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Slo-Mo Freak Out: Woman’s Reaction to Zebra Bite Goes Viral

Vehicles may offer a false sense of security on safari rides. As shown in a recent YouTube video, a woman chatting with her friends while they got a taste of wildlife, ended up giving the wildlife a little taste of herself.

Woman Bitten by Zebra on Safari Ride Becomes YouTube Sensation

Watch as a zebra reaches through the vehicle window and takes a bite out of this woman’s shoulder. And it’s even been slowed down for full effect:

As revealed in the video, the zebra was really after food being held by the woman, who is identified as Megan. Yahoo News reports that the incident appears to have occurred at the Natural Bridge Wildlife Ranch in San Antonio, Texas, although it has not been confirmed. Megan was not seriously injured by the bite.

Megan also appeared on the Today show for the notoriety she has gained from the YouTube video, one version of which has more than 200,000 views:

 

As Megan stated on the show, she was given an ointment for the bite and it “healed [her] right up.”

Comments (91)

  • lel2007
    Posted on January 20, 2012 at 4:08pm

    Send all them zebras back to Africa, They’ve got no busyness being here.

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    • Mike777
      Posted on January 20, 2012 at 6:08pm

      Lol

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    • rs9
      Posted on January 20, 2012 at 6:18pm

      Who knew Zebras liked fat girls

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    • TXPilot
      Posted on January 20, 2012 at 9:27pm

      Apparently, the zebra just wanted a piece….

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    • Libertarian B 4 Libertarians Were Cool
      Posted on January 20, 2012 at 10:26pm

      She has a zebra hickey!

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    • IM_UR_HUCKLEBERRY
      Posted on January 20, 2012 at 10:58pm

      HA HA… Zeeb was aimin’ for her tit, but she MOVED.
      Dang… Zeebs are WAY cooler than I thought.

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    • V-MAN MACE
      Posted on January 21, 2012 at 12:58am

      ROFL @ zebra hickey

      WTF

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    • markdido
      Posted on January 21, 2012 at 1:01am

      Doesn‘t look like she’s missed many meals.

      Maybe the Zebra thought she was a Twinkie?

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    • V-MAN MACE
      Posted on January 21, 2012 at 1:06am

      AHAHAAH!

      Hey man… look at the zebra’s head wiggle after it bites her!

      AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

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    • grannyrecipe
      Posted on January 21, 2012 at 7:45am

      Whats funny is after she screams the Zebra is like “oh crap, I bit a human…they are really gonna shoot me now!” LOL

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    • jujubean
      Posted on January 21, 2012 at 3:02pm

      “Zebras are known for their nasty dispositions. They are one animal that cannot be domesticated “quote ELANA2010………..let me fix that….”Blacks are known for their nasty dispositions. They are one animal that cannot be domesticated! TRUE DAT YO YO YO .

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    • Munsonmanor
      Posted on January 21, 2012 at 10:24pm

      “Dang that ***** was crackalackin until she took my food away and started screamin! Now they’re trying to ship me back to Madagascar…again!” Unable to afford a top notch attorney, Marty the zebra had no choice but to be represented by the legal team of Alex, Gloria, & Melman.

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    • V-MAN MACE
      Posted on January 22, 2012 at 12:50pm

      Blacks aren’t supposed to be domesticated. No humans are supposed to be domesitcated. We’re not cattle or pets.

      So you just keep drinking your fluoride and Bisphenol A, ok?

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  • robinakilt
    Posted on January 20, 2012 at 3:56pm

    I was standing right there in the middle of the highway and I can’t for the life of me figure out why I got hit by that car? It was funny to watch in slow motion the less intelligent of the human species interact with other life in the wild!

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  • hugecatfish
    Posted on January 20, 2012 at 3:56pm

    Zebra’s are related to the donkey, also known as a jackass. The democratic party uses the donkey (jackass) as it’s mascot. In this economy, we are not coming home with as much money as we used to. You could say, that we are making peanuts. ….Follow me here…..Of course, Barack Obama and the democratic party wants more of our peanuts, and if they do not get it,They will “bite” us. Therefore, the moral of this video is that we should beware of Democrats.

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    • lodgerat
      Posted on January 20, 2012 at 4:16pm

      That makes sense to me. I know they are taking most of my peanuts and if I complain I know the IRS will bite me. Great logic. By the way that animal could be Obama. Black and white stripes you know. I’m just saying. :o{

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    • NOBAMA201258
      Posted on January 20, 2012 at 4:46pm

      Especially the ones that are half black and half white!

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    • shimauma
      Posted on January 20, 2012 at 11:38pm

      We shimauma’s out here beg to differ!! We don’t “ass”ociate with jackasses!!! LOLS :D

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    • V-MAN MACE
      Posted on January 21, 2012 at 1:00am

      ahahahahahaa

      Look at the zebra’s eyes right before it bit her!

      AHahahaahahaha!!!

      NOM NOM!!!!!

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  • mdlwoods
    Posted on January 20, 2012 at 3:55pm

    Suck it up and get over it! I‘ve had worse places on my eyeballs and didn’t cry like a little baby about it!

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  • MsMonsoon
    Posted on January 20, 2012 at 3:54pm

    She’s sitting ther with food in her hand, the window all the way down and she’s surprised when the zebra bites her. What a nit-wit!!! Thin the herd now!

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  • Slowman101
    Posted on January 20, 2012 at 3:49pm

    Well, this is obviously a hate crime. Eric Holder should appoing a special prosecutor, and hold Senate hearings. The hearings will stress Moochelle greatly and she will have to go to the Far East on vacation on her own jet at taxpayers expense, with an entourage of 60. As for the woman holding the food, she will be found guilty of causing the Zebra undue stress and have to pay all of it’s vet bills and animal therapy.

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  • whatthecrazy
    Posted on January 20, 2012 at 3:44pm

    Theres always a story to tell when you visit places like that,my husband and i took our little girl one time and were driving a 72 buick skylark suncoupe which has a pull back sun roof and were treated to a luggie from He!! from a giraffe sticking his head into the opening ,pretty grose stuff, how ever when viewing the video we have to laugh……………………….

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    • charleyrocks
      Posted on January 20, 2012 at 3:49pm

      what do you expect, that’s the pay back for all the exhaust fumes you leave behind, does not bother me a bit.

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    • Twobyfour
      Posted on January 20, 2012 at 4:51pm

      charleyrocks, you’re being a jackass. Which may actually indicate your political affiliation, now I think of it.

      Also, you may be a moonbat. I recommend you getting off the computer for good and go live in a cave.

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    • whatthecrazy
      Posted on January 20, 2012 at 5:08pm

      Aww charlie say it aint so,please let it bother you a little bit come on pretty please………………………………….

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  • LeadNotFollow
    Posted on January 20, 2012 at 3:41pm


    Horses pinch you severely between their teeth. It hurts for a long time, and leaves one heck of a bruise. I’ve been bitten all over by horses, but the most painful bite was on the shoulder.
    I sympathize with this young lady.

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  • larrylarrylarry
    Posted on January 20, 2012 at 3:41pm

    Unfortunately I’ve kissed women with bigger teeth than that Zebra

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  • Elena2010
    Posted on January 20, 2012 at 3:32pm

    Zebras are known for their nasty dispositions. They are one animal that cannot be domesticated — why they call it a WILDlife park. My nephews discovered a similar act by ostriches at the park. The ostriches ate up what was given and came back for more, hitting the closed windows of the van w/their beaks!

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    • Blackop
      Posted on January 20, 2012 at 3:41pm

      Clearly the zebra was just trying to have a bite of what was in her hand. her fault entirely!

      But they should send a cop out there to shoot that horse and claim that he ‘felt threatened.’

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    • jujubean
      Posted on January 21, 2012 at 2:59pm

      sorta like blacks people fo sure yo

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  • cranberry
    Posted on January 20, 2012 at 3:26pm

    Dont feed the animals, duh. and don’t feed the Zebra either. He was just going in for the food she was clearly holding out. duh.

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  • TexasArmadillo
    Posted on January 20, 2012 at 3:08pm

    Is this a white&black on white crime or a black&white on white crime. So hard to tell with Zebras.

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    • tMC
      Posted on January 20, 2012 at 3:19pm

      Ha- this is the best comment I’ve ever seen on this site

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    • BJC
      Posted on January 20, 2012 at 3:32pm

      From what I’ve witnessed the last three years, I‘d have to go with he’s innocent since he’s half black. Seems to work for the zebra iin office now!!!

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  • tMC
    Posted on January 20, 2012 at 3:07pm

    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pGOnGM04xgk/SdHibmHvvUI/AAAAAAAAGXY/Ez7oVmbxu3k/s400/Horses.jpg

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  • Netsurfer2
    Posted on January 20, 2012 at 3:07pm

    Maybe you should go without ze-bra today??? LOL…
    Why have your window all the way down during a safari trip??? What about the lions and tigers?

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  • ChiefGeorge
    Posted on January 20, 2012 at 3:03pm

    Shes very lucky the Zebra did not get her neck which appears to be very close to catching her neck with a smashing verticle bite which no doubt would have collapsed the artery.

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  • Anonymous T. Irrelevant
    Posted on January 20, 2012 at 2:39pm

    You get bit by a zebra and that gets you on the Today show? Man, imagine the shows I could have gotten onto back in the day.

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    • renniksbob
      Posted on January 20, 2012 at 2:55pm

      Gotta watch out for them horse er ah zebra bites, lucky that’s all you got a HICKEY from a zebra.

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  • TEARS FOR AMERICA
    Posted on January 20, 2012 at 2:37pm

    I have been bit by a mommy horse and oh my, it hurts! I cried buckets and she left a huge black and blue welp that took weeks to go away! Ouch!

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  • PureDrumFury
    Posted on January 20, 2012 at 2:31pm

    It never ceases to amaze me just how much funnier stuff like this is in slo-mo. The audio is histerical!

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  • DD313
    Posted on January 20, 2012 at 2:21pm

    You have to watch zebras and democrat jackasses, they’ll get you good.

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  • abbygirl1994
    Posted on January 20, 2012 at 2:18pm

    Don‘t eat in front of Zebra’s!

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  • SpankDaMonkey
    Posted on January 20, 2012 at 2:16pm

    .
    Read the headline “Slo-Mo Freak Out: Woman’s Reaction to Zebra Bite Goes Viral”, for a minute I thought Obama bit someone…………

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    • momrules
      Posted on January 20, 2012 at 2:22pm

      Spank……….I am developing quite a liking for your sense of humor. You just made me laugh and very little on this site does.

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    • SpankDaMonkey
      Posted on January 20, 2012 at 2:31pm

      .
      @MOMRULES

      Thank You, I try……..

      Some of those PC people need to learn to laugh, they did not like my Shelia Jackson Lee Joke…….

      All I said was

      SJL is so Stupid

      Everytime they call Congress to Order

      Without fail she jumps up and Shout’s

      I’ll have a Two Piece and Fries…….

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    • whatthecrazy
      Posted on January 20, 2012 at 3:33pm

      Spanky im with mom ,keep em coming we all need to laugh……………..

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  • BurntHills
    Posted on January 20, 2012 at 2:15pm

    quite a few of us in the Great Plains have been nailed just like that by a horse, it isn’t pleasant. too bad with the actual news today … [like obama sneers "NO CANADIAN OIL OR NEW AMERICAN JOBS" ] .. the “news” stations are covering such an non-event like this one .

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  • Bluefish49
    Posted on January 20, 2012 at 2:13pm

    Dumb b#$ch had her window down……oh and she was also a blond.

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  • @leftfighter
    Posted on January 20, 2012 at 2:12pm

    So, was it Marty that bit her?

    Where’s Alex?

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  • Eric_The_Red_State
    Posted on January 20, 2012 at 2:12pm

    Slow news day?

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