Kimbel doing, not Obama. Jimmy was putting it to his “fifth grade teacher” who said Kimbel would “never amount to anything.” Jimmy then said to the teacher, “Watch me now, I’m about to high-five it withthe President of the United States.” Just a joke, better than some of the other jokes. . .
I can’t stand listening to our current leader, but some of the jokes last night were funning–but then I was watching it because I couldn’t sleep at about midnight. Fell right asleep!
Report Post »DISABLED_AF_VET
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 2:55pmAs a disabled Gulf War Vet and past homeless veteran who is struggling to feed himself and his family and keep his electricity on, it’s nice to see we have a president who can make jokes about the number of Harvard degrees he has as well as crack a smile about eating a dog when I have seen my veteran brothers and sisters eat out of dumpsters and beg for change on the side of the road. I myself have slept in a car for a year and spent many a night searching for a warm train station at 4am in December so I wouldn’t freeze to death in Boston. I hope his so called advisors pick another tactic to try to relate to the masses as this one has certainly missed the mark with me and most of my fellow Americans.
Report Post »Sci
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 3:08pmyou are exactly correct – he is a joke and he has made the office into a joke -NO OBAMA 2012
Report Post »katejo
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 3:17pmNaturally, he used the song “In The Arms Of The Angel” as a dog joke because he knows nothing of Angels. I’m not saying he is the Anti-Christ, but he is well qualified. Maybe he will appoint Mike Vick as his Animal Czar! Just what our Country needs another “Hollywood Wannabe”. Gosh, Saun Penn could be his Role Model.
Report Post »Irate Nate
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 3:42pmno, you’ve got it all twisted round: Obama’s presidency is one big joke, but he takes it quite seriously.
Report Post »ClunkerT
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 3:49pmHe winked because it wouldn’t be appropriate to give America a one finger salute. The wink was in fact appropriate in that his so-called proof of birth turned out to be a forgery. It is worse than that, the Commander-in-Chief’s selective service registration was fraudulent also. Eventually the man will be confronted about those crimes. They are crimes!! Richard Nixon resigned for much less, Dan Rather and Mary Mapes were fired for much less.
Report Post »Wolf
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 4:03pmSomeone needs to flush Otrud down the toilet. He wouldn’t be funny even if he was the last commedian alive except his laughable position as POTUS, which makes a joke of the title and bigger fools of Americans who vote for this POSdahkie.
Report Post »TheEDGE
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 4:31pmSoybomb- Wow! Better than your average day in Washington? Isn‘t that kinda like saying it’s better than your average trip to the DMV?
Report Post »MAMMY_NUNN
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 5:06pmHe is as funny as Kim Jung Ill cracking a joke about North Koreans starving to death.
Report Post »DrSique
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 5:29pmAwesome, the POTUS offering up toilet humor, animal abuse and nasty political sniping as comedy. Funny how they lined the event with all of his biggest fans who were guaranteed to laugh at unfunny jokes merely because he told them. I hope that every American is forced to watch this charade enough times to understand this man. The best way to hide a radical agenda is in plain sight.
Report Post »gjohnsto
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 6:25pmI don’t share any political standards with President Obama but I can separate that from this. There is no more respectable humor, in my mind, than self deprecating humor, and this speech was very funny! I saw comments that it was childish. My response to that would be “grow up.” I hope we can all be ‘childish’ once in a while and, for the President, a speech to the media representatives was definitely the time to be sill.
Report Post »Patrick Henry II
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 7:23pmHe’s done.
Report Post »crackerone
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 7:25pmHow does Lindsey Lohan get security clearance to be in a room with the president?
Report Post »k55na45
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 8:24pmHis other half didnt even looked amused by his ignorant antics. To me, she looked embarassed, as she well should have. I believe the POTUS is not much better as a comedian than he is as the POTUS. Just saying.
Report Post »canadianlady
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 9:14pmThat’s exactly what it is; and, he’s mocking all his critics. Spitting right in their faces.
Report Post »nomorpc4me
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 9:52pmEverything in Washington is a joke, especially the demeanor of the president.
Report Post »Conservme
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 11:10pmIn all joking there is an element of truth. These jokes may be the only truth obama tells. Beware the devil has come
Report Post »katsenne
Posted on April 30, 2012 at 2:11amThere were a couple of places I found amusing and appropriate but for the most part it didn‘t compare with Bush’s or Reagan’s.
Report Post »TAXEVERYONE
Posted on April 30, 2012 at 9:33amThe Dumb and Dumber show. You pick the dumbest.
Report Post »poorrichard09
Posted on April 30, 2012 at 9:44amI think he could have really stuck it to his detractors if he had done a little tap dance while singing “Dixie” (Oh I wish I was in the land of cotton, old times there are not forgotten)
Report Post »pcamerieri
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 8:37amPretty low brow stuff if you ask me. If you saw this ridiculous display and didn’t know better, you would swear that the economy is booming, unemployment is around 2% and that he’s not deliberately destroying this country. Everyone who sat through this silliness should be ashamed of themselves. Pitiful.
Report Post »Prepare for the 2nd Coming
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 8:58amCouldn’t have said it better myself!
Report Post »Thevoice
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 9:39amIs this finally the end (for now) of Barry’s month long comedy tour….
Report Post »legal63
Posted on May 8, 2012 at 12:01amBelieve me I am ashamed for sitting through it. I am also pissed. When he talked about eating pit bulls I was so mad I could have pinched his big ugly face right off his shoulders! I have a pit bull that I love very much, she is like one of kids. He is a sick piece of ****. Why hasn’t he been taken out of office before now? Why is it they haven’t impeached him yet? He deserves to be under a jail where they have to pipe sunlight to him! I hate the man and what he has done to our country. I didn’t vote for him the first time and I sure as hell am not voting for him this time!
Report Post »momrules
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 8:36amObama…….Not Presidential, not a man of class, not an American for America, not someone to respect, certainly not someone to look to as a leader….. ……a comedienne and the most dangerous man in American history.
Report Post »dogday
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 9:29amYou do rule, mom!! I just can’t look at the man anymore. I have absolutely no respect for him.
Report Post »Linda
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 1:20pmThis man is the height of irresponsibility. He is such an egomaniac and is always smirking. Like he knows something we don’t. Well, I hope that most know what he is about and do not vote for him in November. I am freaking sick and tired of him and his insane comments and how he is destroying this country. Why don’t more people see what he is doing? I am worried for this country and it’s future. I hate him and I do not hate easily.
Report Post »Look4DBigPicture
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 1:35pmAmen to that Momrules!
Michelle looked miserable. Think maybe she‘s wishing she hadn’t sold her soul to the devil?
Report Post »PATTY HENRY
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 2:03pmKUDOS MOM ! This is a COMMIE raised man (Momma and Daddy (who was married to someone else when he married Momma) both Commies; Grand Mother and Daddy Both Commies – went to Commie “church” in Hawaii. Many of us think that Obama‘s emergency trip at the end of OCTOBER 2008 to Hawaii was NOT to see ’dying granny’ but to see Gov. Of Hawaii and top brass to keep any vote from disclosing his “birth records’ did not occur. According to news Obama stayed with Gov. for 3 hours, but visited ‘dying granny’ all of one. By himself. Guess that was to comb through her apt one more time and get rid of all references to him, his birth, her Commie affiliation. Don‘t you think it’s strange that she died shortly there after but this man made no mention of it; didn’t go to funeral; also vacationed earlier in the years blocks from her but kids never saw her? SOOOOOO many secrets.
Report Post »This Dicator Wanna-Be is low class, trashy, totally incompetent and I think he’s been on “something”since day one. Remember his ‘giggly’ remarks the day he moved into the WH? I don’t know anything about drugs but there is something wrong with him. Maybe it’s just plain EVIL.
Anyone who votes for him in 2012 needs to reassess who they are as human beings. I agree. This is the most evil man ever to be in America, much less President.
Cameraman
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 6:41pmAmen to that! He is the lowest of the Low,,Dog eating, Baby Killing, Commie,BAD Joke teller of all time, he makes Karl Marx Look like a Beginner…He is a Fool, and his day is coming, when the Joke will be on Him, I can”t say enought Bad Things,so I will go Back to Prepping..Again Thanks for Coming and be sure to tip Your Waitress!!GnomeSaying!!!
Report Post »yiska8
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 8:09pmI thought I was watching a reality razzie award show. Big bootie Kim, the repeat offender Lohan, and every actor on NBC’s crap shows were there. I couldn’t believe I had it on CSPAN! I thought it was E! Not funny. Uncomfortable, but not funny. All I heard was nervous laughter. Kimmel and Fallon are just not funny. They don’t have it. They just have strong knees. You have to if you‘re going to kiss the Kenyan’s feet. Obama wants to be actor and the George Cloonet wants to be politician. The statist media will no longer be able to live this down this behavior when a Conservative comes into office again. They will no longer have anything to complain about. They’ll remember the orgy of fun and bling once enjoyed while most Americans struggled to survive . The American people will get stronger, but the American statist media will have destroyed itself. Journalism is dead. This nation is about to buckle under the weight of this King’s unending selfishness and neglect.
Report Post »VanceUppercut
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 9:50pm@momrules
“Not Presidential, not a man of class”
Yeah, he’s not classy and “Presidential” like Reagan (an old coot who slept his way through Cabinet meetings), George H.W. Bush (who barfed on the Japanese PM), or George W. Bush (cokehead, drunken frat boy, failed businessman, draft dodger, walking gaffe machine). And he’s a CELEBRITY, ugh! Unlike the actor Ronald Reagan, or bad reality show star and fake book writer Palin.
Report Post »yiska8
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 10:25pm@vanceuppercut
Report Post »All those things may be true, but at least they were American born. And by the way, Obama has already won a nobel peace prize and published memoirs before having done anything or having set foot in our WH. This man child is bling, affirmative action – ghetto. He’s ashamed of his past and tries hard to make people forget it. Not very common among Presidents. Oh yeah, you forgot CLINTON. Quite the celebrity himself these days. He, his brother and Hillary were like vacuum cleaners cleaning up plenty of cocaine back in Arkansas. And not to mention rape allegations against a Governor and sexual harrassment lawsuits, a “suicidal” Vince Foster, and being impeached for perjury because a fat intern. Funny, how you libs only remember the Republican’s pasts.
RamonPreston
Posted on April 30, 2012 at 10:36amI once asked if there was any sotware that would detect and delete his pictures. It was deleted.
Report Post »marthasusan40
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 8:34am…and to think I was convinced that the White House could not sink any lower….Trash, pure evil trash…put them out with the dirty laundry……so sad…it will take years to erase the image he has cast upon our great Nation. May God have mercy on their souls…..horrible, just horrible.
Report Post »rawmilker
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 10:52amWe are the laughing stock of the world with this dork having been elected by ignorant dorks themselves.
Germany recently held a parade in which some of the floats were depictions of obama, Hilary & slick willie. All intended to make fun of this joke of american leadership….on one of the obama floats it says “der loser”
http://www.flaglerchat.com/forum/showthread.php?t=67418
Report Post »RME KRNL
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 1:37pmNixon and Clinton sullied the Office of President of the United States, one legally and the other morally, whereas Obama has diminished it. With his pettiness, his classlessness, his partisanship and his “coolness,” he has shrunk the respect everyone around the world should have for the office he holds and made a mockery of it. We don’t need a joking, glib hipster in the Oval Office. We need a serious problem solver and leader. Mr. Cool needs to go back to school and learn some more about what it takes to be a real leader. Hopefully, Romney can show him the difference, beginning in January 2013.
And a P.S.: Unlike Obama, who classlessly and cluelessly denigrated Bush and his wife while they sat right there on the platform with him at his inauguration, even after all the help and graciousness they had shown him and his wife in the early and extensive transition team efforts, briefings and moving into the White House, I hope Romney doesn’t insult the Obamas on their way out. I would prefer that he just not even let them share the platform with him at his inauguration — don’t let the door hit your you-know-what on your way out, Barry and Mochelle.
Report Post »davemyers
Posted on April 30, 2012 at 5:36pmI think that you doth protest too much …. and that goes for the rest of you of similar ilk …. ….http://abagond.wordpress.com/2009/08/11/growing-up-black/
Report Post »Bro Geo Too
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 8:31amFast forward to February 2013 after Obama has lost the election. In a last-ditch effort to rescue their miserable ratings, MSNBC hires Barack Obama to host a new comedy/news show called the Imposter Hour.
His first guest, the “Reverend” Al Sharpton, who was canned in order to make room for the new host, will babble on and on demonstrating that he, Al, can barely put two thoughts together in a logical pattern; Chris Matthews will soon follow.
The remainder of the one-season disaster will spin people who continue to pull the wool over America’s eyes saying they “really care” about the middle class. Such people would be the likes of Clooney, Spielberg, Reid, Pelosi, Waters, Rangel, Jackson, Longoria, Hanks, etc.
Regrettably Michele Obama won’t be a guest since she will be too busy flying around the world consuming precious tax dollars with her Secret Service entourage.
Barack Obama may someday come to grips with the title we already know him as–Court Jester; only then he will be Court Jester Emeritus.
Report Post »gregbudell
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 10:17amYour post reminds me that even if we send him to the humiliating rebuke he deserves in November, we’ll be listening to this clown for the rest of our lives. No doubt one of his sycophant networks will give him a big visibility gig and we’ll never hear the end of him. Worse, the rumors will start that Moochelle will run next! I hope he ends up being the first president to live in exile. God help us.
Report Post »Bro Geo Too
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 1:31pmYou are right on all counts, Greg, God help us indeed!
Report Post »Look4DBigPicture
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 4:17pm@gregbudell…You got that right! We’re still having to listen to Bill Clinton. These jokers don’t know when to quit.
Report Post »sobeit
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 8:29ammade me very uncomfortable….especially Kimmel.
Report Post »zzyes
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 8:22pmOn the other hand, George Bush showed the upmost class by staying out of the limelight after his post. I still think he was a much finer, far cooler, more human man than the classless, tasteless unfunny Obama
Report Post »SFsuper49er
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 8:28amWasn’t impressed with jokes written by someone else standing on his soap box. No Thanks…
Report Post »angelcat
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 8:21amAs usual, the president shows no class. The speech was an embarrassment, and he probably doesn’t even realize it.
Report Post »TruthisHealthy
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 8:18amBarry the treasonous Anti-American is a joke and commands NO Respect!
We can’t wait to see his ass out of the WH. Where is the outrage? Are they all treasonous?
God Bless America and Our Beloved men and women in uniform!
Report Post »doomytram
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 2:55pmHis mudder was a muslim. Ears is the Muslim Iman and he is terrorizing the lower and middle class! His base is as clueless as Pug.
Report Post »alrunner58
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 8:18am@MHANNAH.VERA
Report Post »I‘m with you I can’t stand the sight of him or stand to listen to him. He turns my stomach.
Viper1
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 8:16amWho exactly cares? He already has those votes he is guaranteed to get and any body else should have figured him out by now. If you haven’t you are just plain pathetic. How do you like paying $4 a gallon and not having a job?
Report Post »Sharon Rose
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 8:14amDon’t think he will be on “comedy tour” soon.
Report Post »Living In NYC
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 8:28amI understand that Lindsay Lohan was there, I hope that the Prez and Meeshell will soon be sharing a crack pipe on the left coast with her come January 2013
Report Post »kickagrandma
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 8:14amThe man (?) is DISGUSTING! What a piece of trash, low-life thug. you are running on empty, faker and it shows loud and clear.
How are people still in denial? If you are one who is, PRAY that GOD will open the eyes of your heart and your mind so you can know HIS TRUTH before it is too late for you. Time, as we know it, is about to enter a speed warp and then you will be lost forever. Forever is a long, long time to live surrounded by evil and darkness, bad smells and Gollum-esque characters, self-aggrandizing souls constantly yapping about how important they are and how ignorant you are.
WAKE UP, AMERICA!
Report Post »SouthernVoice1
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 8:11amHe sure does yield power to the news media at the end (Saves the best for last),
Report Post »EP46
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 8:11amIs there a doctor in the house ?
Report Post »streetrodder
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 8:10amIt didnt look like very many of the guests were laughing.
Report Post »Living In NYC
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 8:17amThe Prez is nothing but a feak on a nasistic high or a talking head for George Soros..not quite sure cause he only reads words..he really has never spoke expect to Joe the Plumber!
Report Post »LiberalLies2012
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 8:07amThe country is in the most dire situation in over 80 years and the imbeciles in Washington, both parties and the media have the gaul to crack jokes and laugh at it all?
Americans need to send a strong and clear message in November that we are not happy at all, and joke time is not what we are looking for in our leaders. There needs to be exposure on everyone who attended this farce, showed in their tuxes and gowns partying it up and expose them.
Here is the first clue, it’s not a joke. We as a country are in deep trouble.
Report Post »countryfirst
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 8:06amAt the end he should state- now for a more serious note on where the republic is- Increase of 5 trillion in debt is nothing compared to the increase in the peoples despair. How much does this stuff cost us.
Report Post »cassandra
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 8:04amI didn’t watch him, to me it’s like fingernails on a chalk board and when is Speilberg,Clooney,Lindsey,and the Kardanshing’s going to open their houses up the the OWS protesters and let them have all their stuff for FREE, but maybe they don’t want crap thrown all over their house,all their food eaten,people camping out on their property smashing their windows,lice, and rape,I’ll never watch another Speiburg,Clooney or any other Hollyweird stars movie again ,could care less about what the Kardashins,do and I wouldn’t be proud of Lindsey Lowen supporting me
Report Post »mhannah.vera
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 8:02amSooo not interested. Didn’t even watch the clip. Can’t stand to here his voice anymore.
Report Post »booeee
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 8:16amI totally agree…I can’t stand it either!!
Report Post »CatB
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 12:39pmAgree … if any tv show wants me to not only not watch that episode .. but never watch again have this loser of a Prez and his wife on .. I have already stopped watching many shows AND NASCAR!
Report Post »artemis133
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 8:04pmI couldn’t watch it. I knew all it was going to be is low-class trash.
Report Post »Comeandtakeit
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 8:01amI thought his jokes were falling very,very flat with few exceptions and he seemed stiff and sort of snotty. I guess the sycophants loved it but I thought he was not nearly as relaxed and naturally self-deprecating and loose as President Bush used to seem at those things. Somehow the flushing symbolism isn‘t very funny when it’s my country he’s flushing.
Report Post »Living In NYC
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 8:11amIt‘s hard to get the timing right when you are reading other Jimmy Fallon’s jokes off a telepromter.
Too bad Elton John wasn’t there to sing the entry song for the Prez..”The Bit** is Back”!
Report Post »MONICNE
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 12:38pm95 percent of American women have economic struggles; yet our glorious leader spends Taxed Enough Already money to pay for NEW JOKES, when the public already owns perfectly good jokes purchased during the Bush Administration when they were affordable and appropriate.
I guess our spendthrift and tone deaf Comedian in Chief just felt he was not good enough to pull off the classic and hilarious, “Nope, No W-M-D Here!” routine made famous by the last administration. They use Bush as their reason for failing everywhere else, why not Comedy?
TEA
Report Post »yougottabekidding
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 8:00amThe class war fare is working I feel like I live in the gutter now.
Report Post »Hussain has lowered the POTUS to a show that belonges on hbo right after mahr. It has less class, but very high ratings from the rest of the world as an outstanding comedy!
Kopen
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 4:04pmI guess we are living the “Human Comedy” .. But it ain’t funny McGee ! ..Our Chief Thief Kinda made a Monkey out of himself .. You gotta admit he’s got the ears for it ..I had to leave to throw up .. what did I miss?
Report Post »Living In NYC
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 7:57amNice…the classeless fool mocking all his “acomplishments” sounds like Jimmy Fallon wrote the monologue for the Prez since he doesn’t have a fresh idea for himself.
Love it when he disrepects the office and the United States..keep it up Barry you will be flushed this November with all the other “waste” you have brought to Washington.
Thank for making us the laughing stock of the world!
Report Post »Grasshopper42
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 7:55amNot even going to waste the time to listen to this excrement.
Report Post »karen162
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 7:52amYeah, the one that just had me rolling on the floor laughing my A$$ off was his crack about Class Warfare. Nothing like stirring up division in this country and then joking about it. He was a real hoot! (sarcasm)
Report Post »gsp9993
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 8:23amThat’s what we get from a Socialist.
The Sorry Socialist Sips and Savors
While we all Suffer.
Off with his head or stick
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