Salem Witches Hold ‘Ritual’ to Stop Tebow & Broncos From Winning
- Posted on January 13, 2012 at 3:24pm by
Billy Hallowell
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It’s Friday the 13th — a day that may cause some of the more superstitious among us some angst. But it seems Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow, who by all accounts has had a mixed bag of luck on the football field, may need to pray a little bit harder this weekend.
A group of witches held what FOX News called “a seance” at noon today in Salem, Mass., in an attempt to cast a spell that would lead Tebow and his team to defeat.
Laurie ‘Lorelei’ Stathopoulos and Lori Bruno, two women who are well-known in the “spiritual” community, planned to assemble at Crow Haven Corner, a witch shop in Salem, to rally the sprits in an effort to bring the New England Patriots to victory on Saturday evening.
Rev. Lori Bruno, one of the witches casting a spell against Tebow
“I’m going to raise the energy of the universe and send out all the good mojo,” Lorelei said in an interview with the Boston Herald. “Lori will call in the Angels.”
To summons the spirits, the witches planned to chant, “Tom Brady will see what he needs to see, be where he needs to be and will take the Patriots to another victory.”
Of course, they said that they don’t plan to hex Tebow, as they’re “good witches.” On their altar, they said they’d have a hand-sewn Brady puppet and “mojo bags” containing herbs and stones for each member of the Patriots.
The Blaze called the store to confirm that the actions took place earlier this afternoon. A storekeeper claimed that the witches did, indeed, partake in the anti-Tebow “ritual.”
New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady
According to the woman I spoke with on the phone, though, the practice wasn’t a seance, as outlets were reporting (she didn‘t get into the details and the expert witches weren’t available to comment).
“Basically, it was a ritual for positive things to happen for Tom Brady and the New England Patriots,” she said.
Now, an interesting question comes to mind. If, indeed, God has been intervening at moments to help Tebow on the football field, will there be a spiritual battle unfolding come Saturday night? We’ll all have to wait and see.
(H/T: FOX News)
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h158x
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 3:44pmWhat witches are they???… the women from “The View”??
Report Post »EarthtoMel
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 3:50pmTHAT is a good one! =)
Report Post »smithclar3nc3
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 3:57pmIn a bizarre counter story voodoo priest in Haitis have made dolls of the witches to break their spell because they have money on Tebow. They also stated any other spells placed against Tebow will qualify as a form of Racism trying to break the black man spell.
Report Post »cessna152
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 4:07pmDidn’t know witches were into sports… guess you learn something new everyday. BTW, Witches..try praying to God. I’m pretty sure you want to be on his side.
Lastly, this has nothing to do with Tebow winning or losing…this is about Matthew 28 and Tebow is doing exactly what he is called to do. He has won regardless…
Report Post »HKS
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 4:07pmI think there might be one good one there out of the bunch.
Report Post »Patrick Henry II
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 4:20pmHillary, Debbie waterhead-Shultz, and Mooochelle Obama.
Report Post »AvengerK
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 4:36pm“witches”…figuratively or in actuality? They seem to be displaying traits of both.
Report Post »TXPilot
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 4:44pmHmm…..I might have to contact these witches next season, when the Broncos play the Cowboys.
Report Post »HoggKilla
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 4:44pmI do not believe these are real witches. Now if my mother in-law was there, then I’d be worried they are the real deal.
Report Post »db321
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 5:07pmI am going to pray for the Safety of Tebow and all players before game time – let the man of Football show off the talent God gave them. I will also add that Satan keep his hands off of the fans, players and coaches of the NFL “in Jesus Name.”
Report Post »ddg7
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 6:38pm@PATRICK HENRY II…..I understand your point but the article was about wITCHES not B wITCHES.
Report Post »The10thAmendment
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 7:18pmTIM TEBOW for President. This Country needs a man of character and principle.
Note to Tim. When you’re elected president just remember the Commandment of God
Exodus 22:18 “Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.”
Report Post »db321
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 7:31pmReddenBlack – If you have a daughter I hopes she comes dragging home a tattooed pot smoking skin head – you would never be happy with a solid young man like Tebow as your Son in Law!
Report Post »The10thAmendment
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 7:33pmBefore the psycho voodoo trash of secular humanism comes swinging in with their, but, but, but, that’s a mistranslation. That verse should be prisoners.
Not so! Their was a tradition following the captivity in Egypt of poisoning. The result is obviously murder, BUT the act is carried out BY A WITCH. Thus when the Scriptures were translated to Latin there was a mystery what the intent of the Hebrew word Chasaph was. The Latin settled on the medium of both prisoner and witch as follows, “Veneficas (sive) veneficas non retinebitus in vita”. In English spoken as “You shall not suffer any prisoners, OR WITCHES to live.
Using concoctions for altering reality was considered alchemy. Those who practiced alchemy were considered witches.
Report Post »Servant Of YHVH
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 8:33pm@h158x
Report Post »That is an excellent question. And just like the witches on the View, these phonies are as effective as a moss covered rock. Also, there are no such thing as “good witches”, either they are phony and doing this carnival act to steal money from people or they have made an pact with satan and they don’t project angels or any “good” thing. They could project ONLY demons in whatever form they choose to appear as. If they want to argue that point then they just need to go read the Bible since it states unequivocally that anyone practicing those kind of arts are in league with satan and are condemned to hell. It also says that even the slightest participation in the occult (and that includes horoscopes), no matter how slight of an involvement God considers that person as being in league with the devil.
Gypsy123
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 9:04pmHEEEE HEEEEE HEEEE That was good.
Report Post »NVIIIX1
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 9:19pmZing!!!!
Report Post »Voice1percent
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 9:26pmToo funny….
Report Post »Voice1percent
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 9:28pmSMITHCLAR3NC3
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 3:57pm
In a bizarre counter story voodoo priest in Haitis have made dolls of the witches to break their spell because they have money on Tebow. They also stated any other spells placed against Tebow will qualify as a form of Racism trying to break the black man spell.
Dude..er dudess? Too funny ROFLMHO
Report Post »pamela kay
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 10:25pmH158X, Ron Paul supporters?
Report Post »TheSoberEye
Posted on January 14, 2012 at 12:25pmYes, that really is a good one.!!
Report Post »v15
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 3:43pmForget the Brady hand puppet and mojo bags. The patriots just need hotter cheerleaders
Report Post »lukerw
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 4:08pmNude… always works!
Report Post »KickinBack
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 4:16pmWhat’dya expect when their cheerleaders look like witches.
Report Post »SavedByTheLamb
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 3:43pmWit-chaaaaaaaay woman.
What a joke.
rofl
Report Post »smithclar3nc3
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 4:01pmMaybe she can conjure up something to get the sand out of her ******
Report Post »smokie
Posted on January 14, 2012 at 2:26pmPerhaps they can spend a few moments conjuring up some moisturiser for their dry, papery, winter skin.
Report Post »Priorities, ladies. Just because you are a witch doesn’t mean you have to look like one.
Eliasim
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 3:42pmSimply ridiculous. Read Isaiah.
Report Post »sane_man
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 5:52pmYeah … Isaiah IS kind of ridiculous, I agree. :-)
Report Post »dwilco77
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 8:26pmActually Tebow never says “Me, or I” when talking about how a game went. He only praises his teammates. He was also excited to be in the NFL because it would allow him to have more money for the Orpanages he works for in the Phillipines. Somehow I never seem to run into any atheists when I am doing Volunteer work. Tim Tebow is completely selfless on, and off the field. His faith is not about showmanship, or self gratification. The only reason it is even in the news, is because it seems to anger the heck out of non-believers. The attacks are senseless and childish.
Report Post »SaraD
Posted on January 16, 2012 at 6:48amIt is ridiculous, as ridiculously saying “my magic book will protect you!”. Tom Brady is simply more skilled. If god blessed Tebow he sure made him mediocre, except for showboating.
Report Post »SaraD
Posted on January 16, 2012 at 6:56am@sane man my book will beat your book! Meanwhile tebow showboats better than he plays and collects millions. What was all that stuff about the eye of the camel? Those were Jesus’s words, right?
Report Post »Sheepdog69
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 3:39pmAhhhh, remember the good ole days when we used to burn witches? Good times!
Report Post »ReddenBlack
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 3:41pmIt’ll be great to see him lose
“B-b-b-but Jesus, why have you forsaken me?…….Jesus…….hello..???… Why hast thou been forsook?”
There is no god, there is no heaven, there is no hell. If you believe in fairy tales, I’ve got some magic beans to sell you.
Report Post »Eliasim
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 3:43pmThat was stupid to burn witches because they burn themselves well enough.
Report Post »Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 3:56pmBecause they are made from wood, they burn and float.
Report Post »smithclar3nc3
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 3:59pmHow do you know she’s a witch?
She looks like one
I am not,they dressed me like this
monty python the holy grail.
Report Post »REPUBLICANINCALI
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 4:00pmREDDNBLACK- I will prey for you.
Report Post »grandmaof5
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 4:02pmRED, what an empty person you must be, religion aside, to hope Tebow loses just because he prays – seriously? How about he is just a caring individual who goes about trying to live life in a positive manner and help his fellow man. He also has a relentless work ethic. If the Broncos win it is because they believe they have the ability to win and because they have worked hard to make it happen.
Report Post »Locked
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 4:11pm“what an empty person you must be, religion aside, to hope Tebow loses just because he prays – seriously?”
How ironic that, in a thread starting about someone fondly thinking of burning people to death, it’s the guy who hopes for a certain outcome in a football that is an “empty person.” Seems like quite a few people have their priorities out of whack.
Report Post »ReddenBlack
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 4:12pm@GRANDMAOF5
I hope Tim Tebow loses because he is all about glorifying himself. He “prays” as a way to draw attention to himself and his political and religious agenda. Tebow is all “look at me, look at how much I pray.” If he were a real christian he would keep it to himself
Report Post »smithclar3nc3
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 4:15pmREDD t
Report Post »That statement alone speaks volumes to the intolerance and sheer bigotry of your kind. Open minded what acrock Atheist are closed minded and empty hearted. Thanks for showing everyone the hatred,bigotry and emptiness ATHEISM HAS TO OFFER.
ReddenBlack
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 4:20pmSeems to me like all you Blazers need a class in Bible study, cause It sounds like you havn’t read one in a good long time.
Go to your bible, and reply to my comment with matthew Chapter 6 verse 5
“When you pray, you are not to be like the hypocrites; for they love to
stand and pray in the synagogues and on the street corners so that they
may be seen by men. Truly I say to you, they have their reward in full.”
Well, that sounds like Tebow to me, a full on hypocrites
And lets take a look at the next verse, 6
“But you, when you pray, go into your inner room, close your door and pray
to your Father who is in secret, and your Father who sees what is done in secret will reward you.”
Hmmmmmm maybe he should stop taking a knee on the field and pick up a playbook, learn some coverage schemes and Blitz packages. Of course, he claims to have spent a lot of time reading the bible, but apparently those two passeges didn’t sink it.
Report Post »thegreatcarnac
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 4:21pmYes…I was thinking the same thing. We need to relive those good times again.
Report Post »smithclar3nc3
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 4:22pmRedd,
Report Post »He prays because he knows,How ironic that in a sport with Convicted felons,drug dealers,wife beaters,and a host of other immoral acts. It’s a player that acts moral and helps others that you fine offensive. Here’s a clue burn boy(you’ll find out what that means when time is done with you) trying to kill the messenger for fear of hearing it doesn’t kill the message.
smithclar3nc3
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 4:31pmWhen you pray, you are not to be like the hypocrites; for they love to
stand and pray in the synagogues and on the street corners so that they
may be seen by men
It‘s the same as the OLD TESTAMENT’S beware of false prophet……..Or for answer you can comprehend who we truely are is the how we act when no one is watching. I quite sure Tebow in private is the same as Tebow in public. The Kid is sincere in his beliefs.
Report Post »singingcowboy674
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 4:37pmRed, that’s an AWFUL and unscientific narrow minded view of existence. That all reality is completely and utterly encompassed by the things that we can readily observe. Very haughty to believe as humans we know all there is. Hell, we see just a sliver of the spectrum. We are truly limited creatures. And so therefore the machines we build are limited in scope. How then can you definitively state that there is no reality outside of the physical state? How do you say that there is not other PHYSICAL realities beyond some invisible threshold that we do not see past? Hell is real but it’s not what most Christians believe it to be. Heaven is for real. No doubt worlds in between the two, including our own exist somewhere in between. I’d offer you the suggestion to broaden your spectrum of vision. See beyond this sliver of everything that we call reality!!
Locked, I’m sure the initial comment was meant to be light hearted banter. Get the sand out of your vjayjay. Sheesh. I’ve heard worse, much worse from atheists regarding Christians and they were serious! I think she was pointing out that if Red was hoping Broncos lost was just because of Tebow’s displays of reverence that he was sad. And I don’t think anybody is really under the impression that God is intervening in football games. He may bless Tebow’s efforts being that he gives praise to Him and tries to be a witness for Him, but nothing like supernaturally intervening by say making the wind stop during a kick.
Report Post »ReddenBlack
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 4:44pm@SINGINGCOWBOY674
Actually, it is the MOST scientific way to view life. I’ll give you a handy guide.
This is science. “I find this to interesting/different/strange/indescribable/weird. Lets try and figure out whats going on here
This is nonsense, or as some people like to call it, religion or faith. “I find this to interesting/different/strange/indescribable/weird. Clearly and invisible man who lives in the clouds and watches everybody all the time had something to do with it.”
See the difference? I doubt it, Religious people can’t see much except for their own egos.
Report Post »NHwinter
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 4:58pmIts absolutely absurb that people get their panties all twisted because someone prays. Maybe they would be happy if he was selling drugs and getting women pregnant. Atheist, find something worthwhile to do besides tearing down a good person. We need more examples of faith and anyone who critizes Tebow by quoting scripture against him should be ashamed. If you don’t believe in God, fine, I’m not knocking you down. Try leaving people who do believe alone, we leave you alone. Do you need to do this for some psychological reason.
Report Post »singingcowboy674
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 4:59pmSaw some newer comments below Red. I agree with you to an extent. Is it for display? Certainly. Is it narcissistic? Maybe ever so slightly. I do believe he is sincere, that I don’t doubt. But I do hear a lot of stuff that seems like he equates wins to divine intervention. I don’t believe that is the case. I don’t doubt that God blesses him with good hand-eye coordination, balance, focus, that sort of thing, but I also know that he worked years cultivating it. We are seeing the fruits of a blessed harvest if you would. God granted him those attributes and he cultivated what God sowed. He could use the same attributes as a surgeon. But I do believe there is a place for public displays of reverence. Any part of Tebow’s showmanship in doing so not withstanding, it has been a benefit. After the championship game when Tebow wore John 3:16 under his eye paint, Google in 24 hours had over 94 million searches for what most Christians know by heart and just kind of assume everybody else knows. What I DO believe is that he is showing that there is a different side to pro football. One that says you can excel by focusing on the good. Maybe in some way he is encouraging other young men who want to be sportsmen to not be ashamed to reverence God in their playing. That you can be a success and still be a born again believer. And I’m sure many of those 94 mil people had never read it and might never had. You don’t know what lives that may have touched. I say good on him.
Report Post »singingcowboy674
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 5:11pm@Red Let’s break this down a bit.
Actually, it is the MOST scientific way to view life. I’ll give you a handy guide.
“This is science. “I find this to interesting/different/strange/indescribable/weird. Lets try and figure out whats going on here!”"
You are absolutely correct. On the flip side of that token, science is not there to offer explanations that are outside their observation. At best, they can give an educated analysis on the manner in which the earth was formed, speaking of creation. But it is outside scientific parameters when they go to speak on the lack of the observed as evidence for no God. For science’s job is to figure out and observe and report on the processes related to the physical. Yet they constantly seem to want to offer commentary.
This is nonsense, or as some people like to call it, religion or faith. “I find this to interesting/different/strange/indescribable/weird. Clearly and invisible man who lives in the clouds and watches everybody all the time had something to do with it.”
Not particularly. From a scientific perspective, it is not ruled out. We have not yet begun to understand the physical universe and it’s properties. We can’t even say how it came to be. The “invisible man” argument is a moot point. God is a Spirit. He operates outside of the physical realm. The OBSERVABLE realm, which is science’s territory. Out of characters..
See the difference? I doubt it, Religious people can’t see much except for
Report Post »singingcowboy674
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 5:29pm@Red We also don’t observe the entire physical universe. Science has proved that the smallest particles to have mass are neutrinos. But they were just as definitive when they said the atom was the smallest particle. As we get smaller and larger than than the previous known bounds there is a unspoken message that that is it. Done. But new discoveries keep making science realize it has not discovered all there is to discover. And one of those discoveries, decades away, could actually discover the particles or what have you, that God acted on to bring creation together. God is a mathematician but think of us as “hang it on the wall for everybody to see” proud because as kindergartner we have learned that 2+2=4 and at the same time trying to use the law of addition to discern how God created the world and then surmising cause they can’t figure out how to explain it, it must not have been Him. While all the time He was using the principals of quantum mechanics. We’re just learning to finger paint and He is the master painter working with brush and canvas knowing shades that we have not descriptions for. But yet we see ourselves as masters of all that is observable.
Report Post »formidable_foe
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 5:38pmREDDENBLACK, You seem like a loser, even though I realize it can’t be scientifically proven. What CAN be proven is that throughout history, there have been numerous examples of very intelligent men who have nevertheless been spiritually vacant and have behaved like fools. Re: God ensuring a Broncos victory, I’m pretty confident He has more important things to concern Himself with than a sporting event. One future “important thing” will be a moment on Judgment Day when you will have 100% of His concern and focus. Hopefully, your lost soul will be found before that moment comes. Since your profession is investing, perhaps it would be wise to spend a little time investing in the development of your spirit. Godspeed, and may He have mercy on you.
Report Post »RightThinking1
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 5:54pmSheepdog:
Report Post »ROFL….., good one
grandmaof5
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 6:43pmRED, Tebow and my son had the same football coach in high school, and I hate to break it to you, but he has not changed one iota. He didn’t ask to be in the spot light, in fact, I’m sure there are many times when he wishes it would all go away. You are simply making assumptions. He hasn’t changed, he has simply become the subject of those who don’t understand why he does what he does. Read his book and maybe it will help you (that is, if you are open to a different opinion) understand the deep faith his family has.
Report Post »BetterDays
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 6:53pm@redden black
Report Post »Tell me, do you see the wind? Or it’s effect?
The10thAmendment
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 9:34pm@ ReddenBlack
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 4:12pm
@GRANDMAOF5
I hope Tim Tebow loses because he is all about glorifying himself. He “prays” as a way to draw attention to himself and his political and religious agenda. Tebow is all “look at me, look at how much I pray.” If he were a real christian he would keep it to himself
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Who do you think Christians are to testify to? The walls? The antelope in your zoo? He who is ashamed of me before men, I will be ashamed of before my Father.
HUNDREDS of athletes cross themselves or kneel and give thanks openly on a weekly basis. If it offends you so, stop watching sporting events, because their testimony declares thanks to GOD, not themselves, or some lunk head who gets offended. You are offended because you’re being convicted of that which you are too cowardly to evidence in your own life.
Report Post »Redleg
Posted on January 14, 2012 at 4:19pmRed, since you say there is no G-d etc…Where do you get off telling us how a “real Christian” would conduct himself. If you don‘t believe that’s your business, but ask yourself why you despise Christians so much. I bet you do. Do you dislike Islam? Are you OK with other religions or is your angst directed mostly at us? I’ll say a prayer for you because I think you want to provoke an argument with Christians. You want us to prove we are right because my guess is you are seeking. On a side note, Tebow is not a good QB but he sure is beloved by millions of folks. He sure has gotten people talking without even trying. He sure is hated for being…..a nice guy doing something harmless. Ask yourself why. Why all the hate and anger at this guy. Plenty of thug behavior these NFL stars exhibit folks could hate but they go for Tebow. Why? Maybe the same reason the crowds chose to free Barnabas ( a convicted brutal murderer) and crucify Jesus. The World blindly hates us Red. You are part of that but I think you at least aren’t sure why. I‘ll say a prayer to He who you supposedly don’t believe in that you hear his knock. Time is short. Forgive me for wanting the best for you. Least I can do as the same thing happened to me and I am now walking down a path ith Christ instead of wandering the world in darkness. Take care buddy and G=d bless you!
Report Post »SaraD
Posted on January 16, 2012 at 7:03amWhen someone writes a fricken novel people aren’t going to read it. Period. Very good points reddenblack.
Report Post »ModerationIsBest
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 3:39pmhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FU6xPxrEhyU
Report Post »EagleRidge
Posted on January 16, 2012 at 4:49amOh my.
Report Post »Diablo4965
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 3:38pmSo that’s what Samantha Stevens is up to these days.
Report Post »TennesseeConservative
Posted on January 14, 2012 at 9:55amI think this is great, lets have a gathering like Elijah, If JESUS is LORD lets worship HIM, if satan and his witches are the power lets worship them. Lets pray that GOD will be honored and his name made great, by letting the Bronco’s win by 20 points. How about that. Let the curse they send fall on the patriots. People will see GOD is sovereign, and does what ever HE wants, even in football games. I mean come on HE is GOD, read Isaiah chapters 40 thru 48 to see what GOD says about himself. Then fall down and repent. HE DOES WHAT HE WANTS, WHEN HE WANTS, IF HE WANTS. You know just like you want to do.
Report Post »ModerationIsBest
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 3:37pmLol what?
Report Post »man-made
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 5:01pmGod, the Warlock and Witches.
Report Post »Oh my.
Baddoggy
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 3:37pmThey are going to fool around and find the real God. He is the Christ…
Report Post »NOBAMA201258
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 3:46pmBADDOGGY WRONG! They are going to find satan if they haven’t already
Report Post »Baddoggy
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 5:30pmthey already worship Satan….i am praying for their souls…
Report Post »momrules
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 3:36pmOh good grief. What next, animal sacrifice?
Report Post »singingcowboy674
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 4:41pmThat’s actually 4 doors down on the second Thursday of every other month at 7pm in the creepy old cellar. :)
Report Post »rob2d2
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 3:36pmHow do we know she is a witch?
Report Post »ELAN114
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 4:02pmIf a woman weighs the same as a duck, then she’s made of wood (after all, how else would she burn?), and therefore a witch. Ducks float therefore to apply this test to your subject, simply throw her into a body of water. Or obtain a duck and a large scale.
Report Post »thetreyman
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 7:11pmbecause she looks like one.
Report Post »inexiletill2012
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 3:36pmSooooo…..now if the Pat’s win it will be because of Satan and Witches ?
Report Post »encinom
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 4:13pmEvery Pat’s win is because of Statan, their head coach sold his soul years ago.
Report Post »Robert-CA
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 3:36pmLook @ how much gold she has on her by scamming ignorant people .
Report Post »Joisey
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 3:35pmLater today, Christians plan on holding a ritual to reduce the power of the Salem witches. First they will hold a trial to confirm they are guilty of witchcraft, followed by burning them at the stake.
Report Post »sane_man
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 3:33pmhilarious!
Report Post »ozchambers
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 3:45pmLMAO! I bet this is causing many of the Patriot players to slap their foreheads and say “Oh no!” This just feeds into the whole silly idea that this game represents good vs. evil and puts more pressure on the Pats. I really hope the Broncos win, but I’m not attributing a win or a loss to God unless some supernatural event occurs during the game on live television that makes it clear. And if THAT happens, the rest of the teams in the playoffs can kiss that superbowl ring bye bye!
Report Post »JJ Coolay
Posted on January 15, 2012 at 10:22pmKinda creepy actually. I wouldn’t want anyone making a doll in my likeness and chanting my name.
Report Post »IMPEACHBHO
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 3:33pmDidn’t she use to go to Rev. Wrights church?
Report Post »chuck47
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 3:32pmHow many points are the “Salem Witch’s ” giving
Report Post »Sleazy Hippo
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 3:31pmGame On!
Report Post »StonyBurk
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 3:55pmGame ON! I am assured,sir, in the sacred writings that ‘Except the Lord build the house ,they labor in vain that build it.” as Dr.Benjamin Franklin reminded his peers June 28,1787.I have also read in the Holy Writ – as Roger Sherman called it Sept.25,1789 when Congress acted to adopt the language used in Our Bill of Rights and then acted to petition the President to set aside and proclaim a National day of Thanksgiving and Prayer signal to the event. That same volume declares “Thou shalt not permit a sorceress to live.Exodus22:18 and The Apostle Paul warned the Galatians of the works of the flesh Chapter 5 verses 19-21. Saying those who practice witchcraft ,along with the rest,shall not inherit the kingdom of God.If the infidel and unbelievers wish to play with power they do NOT understand they do so to their hurt.If the Broncos lose–hey they can always blame the witches of Salem–eh?
Report Post »democritusoilder267
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 3:30pmI dated a witch but she cheated on me with her cat.
Report Post »IMPEACHBHO
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 3:29pmYep, everyone is against patriots these days. Democrats, BHO, and now witches.
Report Post »TOMSERVO
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 3:38pmNo these witches are rooting for the patriots. Read the article before posting asinine partisan snipes.
Report Post »Diablo4965
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 3:28pmSo thats what Samantha Stevens is up to lately.
Report Post »The_Jerk
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 3:27pmDon’t need any witches… Brady and his Patriots are going to close the deal.
Report Post »ReddenBlack
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 3:33pmAgreed.
It’ll be great to see him lose
“B-b-b-but Jesus, why have you forsaken me?…….Jesus…….hello..???… Why hast thou been forsook?”
There is no god, there is no heaven, there is no hell. If you believe in fairy tales, I’ve got some magic beans to sell you.
Report Post »inexiletill2012
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 3:42pm@ REDDENBLACK
“There is no god, there is no heaven, there is no hell.”
So after you die…you are just zapped….no memory’s…no nothing ?…your entire existence is erased ?
Report Post »TOMSERVO
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 3:46pmOMG reddenblack, you socialist, atheist, hateful *******, dumbocrat, witchlover. GOD WILL SMITE YOU
Report Post »ReddenBlack
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 3:59pm@INEXILETILL2012
Yes, that is exactly what happens. Why do people have such a hard time believing that??
Report Post »ReddenBlack
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 4:01pm@TOMSERVO
I’ve been alive 33 years, he hasn’t smoted me yet…
HEY GOD!!! COME GET ME LOSER!!!!
Report Post »lukerw
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 4:05pmIf that’s true… How do you know that Witches did not cause the out come?
Report Post »ReddenBlack
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 4:07pm@TOMSERVO
I‘ve been alive 33 years and I haven’t been smoted yet.
HEY GOD!! UP IN THE CLOUDS!! COME SMITE ME, SMITE ME HARD LOSER!!!!
Report Post »Smokey_Bojangles
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 4:10pmSome folks get real silly when they are scared of a God they do not believe in.
Report Post »TOMSERVO
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 4:12pmYou’re right, he hasn’t smited me either. And I’m a lib! How is this possible? It’s ok though, I’m sure the others on the site are praying for us to find the lord, so that feels good.
Thanks gang!
Report Post »Semper4everSemper
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 4:25pm@REDDEN
The atheist’s “pray-err”
Now I lay me down to sleep
Report Post »Of ‘God’ I don’t believe nor seek
Just to think only I control my life
Fills me with a sense of pride
So when my time ‘awake’ is through
I guess I won’t be seeing you
In fact I won’t see anyone
I’ll just not ‘be’ once life is done
So I ask you just respect my wish
That I be treated like the fish
That swim so free way down below
And soon to fertilizer go
Because “I think, therefore I am”
I’m sure I can do what your ‘god’ can
I know you wish your God I’d see
But I just can’t seem to get over ME
With my other side of eternity
Fast approaching though it be
I do good and got great DNA
So let me have my own way
Then was heard way up high
“Mocking ME is no way to die”
TOMSERVO
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 4:37pm@Semper, Nah, we’re too busy using reason and the scientific method to actually try to understand the world we live in, rather than having the “answers” handed to us in a book written by men.
Report Post »v15
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 7:02pm@RED
Why are people like you against people who openly thank God for giving them the abilities that they have? The more and more I study atheism the more I realize that Athiests are usually the least tolerant of other people’s religious beliefs (most bigoted). That being said, go Broncos!!
Report Post »Gonzo
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 3:27pmThe last time there was this much talk about a white Bronco…O.J. was riding in it.
Report Post »kentuckypatriot
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 3:38pmVery funny GONZO.. thx for the laugh
Report Post »SavedByTheLamb
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 3:41pmNice. lol
Report Post »NOBAMA201258
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 3:43pmGONZO – TOUCHE ! Hey, are they Puerto Wiccans ?
Report Post »flatdaddio
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 6:44pmvery good! lol
Report Post »lukerw
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 3:27pmLOL :) The new String Theory of Magic!
Report Post »75cents
Posted on January 13, 2012 at 3:26pmFools, Bloody fools
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