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San Francisco to Name Street After…Nancy Pelosi?!

Naming streets for famous locals is a pretty routine practice, no matter what city you’re talking about. Still, many cities tend to avoid naming those streets for the sorts of people who arguably bring shame on the city (This is probably why Dahmer Avenue, Bundy Way and Madoff Street aren’t common names).

San Francisco to Name Street After Nancy Pelosi

That, and "Dahmer bisects Sally" could really be taken the wrong way

So even if it’s routine, one has to question the judgment of the city of San Francisco for naming a street after former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi.

San Francisco to Name Street After Nancy Pelosi

The face the local homeowners' association must be making after seeing their new property values

The street in question will go through San Francisco’s Golden Gate Park, as depicted in this picture, courtesy of the Washington Examiner:

San Francisco to Name Street After Nancy PelosiAstute readers will note something about the location – namely, that Pelosi will intersect with both Martin Luther King Jr Drive and John F Kennedy Drive. Also, Lincoln Way isn’t that far off. Granted, Pelosi’s street is very short and unlikely to see much motor traffic, but still, putting her in the presence of streets named for such august figures arguably strains good taste.

Comments (246)

  • scuba13
    Posted on May 21, 2012 at 9:31pm

    I’m sure all the prostitutes and drug addicts will be thrilled when they see they are on Pelosi street.

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    • lukerw
      Posted on May 21, 2012 at 9:39pm

      In Paris… rue de Saint Denis… is where the Expensive Prostitutes gather.

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    • oldguy49
      Posted on May 21, 2012 at 9:44pm

      dead end street to be sure

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    • MCDAVE
      Posted on May 21, 2012 at 9:46pm

      If I have my way she should have a jail cell named after her….the stock market insider trader cell AKA Pelosi Cell….God knows you are a thief Nancy…you ugly old hag

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    • BLACKDIAMONDSKIER
      Posted on May 21, 2012 at 9:47pm

      Wouldn’t naming a rest stop after Pelosi be more appropriate? Then her name could be associated with a-holes for all eternity.

      Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.- Winston Churchill

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    • MCDAVE
      Posted on May 21, 2012 at 9:50pm

      No monuments to evil people last for long

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    • maccow
      Posted on May 21, 2012 at 10:16pm

      Pelosi Way
      A One way with a dead end to be sure.
      You have to pay an arm and a leg toll to boot.

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    • RLTW
      Posted on May 21, 2012 at 11:07pm

      That street is in Golden gate Park, but very near to where drug dealers operate by the west end of the Hiaght.

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    • Stoic one
      Posted on May 21, 2012 at 11:28pm

      And branching off pelosi drive is kay-why alley

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    • Secret Squirrel
      Posted on May 21, 2012 at 11:36pm

      .
      There’ll be a lot of confusion on
      “Queen drive.”

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    • Wolf
      Posted on May 22, 2012 at 12:30am

      Must be a street dead ending in a ghetto.

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    • friedclouds
      Posted on May 22, 2012 at 12:35am

      Its in the middle of Golden Gate Park. Not many prostitutes there. If it was a Cul-de-sac or a dead end I’d say “Go for it!”

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    • RGFROMTEXAS
      Posted on May 22, 2012 at 12:39am

      Sometimes I can’t believe the hate on this website. Congratulations Madam Speaker !! Your accomplishments sure outshined your Predecesser Dennis Hastert (Who did nothing and is now a lobbyist) and his Defacto partner Tom Delay (Who is going to Prison).

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    • TheEDGE
      Posted on May 22, 2012 at 1:30am

      Golden Gate Park is full of bums and occupy types. You can’t walk two feet without stepping in a puddle of pee. It’s perfect.

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    • johnjamison
      Posted on May 22, 2012 at 7:45am

      Did read the story but it’s amazing they have a LYING C*NT AVE. IN sAn Fran.

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    • Mosell
      Posted on May 22, 2012 at 8:49am

      I would have thought it would have been the one block of Lombard street that turns back and forth on itself several times.

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    • HKS
      Posted on May 22, 2012 at 9:32am

      Talk about a fate worse than death.

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    • DenisWTexas
      Posted on May 22, 2012 at 9:34am

      Tell me about it.

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    • suttonea76
      Posted on May 22, 2012 at 10:09am

      Just like health care, they should blindly rename the street and then see what is on it!

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    • wbedding
      Posted on May 22, 2012 at 10:19am

      call it The Street to Nowhere…fitting.

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    • johnjamison
      Posted on May 22, 2012 at 10:25am

      so they have a one way dead end street in San Fran. where no one can get out.

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    • turkey13
      Posted on May 22, 2012 at 5:59pm

      This means nothing to me! California stopped myself and 3 buddies from going there when they put a ban – stopped us from using small dredge for finding gold. I used to spend 10 to $15,000 a year and sometimes I didn’t even break even. The last time we dredged we came up with a total of 3 ounces of Mercury each. In the 1850′s it was used heavely. So all you folks out there be sure to eat plenty of salmon so you don’t send it out of state. It has been proven that fish are healther where the sediment has been stired up but the politicians out there don‘t get it and they don’t waNT OUR MONEY.

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    • turkey13
      Posted on May 22, 2012 at 10:15pm

      Come on folks, Nancy deserves this title of haveing a street named after her! While being head of the Senate for the first 2 years of Obamas adm. Both houses controled by the Democrats did something that will never be done again. Call it a record if you like. This record of spending $ 3 Trillion bucks in 2 years will never be done again. I understand it is in the Guniess Book of World records.

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    • Mil Mom
      Posted on May 23, 2012 at 12:36am

      How fitting, her street will go through the Golden Gate Park, just like she’s gone through the gold in our nation. Her expense account on that plain is proof positive she, roasted and ate the golden goose. Now she’s on a campaign to destroy everything of value in America. Her Monument should be on that street and should be a statue of her wringing the neck of a Golden Goose, named Tax Payer!

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  • The-Monk
    Posted on May 21, 2012 at 9:26pm

    The cameras on Pelosi Street scan your license plate, look up your name, find out if you contributed to Republican and/or Tea Parties and if you did……

    …Cops, EPA, FCC, FDA, DOJ and VIPER (TSA) all pull you over at once. You are taken before the Honorable Judge C. Sunstein, found guilty, car and house taken and are never heard from again.

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  • Cedar
    Posted on May 21, 2012 at 9:26pm

    Wake Up Californica, you vote for this POS, LMAO!

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  • Frogginit
    Posted on May 21, 2012 at 9:25pm

    What’s wrong with another manhole on the street?

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    • The-Monk
      Posted on May 21, 2012 at 9:36pm

      On Pelosi Street, pot holes are called butt holes.

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    • Therightsofbilly
      Posted on May 21, 2012 at 11:31pm

      Hi MONK,

      With her bossy demeanor, they should call it………”Sez-a-me Street”

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    • RJJinGadsden
      Posted on May 22, 2012 at 6:13am

      Morning Billy, Monk. Good thing that California is not naming a city after her. There is already a Nutbush. Okay, that’s in Tennessee, but we don’t need another.

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    • oneshiner
      Posted on May 22, 2012 at 6:44pm

      A street by any other name is Pot Whole.

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    • dah.rackemup
      Posted on May 23, 2012 at 12:27am

      how bout douchebag avenue and botox lane.fits her to a tee.

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    • Mil Mom
      Posted on May 23, 2012 at 12:45am

      @dah.rackemup
      Posted on May 23, 2012 at 12:27am

      how bout douchebag avenue and botox lane.fits her to a tee.
      ****
      Question? Do you grow Botox in a “Botanical Garden”?
      Whoever the Medical Marijuana person is who plotted that map probably thought so, and thought they were giving her an eternity of early assess to an unending supply.

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  • Laus Deo
    Posted on May 21, 2012 at 9:25pm

    Oh, awesome.. The phaggots (sp) and freaks will be so pleased.

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  • LOTO
    Posted on May 21, 2012 at 9:24pm

    I hope they make it a truck route.

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    • 9111315
      Posted on May 21, 2012 at 9:50pm

      I’m thinking it would be a dead end road.

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    • chips1
      Posted on May 21, 2012 at 10:12pm

      For landscaping they will have REIDS sticking up.

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    • Latter-Day-Soldier
      Posted on May 22, 2012 at 12:46am

      Any roads leading to a land-fill or sewage treatment plant.

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    • TheEDGE
      Posted on May 22, 2012 at 1:32am

      San Francisco is a sewage treatment plant.

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    • Mil Mom
      Posted on May 23, 2012 at 12:39am

      @TheEDGE
      Posted on May 22, 2012 at 1:32am

      San Francisco is a sewage treatment plant
      ****
      And too often the seepage spills out and pollutes the rest of the country.

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  • Mark0331
    Posted on May 21, 2012 at 9:24pm

    …I like the sound of “Idiots Crossing” for the name of the new street…perfect for botulinium face.

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  • edwardkoe12
    Posted on May 21, 2012 at 9:22pm

    Naming the street after John Edwards, wouldn’t be much better. And that’s saying a whole hell of a lot…

    http://brianekoenig.com/wp-admin/post.php?post=10013&action=edit&message=6

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  • Cedar
    Posted on May 21, 2012 at 9:21pm

    Add your comments

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    • lukerw
      Posted on May 21, 2012 at 9:43pm

      I cannot think of a name… more Evil… than her own!

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    • Rayblue
      Posted on May 21, 2012 at 10:34pm

      Desolation Row.

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    • Mtroom
      Posted on May 22, 2012 at 1:50pm

      New street signs…400k
      Official ceremony… 900k
      Security for ceremony… 1.2 mil
      Waste of taxpayer money… Priceless

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  • Cedar
    Posted on May 21, 2012 at 9:21pm

    Why don’t they name the sewer that runs under the street after her? That would be more fitting a Skank like her!

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    • TheEDGE
      Posted on May 22, 2012 at 1:27am

      Actually, that entire area already smells like pee. Much like most of San Francisco. I think it’s kinda funny.

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  • Mukichan
    Posted on May 21, 2012 at 9:20pm

    I believe it should intersect Senility and Idiocy Lanes..

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  • MrButcher
    Posted on May 21, 2012 at 9:19pm

    Pave the street with AstroTurf.

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  • Shrugged
    Posted on May 21, 2012 at 9:19pm

    Make sure it is a road to nowhere. Then, it will be appropriately named.

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    • OhSnappage
      Posted on May 21, 2012 at 10:57pm

      LOL – Definetly should be Dead End Street.
      Didn’t know ghettos were in demand in California.

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  • wordweaver
    Posted on May 21, 2012 at 9:18pm

    It is actually a long, rambling street leading in a dead end, but you have to drive it first in order to figure out where it goes.

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    • What_Did_I_Miss
      Posted on May 21, 2012 at 9:39pm

      It’s actually a ONE-WAY Dead END street. You can go in but there is now way out.

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    • Jabber
      Posted on May 22, 2012 at 12:55am

      Comment of the day right there! LOL

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  • seeker9
    Posted on May 21, 2012 at 9:17pm

    Pinocchio Parkway. Drain the Swamp seaway.

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  • Shrugged
    Posted on May 21, 2012 at 9:16pm

    San Fran already boasts of having the “most crooked street in the world”. How can they also name one after Pelosi? Wouldn’t that be redundant?

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  • The-Monk
    Posted on May 21, 2012 at 9:13pm

    Is that a one-way dead-end street?

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  • Partyof1
    Posted on May 21, 2012 at 9:12pm

    Must be a one way dead end street. Just like her policies.

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  • rocker1952
    Posted on May 21, 2012 at 9:12pm

    Why not just rename Lombard Street after Pelosi since it is “ the crookedest street in the world ”.

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    • JennF
      Posted on May 21, 2012 at 9:31pm

      I think Lombard is a one way street too so that is almost perfect. It would be perfect if it was in the red light district also. Tri-fecta!

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  • dissentnow
    Posted on May 21, 2012 at 9:09pm

    Botox boulevard?

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    • froggy19510
      Posted on May 22, 2012 at 10:15am

      Big But Blvd, Ugly Way, Snark Street, Liar Lane, Face Lift Freeway, Democrat Dump, Hateful Highway, Left Wing Polotician Way.

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  • mikefromaltoona
    Posted on May 21, 2012 at 9:08pm

    All the intersections are left turn only.

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  • South Philly Boy
    Posted on May 21, 2012 at 9:08pm

    The NAZI PEE-LO-Z WAY

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  • therealconservative
    Posted on May 21, 2012 at 9:07pm

    So, their renaming Lombard Street after Pelosi.

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  • NewLife56
    Posted on May 21, 2012 at 9:03pm

    So San Fran will have a street named Stupid B*itch Street?

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    • lukerw
      Posted on May 21, 2012 at 9:48pm

      But for it really to work… JFK should be renamed Good Intentions… and MLK be renamed Hell!

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  • shammo
    Posted on May 21, 2012 at 9:03pm

    What a unique way to ruin a park. At least we know where to let our dogs roam and do their thing.

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