SNL: Jesus Asks Tim Tebow to ‘Take it Down a Notch’
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After yet another amazing last-minute victory for the Denver Broncos, Jesus stopped by the team locker room on Saturday Night Live to tell quarterback Tim Tebow he needs to start playing better earlier in the games.
His other request? That Tebow, famous for getting on one knee and kneeling in prayer during a game, “take it down a notch” with regard to his outward displays of faith.
“Here’s the thing, if we’re going to keep doing this, you guys gotta meet me out halfway out there. I mean, let’s face it. It’s not a good week if every week I, the son of God, have to come in, drop everything and bail out the Denver Broncos in the fourth quarter, OK? I’m a busy guy,” Jesus, played by Jason Sudeikis, implored.
Tebow, played by Taran Killam, excitedly told Jesus he prays to him before every game, but Jesus wasn’t having it.
“Here’s something else you should do before every game: Stretch. Get the arm all warm, you know? Read the playbook, do you read the playbook?” he asked.
“The Holy Bible is my playbook,” Tebow said.
“OK, that’s great, that’s great but you need to read the regular playbook,” Jesus said. “You know who you should be thanking? Your kicker, OK? You don’t win unless this guy gets a 59 yarder. I’m serious man, Matt Prater, I pray to you brother.”
“Wow, you pray to me? I didn’t know that,” Prater said from the locker room bench.
“That‘s because I’m not in everyone’s face about it,” Jesus said, with a knowing look at Tebow.
As he wrapped up his visit, Jesus said the team’s on their own next week — he has a “big birthday,” after all — and winced when he heard they’d be playing the New England Patriots.
“If I’m the son of God, Tim Brady‘s gotta be the guy’s nephew,” he said.
As he left, he added, “Mormonism? All true. Every single word. All right, peace.”
Watch the clip below, via NBC:
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Comments (305)
JustJason
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 8:52amSNL, the jesters of the progressive kingdom, always marginalize and isolate those that the left don’t want you to listen to.
Isn’t it curious that leftists are made fun of by exaggerating positives? Job Interviewing 101… when responding to a “bad trait” question, turn a positive into a negative. Sometimes I am too much a perfectionist, sometimes i take work home with me, sometimes i work too long of hours blah blah blah… Or lets joke how I am the smartest man in the world and the frustration of dealing with the unintelligent masses
Report Post »mils
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 9:05amChristians beware….“they” will do their best to degrade you….
Report Post »A Muslim.?..hahahahah snl or no one else has the balls to touch those people..so they go after those that don’t fight back..
Mil-Dot
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 10:09amMLS is correct about progs to a tee. I thought the skit was funny personally. I kinda agree with their assertion that some people take it too far. My relationship with God and Jesus is a personal, private matter to me. I don‘t believe that God or Jesus take anybody’s side in contests. That is BS. That is some sort of mental disease to think that one is so much more adored by God and Jesus that they actually intervene on his behalf. He does need to tone it down. I despise politicians that attempt to latch themselves to the sports hero of the day. Be wary of those that proclaim to be closer to Jesus than the rest of us.
Report Post »Hobbs57
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 11:17amHonestly, I thought it was a well done skit. Seemed to me it was thoughtful and took a very controversial topic and put a little perspective on it. When I was “holy or’ than now”, I recall reflecting inside about how God most certainly didn’t care about football or who won or not. I recall feeling that competitions such as in the NFL were meaningless acts created by man only to promote pride and ego. I am so glad I fell from grace, honestly. It wasn’t until I gained enough wisdom that I understood what even the most simple of animals always knew. The life that has been pressed upon me is only an illusion, that which has been created by the never ending and echoing “knowledge” of flesh. It was through the teaching of the Toltec’s which changed the hold I allowed the world to have on me. Dating back to initial sin as Eve bought into the lie of Satan and partook of the fruit from the tree of “knowledge”, believing, “ye shall be as Gods”, to know good and bad(Gen 3). So man has forever since acted upon this earth, living as Gods, knowing good and bad, judging others and laying out the protocol supposedly designed as a path of salvation but ultimately is only set up to empower men and ensure obedience through fear and conditional love. So lost is man, forgetting, Christ has died so we can break the chains of death so man can partake of the tree of “life”. Knowledge is not power, but only wisdom is. Faith vs Fear,Who is your master?To Which kingdom do you pledge your
Report Post »Br@dley
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 11:46amjesus christ, it was funny. can’t you zealots take a freaking joke?
tim tebow is a sorry QB. matt prater sends games into overtime and wins them. don’t get me wrong, i root for the guy and was even touched a few weeks ago when, after the game, members from both teams formed a prayer circle in the middle of the field. but y’all need to lighten up.
Report Post »Ruler4You
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 12:13pmSNL is a PERFECT example of what is wrong with ‘media’ today.
There is virtually NO skill as comedians among the cast. Without a laugh track, they and cue cards they fall flat on their faces.
The only material they can come up with lacks creativity, enthusiasm, originality, approach and execution. And delves into politics as though they have some meaningful unique perspective. Which this clearly demonstrates, they do not.
Tastelessness in the corner stone of SNL. And THAT should be indication of their lack of creative skill.
IMHBLO, SNL is an empty shell of its former glory days. A sad reminder that just having a venue can not substitute for talent. It can not recover any of the respect it once had as a cutting edge creative and entertaining program whose cast was a well oiled machine of comedic genius.,
Report Post »RabidPatriot
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 1:13pmThe Godless and the pseudo-Christians do not understand Tim Tebow. His dedication to his faith and the way he backs up his words with lifestyle makes them uncomfortable. It exposes their own shortcomings and they hope he fails so they can go back to feeling good about themselves.
Report Post »your sensei
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 1:20pmRULER4YOU . . . You’re so VERY adult. Very WRONfG, but very adult. SNL doesn’t use a laugh track. And it seems every week they do stuff that makes it into the American discussion. And for some people like you nothing will ever measure up to the glory days of yore. That, of course, is nothing more than a mirage for the terminally nostalgic. Nice try though. Keep on sounding adult. It fools a lot of morons here.
Report Post »apollo18
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 1:46pmAren’t these the same god-hating sociopaths that thought it was “funny” to have Sinead O’Connor rip up a picture of Pope John Paul II? She sings with a shaved head. The Pope and Ronald Reagan (plus Margaret Thatcher and the 1980 US Hockey team) oversaw the downfall of the Soviet Union without firing a shot. SNL, what have they ever done?
Report Post »crackerone
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 1:55pmI couldn’t watch it. Was it funny?
Report Post »pavepaws
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 3:00pmAll B.S. At least Hell will have SNL to entertain itself eventually.
Report Post »pavepaws
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 3:04pmSNL. Is that still on?
Report Post »John 1776
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 6:49pmWonder how NBC studios would be doing if they had Mohammad doing the guest shot? Ashes would be my guess.
Report Post »BuzzardSays
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 9:24pmReally I am thinking that this poster Br@dley wants to fight with any one, and every one. He is a lost soul destined for hell and he hates with a passion because he can not measure up to any one or any thing. But, Jesus does not ask a man to measure up, only to believe in Him, repent, and turn to follow obediantly. Be baptized in His name as a testimony of your belief in Him. Let the world know you have faith in Jesus that He will perfect you and prepare a table for you in the presence of your enemies.
For me Br@dley registers in as an enemy of all decent men and women. Especially of those proclaiming salvation through Jesus.
Br@dley you understand your horrid prediciment as my enemy. I will pray for you.
Report Post »Gnostyk
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 11:49pm@You’re Senseless
Nostalgia? I’ll take the classic SNL humor of John Belushi, Dan Akroyd, Chevy Chase, George Coe, Jane Curtin, Garrett Morris, Laraine Newman, Michael O’Donoghue, Gilda Radner and other members of the Not Ready for Prime Time Players over what passes for humor these days. And show me the comedic successors to Monty Python, Carry On, Benny Hill, and the Fireside Theater. The current crop can get laughs only when they make fun of sincere belief, or sprinkle their conversation with the F word. (Apparently, an “effin chicken” is funnier than just “a chicken.”)
Report Post »thetreyman
Posted on December 19, 2011 at 1:19amhere we go, get ready for the christian suicide bombers targeting the snl cast and crew like they always do when someone offends their religion. i am sure the death threats have been pouring in from all over the christian world after this heresy. burning effigys, boycotts of all things atheist, mass demonstrations, riots, because as we know this is what christians are known for. now if it had been muhammad the muslims would have only complained about it on a news site or chat forum and written a strongly worded e-mail, that they may or may not send, because that is what they are known to do.
Resist We Much!
Report Post »TH30PH1LUS
Posted on December 19, 2011 at 4:29am“You are the light of the world. A town built on a hill cannot be hidden. Neither do people light a lamp and put it under a bowl. Instead they put it on its stand, and it gives light to everyone in the house. In the same way, let your light shine before others, that they may see your good deeds and glorify your Father in heaven.” ~ JESUS
The SNL version of “Jesus” is the opposite of truth. JESUS taught that faith was to be lived openly/publicly, and that it should affect every area of our lives and decision-making.
Report Post »KeystoneState
Posted on December 19, 2011 at 8:00amOk, it was funny, and “SNL Jesus” did give a shoutout to the Mormons (take it or leave it), I’ll give it a pass. I hope Jesus isn’t a 49ers fan! Go Pittsburgh Steelers!
Report Post »PATTY HENRY
Posted on December 19, 2011 at 10:12amHas SNL ever been funny? BTW: JESUS CHRIST is the one who saved the world from eternal death and gave us eternal life. TEBOW has what we all should have, a personal relationship with Christ. Tebow is correct, GOD doesn’t care who wins a game, he cares about the hearts of the players. PS: JESUS CHRIST is not a swear word.
Report Post »Doris
Posted on December 19, 2011 at 1:00pmMil-dot, He does not need to tone it down. He doesnt pray to win does he. I thought he praised God when TD or other scores weremet. Just because he is public with his faith rather than private does not make him wrong.Why hide it?If you be ashamed of me I will be ashamed of you before my father (paraphrase Jesus remark).
Report Post »TimH
Posted on December 19, 2011 at 3:05pmThe words of Jesus from Matthew 10:33, “But whoever denies Me before men, him I will deny before My Father who is in heaven.” Silence is not an option, and Tim Tebow does not have to worry about being denied by the only one that matters. And Jesus is still in the business of intervening in the lives of men and women with miracles large and small. Tim Tebow has got his freak on. Jesus Freak that is. And for those that mock God…
http://www.BornAgainHeathens.com
Report Post »iono12345
Posted on December 19, 2011 at 6:53pmyeah well, a Muslim is crazier then a Christian and will kill you, turning the other cheek and acceptance of all has destroyed your precious Christianity, Muslims will not turn the other cheek, so no jokes will be made and one day they will dominate all unless we have a mass cleansing and well that ain’t going to happen, so enjoy the humor as soon we will not be free to make fun of any religion as there will be only islam, thank your politicians and Christians…your only saving grace maybe the atheists…godbeless
Report Post »Clara88
Posted on December 20, 2011 at 2:55pmWe NEED A Christian In The White House
Report Post »“““““““““““““““““““““
Veterans are supporting a VETERAN….Gov Rick Perry
Our military deserves a Commander In Chief they can be PROUD of and RESPECT
GOD BLESS OUR BRAVE MILITARY AND OUR BELOVED BRAVE VETERANS
http://www.rickperry.org/veterans/
AND..he doesn’t golf…he likes guns *SMILE*
GOD BLESS THE 2ND AMENDMENT
obamamustgo
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 8:49amPeople talk about Tebow taking it down a notch! I say we need to take up a notch! There is a reason our country is in the situation we are in and its because there have been compromise after compromise….The truth is Tebow is right they are all wrong! Keep going Tebow no matter what keep going!
Report Post »thegrassroots
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 10:12amYou Are Absolutely Right! Keep Going Tebow, No Matter What! [Isaiah 50:7-9]
BHO keeps whining for “compromise.” BHO just doesn‘t understand that he’s dealing with “Don’t Tread On Me” America and the days of compromise are over. America doesn’t compromise with terrorists and sociopaths = BHO. If BHO wants compromise, BHO Is Who Needs To Compromise.
God Bless America! In Jesus’ Name!
Report Post »neverending
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 10:14amamen to that – take it up several notches.
Report Post »captainwillieoneleg
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 10:53amTebow knows where his blessings come from, we could learn a lesson from him and do the same where we work…
Report Post »palerider54
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 10:54amTebow is giving the glory for winning to Jesus, as all Christians should do. The hard part is thanking Jesus for the strength and courage to accept a loss, to lean on him in the valley as well as the mountaintop.
I am certain that when the Broncos lose, and sooner or later they will, Mr. Tebow will still be praising Jesus and find a way to give all the glory to God.
Win or lose a Christian that does this is always a winner.
Report Post »Tankertony
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 12:10pmExactly. If every Christian in America took it up a notch (both in public and in private) we would be well on our way to recovery/restoration, both within and without, micro and macro.
Generally, only godless leftists have a problem with this. If every Christian in America put a big crucifix on their car with the message ‘the power of Christ compels you’, it would have a profoundly postive impact. Millions of godless leftist progressive-marxist types would magically and mysteriously be pulled towards the Lord.
Report Post »saranda
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 12:40pm@palerider – celebs have been giving thanks to God for decades in public. Rappers, athletes, actors, pols, have all used God as a means to draw attention to themselves and attempt to gain favor with the public.
Report Post »If you go to any highschool football game in this country you can see dozens of players and often entire teams bowing to give prayer. As if God cares about an athletic event. This is just more egocentric “Christians” who believe God wants to micromanage every small detail.
Free will baby.
thecid100
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 4:42pmTotally agree. We’re all told how wonderful diversity is, and how we should accept it…except for Christians. Can you guys tone it down a bit? (Hey, where’d your tolerance go?)
Not me. I’m turning it up! Not ashamed to be Christian!
Report Post »JustPeachy
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 5:42pmGood points, Obamamustgo! It seems like Christians unashamed of their faith are constantly being told, “Be quiet. Keep it to yourself. Tone it down.” LOL Meanwhile, others are free to openly pray when they wish, or to bash Christianity as they wish. HYPOCRITES may be found in the Church at times, but there sure are a lot more of them OUTSIDE it than in, IMO!
That’s right. Keep telling us to “tone it down” and we’ll just TURN IT UP! LOL :-)
Part of our very faith is to BE open with it. If that makes some feel uncomfortable, well, some discomfort is simply a part of life.
Those who do: PLEASE stop telling us Christians to “sit down and shut up.” You say we’re annoying for speaking out about our faith, or displaying nativity scenes or whatnot at Christmas–well in the mortal words of Steve Martin (a REAL comedian) “Well excuuuuuse me (us)!” YOU are annoying for your continuous whining and complaining about it!
Christians exist.
Get over it already!
Report Post »rpp
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 5:43pmAs a faithful Catholic, and I think Tim Tebow is some type of Protestant, I completely agree. Take it UP a couple of notches. We are all praying, and pulling, for you Tim! God Bless you!
Report Post »R.A. Bullseye
Posted on December 19, 2011 at 3:27amI agree with RUlER4You and yes we need to take it up a couple of notches. SNL stopped being funny in the mid 80s and the weekend up date part of the show is a liberal love- fest. The last time they did anything interesting was when they had Palin on the show and she out shone all of them with out even trying
Report Post »ridgerunner72160
Posted on December 19, 2011 at 12:06pmI couldn’t agree more. It’s way past time to stop conceding to these Hollywood atheists and their muslim pals. And although I am a Houston Texans fan, I wish Tim and the Denver Broncos good luck too in the upcoming postseason. As for the hate filled liberal atheists, all I can do is shake my head at their stupidity.
Report Post »UBETHECHANGE
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 8:47amYou know what’s offensive to me while watching football? The VIAGRA commercials!!!!
Report Post »tbolt71
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 8:51amand lets not forget the male on male butt slapping…disgusting
Report Post »crackerone
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 3:13pmI like the one where they give the kid earphones. Mom must be a screamer.
Report Post »rdietz7
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 8:43amseemed wimpy and like the Libs pulled their punches. I mean if your going to be blasphemous, you guys over there @ SNL should really commit. Otherwise you’ll be dragged into the PIT and have some serious regrets. Oh wait that’s what God calls weeping and gnashing of teeth. LOL
Report Post »OBAMA IS A FOUL EVIL TRAITOR
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 8:42amSNL = Satanic NBC Liberals!
Report Post »singleparent
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 11:07amFunny i never see them dress up as the muslim prophet and make fun of him…. These people are nothing more than cowards…. Who cares what they think.. Vote‘ing is not going to turn this country around and if you think that it will your dream’ing.. It’s time to do the hard thing and take this country back….
Report Post »HOn3yB33
Posted on December 19, 2011 at 12:22pmAll true your label for SNL
Report Post »Ray2447
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 8:40amI’m sure that when Tebow prays to Jesus before a game, “winning” is not nearly as important as “Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven.” Sure Tebow wants to do a good job for his empolyer(s), but Tebow’s big boss in heaven is the ultimate one he works for. Who does SNL work for?
Report Post »only easy day was yesterday
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 3:29pmTebow was miked up last week, he prayed win or lose let me glorify you, Jesus. That’s where people get it wrong God does care about his children whether they are playing a game or working any other job.
Report Post »It is sad that SNL can only make fun of christians or conservatives. I will not watch any show that does that. Limits my T.V watching but I don’t mind.
Jenny Lind
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 8:39amTim Tebow has cetainly done more for faith in this country than SNL, maybe they should think about it and “take it down a notch” for the tasteless stuff they do.
Report Post »angelcat
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 10:23amChristians have been mocked, reviled, and much worse for their faith for centuries. If Tebow is as strong in his faith as I think he is, he will welcome stuff like this as an opportunity to show God that he can withstand taking some heat for his faith.
Report Post »Qoheleth
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 8:36amUsually, I‘m a little upset when someone takes Jesus and puts words in his mouth or implies that he’d support a certain political cause. In this case, it was intended tongue-in-cheek and, taking it that way, I do find it kind of amusing. I do wish Tebow would “take it down a notch” in implying that God takes a personal interest in the outcome of his games. If it was just gratefulness at being blessed with speed, strength, and accuracy, and the outlet to use it all, I’d be quite satisfied. Prayer is getting in touch with the mind and heart of God as much or more than it is getting God in touch with our wants and needs (of which God is already keenly aware).
Report Post »tbolt71
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 8:49amGod rewards those who diligently seek him….I don’t have a problem with it…keep it up Tim as you are a great example to what is quickly becoming a Godless nation
Report Post »p00gles
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 8:56amTim has NEVER implied that God or Jesus takes a personal interest in the outcome of his games. I guess you have listened to a few too many of his critics on that particular issue and not actually listened to Tim himself, thanking Jesus 24/7 is just what he does no matter what, he WILL lose a game at some point and you WILL hear him thank Jesus immediately after the loss as well. I really don’t get where people think that he thinks God or Jesus have any part in the outcome of his games.
Report Post »Jenny Lind
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 9:00amGod takes a personal interest in every one of us-more so if you seek him.
Report Post »ssbstspd
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 1:23pmWhen did Tebow ever say that God takes a personal outcome in his games ? Could it be possible that he prays to be protected from injury on the field ?
Could it also be possible that Tebow thanks God every game because He is thankful for being on the field never mind winning ?
In this day of Jesus bashing and sin running wild. Maybe it is possible that God is just trying to open up are eyes to faith and himself and he understands that many people with little faith including non believers might open their eyes, IF they see someone like Tebow do the impossible ? like win a super bowl ? especially when all the pundits said it was impossible. Yes Jesus most likely does not care about the football games. But he does care about people having faith in him and maybe this is the one way to make non believers believers again.
Snl skit. totally disrespectful. Makes me gag. Im sure if you poured some holy water on does snl idiots they would probally start screaming and melt.
Report Post »Islesfordian
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 8:35amRight, because the LAST thing Jesus wants is people worshipping him too much. I mean, it would really tick him off if the rocks and trees started praising him.
Report Post »KAdams
Posted on December 19, 2011 at 1:02amRocks and trees and everything else of nature already glorify God simply by being. They are not the corrupt… humanity is.
Report Post »Lost In Space
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 8:32amBeing a closet denver fan, I hope thay do it again, the way the point spread went from 4 to 7 and a half tells you the money laying heavy pats. Go denver go! Fox,go ahead and empty that backfield early.
Report Post »alrunner58
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 8:32amIs this all these people do is find something they don’t agree with and then go after it like a bulldog? Absolutely pathetic.
Report Post »Moment of Clarity
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 8:30amfunny stuff – some of you got to take yourselves more lightly – I think Jesus has a sense of humor too and we can all have fun with it -
Report Post »rdietz7
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 8:51am‘jesus loves it when the liberal media mocks his children!’ get a life loser!
Report Post »Sicialian Eyeball
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 8:30amAre people uneasy about Tim Tebow’s talk about Jesus, because they are actually questioning the direction that their lives are headed? Im not a very religious person,but Iam very spiritual and see nothing wrong with his actions. Question- How come muslims can pray multiple times to mecca during their work day and an uproar occurs if their employer tells them to get back to work. No workee,No payee. Seems to me like there is angenda to stifle Christianity in America. Let’s ask the racist,muslim,communist on Pennsylvania Ave. One of the 1# rules of the Communist Manifesto is to crush religion. islam is not a religion,just a twisted misguided cult. Kind of like liberalism. Merry CHRISTmas or Happy Hanauka to all! muslims-you get coal and ugly women. Go Tim. I respect your courage.
Report Post »HOn3yB33
Posted on December 19, 2011 at 12:20pmwell stated. ditto.
Report Post »the58thstate
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 8:28amcant wait to see their skit on muhammed and how he likes little girls and most likely boys. wonder who has the balls to play him?
Report Post »GeorgieJo
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 8:30amLorne Michels doesn’t has the cajones to do that. He’s jewish.
Report Post »ireport uderide
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 9:35amlove your tag. lolpmp!
Report Post »Coonrapids
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 8:24amThe left does not mock the muslims, or the jews. What do they fear? Mock the religion of peace and they will kill you, when was the last time a christian was a human bomb?
Report Post »rdietz7
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 8:53amtrust me if they mocked the Muslims in some way one of us would get it instead of those Libs. the muslims are to disorganized to hit targets. the last guy that went ape in LA didn’t even kill anyone and it was all random on regular people driving.
Report Post »Beckisdelusional
Posted on December 19, 2011 at 9:50amObviously you don’t read history books too well. Christianity and Religion as a whole have killed more people then every war COMBINED. Pot meet kettle…
Report Post »Obama Bin Lying
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 8:23amEver notice the left never pokes fun at Islam? s it because Islam and the Democrats have the same ideology?
Hypocrites
Report Post »flavsngrace
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 3:21pmYou know, I‘m a Christian and I’m all about “yeah, it’s cool, make a joke.” People always making fun of Christians; I laugh sometimes too. Yet, nobody wants to make fun of Islam because if you do; you are suddenly a bigot. You become an intolerant extremist…. it makes no sense to me.
Report Post »sawbuck
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 8:18amI’ll be anxiously awaiting the SNL skit of Mohammad telling his followers, to “take it down a notch” on their “Killing all the Jews” mantra ..! Oh….And make sure it’s during Ramadan when it’s aired .
Report Post »Talk about a funny skit …I’ll just bet the Muslims will be rolling with laughter .( end sarcasm)
rogue operator
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 8:18amWhy is Christianity such a threat to the left? If forgiveness, a higher power (than the U.S. government), and moral standards seem dangerous to the left, we have to wonder what the left’s intentions are. http://tinyurl.com/7pzbbvy
Report Post »redbone007
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 10:56amThe closer we are to God, the less we (us and our children) buy into the left’s (Hollywood) crap that they are selling us.
Report Post »ZomBrad
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 8:14amIf the whole world’s telling you to “take it down a notch” with worshipping Christ….that’s only a sign that you should go a few more notches up…..
Report Post »Darla_K
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 8:33amThat’s right. Keep up the good work Tebow. :)
Report Post »tbolt71
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 8:12amliberals don’t understand God,because liberals don’t know God…’nough said
Report Post »poverty.sucks
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 8:24amKnowledge of God is in the Heart of every Man, some try extremely hard to avoid Him.
Report Post »poverty.sucks
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 8:11amJesus would never ask to tone it down.
Report Post »jasmer
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 9:44amTeachable moment for Revelations 3:16, innit?
Report Post »1me2ao
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 8:07amif he was muslim would snl make fun of him?
Report Post »Baddoggy
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 8:12amOf course not. Islam is the religion of PIECE as in “we will take a piece of your ass if you nake fun of us.”
Report Post »Lucy Larue
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 2:53pm1ME2AO,
Of course not! The cowardly crew at SNL would NEVER mock the disciples of Allah!
That would take courage! They have none.
SNL writers are no different than those writing for Stewart and Colbert.
They write for an audience of mindless sheeple(apologys to real sheep worldwide).
Sheeple writers appealing to a sheeple audience. A vicious cycle, NON?
I agree with a previous poster. I too was disgusted by the FOX weekend crew of Dave, Allison, and Clayton chortling over the SNL Tebow segment.
Report Post »Better they should have wondered out loud …, if Tebow was a muslim would SNL mock him for raising his derriere to heaven 5 times a day?
Baddoggy
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 8:04amTim is a witness to His greatness. Mock and laugh all you want. Tim will worship win or lose. He will give God the glory even in a loss. But Lord it sure is fun to see the media try to explain it all…It’s so funny to see them stumble over their thoughts and words. Maybe soon they will see the unbelieveable and really start to see that Christ is calling them through Tim to be their Savior….We can only hope.
Report Post »rdietz7
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 8:58amI hope they lose anyway. God shouldn’t favor any NFL team. NFL is a bunch of facists. The least God can do for their sales is the best. NOBODY CARES about stupid NFL anymore. If you do your full of it! Tebow is to good for the losers in NFL who screw anything that moves and are more drugged up than inner city vagrants. DOWN WITH NFL!!!
Report Post »AlansTigg
Posted on December 19, 2011 at 9:49amwow got some NFL issues there buddy???
Report Post »louise
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 8:02amAmos 8:11,12
Report Post »Stuck_in_CA
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 8:05amReally disappointed me this morning, seeing the Fox and Friends gang laughing at this. Maybe I’m just old-fashioned, seems like blasphemy to me.
Report Post »God will not be mocked!
only easy day was yesterday
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 3:35pmI quit watching Fox and Friends with the Hank Jr. incident. I don’t think Fox is all that conservative, why try to be fair and balance when the competition is not.
Report Post »lukerw
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 7:59amI hate SNL Liberals; I hate the Left… criticising the Right, especially on Religion; I hate it when they are Right!
Report Post »mllyjul
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 8:35amLUKERW are you what they call a TROLL?
Report Post »lukerw
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 8:48am@MLLYJUL
Report Post »GOD give you Free Will… to make your own choices; GOD does not follow you around, fix your Errors, and tend your BooBoos… nor pick Winners nor Winning Sides!
Ghandi was a Republican
Posted on December 18, 2011 at 10:36amWhen does THAT happen?
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