TX Teacher Unleashes Wild Classroom Rant: I’m Married to God & Having Christ’s Baby
- Posted on May 16, 2012 at 12:37pm by
Billy Hallowell
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A teacher at Veterans Memorial Academy in San Benito, Texas, is making headlines after unleashing a bizarre classroom rant. During her diatribe, the educator reportedly claimed to be wedded to God, told students and that she is pregnant with Christ’s baby and warned that the apocalypse is forthcoming.
But that’s not all. She also preached to the shocked pupils, telling them that Jesus had created another planet and that when the earth is destroyed on December 21, 2012, everyone will be transported to a new Utopia of sorts. In this new world, Christmas and Santa exist, but there is no money.
Oh, and she topped these comments off off by making the startling proclamation that she is Marry Magdalene — reincarnated. Jesus, she claimed, speaks to her daily, although she has yet to meet him (but she said she will deliver his baby once she gets to heaven).
“Have you heard there’s a picture where they think Maria Magdalena is the wife of Jesus? Have you heard she was pregnant when he passed away?,” she asked the students. “It is true. Jesus, when he came to Earth, he fell in love with her when he was 12. Jesus Christ never knew he was going to fall in love.”
Confused? You’re not alone. In footage from the incident, one of the students can be heard openly proclaiming, “I never had a possessed teacher before.” The Houston Press has more about the odd spectacle that that unfolded earlier this month:
A ninth-grade teacher at San Benito’s Veterans Memorial High School has been replaced for the remainder of the year after her lesson plan went badly awry last Tuesday and her 12-minute rant was filmed by a student and uploaded to YouTube.
Before the teacher was done, she told a roomful of alternately jeering and frightened public school students that Jesus Christ impregnated Mary Magdalene just before his crucifixion. Then she switched to Spanish and over the objections of her students, elaborated at great length on her beliefs.
She told the class that Jesus fell in love with Mary Magdalene when he was 12. They met while he was piloting a boat across the sea. Mary was on the shore, weeping after a bad breakup, the teacher continued, and Jesus saw her and invited her aboard. Mary soon fell in love with Jesus’ eyes, and he kissed her. After that, she says, they were seen together at parks and parties, according to a bilingual commenter’s line-by-line translation at valleycentral.com.
Her bizarre rant concluded after she told students that she’d be willing to perform a miracle for them. If they looked deeply into her eyes, she promised they would see that one was her own and that the other belonged to…Jesus. His eye was implanted in her head, she maintained, so that he could see everything she sees.
“I am married to God, and I don’t know what’s going to happen to my husband that’s here (on earth),” she apparently said, as per the San Benito Press. “One of my eyes is mine and the other one belongs to God, so God is watching what you all are doing.”
Students inevitably slipped out to get help and the teacher was subsequently taken from the classroom. Now, video (see below) of her long-winded diatribe is making rounds:
The San Benito Consolidated Independent School District declined to state the teacher’s name, but Superintendent Antonio Limon indicated that she may have been having an adverse reaction to her medication. The incident is currently under review.
Some sources claim that this is the teacher’s second outburst. Last December, a story about a Spanish teacher working at the same school emerged, as parents claimed that the woman began yelling odd statements at her class. She purportedly told them that she would be ”putting them out of their misery.”
This story has been updated.
(H/T: Huffington Post)



















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GoodStuff
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 2:31pmIsn’t multiculturalism great!!!!
Report Post »vox_populi
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 3:37pm…what does that have to do with anything?
Report Post »brother_ed
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 4:09pm@VOX_POPULI
I think that he means this woman is a different culture than him and it shouldn’t be tolerated, but that would be putting words in his mouth. Of course, you knew that already.
A sad way to be, but unfortunately, it is a belief that many hold.
Report Post »getalong
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 4:25pmI think what he means is that this is obviously an American school so why the heck is this woman speaking in Spanish only. Is she trying to exclude the English-speaking students? Seems to me that is discrimination. Taxpayers are footing the bill for this crazy woman!
Report Post »brother_ed
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 4:53pm@GETALONG
Maybe because she teaches Spanish at the the school?
Report Post »TH30PH1LUS
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 5:09pmContact the Department of Education, I‘m sure they’ll have solutions. http://www2.ed.gov/about/contacts/gen/index.html
Report Post »ChiefGeorge
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 8:22pmScarier than Ozzy Ozbourne! Going up the rails on a crazy train!!!
Report Post »The Third Archon
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 10:13pmI love how the point of the irrelevancy of being a Spanish teacher (MOST of whom DON’T go on crazy theological rants mid-lecture) to going on a crazy, and setting-inappropriate, theological rant is lost on most of you, lol.
Report Post »db321
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 10:32pmI’m very Sad after watching this video.
Report Post »THE MAD TACO
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 10:37pmI as most Americans side with you, it is only those who hate America that would disagree!
Report Post »texasbeta
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 10:52pmI LOVE IT! Wow, now this is why I love this website. The people on it are the epitome of either despicable or clueless, or both, as is the case here.
Report Post »It is fascinating that instead of looking at this incident and linking it to religious craziness…you link it to race. Honestly, I am actually laughing aloud in an empty room right now. You didn’t think…now, I can see why we wouldn’t want a school to dictate their religion on my kid, even if it is “Christian”, as there are obviously some strange interpretations of every religion. Nope…you missed it ALL, and went with….yeah, Mexican.
That is CLASSIC Blaze! I love how when I want to find the absolute trash of my country…I just need to type in a few letters, and poof…here you are.
NeoFan
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 11:43pmIf your kids are going to a Government school then you are part of the problem.
Report Post »rangerp
Posted on May 17, 2012 at 7:47amHmmmm, I wonder if this is a trend with spanish teachers? The spanish teacher in my highschool was crazy as an out-house rat.
Report Post »SgtB
Posted on May 17, 2012 at 10:11am@ RangerP, My Spanish teacher in junior high was the same woman that chased me through my parents yard in her geo metro when I was in 6th grade. We lived on an acreage, and often took the gravel road in front of her house to get to 7-11. Apparently, riding an atv down the road in front of her house warranted her the right to try to run down a child. Luckily, it was the end of the work day and all of my father’s employees and himself were at the shop when I came flying in to escape her, leaving her to do donuts on our grass.
This woman is a religious nut, but I really think that people of hispanic decent are prone to irrational behavior like this. I’m not saying all are like this and it should be misconstrued in any such manner. However, I have seen through my own eyes that there are quite a few hispanic or latino people who have serious mental instability. I don‘t know what causes it and I don’t wish them harm on any level, but it is a problem.
Report Post »FoxholeAtheist
Posted on May 20, 2012 at 11:50pmScience in the classroom–creationist style. Ain’t religious tolerance grand?
Report Post »caleejr
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 2:20pmHad she went on a rant claiming she was hitler’s wife – or stalin‘s mistress and carrying a love child and went on to preach about marxism and nazism I’d bet the Union would fight for her to keep her job.
in either case, she’s needs psychological attention and should not be in an authoritative position over children.
Report Post »glennpatstu
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 2:45pmyeah, good point- this is about unions, communism and socialism.
:rolls eyes:
Report Post »PATTY HENRY
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 10:17pmPoor sick woman. But my first thought was how hard will the UNION fight to keep this sicko teaching?
Report Post »thegreatcarnac
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 2:17pmKeep letting in the 3rd world and you will see more stupidity.
Report Post »glennpatstu
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 2:46pmor, to see stupidity much sooner, just look at the comments on theblaze.com!
Report Post »Pounding_hammer
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 4:15pm@ GLENNPATSTU
Haha, that’s funny, because GLENNPATSTU comments on the Blaze too!
Wow, you’re really on top of things, aren’t you?
Tell us, why are you here?
Report Post »HorseCrazy
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 8:14pmwhy are the mentally ill teaching our kids? why are they so drawn to children the same way child molesters are I do believe the country would benefit from mental health testing for teachers, we do it for police officers why not teachers in class with children.
Report Post »texasbeta
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 10:55pmWhy are the mentally ill draw to children? Based upon what are the mentally ill drawn to children? Where in the fark would you come up with that…other than being a simple minded reactionary type of person who has the critical thinking of a 4 month old Beagle?
Report Post »I guess we could ask you….******, are you drawn to children?
BlackCrow
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 2:14pmShould never closed the insane asylums.
Report Post »ShawnB
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 5:15pmthats messed up. So if you have mental illness and are not a danger to society they need to be locked up? That’s messed up and its Americans like you who should be locked up in prison if you want to incarcerate innocent Americans. Shame on you and anyone who thinks that they should be rounded up and thrown in prisons or mental institutions where these people are abused and mistreated.
Report Post »Melika
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 2:03pmSo, this woman is obviously having a mental health issue and half of you are using this as an excuse to bash anyone with a religious belief not your own, while the other half are using it to bash those with a political belief not your own. It never ceases to amaze me how many high class intelligent adults frequent this site.
The real story is how the snot-nosed brat knew something was wrong with her and instead of giving the video to his parents or some other adult to be used properly, he posts it on the internet to embarrass her. I wonder how many of you would find his behavior acceptable and the situation as amusing if this person was in the throws of a heart attack or an epileptic seizure.
I take that back. The real story is how the vast majority of adulte in this country think the kid posting the video is appropriate and justified.
For the, a-hem, curious: she lapsed into Spanish because it was probably her native tongue and she is have a mental health crisis. The border issue isn’t appropriate or warranted to this discussion.
Report Post »7thGenTexan
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 2:58pmFrom Melika:
So, this woman is obviously having a mental health issue and half of you are using this as an excuse to bash anyone with a religious belief not your own, while the other half are using it to bash those with a political belief not your own. It never ceases to amaze me how many high class intelligent adults frequent this site.
The real story is how the snot-nosed brat knew something was wrong with her and instead of giving the video to his parents or some other adult to be used properly, he posts it on the internet to embarrass her. I wonder how many of you would find his behavior acceptable and the situation as amusing if this person was in the throws of a heart attack or an epileptic seizure.
I take that back. The real story is how the vast majority of adulte in this country think the kid posting the video is appropriate and justified.
For the, a-hem, curious: she lapsed into Spanish because it was probably her native tongue and she is have a mental health crisis. The border issue isn’t appropriate or warranted to this discussion.
Paragraph 1. Nice “run-on” sentence.
Paragraph 2. The kid did the right thing by filming this absurd inappropriate rambling.
Paragraph 3. Adults misspelled.
Paragraph 4. The correct word is “Having”.
Personally, I would have welcomed a seizure if only to stop the madness. Please watch the video closely. An adult did come in to witness the lunacy. “Tell him to TXT me”. Best line of the entire video.
Report Post »VanceUppercut
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 3:01pm@Melika
Great post. Clearly this woman has some mental and/or emotional problems that she needs help with.
Report Post »LogicalMetaphysician
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 3:13pmLots of crazy commie Mexicans on this thread. Viva La Raza, slimebags! ROFL.
Report Post »Gman42
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 5:06pmWhy is the answer always: clearly they have mental health issues? How the hell would you know?
Report Post »DREDGE
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 1:55pmThis is what happens when you establish over the fence illegals into our society.
Report Post »Imagine what happens to doctors and surgeons.
ShawnB
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 5:19pmThis is what happens when someone isn’t educated and post something stupid someone like me will comment on what you write. Don‘t be stupid and call her an illegal when you don’t know the facts. People do come here legally and this is not an illegal immigrant issue.
Report Post »FASTCOMPANY
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 1:48pmIf Barrack had a teacher she would look like her..
Report Post »girlnurse
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 1:41pmThis shouldn’t be in the “faith” category. This is about a delusional lady who refuses to speak english in an American class room.
Report Post »The Third Archon
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 10:14pmShe seems to believe everything she said on faith rather strongly–just because it isn’t YOUR faith-based beliefs…
Report Post »phillyatheist
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 1:33pmi wonder what her handle is here at the Blaze. she sounds like so many people here in the comments section.
Report Post »bemo234
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 1:54pmuranass should b yours
Report Post »WeekendAtBernankes
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 2:22pmAnd yet here you are. Here you are.
Report Post »brother_ed
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 2:46pm@PHILLYATHEIST
That was actually a little funny. I enjoy a good roast, especially if it is done in good humor.
We could all benefit from a little self-criticism once in a while.
Thanks for the reminder.
Report Post »miln40
Posted on May 17, 2012 at 7:48amNice one :0
Report Post »MittensKittens
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 1:18pmThe country is going to the dogs…literally!
Report Post »JRook
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 1:30pmShouldn’t be a problem as Shorter University is looking to replace some people. She should fit in perfectly.
Report Post »DarthMims
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 2:00pm@JROOK That is so wrong and so hilarious!
Report Post »Truthbeliever2
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 2:30pm@JROOK
Report Post »I like to defend Christians but that was just funny. LMAO
Mr.Fitnah
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 1:17pmMy spanish is a little slow to follow her.
Report Post »If the story is correct she will be on disability for the rest of her life collecting crazy money.
Nice job.
TyrannyNoMore
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 9:35pmMy thoughts exactly, she’s crazy like a fox.
Report Post »ThePostman
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 1:15pmPublic schools – uhg.
Public schools should all be closed. this is where children learn bullying and jealousy. It’s not what it was intended to be. These institutions are a lot more like jails or insane asylums.
Report Post »hauschild
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 1:08pmHow is this really any different from your typical progressive claim, rant or revised history?
At least with this person, we understand she’s probably looney. With leftists, we’re dealing with what is perceived to be “normal” minds.
Report Post »Truthbeliever2
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 2:36pmThat is a very interesting and true observation.
Report Post »GaryInTheMiddle
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 1:08pmPrime SEIU member
Report Post »FromSeaToSea
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 1:06pmThis belongs in the National Enquirer. The Blaze is slipping. We need qualtiy news.
Give her a drug test.
Report Post »brother_ed
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 1:20pm@FROMSEATOSEA
You may be more interested in the stories appearing in the Blog section.
Report Post »DarthMims
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 1:05pmI don’t remember the disclaimer at the end of any medication commercials saying “Side effects may include, nausea, headaches, and the belief that you are dating Jesus Christ and that he has implanted his eye in your head. If you experience any of these symptoms, tell your classroom about it immediately.”
Report Post »moreteaplease
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 1:14pmLol!!!
Report Post »Ctesibius
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 1:45pmHahaha wow man. This is the sort of thing that people avoid religion for………
Report Post »What is she gona do when the 21st comes and goes?
dont_tax_me_bro
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 1:01pmSo basically this story is another example of the mindset of most Beckbots that use this site as their bible? They all have a personal relationship with Jesus. In reality it is also known as schizophrenia….LOL!
Report Post »phillyatheist
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 1:37pmexactly. she’s just a tiny step past your typical Blaze reader. most here seem to believe in the Rapture, and claim to have a personal relationship with a 2000 year old dead guy.
“you talk to God, you’re religious. God talks to you, you’re psychotic.”
it‘s a fine line that many Christians can’t stop from crossing.
Report Post »Gonzo
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 1:43pmYou two are welcome to hit the road if you don’t like it.
Report Post »phillyatheist
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 1:53pmGONZO – i find it hilarious. why would i leave. you can’t make this stuff up. i like to read the thoughts of the deluded. i find it fascinating.
Report Post »Gonzo
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 2:02pmHave fun then, but if I find a site I don’t like, I don’t come back.
Report Post »Pounding_hammer
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 4:56pm@ PHILLYATHEIST
“you can’t make this stuff up”
Exactly! I defy you to prove evolution to be more than pure faith, and creation less than science!
And Gonzo….. yeah, fortunately, for Jesus Christ’s sake, they keep coming back, looking for more about these “Christians” and whom they follow.
Report Post »Yes a ConsvNY Mother
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 1:01pmOh boy I would be irate if my children were in this classroom….
Report Post »dealer@678
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 12:59pmThis is America. Speak english dammit !!!!
Report Post »Mutiny
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 12:57pmShe Mormon?
Report Post »brother_ed
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 1:10pm@MUTINY
It doesn’t give her religion anywhere in the story or on the links, but it doesn’t matter.
Mental disorders know no bounds and it is possible that any person in any religion can be affected by them.
That question is only valid if you are interested in creating division.
One persons behavior is not indicative of the groups behavior. Those who believe otherwise are ignorant.
Report Post »Mutiny
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 1:38pmWell I was referring to her belief that God has sex with women on earth. According to the Mormon prophets that is how Jesus got there because God sent one of his wives to earth, she was Mary and he came to her and had sex. Look dont take my word for it.
“The fleshly body of Jesus required a Mother as well as a Father. Therefore,
the Father and Mother of Jesus, according to the flesh, must have been
associated in the capacity of husband and wife; hence the Virgin Mary must have
been, for the time being, the lawful wife of God the Father: we use the term
lawful wife, because it would be blasphemous in the highest degree to say that
He overshadowed her or begat the Savior unlawfully……..He had a lawful right
to overshadow the Virgin Mary IN THE CAPACITY OF A HUSBAND, and beget a
Son…….Whether God the Father gave Mary to Joseph for time only, or for time
and eternity, we are not informed. It may be that He only gave her to be the
wife of Joseph while in this
mortal state, and that He intended after the resurrection to again take her as
one of his own wives to raise up immortal spirits in eternity.”
Apostle Orson Pratt, “The Seer,” Oct. 1853, p. 158).
“When the Virgin Mary conceived the child Jesus, the Father had begotten him in
Report Post »his own likeness. He was not begotten by the Holy Ghost. And who is the
Father? He is the first of the human family; and when he (Christ) took a
tabernacle, it was begotten by his Father in Heaven, AFTER THE SAME MANNE
phillyatheist
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 1:44pmBROTHER – while i agree with you, it isn‘t a far distance to travel once you’ve become a fundametalist of any religion. Muslim extremists are not that different from the extreme forms of Protestantism, i.e. Pentacostal or Evangelical. the most ardent in their religious views are just a step away from teetering from reality into insanity. IMO, obviously.
Report Post »Mutiny
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 1:55pmContinued…
Cain, Abel, and the rest of the sons and daughters of Adam
and Eve. Jesus, our elder brother, was begotten in the flesh by the same
character that was in the garden of Eden, and who is our Father in Heaven.”
(JoD 1:50-51, also “Answers”, vol. 5, p. 121).
“The birth of our Savior was as natural as are the births of our children; it
was the result of NATURAL ACTION. He partook of FLESH AND BLOOD–was begotten
of his father, as we were of our fathers.” (JoD, vol. 8, p. 115).
“For our present purposes, suffice it to say that our Lord was born of a virgin, which is fitting and proper, and also natural, since the Father of the Child was an immortal Being” (The Promised Messiah, pg. 466). Bruce McConkie, (top LSD theologian, and one of the Mormon 12 Apostles)
I mean are these men your prophets or not?
Report Post »brother_ed
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 2:51pm@MUTINY
I believe McConkie’s statement.
As far as brother Pratt, I’ll get back to you. I have read much church history, but haven’t stumbled upon that one yet.
Thanks for adding to my list of things to read.
Report Post »P8riot
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 2:54pm@Brother_Ed
Matt. 7:6, 3 Ne. 14:6, D&C 41:6
1 Cor. 3:2, Heb. 5:13, Isa. 28:9
lol – welcome to the world of MUTINY :-)
Report Post »brother_ed
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 2:55pm@PHILLYATHEIST
Agreed.
To me, a person is considered an extremist when they start to force their beliefs on others.
We may all have extreme views in the eyes of others, but to enforce those views is crossing the line.
You believe what you want, I’ll do the same. We can all get along if – and only if – we respect each other’s beliefs.
Report Post »brother_ed
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 3:20pm@P8RIOT
Thanks for the reminder! How quickly we forget even our own advise!!
I was wondering when you were going to get here.
Either MUTINY is an ex-member, or he has been reading the anti books sold in the local Christian book store. He strongly feels the need to save us.
My testimony is strong, and I am not shaken by the barbs of the adversary.
Report Post »P8riot
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 4:09pm@BROTHER_ED –
I’ve literally cited tens, if not hundreds of biblical scriptures to support our doctrine to MUTINY, yet he refuses to hear the truth. I will always answer a sincere question, or correct an honest mistake regarding our religion, but there are some who simply want to disparage Christ’s Church and care not for truth.
As is evidenced on this article, there are several people who lie in wait for the next story, any story, where they can quickly attempt to post why they think our religion is wrong.
Honestly, its quite sad when one has such little faith in their own beliefs that rather than convince based on those beliefs, they must rely on demeaning others’ beliefs. That is one thing I love about the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, if anyone goes to any of our Sunday sermons, they will NEVER hear another religion being called out and demeaned. We ONLY build up our OWN beliefs.
I’m always amazed when someone holds such hatred towards a certain group of people, yet claim to be Christian.
1 John 3:20 – If a man say, I love God, and hateth his brother, he is a liar: for he that loveth not his brother whom he hath seen, how can he love God whom he hath not seen?
Report Post »edmundburk
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 11:52pm@BROTHER ED- try being a catholic on this site……
Report Post »Calm Voice of Reason
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 12:51pmTeach the controversy.
Report Post »vox_populi
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 3:39pm…aaaaahahaahahahhaha.
I love you.
Report Post »RightUnite
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 12:50pmWow! I wonder if she’s an illegal….. Sure sounds like it.
Report Post »ShawnB
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 5:26pmSure sounds like youre not educated. Im sorry do you know that some people come here legally? Some people have visa’s and this was a Spanish class. So tell me what an illegal sounds like. I live here in California and I am curious what an illegal sounds like. Most illegals I have met never knew of any English and this woman does. I think you sound like a racist and my proof is that you made a judgement before you got any facts! I bet youre a follower of Chirst. That I have no proof but wanted to be like you and put something out there without any proof. If you are a Christian that explains a lot.
Report Post »themachinist239
Posted on May 17, 2012 at 1:14pmPlease seek help.
Report Post »Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 12:49pmIs this another manifistation of the insanity we know as progressivism or is she just gone over the deep end and needs help? I hope someone will give her the aid she needs.
Report Post »Tri-ox
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 12:47pmUh, what country is San Benito, Texas in? Why is she speaking in a foreign tongue?
Report Post »thekuligs
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 1:13pmCameron County. Southwest Texas.
Report Post »scuba13
Posted on May 16, 2012 at 12:43pmI didn‘t know Encinom’s wife Monicne was a school teacher in Texas.
Report Post »Pontiac
Posted on May 17, 2012 at 10:08pmPhew. At least this time she wasn’t a 13 year old virgin girl married to a man nearly 3 times her age. Because people these day‘s aren’t that gullible.
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