Crime

Security Cam Catches Woman Trying to Steal Case of Beer by Shoving It Up Her Dress

Woman Shoplifts Beer Case Beneath Dress

Don’t judge a beer case by its cover.

A surveillance video uploaded to YouTube ten days ago shows a family of three casually shopping at an unknown store, nothing out of the ordinary, until suddenly the apparent mother transforms into sly burglar in the blink of an eye. The vide0 has been viewed 350,000 times, undoubtedly many such views being replays followed by “She couldn’t have!”

As you’ll see in the video, after casually speaking with the older man and the younger girl right at her side, the older woman suddenly looks both ways and then shoves a 24-pack of Guinness under her dress before walking away as if nothing happened.

There is no indication of where the apparent theft took place, or if the woman of seemingly average size was able to walk out of the store unnoticed with the 18-20 pound beer case somehow secured underneath her dress.

After watching this video many may think twice before opening a can of Guinness this New Year’s Eve.

Comments (163)

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  • ddg7
    Posted on December 29, 2011 at 11:07am

    You’re right ladies, size does matter!

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  • conservativestoner
    Posted on December 29, 2011 at 11:06am

    “**** beer,**** are you talking about ?”

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  • Code_red
    Posted on December 29, 2011 at 11:03am

    Government has their eye on her to join the team! She could be the beer Zar for Obummer! You know, for all of those evening socials and vacations we pay for!

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    • pamela kay
      Posted on December 30, 2011 at 3:17am

      CODE_RED, nah, she just need to be interviewed and demand that the price if beer be lowered so she wouldn’t have to committ a crime to have it. Those greedy beer companies.

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  • LukeAppling
    Posted on December 29, 2011 at 10:55am

    If you practice anything often enough you can become very good at it. This woman has had a lot of practice I wonder if she is legal or on some Ted Kenndy visa?

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    • Darla_K
      Posted on December 29, 2011 at 11:15am

      Maybe she had some kind of hook device and she hooks the case of beer. She was good and this isn’t the first time she has done this.

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    • dealer@678
      Posted on December 29, 2011 at 11:34am

      With ONLY one kid she’s not a mexican

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    • robh
      Posted on December 30, 2011 at 5:43am

      I’m sure it was her first time.

      Look at how deftly, with the precision of a skilled surgeon or fighter pilot, she applies her “skills”.

      I believe it took hundreds of hours of physical training to be able to manage that feat.

      Wouldn’t want to apply a handful of those hours getting an education, then a job, however.

      Teaching her dutiful daughter how to do it right.

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    • wildvortex
      Posted on December 30, 2011 at 8:06pm

      Wonder if she ever punctured a beer can with her hook? It could sound like a fake orgasm when muffled under her skirt.

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  • Detroit paperboy
    Posted on December 29, 2011 at 10:54am

    Now that is some skunk beer…. Yuk

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    • MN NICE
      Posted on December 29, 2011 at 11:49am

      Probably goes well with the “cheese” she’s hiding up there…

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  • enough_liberal_BS
    Posted on December 29, 2011 at 10:47am

    Big deal. Moochele Obama has kegs in her butt cheeks.

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    • Old_Bones
      Posted on December 29, 2011 at 1:18pm

      I assume you mean she could implode kegs atwizt her butt cleavage,no?

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  • Voteman
    Posted on December 29, 2011 at 10:46am

    Maybe she has a midget under her dress?

    Sorry maybe a height challenged individual under her dress…..

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  • Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
    Posted on December 29, 2011 at 10:41am

    Cluelessness and brainlessness knows no bounds.

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  • NC
    Posted on December 29, 2011 at 10:39am

    More Blaze typos….it’s getting to be a regular occurrence.

    She was not TRYING to steal a case of beer, she SUCCESSFULLY stole the case of beer.

    Am I missing something?

    NC

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    • John1863
      Posted on December 29, 2011 at 11:05am

      If you don’t have anything better to do than be the grammer police then go somewhere else. People who feel the need to constantly correct others are usually trying to make up for their own short comings. Please just go away to the Huffington Posts or MSNBC where you belong.

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    • Gonzo
      Posted on December 29, 2011 at 11:22am

      Hey NC, At least they haven’t used “EPIC” in a headline today…yet.

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    • OutOfTheAether
      Posted on December 29, 2011 at 2:12pm

      Please take note at the last of the article where it states: ” if the woman of seemingly average size was able to walk out of the store unnoticed with the 18-20 pound beer case somehow secured underneath her dress.” In other words, success of the theft is UNKNOWN!! Hence the word TRYING!!

      sheesh, talk about OCD!

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    • wildvortex
      Posted on December 30, 2011 at 8:34pm

      May we have a discussion about the combined application of the principles of subsidiarity and solidarity?

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  • JTMailman
    Posted on December 29, 2011 at 10:30am

    It’s in Britain (notice the date format and the beer brand) and they look gypsy and – as one message suggested – they are probably pros with body devices used to support the stuff.

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    • PPMStudios
      Posted on December 29, 2011 at 11:28am

      Actually, she looks Indian..

      But, if she’s able to hold or make disappear a full case of beer, what other ‘magic’ tricks can she perform with that thing?

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    • Bloody Sam
      Posted on December 29, 2011 at 2:49pm

      They are clearly Indian. Note the man’s face and complexion.

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    • malnadman
      Posted on December 30, 2011 at 12:13am

      Clothing seems to be of a Sri Lankan!

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  • kafdmd
    Posted on December 29, 2011 at 10:19am

    Looks like she licks her hand and then wipes herself. Probably a suction cup under her *#$@#$$$…..

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  • 4X4in
    Posted on December 29, 2011 at 10:17am

    I caught shoplifters for years, this is nothin, but for the speed she is a pro!

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  • commonsenseguy
    Posted on December 29, 2011 at 10:12am

    she’s good, but wait until you see a woman put a 40 pound ham under her dress and walk out, i saw that last year at a store in bryan texas, man,that is just nasty.what is amazing,her and the ham hocker should join forces,they could have a party for free.

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  • kickagrandma
    Posted on December 29, 2011 at 10:02am

    Oh, wait! Maybe we could send her to Congress or the wh????? Maybe they would all disappear????

    HAPPY THOUGHT!

    Somebody find her, quick!

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  • kickagrandma
    Posted on December 29, 2011 at 10:01am

    She had to have had a sling of some sort……

    DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN, help us, please.

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    • Bill Rowland
      Posted on December 29, 2011 at 3:52pm

      They caught a large group of black women in my home town a few years ago. They had leather harnesses under their long dresses and were stealing electronics(radios, portable TVs), kitchen appliances ( toasters, crock pots, etc).
      They were an organized outfit and traveled the country, never staying in one location for long. On weekends they stopped at flea markets and sold merchandise.

      OMG

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    • chips1
      Posted on December 29, 2011 at 8:18pm

      KICK:
      If it wasn’t in a sling when she went in, I‘ll bet it’s in a sling now.

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  • MONICNE
    Posted on December 29, 2011 at 9:53am

    That is a real entrepreneur for you! The preparation and ingenuity offset the dishonesty. This is similar to Congressmen using special tricks to get rich. You have to admire their pluck and risk taking! Ayn Rand would approve…

    TEA

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    • scuba13
      Posted on December 29, 2011 at 10:38am

      Monicne, would you please explain to your mother that there are security cameras everywhere and be careful when she steals stuff.

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  • Outlaw_Josey_Wales
    Posted on December 29, 2011 at 9:51am

    Long neck bottles?

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    • biohazard23
      Posted on December 29, 2011 at 10:19am

      Ewwww……… LMAO!!!

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    • Tronix
      Posted on December 29, 2011 at 8:22pm

      I don’t know, but Mrs. Copperfield seems to use her chewed gum to stick the pack down there….

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  • I.Gaspar
    Posted on December 29, 2011 at 9:48am

    If that woman could hide a case of Guiness….I’m guessing the first lady could manage a keg under her sun dress….

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  • kentuckypatriot
    Posted on December 29, 2011 at 9:47am

    Dang! Where did she put it? Can’t even tell. And to do it in front of a child… shame shame shame

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    • GardenoftheGods
      Posted on December 29, 2011 at 2:47pm

      I was thinking the same exact thing! Where’d it go; and why, why, WHY in front of a child? What an example of what NOT to be!

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  • Gonzo
    Posted on December 29, 2011 at 9:47am

    I guess she’s going to try and drink the dot off her head.

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  • KingCanon
    Posted on December 29, 2011 at 9:45am

    Another reason to ban non-cultural US attire. But don’t look for that to happen! It would be offensive to a select few. Jeez… What could others be hiding up under those sheet wrapped bods?

    I know this was an Annie Oakley type skirt, but this one has hooks or shelves or a magnet or something!

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  • welloddyfriggindah
    Posted on December 29, 2011 at 9:43am

    Now that there‘s funny I don’t care who y’are!

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  • MOLLYPITCHER
    Posted on December 29, 2011 at 9:37am

    She must have had a lot of practice at that sort of thing to be able to walk normally like that.

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  • Zoe
    Posted on December 29, 2011 at 9:35am

    Caught stealing again AKA Janes Addiction

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    • biohazard23
      Posted on December 29, 2011 at 10:21am

      Been caught stealing
      once when I was 5…
      I enjoy stealing.
      It’s just as simple as that.
      Well, it’s just a simple fact.
      When I want something, and
      I don’t want to pay for it.

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  • Ironeagle
    Posted on December 29, 2011 at 9:34am

    Wow, strong pair of legs…wouldn’t want to get into a tangle with her.

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    • drago
      Posted on December 29, 2011 at 10:27am

      @Ironeagle
      That wasnt her legs that were holding it……….

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    • TrueAmerican66
      Posted on December 29, 2011 at 10:55am

      Daaaamn! =)

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    • Welcome Black Carter
      Posted on December 29, 2011 at 12:13pm

      Real class how she spits on her hand and spreads it on the inside of her legs… children are never too young to learn…

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