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Romance, NYC-Style: ‘If You’re Not Compromised I‘d Love to Know You’
- Posted on May 12, 2011 at 9:33pm by
Emily Esfahani Smith
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Gawker reports on a woman who was romantically ambushed in the Big Apple. According to a Gawker reader who was with the woman when it all went down, this is what happened:
A colleague and I were walking back from lunch when a man follows us into the lobby of our office building. He proceeds to ask us how to get to Rockefeller Center. She defaults to me and I start rattling off directions. As I am done he says thanks and hands her a business card (attached). It may possibly be one of the weirdest, creepiest things I have ever encountered.
More creepy tales from Gawker here.
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sizzlinsexybeckster
Posted on May 15, 2011 at 12:07amHe didn’t even spell “sincere” correctly! (laughing) What a dingleberry that guy is! I’ve gotten cards like that! I’ve saved some of them in my file cabinet because they are so silly. A friend of mine, who I worked with,a black guy from back in the 1980′s, actually had a card like that as well and handed it out to everyone in the office!!! He made passes at everyone! Everyone liked him, he was a cool fellow, except he ended up being forced to take sex addict classes. I went out to lunch with him away from the office, and well, that wasn’t the kind of hotdog I was looking for to eat (laughing). He definitely ended up being a very far distant buddy, who eventually got fired, then died of AIDS. Poor Keith Ross.
Report Post »islandlady
Posted on May 13, 2011 at 6:21pmEvil is searching out everything that is good and clean, don’t mistake this for a simple Lay.
Report Post »CalvinandHobbes
Posted on May 13, 2011 at 4:26pmIf you are “compromised”, can you see your doctor and get an injection for it?
Report Post »PUSHBACKTHELIBERALHORDE
Posted on May 13, 2011 at 12:14pmJesus Cristo!!!
Report Post »For pity sakes; learn the friggen language! If only to better increase your chances of getting laid!
This is a prime example why bilingual education doesn’t work, but what‘s so pathetic is that whatever printer he had print the cards either doesn’t speak Spanish, is unable to recognize such blatant spelling, grammatical and syntax errors, or just didn’t care to have it written correctly.
smak
Posted on May 13, 2011 at 7:16am@dealer@678
Report Post »@Sam. My son came home from college a few years back and we talked about his love life.(father and sons do that). He told me he had an easy time with the butt ugly liberal women BUT the beautiful concervatives were the ones he wanted. I asked him what the problem was. He looked me in the eye and said “ those liberals will believe anything i tell em dad”.
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Your son sounds like a winner. Had to lie to get women he didn’t respect to sleep with him.
Slowman101
Posted on May 13, 2011 at 4:14amCompromised? OK, thats a new one on me.
Report Post »Suzee
Posted on May 13, 2011 at 12:56amAhh come on! Don’t block out the phone number, this blaze group could have some fun with this **** sapient…..sapling……sapian…..or with this one who just walked across the border…….whatever…..I want to call his illegal immigrant phone number. I will invite him to lunch.
Report Post »Sam Brown
Posted on May 13, 2011 at 2:05am@ Suzee
admit it, you are hot for this guy LOL
Report Post »Suzee
Posted on May 13, 2011 at 12:49amahh come on…..don’t block out the phone number, the whole Blaze group could have some fun with this nut!
Report Post »texasbuc
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 11:42pm@tommywm22
You beat me to it. It‘s obvious to me that the problem is that the guy is thinking in Spanish and doesn’t know how to say it in English. Translated, that sentence would read, “If you’re not engaged (or promised)…”
Report Post »illuminoddy
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 11:36pmi have businees cards that say: “Hi, i’m in love with you, you’re the perfect girl for me, its real love I am feeling, lets hook up, I’d also like to marry you”, so call me asap
Report Post »Brem
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 11:28pmI wondered how those serial killers were finding their women to compromise
Report Post »TerryDo
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 11:11pmA business card, now that is funny!
Report Post »How many business cards do you figure he has handed out?
So basically he was looking to sell something, i.e., himself.
This put me in mind of the cowboy in the movie Midnight Cowboy who came to New York to wow the women…
Midnight cowboy Spanish style, too funny!
tommywm22
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 11:10pm@Patrick in AZ
In Spanish, compromised can be translated as being engaged or a serious relationship.
Still wierd though.
Tommy in AZ
Report Post »ZaphodsPlanet
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 10:23pmWe all know that if you print something on paper, liberals will always fall for it.
Report Post »Workforit
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 10:16pmNo way… I used to have a to have gold play boy bunny and a professional photographers logo on my cards… and all I had to do was this?… There is just noway any girl would fall for this card…. no way.
Report Post »Workforit
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 10:20pmI’m kidding…
Report Post »Workforit
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 10:26pmThere are plenty of girls that have no clue what a play boy bunny logo is … let a lone the professional photographers logo… I bet now MTV would be the choice logo…
Report Post »Islesfordian
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 10:00pmHe should go to Dubai and hand women cards saying “I’ll let you drive, and not beat you”. They’d love him.
But of course he would get his head cut off for speaking to a woman he didn’t “own”.
Report Post »tbeachhead
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 9:59pmSicerity always wins in the end…as Conrad Birdie would say…sort of.
Report Post »CARBON HOG
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 9:57pmFrom: Ms Maddow.
Report Post »not-a-lib
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 10:11pmThats “Mr. Maddow”.
Report Post »jim
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 9:53pmWith his bonus options on the back… $5,000 for marrying an illegal of his choosing; $15,000 for being a cocaine/heroin mule; $30,000 for having an anchor baby…
Report Post »jedi.kep
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 9:50pmLOL. This is a “Sicere.” SICK!
Report Post »eat-more-bacon-USA
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 9:44pmHe went to all that trouble, and he still spelled “sincere” wrong – - no date for you Mr. Immigrant Man.
Report Post »meamerican
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 9:47pmGlad I wasn’t the only one to notice that!
Report Post »Sam Brown
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 9:54pmJust shows he wasn’t really “sincere”. Liberal women don’t care about such things as sincerity .. LOL LOL
Sam
Report Post »ramburner
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 9:55pmReally. He should have just left the card when he noticed her but to follow her and then ask stupid directions, oh no, too much – I agree, creepy! Should I ask what “compromised” means? If I think it means …. then might I ask instead, who is NOT compromised today???
Report Post »Sam Brown
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 9:56pmLiberal women would buy there love at a McDonalds if it was on the menu LOL LOL
Report Post »not-a-lib
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 10:01pmhaha, I saw that too…
Next time, buddy, spell correctly and give yourself a chance…
Report Post »anutter
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 10:10pmBut at least he got the “solicit” part right!
Report Post »dealer@678
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 9:39pmWith a name like Lopez, he wants you to have his anchor babies
Report Post »dealer@678
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 10:03pmWhere is area code 347. Gotta be California. Gotta be
Report Post »Welcome Black Carter
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 9:39pmThat’s just like Barney Franks card…except the lady part.
Report Post »Eric_The_Red_State
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 9:38pmBuy a friend – only $50 an hour
Report Post »Sam Brown
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 9:38pmThis will work with liberal socialist women LOL LOL
Sam
Report Post »banjarmon
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 9:44pmPacking would stop this with a bang
Report Post »vennoye
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 9:47pmThey will never go for the “sicere solicitation”–unless he is really great looking!!
Report Post »dealer@678
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 9:53pm@Sam. My son came home from college a few years back and we talked about his love life.(father and sons do that). He told me he had an easy time with the butt ugly liberal women BUT the beautiful concervatives were the ones he wanted. I asked him what the problem was. He looked me in the eye and said “ those liberals will believe anything i tell em dad”. We laughed. True Story
Report Post »hersey10
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 9:58pmCan we get this guy a spelling lesson please .
Report Post »adouglass1
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 10:05pmSomebody should check his green card!!
Report Post »Patrick in AZ
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 10:24pmwhat would “compromised” be defined as?
Report Post »Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 10:33pmWith the Liberal women extremists, this would go down like a mafia induction ceremony of a diver wearing concrete slippers…and the GodMother observing while the Godfather disappears under the water in the slippers.
Report Post »No1YaKnow
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 11:10pmExactly what is compromised? If it’s what I think it is, there are none left in the Big Apple.
Report Post »Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 11:32pmThat’s funny. The Huffpo Czar got mad because I said Liberal women have STD’s, and she deleted the post. I guess I hit a nerve, or a sore.
Report Post »Sam Brown
Posted on May 13, 2011 at 12:49am@Darmok
I hate it when you are funnier than I am LOL What a great sense of humor. Are you posting from a prison cell? Liberal women love that LOL
Sam
Report Post »theonefromabove
Posted on May 13, 2011 at 12:52amDefinitely will work with liberals they like this kind of stuff.
http://politicalbowl.com – Political Videos
Report Post »thepatriotdave
Posted on May 13, 2011 at 1:49amdealer@678
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 9:53pm
@Sam. My son came home from college a few years back
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That story is funny as h*ll.
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Sam Brown
Posted on May 13, 2011 at 2:02am@Dealer
Too true, your son is lucky he didn’t end up with second best.
Sam
Report Post »Enuff Zenuff
Posted on May 13, 2011 at 4:37am.
Report Post »He’s making it way too complicated.
All he has to do to pick up women is walk into any bar and yell, “I HATE watching football”