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Slovak Cannibal to Suicidal Person: Hey, Can I Eat Your Body After You Die?

BRATISLAVA, Slovakia (AP) — A would-be cannibal was arrested and in critical condition after being wounded in a gunbattle with officers during an undercover operation, officials said Wednesday. A policeman was also wounded.

The 43-year-old suspect used the Internet to search for a person who wanted to commit suicide and would agree to let him eat the body, police said. A Swiss citizen initially agreed but later changed his mind and informed authorities.

An undercover officer who pretended he was the would-be victim was used during Tuesday’s operation, police said. He arrived at the eastern town of Kysak to meet the suspect, who opened fire seven times, striking one officer who remains hospitalized in serious condition.

TA3 television said the suspect, a father of two young daughters, lived in a nearby village of Sokol. Interior Minister Daniel Lipsic said he declined to say where he was from or further details.

Police spokeswoman Denisa Baloghova said Wednesday the suspect was shot several times and is unable to speak with investigators.

Jaroslava Oravcova, spokeswoman for a university clinic in the second largest city of Kosice, said the suspect underwent a five-hour operation and was in life-threatening condition.

Slovak authorities said the suspect agreed on a plan with the would-be victim to intoxicate him and then stab him in the heart with a knife in nearby woods. After that, he wanted to cut the body into pieces and gradually take them to his home to eat them.

Following a search of the suspect’s home, Baloghova said the evidence gathered “indicates he wanted to commit the crime.”

Comments (49)

  • Its Gonna Getcha
    Posted on May 12, 2011 at 1:42pm

    Why doesn’t this surprise me?

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  • papa2thdoc
    Posted on May 12, 2011 at 11:30am

    I know it’s sick, but you guys are funny (I don’t mean tasting).

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  • Billsocal
    Posted on May 12, 2011 at 10:58am

    This isn’t the first time it has happened in Europe. A few years ago in Germany a guy placed a ad on the internet stated he want a human body to eat. Believe it or not like this guy had people answer the ad. They meet and had a set down dinner . After the dinner the cannibal killed the guy and ate his body. But to bad for the cannibal the German police caught and he was convicted of murder, I have a feel that this goes on a lot more than we know about.

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  • Jenny Lind
    Posted on May 12, 2011 at 9:43am

    What the heck? What is this about? Is this the Inquirer?

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  • SLR Cameras
    Posted on May 12, 2011 at 9:17am

    where do guys come up with these ideas. This is crazy.

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  • MOLLYPITCHER
    Posted on May 12, 2011 at 5:59am

    Purely evil.

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  • David, the Constitutional Libertarian
    Posted on May 12, 2011 at 5:13am

    Why won’t cannibals eat divorced women?
    They’re very bitter.

    Why do cannibals prefer eating readers to writers?
    Because writers cramp but readers digest.

    What did the cannibal do after he had dumped his girlfriend?
    Wiped his ass.

    Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his uncle in the woods?

    Two cannibals just finished a big meal and one turns to the other while rubbing his stomach with his fist and say, “You know, I just ate my mother-in-law, and she still doesn’t agree with me!”

    What’s the definition of Trust?
    Two cannibals giving each other a *******.

    Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, “Does this taste funny to you?”

    When do cannibals leave the table?
    When everyone’s eaten.

    The first cannibal asked the 2nd cannibal, “Aren’t you done eating yet?” The 2nd cannibal replied, “I’m on my last leg now.”

    Did you hear about the cannibal who loved fast food?
    He ordered a pizza with everybody on it.

    One cannibal to another: I never met a man I didn’t like!

    What is a cannibal’s favorite type of TV show?
    A celebrity roast.

    Have you heard about the cannibal restaurant?
    Dinner costs an arm and a leg.

    Where do cannibals shop for fine furniture?
    Eatin‘ Allen’s.

    What do cannibals eat for dessert?
    Chocolate covered aunts.

    What is a cannibal’s favorite game?
    Swallow the leader.

    What do cannibals make out of politicians?
    Bologna sandwiches.

    What did the cannibal get

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  • Ghandi was a Republican
    Posted on May 12, 2011 at 2:32am

    Warming up the taste buds for those soylent greens a‘comin’ down the pike..

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  • flatbroke
    Posted on May 12, 2011 at 1:37am

    A father of two young daughters! I find this extremely disturbing, i wonder if his daughters are missing any arms or legs?

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  • Fight for America
    Posted on May 12, 2011 at 1:12am

    Shot seven times and still allowed to live and given life saving care.

    What part about being an intended murderer and cannibal does not come across as being bad here?

    He was allowed to live. If incarcerated, there is always a chance he can escape and do what he wanted to do this time.

    Shot seven times and then saved – the world is a curious place.

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  • TheGreyPiper
    Posted on May 12, 2011 at 12:52am

    I think the reason we disapprove of cannibalism is in deference to the understanding that the human being, dead or alive, is more than just a chunk of animated meat.

    Of course, the definitive exploration of cannibalism can be found in Robert Heinlein’s “Stranger In A Strange Land.”

    / Well, that and Monty Python’s “Undertaker Sketch” (see linky above.)

    // “Right then, we’ll eat your mum, and if you’re feeling guilty about it afterwards, we’ll dig a grave and you can throw up into it.”

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  • needanotherReagan
    Posted on May 11, 2011 at 11:42pm

    If he now has to have something amputated after being shot by police, perhaps the surgeons can put it in a to-go container for him to snack on later.

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  • alaskajohn
    Posted on May 11, 2011 at 11:22pm

    He had to do it , he couldn’t find the local foodbank.

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  • islandlady
    Posted on May 11, 2011 at 11:18pm

    MAD Human Desease! Now I know what happened to the Lefty’s.

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  • Salamander
    Posted on May 11, 2011 at 11:05pm

    Soylent Green?

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  • NuffSaid
    Posted on May 11, 2011 at 10:59pm

    Unlike the current administration, the slovak agreed to wait until the victim was dead before consuming him.

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  • illuminoddy
    Posted on May 11, 2011 at 10:57pm

    eating dead people with their prior consent shouldnt be a crime

    what exactly is the crime there?

    what if the guy had cut off a piece of his flesh and given it to the man to eat? would the guy go to prison for eating it?

    i dont think “Cannibalism” is some heinous crime if the people want to be eaten after they die

    whats the difference between eating them, and chopping them up into pieces and selling them for Gigantic profits by hospitals who got the cadaver for free?

    .if anything, he just needs to receive professional psychological help, not thrown in prison.. he didnt really do anything wrong.. he was descent and polite enough to ask someone nicely if he could eat their cadaver.. seems rather civil, not inherently dangerous..

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    • RavenGlenn
      Posted on May 11, 2011 at 11:10pm

      Well…the crime here is the assisting in the suicide I would imagine. I’m not sure why that is a crime in the first place, but it is. As for the cannibalism, I don’t see why anyone should care. If the person agrees to be eaten after they are dead, then who cares? Animals cannibalize their own after they die, and we are not that far off from the rest of them.

      The only issue is a moral one, and if they don’t believe it will cause any harm religiously or something, then have at it. It doesn’t effect anyone other than themselves.

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    • joseph Fawcett
      Posted on May 12, 2011 at 12:31am

      I am not quite sure if the charges would be eating the human flesh, it just might be killing the guy first. Now it is shooting at police and attempted murder of at least two of them. This was not a peace loving guy. I think the police did the right thing here. The plan was clearly murder first and then feasting. There is something fundermentally wrong with a human eating another human flesh except in very extreem situations. I remember a story many years back where a small plane crashed and there were survivors. They had to eat some of the dead to stay alive. They did it and were not charged with any crime. However, this is not anything like that story.

      http://www.josephfawcettart.com western artist

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    • TheGreyPiper
      Posted on May 12, 2011 at 12:54am

      Hmm, you oughtn’t have any issues with necrophilia then?
      Come over my place Saturday night, we can share a cold one.

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    • illuminoddy
      Posted on May 12, 2011 at 1:09am

      well.. in fact.. necrophilia, is in the same category as homosexualism, or sex with animals, or sex with food, or other disorders

      if the person gave their consent prior to their death.. i think having sex with the cadaver of your loved one is better than how the medical industry will treat it

      is necrophilia even a crime?

      so them should sex with animals be

      and so then should homosexual sex

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    • David, the Constitutional Libertarian
      Posted on May 12, 2011 at 5:18am

      I hate to say this, there is an Imam that has stated necrophilia is fine and dandy. Will find the link if you want, read it somewhere in the last two days.

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  • ZAH
    Posted on May 11, 2011 at 10:48pm

    “Slovak Cannibal to Suicidal Person: Hey, Can I Eat Your Body After You Die?”

    That sounds like a joke.

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    • Islesfordian
      Posted on May 11, 2011 at 10:51pm

      It’s a Monty Python skit.
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFDgSKbapzY

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    • ZAH
      Posted on May 11, 2011 at 10:52pm

      “Slovak authorities said the suspect agreed on a plan with the would-be victim to intoxicate him and then stab him in the heart with a knife in nearby woods. After that, he wanted to cut the body into pieces and gradually take them to his home to eat them.”

      Sounds more like a would-be serial killer to me. I‘d be asking if he’s done this before.

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    • TheGreyPiper
      Posted on May 12, 2011 at 12:18am

      Haha, that’s exackly what I thought of! “Still no sign of land…”

      /”There’s still plenty of good meat there. Look at that arm!”

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  • Islesfordian
    Posted on May 11, 2011 at 10:44pm

    The headline is less accurate. It should be: “Hey, can I kill you, then eat your body?”

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  • not-a-lib
    Posted on May 11, 2011 at 10:43pm

    Fava beans and Chianti anyone?

    Report Post » not-a-lib  
  • jeffyfreezone
    Posted on May 11, 2011 at 10:41pm

    He answered the ad!

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    • Professional Infidel
      Posted on May 11, 2011 at 10:47pm

      Enterprising, same thing I said to my GF.

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    • Stoic one
      Posted on May 11, 2011 at 10:52pm

      yep

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    • CatB
      Posted on May 11, 2011 at 10:53pm

      Yuck!!!!

      small type

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    • banjarmon
      Posted on May 11, 2011 at 10:56pm

      Missed out on his last meal.

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    • not-a-lib
      Posted on May 11, 2011 at 10:57pm

      I know inflation is rising but I’m sure he can still affort a pound of burger… from a cow.

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    • BIGJAYINPA
      Posted on May 11, 2011 at 11:22pm

      A cannibal, Dr Kavorkian and a duck walk into a bar…Ahhhhhh that ain’t gonna work, screw it.

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    • Canuck GB Fan
      Posted on May 11, 2011 at 11:30pm

      Psycho!

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    • Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
      Posted on May 11, 2011 at 11:42pm

      If I said you had a beautiful body, would you let me nibble it?

      I wonder if he thinks clowns tast funny?

      I heard he wanted to eat Richard Simmons but it wasn’t in the cards.

      He once ate an Asian, but was hungry an hour later.

      He likes Mexicans, but they make him gassy.

      That’s all folks, good night.

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    • Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
      Posted on May 12, 2011 at 12:38am

      Weird, this I would have figured some celebrity in Hollywood or a DC political figure would come up with…

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    • Showtime
      Posted on May 12, 2011 at 1:27am

      This gives a whole new meaning to the expresion, “Kiss my foot.”
      The reply is liable to be, “May I have it for dessert?”

      Report Post » Showtime  
    • AzDebi
      Posted on May 12, 2011 at 2:34am

      Anyone know why I can not access the Senator Inhofe article? It won’t come up!

      Report Post » AzDebi  
    • burnteye86
      Posted on May 12, 2011 at 3:39am

      They should make him eat his own leg.

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    • staggerlee32
      Posted on May 12, 2011 at 5:40am

      Was he going to feed it to his 2 girls? WTH is the matter with people?

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    • Edgar Bennet
      Posted on May 13, 2011 at 12:41am

      Well it would be a victimless dine

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    • Sinista MACE
      Posted on May 13, 2011 at 9:56am

      MMMM!

      Soylent Green!

      Report Post » V-MAN MACE  

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