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SNL: Glenn Beck Was Right About Buying Gold
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Ruler4You
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 10:39amSNL ‘USED’ to be funny. Today it has trouble being remotely relevant.
Report Post »Movinfr8
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 9:55amNow that’s funny, I don’t care who ya are, right George?
Report Post »possibly
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 9:33amInteresting, though, how low-keyed the audience’s response is. I guess SNL still gets the same studio audience: Silly Nutball Lefties.
Report Post »Scaz
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 9:32amI watched that last night. It was one fo the funniest things I’ve ever seen on SNL.
“Could you kiss me President Obama, because I like to be kissed when someone is making sex to me!” – Last night’s skit
Report Post »hempstead1944
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 9:30amUnfortunately, it will not be the only thing Beck will be right about ………
Report Post »Star Spangled
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 9:25amGlenn Beck . write in candidate for 2012 !!!
Report Post »Sinista Mace
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 9:31amI’d rather vote for none of the above.
There is NO MAN (or woman) we can vote for and have any faith in whatsoever.
Don’t lace your faith in any man, not even yourself.
Place your faith in the power of God, because we need a miracle to fix this once and for all.
Report Post »ItsallaboutJesus
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 9:36amOK —-Let’s do it!!!
Report Post »chickenlittle
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 10:11amAny write-in vote in the national elections (at this stage anyway) is throwing away a vote. Get real. Talk about opportunities for fraud? They had to pass out cards with Murkowski’s name spelling.
Report Post »NukeHaze
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 5:08pmMany of the voters still wrote the name wrong on the ballot, even with the cards. She ran on a sour grapes platform. I don’t have any respect for her.
Sinista… I doubt ANY of us put our faith in any ONE man for the sake of our posterity and the future of our country even. To not be able to faith in your fellow man, at all, sounds like a very lonely life, as well as afterlife, to me. Trust can be broken and is very hard to mend. Faith, you need to ask yourself, what it really is. Besides, Glenn already said he would never want to be president… something about “what do you mean we are out of missiles?!?”
Report Post »TruthDarts
Posted on November 15, 2010 at 2:44pm@SISTA MACE.
I agree with a large part of what you are saying.
I have my plan of action.
I have been storing filtered water in 2 liter containers for months.
I buy extra canned goods every week.
Since the Fed plan to print money & inflate prices…
I am ratcheting up my plan & am repurchasing my membership to SAM’s and will buy bulk flour and rice bags, etc.
It will not hurt anyone to buy a few extra things each week to set aside.
Just rotate them out so they do not get too old on expiration dates.
For me and mine…if the Rapture occurs soon…I will be leaving a house of food & water for those left behind along with many copies of the Bible.
Report Post »Sinista Mace
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 9:23amBeck was right about buying gold only if you intend on losing the overwhelming majority of it‘s wealth just to retain it’s face value.
When the dollar collapses, and it will, gold will collapse also.
It will collapse to it’s face value, $50 an ounce.
Numismatic value = craftsmanship= worthless.
If dollars aren’t worth anything, and gold is worth $50 an ounce, then gold will be worth……..
Nothing.
Matthew 6:19-21 (New International Version)
Treasures in Heaven
19 “Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moths and vermin destroy, and where thieves break in and steal. 20 But store up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where moths and vermin do not destroy, and where thieves do not break in and steal. 21 For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also.
Store your riches in Heaven by giving to the poor.
Report Post »MrObvious
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 9:58amlol, rofl, … Have it backwards much. Collapse of the dollar, means that gold will go up, along with all the other commodities, just only for us, the EU and CN will be unaffected, except that they trade with us. The imbalance will have a negative impact on their economies; but, not to the extent it does on ours. Collector Coins have value beyond that of the gold they’re made out of. It’s based on what people are willing to pay for them. Raw gold value is a the baseline, they won’t ever go below that.
Report Post »If somebody discovers a massive new gold mine, then the price of gold could drop; except, that given the monitization of out debt, it probably still wouldn’t drop much here in the US.
EqualJustice
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 9:59amFunny you mention this.. next move, sell gold at almost double the price I paid when I started buying at the very end of ‘08 and go out and buy land at “dirt low prices.” haha One thing you can’t produce MORE of is land.
Report Post »chickenlittle
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 10:01amYour economics theories sound nice, but, really, you should take an economics course.
Report Post »Sinista Mace
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 10:27amCan you eat it?
Can you put it in a weapon and fire it?
Can you build a shelter from it?
Can you drink it?
No.
It’s inherently worthless. It’s just a shiny rock.
Report Post »Sinista Mace
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 10:28amCollapse of the dollar means gold will go up in what…dollars?
The dollar isn’t going to be worth anything.
Therfore your gold isn’t going to be worth anything either.
Report Post »Sinista Mace
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 10:32amI don‘t need an economics course to know you can’t eat it, you can’t drink it, you can’t use it for ammunition, you can’t do much with it. So what, the world’s economies collapse, and you have a big ol pile of gold. Who’s going to trade you food, weapons, shelter, or anything else for some worthless shiny rock?
Get real.
You‘ll be sitting on a lot of gold and I’ll be sitting on guns and food.
I don’t want your gold, but I bet you’re gonna want some of my food.
Report Post »Sinista Mace
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 10:35amThe value of gold as a commodity is zero when you can’t trade it for anything of equal or greater value.
What idiot is going to trade you a real commodity like oil or food or water or shelter for a shiny rock?
They’re gonna laugh at you and draw their weapon on you.
Report Post »chickenlittle
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 10:42amSinista Mace… No offense intended, but you just don’t get it. Be assured that Glenn “gets it.” It would take much more time than this comment section allows to explain it to you, although MROBVIOUS does a pretty good job of a synopsis above.
Report Post »Sinista Mace
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 10:44amI don‘t know what economics course YOU’VE taken, but I know one thing for a fact, gold is inflated from it’s face value by over 2800%.
That’s right, gold is inflated by over twenty eight hundred percent.
It is a BUBBLE that is well over due for COLLAPSE.
Report Post »Sinista Mace
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 10:45amNo you don’t get it.
Gold is inflated. It will deflate.
Report Post »Sinista Mace
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 10:51amGlenn specifically told you to invest in gold so that you try to save some of your wealth in the stability of gold when everything else collapses.
Gold isn‘t going to be worth ANYTHING if the world’s economies collapse.
Unless you plan on using it in the New World Order, with the mark of the beast.
I don’t plan on being a part of that New World Order.
Report Post »chickenlittle
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 11:03amHey… calm down SINISTA. I get everything you’re saying, and nobody’s advising “sitting on a pile of gold” as you suggest. I also agree with you about food, guns, etc. (and I’m WELL stocked on those), but you’re assuming only WORLD collapse, and that’s not what the progressive libs are all about. I’m not going to be throwing gold coins at somebody shooting or threatening me either. Just saying that (for thousands of years) you CAN trade gold for the items you mention at whatever the highest valued world currency is going for if push comes to shove… and that’s about as self reliant as you can get. Remember, I DON’T disagree with you.
Report Post »MrObvious
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 11:09amSM’s logic is bizarre. I think he’s making it up, or maybe is just that ??? something.
Anyway, SM, some gold is in nearly every major piece of electronics. Your post would probably not happen, if not for the gold plated contacts of your CPU module.
Report Post »AZfreeman
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 3:15pmSM
Report Post »“..Matthew 6:19-21 … Treasures in Heaven 19 “Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moths and vermin destroy..”
You are certainly welcome to your opinion. I believe you are wrong about the value of gold dropping with the value of the dollar. You see the value of gold is set by the value of all the world currencies, not just the dollar. I‘m sure glad everyone isn’t buying gold though, it would be $10K per oz. As long as more people, governments and banks keep buying it, the price will rise. But I do believe you are misunderstanding about ‘why’ we buy it. It’s not about storing up for ourselves treasures on earth. It’s about being prepared and taking care of our families. There are many possibilities when a person tries to look at the future. You are only looking at the worst case scenario when you say… “..What idiot is going to trade you a real commodity like oil or food or water or shelter for a shiny rock? They’re gonna laugh at you and draw their weapon on you.”. That might happen if Helter-Skelter gets here, but perhaps you’ve been watching too many road warrior movies. In the mean time gold has been one of the very best investments over the last 10 years. Those of us who buy gold are smart enough to also store food and weapons and have a secure water source, but we hope the economy will improve soon and our wealth will have been preserved. Get it yet? …rf
NukeHaze
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 4:59pmSinista, do not presume that people who purchase gold and food for the purposes of hedging inflation and hunger do not give charitably to the poor and needy. When socialist and communist governments take as much from us and redistrubute it to the “needy” as you say, it takes away our free will of being charitable in the first place. That was Satan’s plan. Everyone loses free will and no one has a choice. That is what happens with too much government. Without getting into the detail of quoting scriptural passages, we are also told to help those who CANNOT help themselves and that to help those who CAN help themselves but CHOOSE not to encourages the problems we have with poverty.
Report Post »Sinista Mace
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 6:54pm@ Chickenlittle, I guess you’re right, I am considering the worse case scenario.
Thats what you’re supposed to prepare for.
@Mr. Obvious, I understand the gold electroplating of contacts and the increased conductivity and reduction of noise. Who’s going to be producing anything when the world collapses?
@AZFREEMAN, if the value of gold is based on the value of world currencies, and the value of world currencies are based on AIR, they’re artificially given value based on nothing, then the monetary value of gold is also based on nothing.
If the gold coin has a face value of $50, and the dollar is worth nil, then the gold coin is worth 50 nil.
I understand that you don’t think Helter Skelter is coming, but I do. It has nothing to do with movies, and a lot more to do with the current state of affairs.
I don’t doubt the historical value of gold vs paper currencies. All I’m saying is that the current value of gold is inflated because of the amount of money in circulation, it is a bubble, and it will deflate along with the rest of the world currencies in the long run.
I understand that you hope the economy will rebound soon and you’re attemtpting to preserve your wealth. I’m simply suggesting that you invest it in a bank that cannot be robbed, by giving it away.
@Nukehaze, I‘m not presuming that people who hoard gold don’t donate to charity. I’m not suggesting that we allow any socialists or commies to take it from us. I have some gold myself.
I understand that Satan is attempting to redeem hisself to God by forcing man to tithe, and that he is trying to steal our inheritance by taking from us to give to others and claiming it as his own gift.
My comment about giving to the poor was intended for those who don’t, because there are some who hoard their wealth and gold and don’t give.
Report Post »Nepalm
Posted on November 17, 2010 at 2:03pmSinista Mace said, “Collapse of the dollar means gold will go up in what…dollars? The dollar isn’t going to be worth anything. Therfore your gold isn’t going to be worth anything either.“ and ”It’s [gold]inherently worthless. It’s just a shiny rock.”
Wow. I never thought of it that way. But I like your theory!
Report Post »So…I have a bag of buttons. You can use buttons, right? How about I trade you a bag of buttons for your worthless and shiny gold rocks? That’s a more than fair deal, right?
felina g
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 9:14amGlenn NEVER told us to buy gold. He just said to go take a look at it and see if it is right for us………..another possibility.
Look out for #1 and don`t step in #2.
Report Post »EqualJustice
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 9:12amFirst of all, GLAD I LISTENED and bought! Thanks Glenn. Second.. why is that stupid show still on? Third, will they pass Anthony WEEENERS GOLD CONTROL legislation in the lame duck session? hahahaha This is going to be one of the LAMEST lames ever…. REPEAL is my new favorite word. :)
Report Post »NewBee
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 9:09amWOW that is so funny until realized that it is also so true …
Report Post »MiketheTrucker
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 8:41amWhoa, now Obama’s lost the libs on SNL?
Nice plug for Glenn too!
Report Post »Johnnyp1958
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 8:39amThis is how you know it’s over for Obama when SNL a.k.a “NBC” makes you look like an ASS
Report Post »ItsallaboutJesus
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 8:37amI think we are finding out Glenn is right about everything. Let the TRUTH set you free!
Report Post »ItsallaboutJesus
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 8:30amIronic huh?
Report Post »guyperram
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 8:20amIt is amazing that even the lunkheads on SNL have a skit about the wonderful destruction of America the King is doing.
Report Post »Sweet Sister
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 6:49amGlenn has been right about most things he has said in the last 5 years. Just sayin…..
Report Post »Edwardosan
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 6:56amAbsolutely.
Report Post »WILLIAM E.
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 7:28amI agree Sweetsister. Never heard of Glenn Beck til 2007 & have been following since. Bought gold & silver in 2008 even though 40-1 told me it is a bad move. Dah.
Report Post »walkwithme1966
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 5:36pmI would be right also if I selectively edited video clips as well as quotes – Glenn has a real problem with that! http://wp.me/pYLB7-l4
Report Post »Conserving Ink
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 6:40amPoor SNL, when your guys are providing the best comedic material its really rough. Tow the line or go for the home run laughs? We need a conservative presidency just so these guys can sleep at night.
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FORLORNHOPE
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 9:09amThat obama impersonator is bogus. He does not do the stuttering, use common euphemisms, or the back and forth of the head movement. He sucks and is not funny, of course they do not want to make to much fun of obama anyways.
Report Post »NukeHaze
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 4:48pmThey should have had the impersonator trying to read from the teleprompter the whole time.
You can tell how obviously left the entire audience is because of the several times the “actors” paused where there should have been applause. Oh my, how hurt the feelers of DBags and The BS Network must be!
Report Post »thebsnetwork
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 6:30amI kind of find it ironic that this site is quoting SNL…
Report Post »especially when the same site makes fun of these skits when they say something it dosn’t like.
RepubliCorp
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 7:01amYour right, We don’t agree with Commie Lib propaganda . So what is your point? AND BY THE WAY we wont be voting for the jerk in the white house. Shocking?
GBMBulletsSKNRD
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 7:11amTHE BS NETWORK, I am sure you are referring to MSNBC right?
Report Post »Rn mom
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 11:07amIt’s not ironic, it’s called news coverage- I know this concept is foreign to most libs- but BOTH sides need to be seen an heard. Decisions need to be left to the audience, not the media. Aren’t you tired of hearing one-sided arguments? How can anyone create an intelligent opinion without having heard all sides of any issue?
Report Post »You are obviously on the “other” side of the argument and often bring condemnation to the articles posted on this site. I read your posts and wade through the vitriol for rare nuggets of fact or sincere opinion, because I know you see things from a different perspective and it may help me develop a better understanding of all sides.
Don’t get me wrong, nothing you have posted thus far has created an “Aha” moment for me- but I am hopeful.
LEGION
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 6:29amWho was talking to ******** Behar? Another simpering looney lib who should be fired for no ratings. So happy Keith Countdown to no Ratings Obermann is gone, btw. :-)
Report Post »GBMBulletsSKNRD
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 6:35amI am not sure who he is and the reason is, nobody knows or is listening.
Report Post »SND97
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 6:28amDraft Glenn for President
Report Post »HKS
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 8:03amWe haven’t had a president that actually liked this country since Reagen, so that would be a twenty year improvement. Unbelievable damage has been done in twenty years.
Report Post »Metalist
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 8:38amIf only we could…
Report Post »dcart888
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 9:07amHKS: Like “W” or not you would be wrong to suggest he didn’t LOVE America
Report Post »Rev. WC
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 9:20amBush is a socialist just like his father..
Report Post »HEARDENOUGHCRAP
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 4:47pmI don’t think Glenn could afford the pay cut. That being said, I believe he WOULD run if he genuinely thought he could get us on the right track. But, I think he has made too many enemies in the areas that control the means to get him on the ballot. I believe those powers are happy to have Glenn just where he is…A Tea Party Amplifier. He has the savvy to get out to the working people of America what we need to know, to turn America around.
Report Post »LEGION
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 6:27amWhen SNL starts ripping the demonrat ********- then you KNOW the house of cards they put up is collapsing!
Report Post »thebsnetwork
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 6:32amyou obviously don’t listen to SNL much do you?
Report Post »This shouldn’t come as a surprise… they make fun of everyone pretty much equally.
firstHat
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 7:10am@thebsnetwork Actually, it has been a long long time since SNL was at all even handed with their political skewers. Every couple of months they throw us some red meat. Otherwise, they are pretty much skewering us. Back in the bad old days – in the Jane Curtain era – yup then they threw both sides under the bus. But those years are long long gone.
Report Post »what4
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 8:07amthat show is still on???
Report Post »betterthantv
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 8:33amBSNetwork…. They make fun of everybody equally?? I think it‘s you who doesn’t watch the show. Everything on NBC is slanted Left. Even their sitcoms and dramas.
Report Post »Rn mom
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 11:09amSNL doesn’t make fun of everyone equally. They skewered Sarah Palin for everything- including her clothes- yet Obama….nothing…. hmmmmm
Report Post »NukeHaze
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 5:13pmI must throw down the BS card on theBSnetwork. Equal spoofing? really? The “liberals” (regressives) may think everything must be distributed evenly, except power which of course must be given only to their elites because we do not know any better, but they believe the must attack the right thinkers and conservatives “liberally”. Therefore, they think they must perpetuate the brainwashing of the education system through SNL, Letterman, etc. The left is anything but fair and balanced.
Report Post »GBMBulletsSKNRD
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 6:21amSorry, I was referring to the clip on Behar. After the skit.
Report Post »Nature777
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 6:19amThat was beautiful! That‘s exactly how I imagined Obama’s meetings going.
Report Post »GBMBulletsSKNRD
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 6:18amShe is such a hag.
Report Post »GBMBulletsSKNRD
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 6:24amSorry, I was referring to the clip of Behar after the skit.
Report Post »john seven eighteen
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 6:15amHey, even the Chinese get it!
tower7femacamp
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 8:20amthat was Funny !!! you know when Sat Night live is going after a liberal president
they are in trouble. hahaha
Dustyluv
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 9:00amIs that show still on the air?
They will make a comeback when they start BBQing Obama on a regular basis…
Report Post »snowleopard3200 {mix art}
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 9:01amAgreement with both of you.
Report Post »John 1776
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 9:30amWell, they slammed Beck as usual (He wasn’t the source of the 200m a day statement), But at least they gave him credit where credit was due on gold!
Report Post »Robert P.
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 11:17amthey grill obama regularly lol.
Report Post »LadyLibertea
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 11:19amPalladium is another choice too.
Report Post »rebel
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 12:47pmwow i chuckled at that. the rest of last night’s show was trash. it seems like every other skit is 8 people dancing after every word. Bad comedy is baddddddddddddddddd
Report Post »Deb C
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 1:51pmAnybody notice that Jesse Ventura ( yes, yes I know ) is on the same track ?
Jesse goes inside the secret billionaire’s boy’s club to find out what caused the financial meltdown and how the group allegedly continues to manipulate and control the stock market and oil, gold and silver prices. From Wall Street to Washington, the governor barges in on the rich and powerful to demands answers.
In The Obama Deception, at the same time that the majority of Americans were under the spell of thinking that Obama was a populist man of the people who would enact real change, Alex Jones exposed how he was personally chosen over Hillary Clinton at the 2008 Bilderberg meeting by Bilderberg luminaries and how Obama was in actual fact a compliant servant for the Bilderberg globalists who he answers to, people like Zbigniew Brzezinski
Spooky Dude/Bilderberg…any connection there ?
Report Post »Deb C
Posted on November 14, 2010 at 1:53pmI’m buying copper pipe
Report Post »Armed Patriot
Posted on November 15, 2010 at 6:20amDeb C… Doesnt Alex Jones have his own blog. Maybe you sgould take your Alex Jones, 9-11 truther, Jesse Ventura, a Build a burger conspiracy theory stuff over there. Just saying.
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