Environment

Scientist: Changing Leaves are Just Trees Going Potty

In grade school most of us were taught that changing leaf colors were the result of falling temperatures. But a British scientist is now adding a more complex explanation: the leaves aren‘t just turning colors because it’s cold, they’re changing because the trees are going to the bathroom.

Professor Brian Ford, president of the Cambridge Society for the Application of Research, believes leaf drop occurs in order to excrete waste products from the tree. In his research he found that shortly before leaves fall, levels of potentially harmful components such as tannins and oxalates in them increase.

“The levels of heavy metals in abscised leaves are also raised, and they are clearly there to be excreted rather than stored,” he told the London Telegraph.

“In autumnal landscapes, when plants leaves turn red and brown and are suddenly shed it is important to bear in mind what is happening,” he adds. “The plants are having their annual, well, excretion.”

“It does, though, mean that the colouration of leaves in autumn will never seem quite the same again.”

It also may give you pause the next time you are tempted to step on a crunchy leaf.

Comments (62)

  • moriarty70
    Posted on October 25, 2010 at 1:07pm

    @Black Phoebe

    1) Considering how far down most trees get their core nutrients, they don’t reabsorb the decomposed material right away.

    2) Just because it‘s cyclical doesn’t mean it’s not true. It just means they get rid of the material that would probably be a burden during the sparse season.

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  • Ginger Taylor
    Posted on October 25, 2010 at 12:27pm

    Prettiest poop ever.

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  • Bluefish49
    Posted on October 25, 2010 at 12:24pm

    What are pine cones then?

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    • Okpulot Taha
      Posted on October 25, 2010 at 12:33pm

      BLUE FISH 49 is curious, “What are pine cones then?”

      Severe constipation.

      Okpulot Taha
      Choctaw Nation

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  • seanpatriot
    Posted on October 25, 2010 at 12:18pm

    Who cares? Will this change anything about us? NO

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  • Randyrocker
    Posted on October 25, 2010 at 12:15pm

    I guess to this scientist, that means humans raking leaves = humans acting as earth’s toilet paper.

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  • Ruler4You
    Posted on October 25, 2010 at 12:06pm

    I have to tell you I never heard of either theory in “school”. The theory I was taught was that the tress went into a type of ‘hibernation’ when the angle of the sun dropped photosynthetic production of food below a certain level necessary for the tree to adequately feed itself.

    But then it’s not nearly as sophisticated as the “potty” theory.

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  • Lonescrapper
    Posted on October 25, 2010 at 11:36am

    Each tree should be fined for public indecency and for defecating in public. Then we can discuss what fines should be exacted for illegal disposal of toxic waste.

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    • pcantidote
      Posted on October 25, 2010 at 11:52am

      with higher fines for the taller trees (i.e. the rich trees) who reached their heights at the expense of the smaller trees.

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  • ravinginfidel
    Posted on October 25, 2010 at 11:35am

    Does this mean if your tree is over a toxic waste zone, and heavy metals and toxins are concentrated in the shed leaves. You could over time reduce toxicity in an area by raking and removing leaves. In a heavily toxic area I would think leaf burning could be dangerous where heavy metals were concerned.

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  • pcantidote
    Posted on October 25, 2010 at 11:28am

    I was taught that the leaves change colors because of decreaseing sunlight, not a change in temps.

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  • just the facts
    Posted on October 25, 2010 at 11:18am

    And this guy is a professor??? He teaching our kids this????? He’s a idiot.

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    • meisterschaft
      Posted on October 25, 2010 at 5:36pm

      Well…he is a “professor” in another country…..but you are right our kids might as well be learning this crap here in the US.

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  • usamom
    Posted on October 25, 2010 at 11:17am

    http://www.buzzle.com/articles/why-do-leaves-change-color.html

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  • Okpulot Taha
    Posted on October 25, 2010 at 11:16am

    We use trees to make toilet paper. What do trees use for toilet paper?

    A thought occurs to me. Humans are the only living creatures who use toilet paper. Why? Is this we have devolved to such a state we do not have sense enough to not make a mess of ourselves?

    Okpulot Taha
    Choctaw Nation

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  • Waiting4George
    Posted on October 25, 2010 at 10:56am

    I so stupid. I not know what mean biochemical processes.I so stupid I caint larn scientific terms.Trees go potty. Athiest elitist tax payer funded scientists go home.

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  • LukeAppling
    Posted on October 25, 2010 at 10:48am

    This comment about trees going potty makes as much sense as most of the “scientific” studies revealed in the “climate-gate e-mails fiasco a year ago.The “scientists” are using climate change or Global warming or global cooling or whatever they call it when the facts elude them is not about the environment or the earth it is only about paid grants by government to scientists to continue to delude the public where Al Gore, Bill Clinton, The tides Foundation, George Soros, Chicago Climate Exchange and the many other devious people and companies who are clamoring to get in on the windfall of Cap & Trade and more non-sense. Please wake up and study the facts IT IS A HOAX folks.

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  • kindling
    Posted on October 25, 2010 at 10:37am

    I love it, I tell my teen kids that eggs are just chicken periods and if there is a rooster it is an abortion. I also tell them hay fever is just our bodies reaction to plant sex in our nose and lungs.

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  • heidi586
    Posted on October 25, 2010 at 10:29am

    Interesting theory. Makes sense that a tree would soak up toxins and such and need to shed them. As for “In grade school most of us were taught that changing leaf colors were the result of falling temperatures.” Really, I believe it is due to the amount of sunlight. Here in WI. the leaves begin to change in Aug.

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    • AnOregonian
      Posted on October 25, 2010 at 9:15pm

      Yes, both lowering temperatures and diminishing photo periods perpetuate “fall colors”. I’d have to see core samples to determine if the systemic action of the “toxins” were indeed in the foliage exclusively.

      The theory is kinda poopy itself.

      Closer to the truth would be to suggest if not for plant poop, the bi product of photosynthesis; we would all be dead. Further more, our collective poop, ( CH4: Methane & CO2 ) from both ends respectively, contributes to the health and vigor of plants; and that ain’t no S#^t

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  • adifftake
    Posted on October 25, 2010 at 10:21am

    You had to spend how much money to figure out a living thing eliminates waste? I’ll stick with the sapp is leaving the leaves for the winter to be stored in the roots. What a knucklehead. How much did he pay for his education?

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  • Colonial Revolutionary
    Posted on October 25, 2010 at 10:09am

    And this in news why? Seems like more and more dumb stories being posted here.

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    • adifftake
      Posted on October 25, 2010 at 10:22am

      the tabloid of the net.

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    • Race
      Posted on October 25, 2010 at 10:22am

      Silly season filler. Stories with REAL content would be much appreciated here.

      For instance, this morning I read on Bloomberg that the gov’t is supposedly making money from all those toxic assets they bought up. Now how is it that the gov’t can make money on this junk, but the banks couldn’t? Inquiring minds wanna know……….

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    • Colonial Revolutionary
      Posted on October 25, 2010 at 11:34am

      And I watched a video of a political debate put on by the Women League of Voters. Before the begining of the debate a point of order was raised by a member of the audience as to wether they were going to stand and say the Pledge of Allegiance to the Flag. The moderator started droning on as to why they were not going to say it and the audience all stood up and started to recite it anyway. Now that is a story, but sadly I have not seen much news of it.

      http://www.redstate.com/moe_lane/2010/10/22/the-2010-election-cycle-crystallized

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    • Peraslax
      Posted on October 25, 2010 at 12:04pm

      wow, wasnt anyone actually around when this sight started? It was stated clearly that there are plenty of “Politics only” sites out there so this site was going to cover a whole range of issues, Not just politics. Every time there is a non political story posted, people start slamming the merits of the story being posted here. If you want politics only, go to a different site or go start your own. Quit trying to turn this site into something it isnt.

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  • 5
    Posted on October 25, 2010 at 9:53am

    It’s because Speaker Pelosi Increased National Dept $5 Trillion Since She Vowed,
    ‘No New Deficit Spending’
    The ‘1st’ speaker to the ‘57th’ passed $5 Trillion Dollar mark.
    Nancy “Stretch” Pelosi spent $5 Trillion in 3 years.

    Now instead of your Grandchildren owing your
    Great Great Great Grandchildren owe $41,000 and in 2 years it will be $78,000
    If you want change vote out these bums, in two years do it again, and again.

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  • starman70
    Posted on October 25, 2010 at 9:43am

    ONLY IN BRITIAN! This dude is a cook! I guess he blames it all on global warming. In all of Europe the mantra is: Open mouth, insert foot, win the Nobel Prize.

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    • Deutscher
      Posted on October 25, 2010 at 9:57am

      Why the euro science hate? IF he were to win a Nobel ( and he won’t) it would be a prize in biology. I’m not sure which past winners from Europe in this field of study have even stuck their foot in thier mouth. What are you referring to?

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  • wingedwolf
    Posted on October 25, 2010 at 9:43am

    The leaves change color and fall because they are deciduous. I guess you could say that they have to rd themselves of the old in order to produce the new, but this way of saying it only goes to prove that America is being deliberately dumbed down. Want proof? Reading this book stunned me. It’s free on pdf:
    Please pass this around. It is the best evidence for homeschooling or making our own private schools.
    http://www.deliberatedumbingdown.com/MomsPDFs/DDDoA.sml.pdf

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    • moriarty70
      Posted on October 25, 2010 at 9:59am

      First, he’s British and told this to a British paper, nothing to do with the States there.

      Second, it’s a blut, childish way to put it, but it’s still an interesting side note. If a tree picks up chemicals and minerals that it doesn’t need and in large quanitites, aquired over years, would be harmful, then it would only make sense that there would be a way to get rid of them. Not something I‘d ever considered before but I’m glad somebody did. We know more about the world now then we did before this study and that’s always a good thing.

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    • Deutscher
      Posted on October 25, 2010 at 10:20am

      @moriarty. Agreed. All resparation has byproducts , and organisms must deal with toxins. I would not have thought of this as part of that process.

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  • Alexandra1214
    Posted on October 25, 2010 at 9:42am

    Good one Bob ….

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  • BoilitDown
    Posted on October 25, 2010 at 9:41am

    Does a tree poop in the woods? This is just too easy for potty jokes. I’ll shut up now.

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    • MJ1025
      Posted on October 25, 2010 at 10:04am

      If a tree poops in the woods, and no one sees or smells it, did it really happen?

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    • meisterschaft
      Posted on October 25, 2010 at 5:37pm

      Depends, if your walking in the woods next to the tree that pooped and step in it…..then it happened. :-)

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  • Bob_R_OathKeeper
    Posted on October 25, 2010 at 9:32am

    Is this like when Obama opens his mouth, he goes potty?

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    • Deutscher
      Posted on October 25, 2010 at 9:43am

      I’m not sure why the story is posted here, but that’s a pretty low-brow attempt to link it in I think.

       
    • wingedwolf
      Posted on October 25, 2010 at 9:49am

      Yes, but when this guy goes potty, he does it all over America and Americans. This is just sickening. Very good 25 minute documentary on BQI’s blog! See it, Blaze people and show your friends. It‘s called Breaking Point and it’s on BQI’s front page. http://www.blackquillandink.com You won’t regret it!

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    • Bob_R_OathKeeper
      Posted on October 25, 2010 at 9:55am

      It’s only low-brow to Commies, good luck with that.

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    • Deutscher
      Posted on October 25, 2010 at 10:02am

      Wow. Now name-calling. As an adult I was making the point that this is a science post. I would think there would be some science commentary.

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    • Bob_R_OathKeeper
      Posted on October 25, 2010 at 10:02am

      Deutscher – I bet you don’t find it low-brow to connect Bush to everything that has happened in the last two years though, funny how that works.

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    • Deutscher
      Posted on October 25, 2010 at 10:15am

      I‘m not sure why you think I’m a communist, or that you have some ( false) insight as to what I think. It’s a science story. I know this is a political site and if you had seen previous posts you would have an indication as to my politics. I’m not sure why the story was posted here. I thought it vaguely interesting at best. But was hoping for some comments that were related to the story. Not more of the simple Obama criticism.
      “Obama lies” “I hate Obama” “Obama is liberal/Marxist/…”. Yes yes yes.
      I was just hoping for another conversation here that’s all.
      Sorry if I hurt your feelings.

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    • snowleopard3200
      Posted on October 25, 2010 at 10:15am

      So now the eco-enviormental extremists may have another thing to rant and rave about while dancing in their war paint about the fires of torched SUV’s? Whoopy…

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    • Marcobob69
      Posted on October 25, 2010 at 11:56am

      I‘m surprised it isn’t the result of “Global Warming”, like everything else that happens naturally is deemed to be! What a bunch of bull excrement “Global Warming” is, in my opinion! Just another excuse to “sock it to” the people by the left wing loonies.

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    • Black Phoebe
      Posted on October 25, 2010 at 12:18pm

      No, Obama isn’t that smart. In truth the ‘potty’ comment about trees shows ignorance. Deciduous trees drop their leaves because of cold temperatures. Frozen leaves are a burden to the tree: the tree would have to keep replacing them, and this would weaken the tree. Instead, the leaves are dropped around the tree, which allows decomposition of the leaves into humus, thus recycling resources. In addition, the trees ‘send’ certain substances to the leaves, as well as removing and storing other substances from the leaves. It’s a two way deal. The chemistry of the surrounding soil is altered, readying it for regrowth of the tree leaves in spring. To say that a tree can jettison bad stuff and not have it re-absorbed from the decomposed leaves is just nonsense. They’re teaching this craziness to school kids?

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    • untameable-kate
      Posted on October 25, 2010 at 12:29pm

      Thankyou for the link Wingedwolf, the story above doesn’t say anything really interesting but your link was good.

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    • moonpeace
      Posted on October 25, 2010 at 12:45pm

      Deutscher, believe me, we can’t be thin skinned around here. Don‘t get upset if you’re not reading what you expect to read. These days, especially, everything is going to be tied to Obama. And why not, since he is the cause of so many of our problems, he probably has something to do with the leaves dying too…and I’ll bet Al Gore was in on it too.

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    • godlovinmom
      Posted on October 25, 2010 at 1:38pm

      I think this story is important…only because a so-called man of science said this…any two year old’s mommy could of come up with this one…this is exactly why our Lord said they became so wise they became foolish….

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    • MCGIRV
      Posted on October 25, 2010 at 2:59pm

      Ha ha ha!

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    • meisterschaft
      Posted on October 25, 2010 at 5:34pm

      snowleopard3200:

      Seriously, please stop promoting your personal “artwork”, if you have pertinent info on the articles then that’s fine….otherwise promote your “stuff” elsewhere.

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