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Report: Michael Moore Checks Into Luxury Weight Loss Facility

Michael Moore is finally concerned about his public image. His physical image, that is.

According to the Daily Caller, the liberal filmmaker checked into a luxury weight loss spa in Miami recently. The royalties from his films and his frequent appearances on Keith Olbermann’s show must be lining his pockets — the spa costs $4,500 a week.

The spa, Pritikin Longevity Center and Spa, boasts “650 acres of lush tropical gardens, fountains, water features and other amenities.” Moore reportedly checked-in in mid-November. It is Moore’s second stint at the facility. His previous visit left him 30 pounds lighter.

“He didn’t look like he wanted to talk,” a source told the Daily Caller. “And neither did I. But he sure was fat, even fatter than he looks on TV, like he’d gained a hundred pounds.”

Despite enjoying the spoils of capitalism at a privately-owned spa, Moore reportedly appeared on Olbermann’s show while at the facility in Miami. A background from a November 22 appearance shows a flipped Miami skyline.

Report: Michael Moore Checks Into Luxury Weight Loss Facility

Comments (165)

  • angelcat
    Posted on December 10, 2010 at 8:11am

    I hope he is able to loe the weight. That being said, don‘t the liberals think it is unfair that he can afford a luxury weight loss facility while others can’t? Shouldn’t we redistribute his wealth? Also, why don’t the liberals criticize and mock him for his weight as they did Rush Limbaugh – and still do though he has lost almost 100 pounds? The answer is simple – liberals are not held to any standards. They get sympathy for weight problems while conservatives get criticism, SNL sketches, sarcasm, and other nastiness. Liberals are ony bleeding hearts for other liberals.

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    • misteryuck
      Posted on December 10, 2010 at 8:23am

      Are you saying lids (elitest statist marxists etc…) are two faced hypocrites? Say it isn’t so…

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    • jake5
      Posted on December 10, 2010 at 9:33am

      Well put ANGELCAT!! I also hope he is able to loose the weight since I know several people who have weight problems…..I can see the physical toll it takes on them!!

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  • popeyebedford
    Posted on December 10, 2010 at 8:08am

    Moore goes to a fat spa, for the social life. It’s hard to be hateful 24/7 you lose all your friends…

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  • Tractor
    Posted on December 10, 2010 at 8:08am

    Moore might consider psycho treatment.

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  • Honcho
    Posted on December 10, 2010 at 8:08am

    First intelligent thing he’s done. Weird. Probably just working on new material though…

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  • Gonzo
    Posted on December 10, 2010 at 8:07am

    Is there a brain spa you could attend as well fat Mike?

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  • jedi.kep
    Posted on December 10, 2010 at 8:06am

    The man looks ill. Hopefully, the weight loss process will teach him about “Over–” and the negative results of such. Overeating, Overspending…

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  • neozon
    Posted on December 10, 2010 at 8:02am

    Maybe, he has seen the light. The great values a capitalistic society can produce. Like products and services that can save your life. Hey, Mike! Don’t be a hypocrite! Spread the word! You can come out of the closest now.

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  • Islesfordian
    Posted on December 10, 2010 at 8:01am

    He shouild go to Cuba. Their diet is a sure weight loss program. How many fat Cubans have you ever seen coming over on rafts? They’re coming here to get fat.

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    • COMMIESSUCK
      Posted on December 10, 2010 at 9:25am

      Yeah I was gonna say, he needs to check into a different kind of facility. Preferrably somewhere in Cuba.

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    • EP46
      Posted on December 10, 2010 at 4:23pm

      He could save $$$ if he went to Cuba. The PEOPLE OF CUBA are starving. Wake Up America..this is where we are headed.

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  • po-boy
    Posted on December 10, 2010 at 8:00am

    Fidel has a shovel ready job for him. He could dig his own grave.

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  • Codetrader
    Posted on December 10, 2010 at 7:54am

    A lot wrong in his world! No wonder he eats…..

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  • Speak without Fear
    Posted on December 10, 2010 at 7:54am

    Every time I see that picture of…… Micheal GIVE ME MOORE……. food……I want to GAG!

    He reminds me of a bloated carcass in the summertime……….that swells up 5 times its size.

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  • GBMBulletsSKNRD
    Posted on December 10, 2010 at 7:49am

    Him an Rosie O should be slaughtered like the pigs that they are.

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    • mintyfresh
      Posted on December 10, 2010 at 6:16pm

      her and michael moore at least know how to speak english. what assets do you bring to the table?

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  • NickDeringer
    Posted on December 10, 2010 at 7:48am

    Like so many Marxist hypocrites he is living like a king while the proletariat starve.

    BTW: did you know that Marxist hero Fidel Castro is worth over 500 million?

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    • GEW
      Posted on December 10, 2010 at 8:45am

      No I didn’t know that about Castro, however,he certainly doesn’t appear to have a lifestyle that reflects that amount of money. But then again, one never knows with him, cause you don’t get to see much of the old man. Does he have children?

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  • love the kids
    Posted on December 10, 2010 at 7:47am

    Too much government food, Fatty

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  • po-boy
    Posted on December 10, 2010 at 7:43am

    Choke the Crap out of him. – 200#
    Cut off head -100#
    Total weight loss -300#
    Sew mouth shut & keep #’s off

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    • Reagan/Demint.deciple
      Posted on December 10, 2010 at 7:51am

      Priceless ….

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    • amerbur
      Posted on December 10, 2010 at 7:56am

      So he could be giving $4500.00 to some poor struggeling family at Christmas time, instead he is going to an expensive fat farm. Such is the life of a phony communist.

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    • starman70
      Posted on December 10, 2010 at 9:47am

      @AMERBUR

      Well said!

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  • Rn mom
    Posted on December 10, 2010 at 7:42am

    He better get in shape now, but the time Obama care comes around there will be no help for him if he has a heart attack.

    Good luck anyway, I hope he does well.

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  • casey1
    Posted on December 10, 2010 at 7:41am

    While he is at it maybe a new hair style.

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  • Speak without Fear
    Posted on December 10, 2010 at 7:41am

    He would be better off to check himself into a mental institution…….LOL

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  • ErinLindsey
    Posted on December 10, 2010 at 7:38am

    Ewww….I did not need to see Jabba the Hutt this early in the morning.

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  • civilunrestnow
    Posted on December 10, 2010 at 7:36am

    OH you mean one of those high dollar clinics that only the RICH can afford? One that DOESN’T ACCEPT health care insurance? That HOLLYWOOD TYPES use? Gee all this time I though Mr. Moore was a compassionate liberal who gave all his money to charity and to the government to do his PATRIOTIC DUTY…You mean he KEPT all the money he made with his sensational dramamentories?

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    • guyperram
      Posted on December 10, 2010 at 7:40am

      Why didn’t his buddy Fidel allow him into their weight loss clinic?

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    • Paleo Archer
      Posted on December 10, 2010 at 7:54am

      Great point….” Do as I say…not as I do.” He’s starting to look more and more like the Billy Mays of the MSM.

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  • GeauxAlready
    Posted on December 10, 2010 at 7:36am

    If he could take a big dump. He‘d loose 200lbs he’s so full of shi……….

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    • Konservative PUNK
      Posted on December 10, 2010 at 7:37am

      Well said.

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    • TXPilot
      Posted on December 10, 2010 at 7:46am

      They say you are what you eat…..so Moore must eat alot of crap. Especially, since so much of it is flowing out of his mouth constantly….

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    • GeauxAlready
      Posted on December 10, 2010 at 7:58am

      A friend of Mikes was telling him a story about this clinic,

      Guy called said he needed to loose 25lbs. Lady to him to come at 6pm, so he shows up. Lady told him first door on the right. Guy walked in, a beautiful Blonde standing naked, with a sign around her neck saying “If you can catch me you can have me”. Guy chased her, caught her woke up 25lbs lighter.

      This guy called his buddy who needed to loose 75lbs. Same thing shows up at 6pm, lady tells him 2nd door on the right. This time a beautiful red head, with a sign around her neck saying “If you can catch me you can have me”. Guy chased her, caught her woke up 75lbs lighter.

      Well at this point Mr. Moore can’t wait to get there. He calls set his appointment, lady says show up at 6pm. Mike gets there lady looks at him asks how much weight do you need to loose? Mike tells her 100lbs, she tells him upstairs last door on the left.Mike can’t wait he opens the door it’s pitch black inside, can’t see a thing. He walks into the dark room. BAM! The door slams shut the lights come on! A startled Mike spun around, and there in front of him …………………….

      A 800lb Gorilla with a sign around his neck which read…

      “If I catch you. I’m Gonna F^%$ You!”

      “Run Mike Run!” LMAO I wish

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  • Bobby P
    Posted on December 10, 2010 at 7:35am

    He should just bide his time. Soon even he won’t be able to afford food.

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  • guyperram
    Posted on December 10, 2010 at 7:35am

    All he needs to lose 20 pounds is to have his head cut off. Maybe it could be attached to a dog like in the classis movie “Mars Invades”

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    • po-boy
      Posted on December 10, 2010 at 8:06am

      The dog would fly upside-down and backwards
      can’t you just see him lickin his A** in the middle of the street. Like a good Progressive

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    • CYCLONE
      Posted on December 10, 2010 at 1:35pm

      nice one po-boy…lmfaO…keep em’ coming…

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  • 13thGenerationAmerican
    Posted on December 10, 2010 at 7:34am

    Good for you Mike, being over weight is terrible for your health and well being.

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    • Reagan/Demint.deciple
      Posted on December 10, 2010 at 7:47am

      I feel the love between you and mike..

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    • RepubliCorp
      Posted on December 10, 2010 at 7:48am

      13th Huff-hoe
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    • RepubliCorp
      Posted on December 10, 2010 at 7:51am

      Why didn’t the Fat-A$$ go to Cuba and eat rice and beans for a few months?

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    • po-boy
      Posted on December 10, 2010 at 7:53am

      Who gives a DA*N adout his health and well being? OTHER SLOBS

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    • RightUnite
      Posted on December 10, 2010 at 8:52am

      Uuuuuugggghhh!! Thanks.. Just vomited in my mouth!

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    • @leftfighter
      Posted on December 10, 2010 at 9:10am

      Hey 13th- maybe you can help me understand this one:

      Why would Michael Moore check into a luxury weight loss clinic? Why not check into a state-run hospital?

      I mean, if he wants to be a hypocritical fat slob who rants against the healthcare system without taking a look in the triple-wide mirror, that’s one thing. Wanting to lose weight is fine.

      Don’t you think a hypocritical fat slob ranting against the private healthcare system should use the public healthcare system to help change from being a hypocritical fat slob into being a hypocritical regular-sized slob? Isn’t this a bridge too far?

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    • Marcobob69
      Posted on December 10, 2010 at 9:18am

      Do I detect a little feeling going up your leg, like Chris Matthews and his sugar-daddy Barack you-know-who!!!!?????

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    • Porkins
      Posted on December 10, 2010 at 10:06am

      @ Marcobob69 – I bet Michael Moore is drooling over the thought of some Sugar Daddies. Those are so good. I don’t like what Michael Moore has to say and he is a very ignorant man but there is nothing wrong with being overweight. Once I lose another nine inches off the front of my gut, I will be able to see all of my pecker.

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    • CYCLONE
      Posted on December 10, 2010 at 1:26pm

      hey 13-th Huffer…

      …tell that to the roto-tiller butted , first wife, health czar too …..please do……hate to see her choke on her own piehole…

      —… You *******…

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    • roostercogburn
      Posted on December 10, 2010 at 9:39pm

      He just wants to look good when they try to raise their new adolph from the ashes. Funny, they call themselves “liberal” but they are far from liberal, they call themselves “progressive, but all their ideas are far from progressive, for some reason they believe that Hitler and Mao and the other liberal progressives failed because they were not as smart as the new batch of “liberals”.
      “liberalism” has to be a mental disorder, why on earth would a person want to be in the position of having you government standing on your throat with their jack boots.

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  • Konservative PUNK
    Posted on December 10, 2010 at 7:33am

    He so desperately wants to be able to make fat jokes about Limbaugh and Chris Christi without being a hypocrite.

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    • Konservative PUNK
      Posted on December 10, 2010 at 7:39am

      He should go to his beloved Cuba. There he can enjoy their superior lifestyle and starve his way to thin!

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    • Reagan/Demint.deciple
      Posted on December 10, 2010 at 7:46am

      Michelle my belle, must’ve called him up and gave him the what for, about being a FAT SLOB…

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    • grandmaof5
      Posted on December 10, 2010 at 7:55am

      Too bad he won’t go on The Biggest Loser, I would love to watch Jillian and Bob kick his fat a_ _. I bet he wouldn’t last a week with them screaming at him They could take him to Camp Pendleton and let the soldiers kick some butt and maybe he would find a glimmer of patriotism in that heartless body of his. He could drop in on some wounded soldiers who were injured so he has the right to spew his disdain for America and love for Cuba and other communist countries. What a miserable, souless man he is.

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    • GEW
      Posted on December 10, 2010 at 8:36am

      I thought he was the one that expressed his utter admiration over their superior health system?

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    • Taquoshi
      Posted on December 10, 2010 at 8:37am

      When he released the film about Cuba and health care, there was a short interview clip and since I hadn’t seen him for awhile, his weight gain was quite surprising to me. Unfortunately, when I said that to someone, I was immediately accused of partisan politics, which baffled me.

      So, I am not surprised to read that this is his second visit to the establishment to lose weight. But, like KonservativePunk, I‘m wondering why he didn’t go to Cuba. I thought he was against U.S. health care.

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    • BeckIsNuts
      Posted on December 10, 2010 at 8:46am

      Uh…reagen/demint.deciple. Were you trying to spell “disciple”? If so, you may want to fix your handle so people don‘t think you’re semi-literate. BTW, did you notice how The Blaze featured a distorted and widened photo of Michael Moooore? You know why his last name is Moore? Because that‘s what he always says at the dinner table when he’s being served mashed potatoes and gravy.

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    • Marcobob69
      Posted on December 10, 2010 at 9:15am

      He should have his mouth surgically removed, that’s a couple of hundred pounds right there…..!

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    • tim55
      Posted on December 10, 2010 at 10:07am

      Pretty burgois and elitist for a “redistribution” lover. I don’t think they have those kind of facilities in Cuba.

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    • snowleopard3200 {mix art}
      Posted on December 10, 2010 at 10:48am

      Moore claims Cuba has the best health care in the world, and actually does not wish to go there for his health care weight loss program? He checks into a luxury one here in the States?

      Can anyone define the new definition of a hypocrite?

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    • AnnMarie
      Posted on December 10, 2010 at 7:17pm

      This is true gold. Following his beliefs shouldn’t his money pay for all of us to go to a spa???

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    • Boson Higgs
      Posted on December 10, 2010 at 8:02pm

      You would think that he would spend some of that $4,200.00 to buy himself a better wig!
      It looks like he put some dead animal on top of his head.

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    • Bunnie
      Posted on December 11, 2010 at 3:20pm

      When has being a hypocrite ever stopped a demoncrat?

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    • getalong
      Posted on December 12, 2010 at 9:30pm

      Maybe Michael could go to a “re-education center“ in Cuba and get ”re-educated” about food.

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    • Libertyluvnmomma
      Posted on December 12, 2010 at 10:41pm

      He is probably a devout liberal because he hasn’t seen his balls in DECADES!

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