Saturday Night Live Introduces ‘Lil Poundcake,’ the HPV Vaccine Doll
- Posted on October 2, 2011 at 11:05am by
Madeleine Morgenstern
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Saturday Night Live used the recent controversy over Texas Gov. Rick Perry’s executive order mandating HPV vaccinations to introduce Lil Poundcake…the vaccine-administering doll for girls.
She looks so cool with her clothing and cell phone, but just wait for her syringes to extend and shoot you up when you least expect it! You could be playing outside, having a tea party or even fast asleep. With Lil Poundcake, you’ll never have to worry about HPV again — just remember to dispose of her in a medical waste container at your local hospital when you’re done playing.
“Lil Poundcake…the only thing you’re going to get infected with — is fun!”
Creeped out yet? Watch the video below, via NBC:



















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Comments (101)
choppinczech
Posted on October 2, 2011 at 1:07pmSaturday Night Live is a POS. Hasn‘t been good since the ’80s.
Report Post »jb.kibs
Posted on October 2, 2011 at 2:02pmthis is true… in 88 waynes world was introduced, mike, dana, jan, phil, dennis, john etc… that was the last good cast. Phil Hartman was probably one of the most underratted people in television and his voice was perfect for so many things, loved him on the simpsons and futurama …
Damn you Andy Dick!
Report Post »Hartman‘s friend and former SNL colleague Jon Lovitz has accused Hartman’s former NewsRadio co-star Andy Dick of re-introducing Brynn (hartmans wife) to cocaine, causing her to relapse and suffer a nervous breakdown. Dick claims to have known nothing of her condition.[49] In 2006, Lovitz claimed that Dick had approached him at a restaurant and said, “I put the Phil Hartman hex on you; you’re the next one to die.”[50][51] The following year at the Laugh Factory comedy club in Los Angeles, Lovitz and Dick had a further altercation over the issue.[51] Dick does not believe he is at fault in relation to Hartman’s death.[49]
Falsegods
Posted on October 3, 2011 at 12:05amThe pharmaceutical companies want every person to be dependent on at least two drugs for their entire life. And this is how it starts with the forced vaccine !
Report Post »Stuck_in_CA
Posted on October 3, 2011 at 9:48amGardasil controversy soars, as Bachmann, Perry drop
Drug blasted as ‘money-making machine‘ that’s useless in fighting cervical cancer
http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=350545
Report Post »motonutt
Posted on October 2, 2011 at 1:05pmThis is why I havn‘t watched since the late 70’s. After Chevy, Dan, Jane, etc. left, Jim died the show has sucked. Not that they were conservative. They have tried to make up for the suck by pulling crap like this. It’s not funny, hasn’t been for a long time. I’ve been saying they should just bring the old old reruns back and dump these current loosers. People…….If you are holding your nose and watching it stop! Just like movies, Don’t go and pay to see these movies with these commie actors. I can’t stand these so called conservitives that say “well I don’t like his (or her) pollotics but it was a movie I wanted to see”….B.S. Boycott their crap…..when you do that it takes money out of their pocket. Take the money, take the fame, shut them down.
Report Post »Stuck_in_CA
Posted on October 2, 2011 at 1:13pmJudicial Watch Uncovers FDA Records Detailing 16 New Deaths Tied to Gardasil
http://www.judicialwatch.org/news/2010/sep/judicial-watch-uncovers-fda-records-detailing-16-new-deaths-tied-gardasil
Judicial Watch Investigates Side-Effects of HPV Vaccine
Report Post »http://www.judicialwatch.org/gardasil
jb.kibs
Posted on October 2, 2011 at 2:03pmi feel the hartman days were fun, but after that, the show and the new actors were all agenda driven.
Report Post »ashestoashes
Posted on October 2, 2011 at 2:03pmI know of a then 22 year old who got this shot. She canme down with first stage uterine or cervical cancer..the thing that this vaccine is supposed to guard against. Their answer to her was that there are several strains of this type cancer. That’s a good way to experiment and avoid liability.
Report Post »Chuck Stein
Posted on October 2, 2011 at 9:11pm@ STUCK — thanks for the link. Not the sort of info the MSM reports.
Report Post »JoshuaJC
Posted on October 3, 2011 at 6:36am@Stuck,
Stop cherry picking data to validate your stupid idea that vaccines are bad. Go to the CDC for information from scientists. Quote from the CDC…As of June 22, 2011, approximately 35 million doses of Gardasil® were distributed in the U.S. and VAERS received a total of 18,727 reports of adverse events following Gardasil® vaccination: 17,958 reports among females and 346 reports for males, of which 285 reports were received after the vaccine was licensed for males in October 2009. VAERS received 423 reports of unknown gender. Of the total number of VAERS reports following Gardasil®, 92% were considered to be non-serious, and 8% were considered serious.
Deaths
As of June 22, 2011 there have been a total 68 VAERS reports of death among those who have received Gardasil® . There were 54 reports among females, 3 were among males, and 11 were reports of unknown gender. Thirty two of the total death reports have been confirmed and 36 remain unconfirmed due to no identifiable patient information in the report such as a name and contact information to confirm the report. A death report is confirmed (verified) after a medical doctor reviews the report and any associated records. In the 32 reports confirmed, there was no unusual pattern or clustering to the deaths that would suggest that they were caused by the vaccine and some reports indicated a cause of death unrelated to vaccination.
Get your facts from credible sources, not crackpots.
Report Post »nick e l
Posted on October 3, 2011 at 4:01pmYour exactly right… we no longer watch anything on TV.
Report Post »We wont go to movies.. by doing this, your supporting all the loons that use their money to support the socialist movement and its hypocritical. Just so you can be entertained?
victorincalifornia
Posted on October 2, 2011 at 1:05pmI didn’t think it was funny at all, looked like a typical childrens commercial, seemed more like a PSA. THINKING, was wondering who you might be leaning to in the primaries ?
Report Post »Rob
Posted on October 2, 2011 at 1:04pmI don’t watch liberal TV….
Report Post »ashestoashes
Posted on October 2, 2011 at 2:12pm@JAYLEW..I believe that this particular form of cancer is very rare. Something tells me that it won’t be rare for long after that vaccine. As for Perry..he is not a real Republican. He is a democrat who was talked into changing over to the republican party. His democratic ideas did not change with him. He is a propagator of illegals, wanting to cater to them in place of tax paying citizens. He also brags of a job growth, but as I understand, that predated his governorship. He houses criminal illegals and of course dunns the tax payers for that. He makes the insured foot more of the bill on their insurance and he has raised and been a big promoter of raising taxes in Texas. He also wants to do away with Social Security and Medicare while our government is funding illegals to the tune of 338.3 billion a yr. He’s no republican.
Report Post »jaylew
Posted on October 2, 2011 at 1:00pmI think parents definitely should be involved in any vaccination program decision.The facts are the HP Virus is not a joke and is responsible for some very serious female diseases including some that lead to death. I do find it interesting to note that although Bachmann misspoke regarding a mysterious syndrome allegedly triggered by the vaccine in a few cases the vaccine series itself has a good track record preventing diseases in girls who have been or will choose to be inoculated. As seen on SNL a bastion for ripping on Republicans whenever possible, many liberals compare Perry’s ill advised and ill fated (as it was never implemented) decision to make these HPV shots mandatory…we see that liberals will compare Perry to Hitler’s Josef Mengele in this HPV thing and they will not focus on young girls health. But that rant pales in comparison to the medical programs that liberals have absolutely no problem with and almost worship…like on-demand fetus vacuuming in Planned Parenthood clinics around the country and the harvesting of fetal stem cells as if a woman’s ovaries were a uniquely shaped Pez dispenser. So Perry catches he!! for something that never occurred but liberals continue to treat girls wombs like Dyson dirty carpet test mats by the millions every year. Liberals are truly weird when it comes female body parts. Some girl parts are holier than others but the ones capable of and often bearing the future right inside of them are treated with utter disdain.
Report Post »SOMETHINGHASTOGIVE
Posted on October 2, 2011 at 2:28pmThere hasn’t been enough testing of the vaccine yet to let the libs get anywhere near my daughter with it, maybe in 20 years when they prove no side effects but by then she will be 32 and not giving it to her daughter either
Report Post »bestartist
Posted on October 2, 2011 at 3:03pmThanks for your comment…..
there was an opt out option for any parent who wanted to take the time to pay the slightest bit of attention.
I don’t quite understand the apoplexy surrounding this particular vaccine…..it had to be administered to girls before they became sexually active and the truth is that large numbers of girls are experimenting with sex by the age of 12 or 13……or they could be molested or raped.
There are lots of questions surrounding other mandatory vaccines and their possible link to autism but most schools do not allow non-vaccinated children to attend.
I had a close friend who died of cervical cancer which is linked to HPV and if she had had a chance to have been vaccinated, I’m sure she would have jumped at it.Cervical cancer can either kill or if detected early enough, result in the necessity of hysterectomy.
I think this is simply because of the connection to Perry, like the stupid rock story I just read.
It is simply amazing the vetting that is occurring….that never occurred with Obama!
Report Post »I just saw a program on Anwar al Awlaki on Fox where they were able to go into the records in New Mexico and see his physical, nondigital!!! birth certificate, ascertain that he fraudulently had a scholarship to college as a foreign student and had a phony social security number…..uh gee…that sure rings some bells and whistles about someone else……just sayin’
There is so much useless noise out there.
TheThinkingConservative
Posted on October 2, 2011 at 12:52pmI find it sad that under the guise of Conservatism, that a funny video that increases awareness about a virus is somehow being dragged into the Abortion and political arena. SNL created this because of blunders by the conservatives, no doubt. And yep, they’re liberal. But instead of taking a meaningful stance on this topic or laughing and moving on, some of you guys need to veer so far right that you sound like robotic ideologues.
I am a conservative, but I am not for rigidly holding a party line or blindly labeling something evil because it doesn’t help my parties view.
And BTW, how can you guys blindly love any party right now? They all are drastically flawed right now. Come on people, think it through and stop making us all look like idiots.
Report Post »Dudley Do-Right
Posted on October 2, 2011 at 1:16pmBecause when you vote for a Democrat, you’re voting for the party that wants to socialize this country. And socialism is anti-constitutional, therefore it’s un-American. NEVER vote for a Democrat, any Democrat!
Report Post »piper60
Posted on October 2, 2011 at 12:51pmThis doll sounds like something Barney Frank dreamed up.
Report Post »TheThinkingConservative
Posted on October 2, 2011 at 12:59pmOh, good. Do a gay joke. That is always helpful and no one saw that coming.
Larry Craig could have invented it too, but he was in a men’s room at the airport looking for a little love. See what I mean about having blinders on? I get libertarians more and more.
Report Post »jaylew
Posted on October 2, 2011 at 1:03pmif you get libertarians more and more then the post should not bother you at all…after all a person is simply making a statement that they felt like making at the time. You said you were a conservative and thats super fine..but nowhere in the Blaze forum agreement does it state that everyone has pretend they are in Sunday school or church. Herman Cain is right…people are way way too uptight.
Report Post »Netsurfer2
Posted on October 2, 2011 at 12:49pmwhy would they waste their time with this? Just saying, we all know it is about the right to chose!
Report Post »Little Johnny
Posted on October 2, 2011 at 12:40pmThe skit was pretty funny.
The vaccine is a good idea, but requiring it is not. Perry never would have signed and Executive Order requiring it had the not money rolled in, and we all know it. Clearly, it was a mistake that came back to bite him, much as Bachman’s attacks on it were over the top and based on no science whatsoever.
Report Post »Firebrand
Posted on October 2, 2011 at 12:43pmI have so many jokes that involve you.
Report Post »Little Johnny
Posted on October 2, 2011 at 6:46pmThanks Firebrand. Your kind words mean a lot to me.
Report Post »ares338
Posted on October 2, 2011 at 12:39pmSNL hasn‘t been funny since the 70’s.
Report Post »jedidiah
Posted on October 2, 2011 at 12:38pmI guess you’re all going to have to shoot me. I expected the comments to find this amusing . . . . how wrong could I be?
There are no bigger constitutional conservatives commenting at the Blaze than yours truly, and I found this to be hysterical. It brought back memories of the early days of SNL like Aykroyd’s “Bass-a-Matic” or Belushi’s “Samurai Divorce Lawyer.”
Lighten up friends. Some things are just funny. ———— OK, fire away.
Report Post »sisserydoo
Posted on October 3, 2011 at 8:01amI agree. The mock commercials are funny, and this was a great episode, the funniest in years. I can‘t remember the lady’s name that hosted, but she should be a cast member.
I scrolled down to read some funny comments and get a laugh before work :o( oh well…..
Report Post »Firebrand
Posted on October 2, 2011 at 12:34pmI will pay $1000 to anyone who can find me an example of a girl or boy that was held down and FORCED to get an HPV vaccination. In addition, his/her parents can’t have had the option to decline. Additionally, the offer also stands if someone can find me evidence that the parents of any girl or boy getting the HPV vaccine was punished if they opted out of giving their child the shot.
I’m putting my money where my mouth is. Anyone else want to make the opposite bet? That no one was ever forced to get a shot?
Report Post »Pike
Posted on October 2, 2011 at 1:00pmSo you’re okay with the precedent set by Gov Perry then? Sure his heart was in the right place, and he probably meant well, but what happens a few years from now when it’s someone else (namely someone you don’t like) legally requiring children to be given something (namely something you don’t want them given)? And surprise, they‘re fining or jailing people who don’t comply!
And what could possibly be the legal justification for that? Good ole Gov Rick Perry in Texas!
What Gov Perry did, violates two things: Principle and Precedent.
Report Post »Islesfordian
Posted on October 2, 2011 at 1:01pmHow about if you deal with the actual arguments made and not strawmen?
Report Post »Consentiondum
Posted on October 2, 2011 at 11:06pmLast I checked there are already a number of vaccines required before a child can enter the public school system. Also at last check there were a variety of different ways parents could opt out of these vaccines. There is no new precedent here…
We’ve been doing inoculations for some time, I think we are able to make them relatively safe. Wouldn’t it be great if the cancer causing stains of HPV went the way of smallpox?
Report Post »banjarmon
Posted on October 2, 2011 at 12:06pmThis is SICK and in very bad taste!!!
Report Post »TheThinkingConservative
Posted on October 2, 2011 at 12:45pmBanjarmon,
You’ve got to be kidding me. Why is it sick? Because it helps point out some stupid comments from Republican candidates? I am very conservative, but listing this as anything but funny and something helps spread awareness is moronic.
And relating it to abortion is equally stupid. This topic will be a “hotspot” for conservatives due to stupid comments by Republican candidates. We say stupid things too and we look stupider when we “stick to our guns” and never give up the fight.
Report Post »Islesfordian
Posted on October 2, 2011 at 1:15pm“Sick and in very bad taste”
What part of SNL don’t you get? Remember Mr. Bill? How about “With a name like ‘Painful rectal itch’ you know it’s got to be good”?
Report Post »Look4DBigPicture
Posted on October 2, 2011 at 11:55amThe joke’s on SNL. Forced vaccinations are a left-winged liberals’ big government agenda, so it‘s odd that they’re using this to make fun of a Republican candidate. Conservatives see the HIV shot to be the Democratic side of Perry, not his Conservative side, which is one of several reasons he’s fallen in the polls.
Report Post »whatthecrazy
Posted on October 2, 2011 at 11:54amSeriously only the left would think stuff like this is funny………………
Report Post »Cosmos102
Posted on October 2, 2011 at 11:54amI wasn’t offended by the vaccine doll. I agree with SNL writers. Perry’s decision to force young girls to have this vaccine was the height of arrogance and stupidity. Too bad SNL writers didn’t do this skit sooner. Texans might have been spared a lot of anxiety.
Report Post »Texasczech63
Posted on October 2, 2011 at 11:49amHow about another speechification referring to the INTER-continental railroad through all 57 states at the same time going off prompter and forgetting how old his own daughter is while speaking the ancient language of Austrian? Then proceeding with an ill advised air campaign in Libya while 20,000 stinger missiles go missing effectively increased the chance of terrorism in Europe, or anywhere for that matter, by a whopping 20,000%!
Now that might be a funny skit. Now where’s my check Lorne?
Perhaps’ if they quit insulting just one political party they might gain an audience again.
Report Post »Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
Posted on October 2, 2011 at 11:55amMaybe it is past time for Saturday Night Live to go into the night and never emerge again.
Report Post »http://artinphoenix.com/gallery/grimm (cat folk art)
ashestoashes
Posted on October 2, 2011 at 12:12pmWow..I had heard his snafu about campaigning in all 57 states…but not about those missing missiles. I also didn’t know that he spoke in an ancient Austrian language..some form of german I would presume. His biological father and his mother met in a “Russian language class” in Hawaii. Then his mother married his stepfather,,another big politcal radical Islamic activist and he was reared as a muslim in a madrassa and also attended a St Francis of Sissisi in Indonesia. A former Jesuit Preist named Alberto Rivera revealed how the vatican in the last of the 3rd century created the Babylonian religion of Islam through Mohamad, his wife and her cousin Waraquah. It is a very interesting read. It will also explain ROSE ELLEN.
Report Post »http://www.remnantofgod.org/books/docs/How-the-Vatican-Created-Islam.pdf
tifosa
Posted on October 2, 2011 at 11:44amThe HPV issue may be the least of “Parry’s” worries. Where’s the “hunting camp” thread?
Report Post »Californiasodbuster
Posted on October 2, 2011 at 12:09pmIt’s hanging from your bottom lip.
Report Post »Texasczech63
Posted on October 2, 2011 at 12:20pmYou must be referring to his hunt camp outside Throckmorton. I have actually been to it. His Father painted over the offensive language on the rock when he began leasing the land in the early 80′s. Governor Perry was on the hunting lease from 1997 to 2007 years after his father fixed it.
The 42,000-acre ranch referenced in the Washington Post story is actually owned by the Hendricks Home for Children, a West Texas charity.
In 1991 the Texas Legislature passed a bill to rename old, offensive place names.” But you not being from Texas you probably wouldn’t know this.
Perhaps the Washington Post should fire all their fact checkers as this took me all of 10 minutes to debunk. Of coarse they know by just putting it out there that some will buy this horsesqueeze at face value without checking.
Report Post »randy
Posted on October 2, 2011 at 11:36amOr how about the OBAMA LATE TERM ABORTION DOLL.
Comes with it’s own trash can to throw the still living baby in
while it continues to fight for it‘s life after half it’s brain has
been sucked out.
How about that one SNL?
Report Post »randy
Posted on October 2, 2011 at 11:40amAnd comes with your very own baby Cemetery Carpet:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vkAnhL7OH1E/SpTh0uJTE4I/AAAAAAAABJs/-CFBdg2YStI/s400/abortedBabyCemetary.jpg
Awwwww How cute:
Report Post »http://www.wtfcostumes.com/costumes/trashcan-baby-costume.JPG
crackerone
Posted on October 2, 2011 at 12:29pmNailed it!
What say you Peter Pan?
Report Post »TheThinkingConservative
Posted on October 2, 2011 at 12:47pmThat is perhaps the stupidest thing I’ve read to date. Do you know that it is a doll in the video? A doll that had medicine in it. Not a real baby.
Are you completely unable to grasp reality vs. fiction? A doll vs. a real person?
Report Post »randy
Posted on October 2, 2011 at 1:05pmHey @THETHINKINGCONSERVATIVE Stupid??
Do you know they are real babies being ripped out of their mothers who then have a
Spike shoved in the back of their necks up into their brains and left to die?
So cut the crap with me, you idiot.
You’re about as conservative as the Obama shovel ready jobs coming out of my dogs a$$.
Go back to HuffPo where you belong you moron
Report Post »Islesfordian
Posted on October 2, 2011 at 1:26pmThinkingconservtaive,
I think you are misunderstanding Rany’s point. He is not saying the SNL skit is mocking late term abortions or being pro-choice. He is saying that if they are going to use dolls to mock Perry‘s HPV vaccine decision they could also use dolls to mock Obama’s abortion policy (which they won’t, of course, as being pro-abortion is as sacred in liberal quarters as the quran is for Muslims), just to be fair.
We need a really strong alternative to SNL, one that knows how to mock liberals as well as they mock us. Get good conservative/libertarian comedians, like Dennis Miller and Tim Hawkins. Throw in a couple liberals just to keep them on their toes.
Report Post »randy
Posted on October 2, 2011 at 1:41pm@ISLESFORDIAN Couldn’t have said it any better than if I said it myself.
Report Post »But even how you said it, just might be over his head.
bestartist
Posted on October 2, 2011 at 3:11pmGreat response!
Report Post »The_Almighty_Creestof
Posted on October 2, 2011 at 11:31amHow about an Obama doll with a CFI bulb over his head…which is really dim…if it lights up at all.
Report Post »Kilaueaiki
Posted on October 2, 2011 at 6:41pmGood one..though it didn’t offend me and I certainly felt it was a bad move for Perry- those libs have it ass backwards. It’s the freedom loving and often home-schooled parents who don’t want their kids shot with all those vacines!
Report Post »YepImaConservative
Posted on October 2, 2011 at 11:27amWhen Liberal America feels threatened in any way by Conservatives. They usually will resort to the lowest common denominator in rhetoric and comedy.
Report Post »arndl9933
Posted on October 2, 2011 at 1:40pmsounds like your bashing of Ron Paul and his supporters on the ant story.
Report Post »Libby Tarian
Posted on October 2, 2011 at 11:25amAT (@) 13TH IMAM
Report Post »Exactly! SNL is so lame.
Dudley Do-Right
Posted on October 2, 2011 at 11:24amThis reminds me of Michelle Obama when she canceled an experimental HPV vaccination program in Chicago. She canceled this program because she didn’t want white doctors vaccinating African American girls, comparing it to the Tuskegee syphilis experiment of the 30′s and beyond. But you won’t hear about that in our biased media.
http://www.nationalreview.com/campaign-spot/9428/did-michelle-obama-cancel-hpv-vaccine-program-comparing-it-tuskeegee
Report Post »rightwinger76
Posted on October 2, 2011 at 11:18amI am no supporter of Perry or his HPV mandate, but these SNL disgust me with their attacks on conservatives and conservative values.
Report Post »lillymckim
Posted on October 2, 2011 at 11:23amDon’t watch iSNL and I never will zzzz
Report Post »Steelhead
Posted on October 2, 2011 at 11:35amsince when are forced vaccinations considered a conservative value?
Report Post »MidWestMom
Posted on October 2, 2011 at 11:48amI haven’t watched SNL since the days of Land Shark. Candygram anyone? LOL
As for mandatory HPV – Wrong.
The decision to vaccinate should be left to the parents. And parents should do their own research in making that decision.
While the CDC adamantly reports HPV is completely safe and presents no risk, there are also many independent studies and research that show HPV has caused severe reactions in a significant percentage of girls.
Report Post »Islesfordian
Posted on October 2, 2011 at 11:49amYeah, I’m with Steelhead. What if Michelle Bachman had created this? Why not? It’s message is little different from her central attack against Perry in the debates.
It was a little amuzing, and quite creepy.
Report Post »13th Imam
Posted on October 2, 2011 at 12:41pmOpt- Out was available. Only Stealhead‘s wouldn’t have found out that fact
Report Post »Islesfordian
Posted on October 2, 2011 at 1:08pmThe point has been made repeatedly that “opt outs” are still a violation of parental rights and control. They should be opt INS. Opt outs puts the burden on the parents to get permission from the school not to have their children subjkected to this. Opt ins puts the burden of the school to get the parents’ permission first. The school should not have the default right to do things to your children you haven’t agreed on beforehand.
That’s a conservative principle, and one reason why conservatives were rightly spooked by Perry’s decision to do this and his tone deafness about the issue. He seems like a big government conservative on the state level here. He may make a lot of noise about federalism and state’s rights, but what about the people’s rights when it comes to STATE government?
Report Post »Steelhead
Posted on October 2, 2011 at 2:16pm13th imam–why did Bachman decide to make this an issue at the debate?Could it be to expose the cronyism of Perry? I think it’s a non issue but the cons are picking the topics that seem to be important .Bachman brought it up I didn”t
Report Post »13th Imam
Posted on October 2, 2011 at 11:13amWhen will the Fast and Furious Kill an American with Barry’s Guns skit be produced?? Or the Solyndra /Obama Screw the Actual Taxpayers skit be produced?? Remember soooooooolong ago when SNL was funny??
Report Post »rightwinger76
Posted on October 2, 2011 at 11:20amI don’t remember SNL ever being humorous, just immature mindless crap.
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