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Rapper Snoop Dogg Re-Tells and Changes Classic Christmas Tale
- Posted on December 25, 2010 at 4:48pm by
Jonathon M. Seidl
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Have you ever awoke on Christmas Day and wanted to hear ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas” retold with a cursing Santa, Pepsi Max, and backup dancers? Well now your hypothetical dream has come true, as rapper Snoop Dogg has put together a new version of the classic Christmas tale:
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Comments (87)
lbk
Posted on December 25, 2010 at 10:57pmGo to pepsi.com and make your voice heard—
Report Post »lbk
Posted on December 25, 2010 at 10:47pmI’m with you STINGERHP.
Report Post »Stew45
Posted on December 25, 2010 at 10:30pmIts time we stopped supporting Pepsi
Report Post »stingerhp
Posted on December 25, 2010 at 10:24pmTell your local Pepsi dealer that you are not going to buy any more Pepsi until they pull this ad..Only to way to get it done is by the sponsor as the idiot in sunglasses has no clue………
Report Post »Bunnie
Posted on December 26, 2010 at 12:03amI agree! and will do it!
Report Post »stingerhp
Posted on December 25, 2010 at 10:17pmThe one and only Snoop Dogg….What another total waste of human flesh and blood..This clown cant sing, rap, act or be comedic..So why does the promoters even offer him real money to do this kind of stuff ?? He is a loser with a capital L………………..
Report Post »Carbine1
Posted on December 25, 2010 at 10:11pmI still prefer Pepsi. If you don’t. Try the PEPSI TEST.
Report Post »Carbine1
Posted on December 25, 2010 at 10:07pmAnd a very Merry CHRISTmas to you also snoop dog. God [JESUS]bless you and stay away from the pornography with those WHITE girls.
Report Post »Coach Marty
Posted on December 25, 2010 at 9:45pmWow, people. It’s silly satire. Lighten up!
Report Post »j_man
Posted on December 25, 2010 at 9:23pmExcuse me so called big daddy, you‘re either ignorant and I’ll pray for you, or you are a progressive spy sent to make the good people on this website seem racist. Either way I’m marking you.
Report Post »adifftake
Posted on December 25, 2010 at 8:56pmFrom your description of the contents of the video why would i want to watch it? I thought this site was about upbuilding one another, not revelling in the garbage of the world.
Report Post »Elvis77
Posted on December 25, 2010 at 8:14pmyeah, it’s just some goofy rapper doing a commercial for Pepsi, don’t take it so seriously
Report Post »CYCLONE
Posted on December 26, 2010 at 10:06amEXACTLLY… I hate rap with a passion … I REALLY DO… but this is actually quite funny…. it makes fun of Santa Claus … NOT JESUS CHRIST you idiots….pppfffttt… and I could make Pat Robertson blush for being more liberal than me too….
Report Post »— Smoke A Bong And Lighten Up People !!!…
Reagan/DeMint.deciple
Posted on December 26, 2010 at 10:23am@ J_man and all the rest that say “lighten up”… This is the sort of thing that Glenn is talking about when he talks about progressivism ruining our once great country.. It‘s very obvious that you all either don’t watch Glenn or think he’s just full of crap. either way, we can be a whole lot better country without commercials that kids can see, like this.. If you don’t agree then you are part of the problem not the solution.. And no, it’s not just a sign of the times, it’s what we Americans let happen.. It‘s called setting a good moral standard for our youth and this isn’t the way to do it..
Report Post »CYCLONE
Posted on December 26, 2010 at 9:39pmI watch Glen everyday…..where is the Proggesivism in this ? ….
Report Post »puck30
Posted on December 25, 2010 at 8:10pmSnoop just had a little too much ‘Gin n’ Juice’.
Report Post »DonoRomantico
Posted on December 25, 2010 at 7:55pmFo Shizzle
Report Post »j_man
Posted on December 25, 2010 at 7:14pmI was disappointed in the rhyme scheme. If you didn‘t like the commercial don’t buy pepsi products;
Report Post »Snoop was just trying to make his money. Plus he’s a libertarian, and if the “conservatives” would denounce the failed prohibition of drugs and stop making enemies of our own countrymen, we might be able to stop the progressive movement all together. The radicals are made not born. http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=US#/watch?xl=xl_blazer&v=nLsCC0LZxkY
OneRepublic4us
Posted on December 26, 2010 at 7:44amI like Snoop, he has very strong family values and I didn’t see any disrespect for Christmas here. I don‘t drink Pepsi but for goodness sakes people it’s a commercial! Don’t be hatin on SNOOP, he’s made mistakes as we all have and his life is an open book.
Report Post »DMD
Posted on December 25, 2010 at 7:04pmThey tried to paint Jesus as a black man. They made up thier own holiday. They have their own clubs and orginazations. Why the hell should they get resperations as hard as they fight to be segregated?
Bad Rosa Parks Bad!!!
Report Post »Politicus
Posted on December 25, 2010 at 6:48pmThis is what Kwanzaa is all about. Kwanzaa: It was created by Maulana Karenga and was first celebrated in 1966 – 1967. (wikipedia)
Report Post »cheezwhiz
Posted on December 25, 2010 at 6:58pmIs there a
“ Night before Kwanzaa”
which we can make fun of ?
” Twas the night before Kwanzaa, and all though the hood,
Report Post »not a dawg was snortin , not even a crakho
The pipes were hidden by the microwave with care
suspecting that cops will soon be there”
CYCLONE
Posted on December 26, 2010 at 10:02am@cheesewhiz… (the best part of a “Philly, Blunt Cheesesteak”)….
— It’s “Festivus” For The Rest Of Us…..
P.S. ….the only reason I’m not supporting PEPSI is because it SUCKS and tastes like sweetened nuclear waste…the rest of you idiots need a valiumj and a binger…
Report Post »TumbleBumble
Posted on December 25, 2010 at 6:45pmLol! He’s such a weird-o. :) Mazel tov!
Report Post »mtnclimberjim
Posted on December 25, 2010 at 6:40pmHooked on ebonics
Report Post »dawgPound
Posted on December 26, 2010 at 1:11amcirclejerkerjim, you always seem to find stories involving blacks and add some really racist comments. Why is that?
Report Post »steve-o-con
Posted on December 27, 2010 at 10:34am@DawgPound
Report Post »MtnClimberJim’s comment about “cotton” shows a hate/disgust/disdain for African Americans that is NOT REPRESENTATIVE of conservative values. I think he’s a liberal troll planted here to masquerade as a conservative in order to make everyone on this site (and conservatives in general) look bad.
pearson7274
Posted on December 25, 2010 at 6:32pmI can’t stand rap and all it stands for, but I thought it was actually pretty funny. Many of you on here need to lighten up! Don’t be as stuffy and uptight as our liberal friends.
Report Post »CYCLONE
Posted on December 26, 2010 at 9:55am… I’ve got to agree…. and as a Neo-Con toker, everyone of you naysayers could use a binger…
—… Lightn’ Up Frances… LOL !!!!
P.S. … Pepsi SUCKS….
Report Post »Reagan/DeMint.deciple
Posted on December 26, 2010 at 10:05am@ PEARSON7274 , you know you might be right , I was thinking about it and these are the sort of things my kids SHOULD see Since ,you know, we’re at a point of dumbing down the American culture.. Yeah, why not ? This is a good a story to start with as any. right ? I agree I’m going to light it up, aaahh I mean lighten up.
Report Post »heavyduty
Posted on December 25, 2010 at 6:28pmYou have to feel sorry for the idiots that can’t even follow a simple story line. They have to change it to suit their tastes. I wonder how he would like if someone changed one of his songs and ruined it just to serve their purpose?
Report Post »Shylow1959
Posted on December 25, 2010 at 6:18pmThat crack ain‘t gonna smoke it’s self.
mtnclimberjim
Posted on December 25, 2010 at 6:43pmI’ll quote it again, “We should have picked our own damned cotton”
cheezwhiz
Posted on December 25, 2010 at 7:00pmfo shizzel ma nizzell
Report Post »balrog
Posted on December 25, 2010 at 6:17pmthis thug deserves no attenton but disdain and we need to do all we can to shelter our children from this moron and all of the other thug rappers
Report Post »diesel71dan
Posted on December 25, 2010 at 6:08pmWhich brings me to my next point….. Kids, DONT do drugs
Report Post »N37BU6
Posted on December 26, 2010 at 2:13amToo bad there are drug users who agree with you. There are also plenty of idiots out there who aren’t on any at all.
There goes your theory. Blame the person, not the substances they may or may not be on… or just look like a moron. Whatever.
BTW, if you have a problem with “drugs” then you should be fighting to bring prohibition back.
Report Post »So
Posted on December 26, 2010 at 12:46pmHearing about Snoop-Dogg in the news was bad enough. Now he‘s hailed on kid’s TV? That’s just sick.
Report Post »cranberry
Posted on December 25, 2010 at 5:58pmSome things should never be touched. This is one of them. Much as I like Snoop, he’s way off on this one. Leave it a l o n e. Period.
Report Post »diesel71dan
Posted on December 25, 2010 at 6:12pmI mean no disrespect as you are entitled to your opinion just as anyone else but I have to ask….. What exactly is it you like about this fool???
Report Post »cheezwhiz
Posted on December 25, 2010 at 6:36pmI look @ the bigger picture.
Report Post »Since Pepsi wants to appeal to Snoop’s h0 and b1t(h demographics,
I‘d buy from those who respect my values and don’t kick me in the gut every chance they get, just for their bottom line.
TOSKIMAN
Posted on December 25, 2010 at 7:35pmI’m sure he still has a place in his heart for Coke.
Report Post »untameable-kate
Posted on December 26, 2010 at 12:32pmPepsi has lost my business. My boy got a Sodastream soda maker for Christmas and now I don’t have to give any of these companies money when my kid wants a pop.
Report Post »Cliff
Posted on December 25, 2010 at 5:53pmWhat a dumb a$$!!!
Report Post »Okie from Muskogee
Posted on December 25, 2010 at 5:58pmIt’s Snoop Dogg….Nothing else needs to be said.
Report Post »Cobra Blue
Posted on December 25, 2010 at 5:59pmWe have definitely sunk to a new low in news stories. One of the great arbiters of public discourse in our society…Snoop “I’m Not As Smart As” a Dog.
Report Post »snowleopard3200 {cat folk art}
Posted on December 25, 2010 at 5:59pmAnother monument to the idiocy gene prevelent in Hollywood, Rap and DC.
Report Post »Dustyluv
Posted on December 25, 2010 at 6:02pmIs he still alive? I thought they shot him a long time ago.
Oh well a warm place in hell awaits him….
Report Post »Cobra Blue
Posted on December 25, 2010 at 6:09pmWhat a great role model for our black youth. A role model for our black youth that is just oozing with high moral character, conduct and conversation. GIGO….Garbage in…garbage out.
Report Post »TheBees
Posted on December 25, 2010 at 6:19pmOnse a stoner always a stoner! Not worthy of the air he breathes! He’s wasting good air, can somebody fix that?
TexasCommonSense
Posted on December 25, 2010 at 6:55pmFurther evidence of the decent of the culture in America.
Report Post »tower7femacamp
Posted on December 25, 2010 at 6:58pmPepsi with Aspartame yum yum
http://www.naturalnews.com/026849_aspartame_health_Donald_Rumsfeld.html
http://il.youtube.com/watch?v=3xXumzqeyAg&feature=related
Snoop Dog was funny though LOL
Report Post »TXPilot
Posted on December 25, 2010 at 9:00pmThis is the kind of ****** role model that is bringing America down…what a total embarassment.
Report Post »Curator_JDR
Posted on December 25, 2010 at 9:21pmThe time for degrading our culture and excuse making (for Islam and for ourselves) is over. This new “Not So Grimm Fairy Tale”/South Park like cartoon will make you smile and laugh. You will recognize the characters from the daily news, but the names have been changed (slightly) so they have meaning. (Meaning is a No-No for Progressives)
Its time to LAUGH the bad guys into submission. Merry Christmas!
http://www.marcrubin.com/hairmerica.ivnu
Report Post »spikebu
Posted on December 25, 2010 at 10:32pm@ cobra blue…as in CHS?
Report Post »Mad Az Hell
Posted on December 26, 2010 at 12:47amToo bad he survived the abortion!
Report Post »Mad Az Hell
Posted on December 26, 2010 at 12:55amI‘m surprised they didn’t make Santa black in the story.
Report Post »ga.conservative
Posted on December 26, 2010 at 5:05amdoesn’t surprise me
Report Post »Reagan/DeMint.deciple
Posted on December 26, 2010 at 9:55amThat’s not snoop , it’s Cordozar Calvin Broadus … So wat ima do now… Don’t you just love the ebonic ghetto version better ? What a douche… Hey Cordozar ,why don‘t you do something you’re more familiar with, like rap about killing cops and bangin ho’s ? leave Christmas out of you’re mental world ..
Report Post »SnapTie
Posted on December 26, 2010 at 1:04pmThis is a real Pepsi commercial on the Internet.
Report Post »101
Posted on December 26, 2010 at 2:37pm.
People need to loosen up…its Snoop Dog & that was a funny Pepsi commercial!
Snoop could have made it better if he had used his ho, ho, ho’s!
Report Post »FToth84
Posted on December 26, 2010 at 4:26pmEverybody is always so serious. This is not meant to be. I found it to be pretty comical. How about for the new year we all try to loosen up a little.
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