Crime

See the Viral Video of a Man Reclaiming His Stolen Bike

SEATTLE (AP) — Jake Gillum loves his bike. So when it got stolen in Portland, Ore., while he was on a date, he was determined to get it back.

The quest seemed hopeless, but a week of poring over online postings for his 2009 carbon fiber Fuji paid off when he spotted the road bike offered for sale in Seattle. That sparked an elaborate interstate sting operation last weekend in which Gillum not only got his bicycle back but used it to chase down the suspect before police arrested him.

Gillum documented it all on YouTube under the username Simon Jackson. (WARNING! Adult language)

“This is why you don’t steal from bicyclists!” Gillum shouts as he trails the suspect while recording with his phone. “Because we care about our rides! Because I will go 160 miles to get my $2,500 bike back! You are going to jail!”

In an interview Thursday, the 28-year-old added: “Best feeling in the world, seeing that guy get locked in the police car.”

The success of the sting heartened bicyclists around the world as the video spread. Such stings are far from unheard of – there have been at least four in Seattle alone recently, two involving the same suspect – but they don’t typically wind up on video that goes viral.

In May, Dave O’Hern got one of his two stolen bikes back when its new owner took it to a repair shop that recognized a crack in the frame. The new owner, University of Washington law student Noel Merfeld, helped O’Hern set up a sting to catch the guy Merfeld bought it from. Police showed up and arrested a man who had been arrested in a similar bust two months earlier.

Also in Seattle, Matt Goyer retrieved his stolen bicycle last month after seeing it on Craigslist. The seller let him take it for a test spin – and Goyer never looked back.

“People have a right to reclaim their stolen property. It belongs to them,” said Seattle police spokesman Sean Whitcomb. “Obviously, the first and best method to do that is through the police.”

Gillum’s ordeal began Aug. 3 in Portland when he realized his bike was missing and filed a police report. He has no car and uses it to travel to odd jobs and yard work around town, as well as for exercise. Over the next week, he checked online obsessively and on Aug. 9 saw it advertised in Seattle.

“I flipped out – just started jumping in the air and yelling,” Gillum said. “Immediately I thought, `I have to go up there and get it, no matter what.’”

He talked it over with friends, as well as his dad, who gave him some sage advice: Don’t be an idiot. Don’t beat up the guy.

A plot began to take shape.

Gillum and two friends, Chris Williams and Williams’ younger brother, Shannon Hardie, created the online persona Simon Jackson with a fake email account. They also used a cellphone app to call the seller and make it appear they were calling from Seattle. When the seller sent photos of the bike, Gillum became even more certain it was his.

The trio drove north and met the seller outside a grocery store. The others called police as Gillum started chatting with the seller, later identified as Craig Eric Ackerman, also of Portland.

Gillum said that about 40 minutes later, police still hadn’t arrived and the seller seemed to be getting nervous, so Gillum agreed to buy it and said he needed to walk inside a nearby bank. A teller told him she would call security, and Gillum walked back outside and began filming.

“Here’s the deal. I live in Portland, and you stole my bicycle,” Gillum says.

“All right,” the nervous seller replies. “I don’t know what you want me to say.”

“I would like you to apologize.”

“For what?”

“For stealing my bicycle.”

The seller insisted he lives in Seattle and bought the bicycle off Craigslist, though he acknowledged knowing it was stolen. When Gillum says police are on the way, Ackerman runs away, so Gillum hops on his newly recovered bike, starts chasing and repeats: “He cannot get away from me!”

Police arrived and arrested Ackerman for investigation of possessing and trafficking in stolen property. He has not been charged, and his lawyer, Holli Giffin, declined to comment because of the pending investigation, except to say, “We have a lot of concerns about the way things have been portrayed.”

Whitcomb, the police spokesman, cautioned people against using stings without being absolutely sure they’re right, which can be difficult using a picture on an Internet message board.

“Personal injury is not worth your bike,” he said.

Comments (145)

  • CPLGEORGE
    Posted on August 17, 2012 at 2:26am

    Why when I click on a reply in the BLAZE do I get a pop up screen, when my pop ups are blocked? Very annoying, may have to stop reading this stuff.

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    • lukerw
      Posted on August 17, 2012 at 3:37am

      Try changing your Internet Options!

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      Posted on August 17, 2012 at 5:10am

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    • Rob
      Posted on August 17, 2012 at 5:42am

      Yeah, it is annonyinng to get so many pop ups and ads on this site.

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    • Kevin The Elder
      Posted on August 17, 2012 at 5:52am

      Stuff like this has been going on for 4-5 days, but not just the Blaze. Three days ago I had the identicle problem here as you’re now having. I also had minor problems with Drudge and others. Called my provider who pointed out that others were having a problem with msn and yahoo. Yesterday, I was on a site where I could click on a hyperlink that would sometimes direct me that what I was looking for wasn’t there. Click again (sometimes a few times) and suddenly what I was looking for came up. It’s happened to me on a second computer also, so I think it’s either the internet itself has a problem or my provider, which is FIOS. If you don’t have the latter, I would almost bet it’s the former. Hope that helps.

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    • MachIV
      Posted on August 17, 2012 at 6:05am

      All these websites have this problem. The biggest issue I have with the Blaze is this comment section is royally screwed up. The sort function has NEVER worked properly and the spacing on comments is so wide you can’t get your bearings of who replied to what. It’s just a train wreck and I wish Glenn would fix it. I can’t even find my own posts often times.

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    • LIBSALWAYSLIE
      Posted on August 17, 2012 at 7:31am

      Good that the guy got his bike back, and the dirtbag got caught. I could do without yelling F Bombs on the street, that is low class and there’s no excuse for it.

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    • itsmyfirstday
      Posted on August 17, 2012 at 8:07am

      The Blaze always has one pop up…if you are getting more than one run a CCleaner it’s free and works great.

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    • martyinhagerstown
      Posted on August 17, 2012 at 9:11am

      I’ve never seen a pop up on TheBlaze. Spend 20 minutes and get firefox and tweak the settings….

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    • Walkabout
      Posted on August 17, 2012 at 10:29am

      MachIV

      It is hard. I use “Edit – find” on my browser & enter my username. I also click on my name to view the last 10 comments to navigate there.

      I am thinking of signing up for intense debate. I have seen some posters at Frontpage use it.

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    • drattastic
      Posted on August 17, 2012 at 10:51am

      Where is the cops I want my 9 minutes back.

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    • GIDEON612
      Posted on August 17, 2012 at 11:16am

      Firefox w/adblocker+ to stop pop-ups.

      Good to see he got his bike back without doing what most would do. That is commit and assault while doing it.
      He could have used a little more tact in his language though.

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    • muffythetuffy
      Posted on August 17, 2012 at 11:17am

      BIKES SHOULD BE REGISTERED LIKE MOTORCYCLES

      Today, bikes cost a lot of money and can cause injury like other vehicles. Bikes should be registered and be required to post a plate like cars. No one can then claim they found the bike. I am sure the small cost of registration with the reduction of theft would be worth it. If that thief had been injured why trying to escape the bike owner would face serious charges and could be sued. If the bike was his he should have called the police and let them handle it.

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    • cardhuu
      Posted on August 17, 2012 at 11:34am

      Google Chrome pop up block I get no pop up’s at all even on you tube video and any video on here or on any website.

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      Posted on August 17, 2012 at 11:55am

      I just get the first “ZEDO.” popup and that’s it. X it and I don’t see any more.

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    • zman173rd
      Posted on August 17, 2012 at 11:58am

      @ muffythetuffy BIKES SHOULD BE REGISTERED LIKE MOTORCYCLES” when I was a kid we had to take our bikest o the firestation and we’d register and get a tiny Colorado license plate that they would attach with a metal seal. What happened to that?

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    • TAXEVERYONE
      Posted on August 17, 2012 at 12:15pm

      Enough about pop ups. What is wrong with you people?

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    • chips1
      Posted on August 17, 2012 at 12:25pm

      I hope all of you people are making us older people mad. I finally moved on from 8-track tapes and now I read about suggestions to avoid pop ups. Push this button, go here, go there,do this, do that!!! My IQ keeps getting lower and lower. I don’t have many friends left to talk to. Getting old as the pits.

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    • LogCabinRepublican
      Posted on August 17, 2012 at 12:28pm

      I never get pop ups but then again I’m using Safari.

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    • chips1
      Posted on August 17, 2012 at 12:44pm

      Your post proves my point. In the 50′s, pop ups meant something entirely different.

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    • Anonymous T. Irrelevant
      Posted on August 17, 2012 at 12:48pm

      Ok, I like that the thief got stung, but did this guy have no insurance? The story doesn’t mention his age, but he looks to be almost 30, if not older and he doesn’t have a job. He does odd jobs and yard work around town, yet he can afford to take a trip from Portland to Seattle to get his bike? I’m just wondering if he is one of those Occupy guys.
      Like I said, I am glad he got his bike back, because I HATE thieves and liars (might partially explain my hate for Obama), but this guy seems a little obsessive about the bike. I assume that he still lives with his parents. Dude, it’s time you grew up and got a girlfriend to spend your time with, instead of the bik, and get a job, pay your taxes, and quit sponging off of your parents and tax-payers.

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    • RepubliCorp
      Posted on August 17, 2012 at 1:06pm

      Why is this site the slowest to load on the whole internet?

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    • Amarilloan
      Posted on August 17, 2012 at 1:23pm

      Go into internet settings from the control panel and turn your pop-up blocker on full. That is what worked for me. However, I now have to click on accept pop-up when I’m trying to see my banking information. It’s worth it. Those Blaze Pimsleur pop-ups were loading up my computer.

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    • Amarilloan
      Posted on August 17, 2012 at 1:29pm

      Let me see if I’ve got this straight, Anonymus. We should never try to right wrongs ourselves. The police will pursue all complaints. It’s better for our insurance to pay for the stolen goods (and raise our rates) than find the thieves. Is that right?

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    • jzs
      Posted on August 17, 2012 at 1:48pm

      You know what is really sad? A lot of people ride bikes in Japan to work or to go shopping. Also at the last stop on a particular subway, there a place outside with bike racks where people keep their bikes, so they can hop on them and ride the remaining distance to work.

      You know what? Nobody – nobody – locks up their bike. Why? Because in Japan people don’t steal bikes. I wonder why that is?

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    • Tickbanker
      Posted on August 17, 2012 at 2:33pm

      Dont think I would do this unless I lived in a state where I could protect myself legally, like Florida. There is nothing to stop someone from pulling a gun out and blowing this guys head off.

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    • The-Monk
      Posted on August 17, 2012 at 5:14pm

      Japan; Bicycle Theft and Registration

      “Bicycle theft is not uncommon. Especially the scenario of being stranded at a railway station without continuing bus connection or someone to drive you home, creates occasional thieves. In order to fight bicycle theft, every bicycle in Japan is supposed to be registered with the police against a small one-time fee.”

      http://www.japan-guide.com/e/e2210.html

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    • fergiedurgish
      Posted on August 17, 2012 at 8:37pm

      Get the free app Adblocker at adblocker.com. Its really awesome, no ads, no popups . . . I love it and no I did not create it nor am I a shill for the designer . . .

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    • fergiedurgish
      Posted on August 17, 2012 at 8:38pm

      ghostry won’t block popups or ads, it just keeps those annoying research sites from recording where you go on the internet.

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    • tigwelder56
      Posted on August 17, 2012 at 8:47pm

      Hey George it does the same annoying damn thing to me! Changing options, and switching **** up doesn’t work to stop it either. I’m with you, the Blaze should stop it because it’s just a pain in the azz!

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    • jujubeebee
      Posted on August 18, 2012 at 6:46am

      I get one popup every time on this website………….the zedo advertisement. Yes, it is annoying. Is there a way to block that forever?

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  • LameLiberals
    Posted on August 17, 2012 at 2:14am

    The police still hadn’t shown up after 40 minutes

    ____
    Doughnut break or busy tasering an unarmed homeless man or handcuffed woman or snoozing in their squad car.

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    • lukerw
      Posted on August 17, 2012 at 3:39am

      CALLING ALL CARS: Bike being Held against it’s Will :) Seriously?

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    • TexasHunter
      Posted on August 17, 2012 at 8:28am

      LUKE LMAO :) I hope Friday goes as smooth as this persistent owner. If only half the people in the world cared about politics as much as this bike. The world would be a Greener place……. cough

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    • lowerclassrepublican
      Posted on August 17, 2012 at 10:34am

      A guy stole a $1400 RC helicopter from our store, we got one of them and locked him in the store. He was much larger than us, but was out of breath from running. The police took a hour and a half to get there after four phone calls. The excuse was they thought it was a $20 model.

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    • RightThinking1
      Posted on August 17, 2012 at 11:39am

      When seconds count, the police are only minutes away.

      So far as the police comment about a bicycle not being worth personal injury, okay, what IS worth personal injury. Your car? Your house? Your reputation? Your wife? Thievery is thievery.
      From the Kite Runner:
      “There is only one sin, only one. And that is theft. Every other sin is a variation of theft… When you kill a man, you steal a life. You steal his wife’s right to a husband, rob his children of a father. When you tell a lie, you steal someone’s right to the truth. When you cheat, you steal the right to fairness.”

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    • Free2speakRN
      Posted on August 17, 2012 at 12:12pm

      RightThinking1

      Very good. The same goes for all the 10 Commandments. Scratch a liar, find a thief. Murdering the truth. Stealing the truth with a lie. Etc. Some are harder to see, but can be found. If only we all applied what you said to everything, this world would be heaven on earth. Again, thanks for bringing that up.

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    • sldjulius
      Posted on August 17, 2012 at 1:00pm

      That’s an interesting quote, but inaccurate. Pride, or rebellion, is the root of all sins. In the words of Satan when he fell, “Non serviam.“ ”I will not serve.” We do not sin against our neighbor, but against God alone. However, we can sin against God BY harming out neighbor in some way. Almost all offenses against our neighbor are some form of injustice, that is denying someone what is their due. That can be interpreted as theft, and the root cause of crimes against our neighbor. It is not, however, the root of sin itself.

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    • Free2speakRN
      Posted on August 17, 2012 at 2:08pm

      sldjulius

      True. But the sin of pride can be easily seen in breaking the First Commandment. In a word, where there is sin, there is all sin. But, that is not to say that ‘grave’ sin, doesn’t exist. Your’s is another good comment. I would say, Whatever keeps us in His Grace, is a good thing.

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  • SunTzuYou
    Posted on August 17, 2012 at 1:28am

    If you know Portland, hell hath no fury like a cyclist scorned.
    (I hate thieves too! All kinds)

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    • midwesthippie
      Posted on August 17, 2012 at 2:16am

      …police spokesman: “the best way is thru the police”…huh?…der…what?…the WORST way to get something back that is yours is thru the police…

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  • PedalGirl
    Posted on August 17, 2012 at 1:23am

    When my bike was stolen, I looked high and low for it. Still catch myself looking closely at any yellow bike I may pass while driving. Glad this guy got his back… pretty gutsy move I must say!

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    • YellowFin
      Posted on August 17, 2012 at 12:02pm

      Well, Jake Gillum loves his bike. So when it got stolen in Portland, Ore., while he was on a date,,,,

      I bet his girlfriend appreciated that quality date. :-)

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    • darkknight91
      Posted on August 17, 2012 at 2:33pm

      Both of those guys are weenies. “I want you to apologize for stealing my bike”. WTF?

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  • CulperGang
    Posted on August 17, 2012 at 1:22am

    we don’t need police depts., we need proactive citizens. concealed/carry martial arts certified proactive citizens is a hell of a lot cheaper than PD, who can turn on the citizen on the dime for a douche bag politician writing tyranical laws that DisEmpowers the citizentry.
    PD don’t serve the citizens in 2012. They serve politicians and enforce tryanny. So why are we paying for them??? to come after the fact, take a report? Or get in riot gears to bash out faces in for marching for the CONSTITUTION be upheld by the criminals in office. Marching to end the Federal Reserve the Bonnie/Clyde gang of the 21st century. Only the role is reverse. They steal from you to give to private bankers who live so large……..they could feed the whole world on a fraction of what they spend in a day. You don’t like it??? to bad they will get your taxpaid for cops to bash your face in.

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    • tajloc
      Posted on August 17, 2012 at 10:14am

      I agree. We often turn to authorities. 100 years ago it was sneaky and subversive to keep your gun in your pocket (concealed carry). A citizen carried openly. I am not saying there is no role for PD but lets be responsible.

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    • Walkabout
      Posted on August 17, 2012 at 10:33am

      Jsitice System
      Police response time average: 23 minutes
      Case Closure rate: ?? (homocide, rape , assault theft)
      False Conviction rate: ?? (probably low but politics/pressure still seems to enter into it. but less it seems)
      Time to convict: Too long

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    • integrican
      Posted on August 17, 2012 at 11:14am

      Hee hee hee,

      Police response time 23:00 minutes????

      Sig Sauer P-226 Navy response time 1500 feet per second

      Duh???? (c;

      ….and yes, here in Utah, lethal force can be used to protect one’s self, another and PROPERTY! ….and bicycle thefts are way down. Like the officer said, “It’s not worth bodily injury over a bicycle.”

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  • JUSTANOTHEROPINION
    Posted on August 17, 2012 at 12:51am

    Way to go!! We pay the Police to give us lip service and that’s about it in most cases. Here’s proof that if you want it done do it yourself.

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  • TheRiflemanNextDoor
    Posted on August 17, 2012 at 12:49am

    arghhhh…my bike…my bike….like Pee Wee Herman….

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    • Ballot_Box_Revolution
      Posted on August 17, 2012 at 1:19am

      bicyclists are really annoying….almost killed two of them within seconds of each other the other day….I say to you cyclists who think you are big enough to ride in the road, like the motorized vehicles, you should at least follow the traffic laws that everyone else on the road have to follow…when you ride up along the side of cars stopped at a traffic light you should watch those cars making a right turn, or you will die…..i didn’t see him riding up the side and went to make my turn because the light had just turned green…and then the one following him almost ran into the side of me…….if you want to be in the traffic follow the traffic laws…but you are still annoying….try keeping up with the speed limits too……lol

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    • Cranky
      Posted on August 17, 2012 at 6:43am

      Hey Ballot Box,
      Yes, you are right. Just like some MOTORISTS some cyclists don’t follow all the traffic laws all the time. But you sound like one of those idiots who doesn’t know what that little lever on the left side of your steering column is for. USE YOUR TURN SIGNAL so the cyclist can see that you’re about to make a right turn.

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    • PinTwister
      Posted on August 17, 2012 at 8:16am

      Hey Ballot Box …. You need to go back to “Driver Training” and learn how to drive if you fail to “Look” before you turn. Idiot.

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    • Msgt Ret
      Posted on August 17, 2012 at 8:29am

      If the cyclist didn’t ride up on the right side of the vehicle the turn signal would not have been an issue to the traffic behind the vehicle stopped at a light or sign!

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    • rabblechat
      Posted on August 17, 2012 at 9:26am

      @ballot I agree cyclist need to follow the traffic laws; but as a driver you are responsible for making sure your lane is clear before you turn. Cyclist have just as much right to the roads as any other vehicle. Would you justify running over motorcyclist simply because they are smaller than you?
      Would it be excusable for an 18 wheeler to run you over because they didn’t see your “little” car/truck?
      I commute by bike about 3,000 miles a year and I have yet to see a fellow cyclist operating their vehicle in traffic while text messaging or stuffing their face with a Mcmuffin. Unfortunately, I see a distracted driver behind the wheel of about 3 out of every 5 vehicles on the road.
      Lastly no one is required to drive at the speed limit; in fact you are required to stay below the speed limit. If a car, scooter, horse buggy, tractor or bicycle is going too slow for you then you can go around them, the slower vehicle is not required to speed up to suit you.
      You do not own the road!

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    • Cranky
      Posted on August 17, 2012 at 10:01am

      One of the biggest gripes I hear from motorists is that we should only ride on the “trails”. The “trails” are for walkers, runners, and folks riding comfort type bikes. We can average 16 – 21 miles per hour over a 25 to 35 mile ride. That includes speeds well above 30 by groups comprising anywhere from 2 to 20 riders. We can’t ride that way on the “trails”. They’re too narrow, too.
      Another complaint, and I say this even though I don’t ride in urban areas, is that cyclists should stay on the sidewalk. First of all, it’s against the law here in Kentucky. And, one of the most dangerous things about riding on the sidewalk is that motorists don’t see you. You both arrive at an intersection, the cyclists is going straight and the motorist decides to turn right. Not good. I’ve almost his UK students riding that way. I just shake my head and stay alert.
      Part of our responsibility as cyclists, too , is being good citizens by obeying the law and doing what is reasonable AND SAFE to help motorists get around us.

      I also noticed another post on hear refering to “those liberals” on bikes. Probably so in CA, OR, WA states and much of Colorado. Hear in central Kentucky most “roadies” are conservatives. We can always spot a liberal that the bike start location. The body on their old beater is held together by all the lefty bumper stickers. LOL

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    • Cranky
      Posted on August 17, 2012 at 10:09am

      Yes, hear should be spelled here. LOL!! at me

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  • capitalismrocks
    Posted on August 17, 2012 at 12:49am

    Good for this guy! Nice bust!!!

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  • Snidely
    Posted on August 17, 2012 at 12:04am

    As much as I dislike bicyclists, I hate thieves more. Good job!

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  • Caballosinnombre
    Posted on August 17, 2012 at 12:04am

    I had my bike stolen from Portland once back in the 90′s. Never saw it again. Glad the guy got busted.

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  • vet399
    Posted on August 17, 2012 at 12:00am

    Perhaps if your language was not so vile I might care. It is not just bicyclists property that is important, it is all personal property.

    A for effort though. I wish I had that much energy when someone stole my car (cost more than a bike).

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    • db321
      Posted on August 17, 2012 at 12:18am

      Good Job catching a thief – he should try to still his girl friend while the bike thief is in jail.

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    • Msgt Ret
      Posted on August 17, 2012 at 8:33am

      She is probably a skank

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    • chips1
      Posted on August 17, 2012 at 12:42pm

      MSGT:
      You don’t date much, do you?

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  • salvawhoray
    Posted on August 16, 2012 at 11:59pm

    his answers were not good enough in my opinion.
    I have video and my Ser# of my bike.

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  • RoyCanyon
    Posted on August 16, 2012 at 11:47pm

    should have tazered is a**

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  • LogiStyx
    Posted on August 16, 2012 at 11:42pm

    Love this story – had my bike stolen when I was 15, it was brand new, saw the ******* riding away on it and could not catch him. This made my day. Way to go – death to bike thieves.

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  • purecolorartist
    Posted on August 16, 2012 at 11:33pm

    Did he get charged as the actual thief that stole the bike in Portland? (or just receiving stolen goods – from the actual thief)? I’m not clear, is he the original crook?

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    • Wdawg
      Posted on August 16, 2012 at 11:47pm

      They have not officially said that, but he lived close to where the bike was stolen from.

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  • FatManChew
    Posted on August 16, 2012 at 11:30pm

    Bicyclist are so annoying on and off the bike. They want to be treated like pedestrians while they’re on the road then cut you off when they want to. We should have the government ban these idiots from being on the road.

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    • Kenszen
      Posted on August 16, 2012 at 11:47pm

      What does this have to do with the story? And besides, what you describe only involves a small percentage of cyclists that make the rest look bad. Most are responsible and courteous cyclists. Yes, I‘ve seen the type you are talking about and I can’t stand them. But your post has nothing to do with the story.

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    • Wdawg
      Posted on August 16, 2012 at 11:48pm

      Why? Bicycle pay for those roads too!

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    • Jezreel
      Posted on August 16, 2012 at 11:58pm

      You are correct. I think that they are leftie liberals who think that they own the road. They like to block traffic, don’t stay to the left far enough either. A couple months ago, they had a person following with them in a car and I had been following them slowly because it was only a two lane road and I could not get around. When we finally got to the corner, the car stopped and they stopped and continued to talk and block traffic even when I gave a short beep to please pull over to the side. They refused to move. I laid on my horn full blast and continued to blare my horn. They finally moved the stupid idiots.

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    • KyleD
      Posted on August 17, 2012 at 3:47am

      @Kenszen

      It’s not a small percentage. Most people on bikes want it both ways: to be treated as both a pedestrian and as a car when they feel the need for either one. Sure, not all of them, there are bikers who actually know what they are doing but the majority of them don’t. The other day I almost got hit by a biker going the wrong direction in a bike lane…idiot.

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    • Msgt Ret
      Posted on August 17, 2012 at 8:54am

      Wdawg, bikes have license plates and use gasoline? Thats what pays for “most” (not all) of the roads!

      On another note I believe they should have a plate if they use the roads as well as lights, brake lights, horns, turn signals, and a slow moving vehicle triangle!

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  • Parnell3rd
    Posted on August 16, 2012 at 11:14pm

    “You did not steal that bike, the gov’t stole it for you” barrack husseine obama.
    “You did not recover your stolen bike, the gov’t helped you recover your bike” barrack insane obama

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  • smnle77
    Posted on August 16, 2012 at 11:02pm

    Pee Wee would be proud…another great adventure!!!

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  • FaithfulFriend
    Posted on August 16, 2012 at 10:50pm

    The only reason he’s up at 6:30am.

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  • Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
    Posted on August 16, 2012 at 10:49pm

    Reminds of something that happened to me. See, I voted for Reagan a long time ago, and really thought the Repub. were all like Reagan. Then along came G H W Bush, I was violated, then Clinton won, and in 96, they nominated Bob Dole, I was violated again. Then we get G W Bush, the first 4 years, I felt OK with him, but then after 2004, again, I was violated. Then along came McCain, this time they didn’t even kiss my first. In 2010, I helped set up a sting, with this group called the Tea Party, we kind of messed up the Rinos, didn’t quite get them all, but some of them. Now, with Ryan, I think I am getting some of my dignity back and respect for the Repubs. But Rinos beware, I will not pick the soap up anymore, come on, fool me once, shame on you, fool me 5 times, my butt is sore.

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    • NancyBee
      Posted on August 16, 2012 at 11:03pm

      lol…Are you on the right story??

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    • forthepeople
      Posted on August 16, 2012 at 11:13pm

      Do not stop now , these weeds have long roots ( money & power ) and will take some time to remove.
      Bravo

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    • Mikev5
      Posted on August 16, 2012 at 11:20pm

      Like cockroaches you need to keep spraying or they come back

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    • joyceram
      Posted on August 16, 2012 at 11:23pm

      Tanagra, your name is one of my all time favorite Star Trek episodes. GREAT name. Your posts always inspire me.

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    • chazmo
      Posted on August 17, 2012 at 12:46am

      @nancy he may not be on the right story but, that was awesome just the same… :)

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    • DMENTED
      Posted on August 17, 2012 at 1:20am

      guud chob darmock @ 2 st0p deze publick 4NIK8Rz

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    • CulperGang
      Posted on August 17, 2012 at 1:34am

      “With arms open wide” Rock, ON Rock on. Sad to say Ryan is a RINO too.

      We have got to get this through our thick heads. The Reps are the flip side of the Dems. Same coin. BOTH owned and operated by the Bilderbergers Corporate/Bankers. Politicians around the world work for them NOT FOR the People of the nation.
      Will ALL of the UNCONSTITUTIONAL EOs of Obama be repealed?? with Romney/Ryan NO.
      Will the criminals of the FEDRES be jailed NO. Will the IRS be eliminated NO. Will Obama care be repealed NO. Will they continue illegal dismantling the Middle East(the ME refuses to bow to the Bankers) hence the dismantling WITH the help of the Taliban who worked with and for the C(A all along, who works for? yup…the Bankers. IN FACT THE C9A….was founded by the NWO crowd….to gather intelligence for them…..never had anything to do with US security. EVER. We have been sold a lie since WWII. Now the big lie is that Muslims are big boogie men. ALL 19 worked for guess who??? ALL are alive and well.

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  • stotlaat
    Posted on August 16, 2012 at 10:47pm

    : ) Thievery is dirtbaggery. It hurts people and it’s satisfying to see someone who stoops that low have to face up to their rotton behavior

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    • SCREW-WINDOWS
      Posted on August 17, 2012 at 2:30am

      If only the insurance companies could sue Police for non recovered stolen property.

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  • Captain Crunch
    Posted on August 16, 2012 at 10:46pm

    “Personal injury is not worth your bike,”

    All depends on who is being injured.

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    • forthepeople
      Posted on August 16, 2012 at 11:14pm

      and the thief’s know that and the courts are too lenient .

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  • Mikev5
    Posted on August 16, 2012 at 10:42pm

    I loved it I did something different saw my stolen bike across the street at the store ran over and stole it back then sat on my porch and watched his @ss get angry that his pilfered bike was stolen from him ha ha ha

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    • TulsaYeeHaw
      Posted on August 16, 2012 at 10:54pm

      I remember a kid that got his bike stolen by an older a-hole. So he went and stole that guy’s car. Then lit it on fire…..Love revenge….

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    • Mikev5
      Posted on August 16, 2012 at 11:12pm

      TulsaYeeHaw

      Here is a fun one when I was a restaurant cook we had this loud mouthed pain in the @ss waiter that always wanted free food well one day he was being a big jerk so I set him up I took a left over Lamb chop spit on it tossed it on the ground and rolled it under my shoe a few times then tossed it at a wall a few times then carefully put it back on the broiler and made it look good.

      Short ending he ate it and was happy even said that was the best Lamb chop he ever had!

      Never piss off the cook

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    • okaaay
      Posted on August 16, 2012 at 11:28pm

      My mom did that when we were kids. We had a one of a kind kiddle bike thing and it came up gone. Two weeks later a neighbor down the street is riding it. Mom marched down there, made the kid get off of it. then brought it home and wrote our last name on the bottom. When the mom over there had the nerve to complain, mom flipped it over and said “Oh, didn’t you see our name when you took it a couple of weeks ago”? Sweet Justice.

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    • Max jones
      Posted on August 16, 2012 at 11:57pm

      My bike got swiped when I was about ten. My dad saw a kid riding it one day, and brought it back home, to me, in the trunk of his pontiac. I will bet the thief’s life was changed that day, knowing my dad.

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    • Walkabout
      Posted on August 17, 2012 at 10:38am

      People think stealing a bike is no big deal. It is not as expensive as a car & you are not leaving them without wheels so you are not leaving them destitute. So the thief can assuage their guilty feelings & let their “need” take over. With the money ‘saved’ by obtaining a bike by theft, they can indulge one of the other wants or desires like beer, catching a movie, etc.

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  • applehill
    Posted on August 16, 2012 at 10:38pm

    Good for him!

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  • Taco_Bob
    Posted on August 16, 2012 at 10:32pm

    Oh yeah and by the way, the language is graphic. : |

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  • American Mensch
    Posted on August 17, 2012 at 11:33am

    I don’t think the punishment you alluded to would be appropriate for a bike theft, or any theft for that matter. You sound like a rather disturbed and nasty individual. Maybe you should share some of your violent thoughts with a really good therapist.

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