Skinny Inmate Escapes by Sliding Between Prison Bars
- Posted on November 24, 2010 at 2:12pm by
Scott Baker
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BROWNSVILLE, TN (WMC-TV) – Authorities have captured an inmate who escaped early Monday morning from the Haywood County Jail.
Kristopher Allen White, 23, escaped from the jail around 4:00 a.m. Monday, according to Sheriff Melvin Bond.
Bond said White apparently “shimmied” through the bars of his cell, and then used blankets to safely climb over a barbed wire fence.
“It appears he took his body and slipped through the bars of the cell,” Bond said.
Bond said the bars in the cell were approximately four and a half inches apart.
“I still can’t picture that,” he said of the escape. “It’s beyond my imagination to know how he succeeded in that.”
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BULLDOG98
Posted on November 28, 2010 at 1:40amI guess he was waiting for permission to eat pie
Report Post »Its Gonna Getcha
Posted on November 25, 2010 at 2:52pmThis jailhouse jail cell designer. Who is he? I must have him for my new collection. It‘s called Freedom Doesn’t Wear You Down.
Report Post »Ruler4You
Posted on November 25, 2010 at 10:08amCan you say: weasel?
Report Post »RightPolitically
Posted on November 24, 2010 at 8:58pmWell, ya gonna have to make ‘em three and a half instead!
Report Post »dontbotherme
Posted on November 24, 2010 at 8:03pmI am a small person. I weigh 105 lbs. Our banisters are about 5″ apart. I told my husband I would try to get through one if he gave me $50.00. He said don’t be a stupid blond and reminded me about how 2 of our kids got their heads caught in the banister when they were little. I argued that kids heads are bigger than their bodies. He just looked at me, shook his head & started to walk away. He turned & sternly said don’t try it! HMMMM I wonder.. :)
Report Post »akim
Posted on November 24, 2010 at 5:43pmWE ARE NOT STUPID, HE DID NOT SLIP THOUGH ANY 4.5 INCH BAR.
One of his homosexual lovers with the key let him out and made up the story that he is skinny. His head is not 4.5 inches.
Report Post »mikenleeds
Posted on November 24, 2010 at 4:43pmhe did nt get though those bars , someone unlocked his door and let him escape , probably a crooked guard on the take…
Report Post »David
Posted on November 24, 2010 at 4:24pmBull! You set spindles at 4″ O.C. so that children cannot get their heads through on stairs. You cannot get your head through a 4 1/2″ opening, let alone your hips.
The jailer probably forgot to lock some doors and to cover the mistake, they came up with this LAME excuse.
What a joke.
Report Post »Fox
Posted on November 24, 2010 at 4:02pmI agree with some of the other comments — not sure if I believe this is possible. Sounds quite dubious to me.
Report Post »BetterDays
Posted on November 24, 2010 at 3:59pmoh, that explains the audable “poping” sound that came from Tennesee.
Report Post »BlakerBlaker19
Posted on November 24, 2010 at 3:06pmSounds like an x-file to me.
Report Post »dkhartman
Posted on November 24, 2010 at 2:53pmYeah, I don’t believe it.. I sure hope they don’t just take his word for it and they investigate it farther. I really just don’t believe that. Why didn’t the jail have cameras on all the cells? Hmm
Report Post »HippoNips
Posted on November 24, 2010 at 2:44pmImpossible, he did it another way but just doesn’t want to say.
Report Post »He’ll be out again soon.
trolltrainer
Posted on November 24, 2010 at 2:39pmWe need to hook this dude up with the French lady who couldn’t get out of her bathroom!!!
Report Post »DSN397
Posted on November 24, 2010 at 2:37pmI’ve always heard if you can get you head through, you can get the rest of your body through. Never had the need to try it though.
Report Post »OK3Wire
Posted on November 24, 2010 at 3:19pmNot MY body …
Report Post »navychick
Posted on November 24, 2010 at 2:37pmI don’t this that is how it was done. He didn’t look that small.
Report Post »oldasdirt
Posted on November 24, 2010 at 2:21pmI wonder did he use a slim jim?
Report Post »Insipid
Posted on November 24, 2010 at 2:17pmSounds like a great slimfast commercial.
Report Post »moreteaplease
Posted on November 24, 2010 at 2:40pmI have only ever heard of this happening one other time when I was kid in the 70′s and it was some guy in the local lock-up who had basically starved himself over a period of time so he could eventually slip through the bars.
Report Post »john seven eighteen
Posted on November 24, 2010 at 2:16pmRats can fit through any opening that their heads will fit through. Seems that was the case for this rat as well. Must be a really tiny head, though.
Report Post »grandmaof5
Posted on November 24, 2010 at 2:36pmNot many brains….
Report Post »teahugger
Posted on November 24, 2010 at 2:37pmWhat a pin-head!
Report Post »ILoveGlenn
Posted on November 24, 2010 at 2:15pmWOW, just in time to celebrate Thanksgiving with his family
Report Post »ILoveGlenn
Posted on November 24, 2010 at 2:25pmThat is if he was not caught…
Report Post »ILOVEGLENNBECK
Posted on November 24, 2010 at 2:33pmWOW, this prison is my neighborhood!
Report Post »M31Sailor
Posted on November 24, 2010 at 2:38pmWhen I try to slither between bars, I usually stagger not shimmy
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RobertCA
Posted on November 24, 2010 at 2:45pmNice to know that only one set of bars was blocking his escape , maybe you should put more than one locked door in that jail Mr Sheriff .
Report Post »Bad Thunder
Posted on November 24, 2010 at 2:55pmObviously he had his head stuck in a smaller place than that to end up in jail in the first place
Report Post »Dustyluv
Posted on November 24, 2010 at 3:01pmJust think of that dude getting a TSA patdown…They would squish him like a bug…
Report Post »A Doctors Labor Is Not My Right
Posted on November 24, 2010 at 3:03pmI think he peed on some cloth, wrapped it around two bars, then used a stick to tighten the cloth so the bars would stretch apart.
I saw it in a movie once.
Report Post »SHTFMilitia.com
Posted on November 24, 2010 at 4:52pmIt pays to be skinny :-)
If you are prepared you may survive,
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Robert W
Posted on November 24, 2010 at 10:09pmGuess Id have to use the old file in the cake routine. Unless the bars are a foot and a half apart it aint happening.
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