SNL: Joe Biden Complains About Obama Taking all the Same-Sex Marriage Credit…to George W. Bush
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Actor Will Ferrell‘s return to Saturday Night Live as host meant one thing in the show’s cold open: The resurrection of his George W. Bush impersonation.
The former president paid Vice President Joe Biden a visit to console him about the past week; a petulant Biden, played by Jason Sudeikis, was upset that Obama had stolen all the thunder in coming out in support of same-sex marriage when it was Biden who got the ball rolling.
“Everybody says I have, like, a big mouth. But it’s my big mouth that got things done this time, not his ‘careful weighing of options,’” Biden sulked.
“Those smartypants guys are never going to understand speak-first guys like us,” Bush observed. “They’re all brains. You and me? We’re all gut and balls. Every decision I ever made happened between my bellybutton and my thighs.”
Biden protested that he was just “sick of the way presidents are always riding me. I’m an adult!”
Bush said he had gone through the same thing under “President Cheney”: “I’d be in the Oval Office hooking up the slurpee machine, settling into a ‘Charles in Charge’ marathon, and that penguin would come waddling in and yell, ‘Get your damn pants on, we’re going to bomb blabbity-blah-blah-blah! It’s like, whatever happened to be a kid?”
“Politics isn’t fair,” Biden whined.
“No sir,” Bush said. “Well, mission accomplished.”
“What’s that supposed to mean?” Biden asked.
“It‘s just something I like to say when a problem isn’t solved but I don’t like to talk about it anymore,” Bush said.
Watch the full sketch below, via NBC:
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Comments (64)
blackyb
Posted on May 13, 2012 at 6:44pmI believe a goodly portion of those gay people know they are living in sin and will not vote for this man. Some probably do think he is stupid. He is not going anywhere unless they figure out a way to cheat this election. Florida is already on to him, as are some more states. Now they better figure out a way to stop the cheating. If they can get Holder fired, then put someone in the Justice Department who is not going to be in there for political reasons, mayb some special session of Congress to do this, and then take the action needed to get this bird out of the WH.
Report Post »elconejo
Posted on May 13, 2012 at 4:04pmThis was no gaff, it was a Fained Gaff. Think about it…Biden does or says nothing unless the president first blows it up his ar$$. This was planned, Obama is so desperate…the use of the Gaffer is proof of that.
Report Post »blackyb
Posted on May 13, 2012 at 6:41pmI am thinking so too. He is desperate for gay votes, but many will not vote for him because he is stupid.
Report Post »boyd9
Posted on May 14, 2012 at 10:04amAbsolutely. No way this was a “gaff”. Obama wanted more money from the Clooney fundraiser, couldn‘t get it without supporting gay marriage and didn’t want to be accused of taking a stance on gay marriage in order to raise money, but that is exactly what he did. Biden was there to provide him a cover story. This is community organizing at its finest. If no crisis exists, create one then use it to advantage.
Report Post »SPOT_OF_TEA
Posted on May 13, 2012 at 3:31pmWhen I read the headline I asked myself are they really going to make fun of Obama for once?But as usual,they turn it into another skit bashing Bush and Cheney….What was I thinking.
Report Post »rickc34
Posted on May 13, 2012 at 4:09pmsnl is a bunch of left wing cowards hiding behind comedy while kissing Obama anus in search of Klingons.
Report Post »Paydert33
Posted on May 13, 2012 at 4:30pm@SPOT_OF_TEA….You are so…..spot-on!
Report Post »don young
Posted on May 13, 2012 at 2:43pmI think joe is saying this and all his gafts so obama will pick hillery for v.p so she wont run against him.
Report Post »FL_Catholic
Posted on May 14, 2012 at 9:23amI’ve been thinking the same thing, although it‘s a dangerous gambit on Obama’s part.
With Biden as VP, there’s no danger of assassination. With Hillary, the danger will be a heartbeat away.
Then again, it could be a case of keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
Report Post »Tandem2011
Posted on May 13, 2012 at 2:26pm13th Generation (Un)-American:
Liberals like these would bring disgust to President John F. Kennedy if he had a voice today. The Democratic Socialist Party has become so dishonest and sniveling that even the brutish Communist Party in Russia would disown them..
Report Post »13th Generation American
Posted on May 13, 2012 at 8:33pmYou are just completely wrong about JFK
If by a “Liberal” they mean someone who looks ahead and not behind, someone who welcomes new ideas without rigid reactions, someone who cares about the welfare of the people — their health, their housing, their schools, their jobs, their civil rights, and their civil liberties — someone who believes we can break through the stalemate and suspicions that grip us in our policies abroad, if that is what they mean by a “Liberal,” then I‘m proud to say I’m a “Liberal.” JFK
Report Post »Zipit
Posted on May 14, 2012 at 8:50am13Th. Your vision of Liberalism is so heartwarming!!!! Because of your sage words, I can do nothing but, “look forward” to the day when we are just like Europe. Because everything is working so well there! Very progressive!! Your thinking is so “forward, that you have your head stuck in someone’s “behind”.
Report Post »boyd9
Posted on May 14, 2012 at 10:01am13th Generation, by Liberal/progressive I mean someone who can see that we have nearly 16 trillion dollars in federal debt, who can see that this kind of debt, along with continued green energy subsidies and entitlement spending have brought the European union to the verge of financial collapse and still wants to keep promising people free stuff in order to buy their votes. Someone who is standing on the edge of the financial abyss and yells FORWARD as a campaign slogan. Thanks what I mean by Liberal/Progressive.
Report Post »READRIGHTHERE
Posted on May 13, 2012 at 1:23pmI don’t care who you are, that’s funny right there. If you can’t admit that, then you are a little too angry about your issues than you should be.
“That‘s just something I like to say when a problem isn’t really solved, but I don’t want to talk about it anymore…” Ha! Funny.
Report Post »Tandem2011
Posted on May 13, 2012 at 2:12pmYeah, it was funny in between all of the usual one-sided conservative-bashing. George W. Bush had to be brought in (channeled by way of comedian Will Ferrell) — as in “Dumb and Dumber” (Bush pegged as “Dumber” than Biden) as Biden’s foil. Humor always deflects Obama-Biden’s outrageous record in office. SNL operates solely for the Democratic White House now.
Report Post »affinity
Posted on May 13, 2012 at 12:44pmWow, they let Joe Biden out of the house and he’s talking. Obama is really getting hard-up when his looney tunes VP is the best PR person he’s got.
Report Post »eyestoseeearstohear
Posted on May 13, 2012 at 11:59amCheck THIS out:
DHS Whistleblower: Obama plans to incite Martial Law before elections.
http://www.nowpublic.com/world/obama-admins-plan-incite-martial-law-elections-dhs-info
Report Post »DoctorRon
Posted on May 13, 2012 at 12:53pmI think you mean “invoke.”
Report Post »usafpatriot
Posted on May 13, 2012 at 11:37am13th Genration….The fact of the matter is if Gore had won his home state (Tennesee), Florida would have been a non-issue. Also, why did Gore try to get the Mail-In overseas ballots thrown out? Why, because the military vote GOP and most of the overseas votes are military.
Report Post »RHO1953
Posted on May 13, 2012 at 11:47amPlease stop with the lies about Florida. Gore was NEVER ahead in Florida. He never won that state. He wanted to cherry pick the recount and do it until he gained enough votes. And the democrats did everything under the sun to disenfranchise the absentee military voters. They went to court to keep military ballots from being counted. Typical shameless democrat tactics.
Report Post »13th Generation American
Posted on May 13, 2012 at 11:57amThe Military supports the GOP, liar. How many GOP Chicken-hawks, including Romney and Ted Nugent wussied out of Vietnam
Former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney – did not serve in the military but did serve the Mormon Church on a 30-month mission to France.
Report Post »GW Bush – decided that a six-year Nat’l Guard commitment really means four years. Still says that he’s “been to war.” Huh?
VP Cheney – several deferments, the last by marriage (in his own words, “had other priorities than military service”)
Former Att’y Gen. John Ashcroft – did not serve; received seven deferment to teach business ed at SW Missouri State
Jeb Bush, Florida Governor – did not serve.
Karl Rove – avoided the draft, did not serve, too busy being a Republican.
Former Speaker Newt Gingrich – avoided the draft, did not serve
House Majority Leader John Boehner, R-OH – did not serve
BacktotheFounders
Posted on May 13, 2012 at 11:28am13th Generation American
All of your pompous lecturing was negated by this run-on sentence. You are just like all liberals, who think they know it all.
“That was very funny, Ferrel’s got Bush nailed to a tee.”
Report Post »BeingThere
Posted on May 13, 2012 at 11:26amI gave up watching SNL a long, long, long time ago. I don’t even read any articles about them.
Report Post »POET
Posted on May 13, 2012 at 10:38amThis is only a test.
While Team Obama searches for a touch point with Americas Youth and puzzles over there lack of enthusiasm over Julia’s home farming and growing technics for home grown Orugulia and the required reading from the “Communist Manifesto” or “Fiction of my Father” will pull up short with the youth of today . Mr. Obama’s Election of 08 was a Fad, Ya HollyWood showed many a movie of a Dynamic Black President in the Oval office. But the reality of the Job is it’s an Audition ……….. Make no mistake White America needed a reality check too.
Report Post »So often we tuned out our Black ,Asian and Latino Representatives to any contributions they had to offer.
The unintended Consequences of President Obama’s election was to expose those who Truly are Great and those that ride the coat tails of race .
When it comes down to America is not a collection of minority’s or color dominance , America is Psychedelic and unrestrained unhindered will Blow your mind.
13th Generation American
Posted on May 13, 2012 at 11:09amI was going to get a little dig in for your grammar, sentence structure and punctuation but I have to say that this is one of the most inarticulate and ridiculous statements I have ever read.
Now to the grammar
Contextual Spelling Check 7 issues, Spelling (6) Commonly confused words (1) Ignored words, Grammar 1 issue, Sentence structure (1) Use of articles Use of conjunctions, Punctuation 8 issues, Punctuation within a sentence (8) Closing punctuation, Formal punctuation, Style and Word Choice 2 issues, Writing style (2) Vocabulary use.
This comment has 18 critical writing issues.
Readability statistics 4th grade level
Report Post »Psychosis
Posted on May 13, 2012 at 11:26am@ 13
you really really dont want to go there
and leave your sister alone …………………..14 generations is too much
Report Post »13th Generation American
Posted on May 13, 2012 at 11:37amPSYCHOSIS
You bore me and most assuredly, you’re not worth it.
Report Post »Tankertony
Posted on May 14, 2012 at 1:38amHey 13th Gen, do our great country a favor and make your generation the last.
Most of my lib friends are so self-centered that they don’t want to have children. They know they would’nt make good parents. They’re not much into the God–Family–Country thingy.
Report Post »RecknHavic
Posted on May 13, 2012 at 10:32amThat skit tackled my funny cone. It was humongous.
Report Post »Abraham Young
Posted on May 13, 2012 at 10:21amSNL: Saturday Night Lamers
Report Post »FromSeaToSea
Posted on May 13, 2012 at 10:16amIf American citizens do not throw these vile leaders out, We face the ongoing judgement from God.
Reid is no more a Mormon than Hilter was a Christian. (As defined by the Bible)
Pelosi is no more a Catholic than Hilter was a Christian
Obama is no more a Christian than Hitler was a Chistian
Hitlers Own Words —-
“AS A CHRISTIAN I HAVE no duty to allow myself to be cheated, but I have the duty to be a fighter for truth and justice. Adolf Hitler
I believe today that my conduct is in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator.
Report Post »Adolf Hitler
CapitalismCzar
Posted on May 13, 2012 at 10:06amBush left office and has kept his mouth shut. If only Carter and Clinton would do the same.
Report Post »koyettsu
Posted on May 13, 2012 at 10:20amI can’t believe SNL is still on the air, they stopped being funny 2 decades ago.
Report Post »wdan
Posted on May 13, 2012 at 11:27amDecorum and professionalism left politics …… again. To compare “W” and “OMG” Biden., although somewhat funny is ridiculous.
Imagine a former Obama! Good thoughts!
Report Post »MIBUGNU2
Posted on May 13, 2012 at 11:57amThis Administration has Destroyed the Coal Business with their
Report Post »corrupt BS..Dumbing Down and Indoctrinating our Kids and are
now in the process of Queering America…thanks BO and Joe…
You guys are real winners..HOPE to NEVER see your faces
again, after NOVEMBER.
13th Generation American
Posted on May 13, 2012 at 12:32pmKOYETTSU
Posted on May 13, 2012 at 10:20am
I can’t believe SNL is still on the air, they stopped being funny 2 decades ago.
Na, You just got old and bitter
Report Post »TROONORTH
Posted on May 13, 2012 at 10:04amIt was very amusing for the first minute or so but, like all SNL skits it went too long.The impersonation of Biden, as always, was spot on. But the ‘stupid Bush’ routine is getting kind of old. When they ran out of material they fell back on the old, tired “Republicans are stupid cowboys” routine which has them rolling in the aisles at the DNC if nowhere else. If the writers could get beyond their contempt for anything conservative, they could write some really funny stuff. But it Bill Maher can’t, I guess there is no reason to expect SNL to strive fro anything better.
Report Post »Look4DBigPicture
Posted on May 13, 2012 at 10:35amTexans shouldn’t feel too offended by always being portrayed as cowboy morons, because the country has elected more presidents from Texas during the last 50 years than from any other state.
Report Post »TROONORTH
Posted on May 13, 2012 at 9:15pmThat is very true. But calling all Republican’s stupid, or cowboys, or racists ( add the usual adjectives here) is like a kid in the school-yard calling another a “poo-poo head”. Not terribly clever, except to members of the grade four brain trust. I guess calling people stupid is regarded as being hysterically funny in liberalville.
Report Post »Less1leg
Posted on May 13, 2012 at 9:48amTheir talent is great but the context is the issue. Sadly, NBC’s SNL actors & writers are all Democrats, which extend Democrat issues using a satire forum into a political sales pitch aimed at young people.
Report Post »It’s what almost four freaking years and NBC writers are still living the life fantastic lampooning George W. Bush. These are the same pseudo writers who co-share writing material for Obama. So putting one with one together. There isn’t any real separation between satire and politics when it comes to NBC its actors and its writers. One are the same with connections to the current White House President and its staff.
But come on Democrats, its getting a tad long dragging a past President as being the ills bothering you. Hell, Obama has had plenty of time to make political satire commentary worthy of lampooning by SNL writers and actors.
We know the NBC affiliation to the Democratic Party is very close, and lampooning the “Almighty One” isn’t acceptable within the progressive liberal elites.
jakartaman
Posted on May 13, 2012 at 9:45amYes – I am in favor of Sodomy and proud of it.
Report Post »Just because it has been a universal law since Abraham that marriage is between a man and a women(s). I am the enlightened one who sees fit to undue this natural law.
I am not afraid of the biblical teachings – Sodom and Gamorah was just a fairy tail (no pun intended)
Ok boys -have at it
mama6
Posted on May 13, 2012 at 8:54amI thought it was hilarious!!! They all miss George Bush but they won’t admit it!!
Report Post »cemerius
Posted on May 13, 2012 at 9:16amProblem is that the skit turned into a George Bush bashing skit…..they miss him but they also STILL fear him!!
Report Post »Look4DBigPicture
Posted on May 13, 2012 at 10:11amI thought it was hilarious too! Anyone who takes their poking fun at politicians seriously has no sense of humor.
With that said, I was bothered by their Palin bashing. Her only exposure to the country was her acceptance speech prior to the skit, so most people had never heard of her. Many clueless people formulated an opinion of her based on that damaging skit, Including most (if not all) dumb-a** RINO Republicans. Had she not been such an impressive dynamo and threat to Obama’s campaign, they would have ignored her.
Report Post »MIBUGNU2
Posted on May 13, 2012 at 11:52amI still respected “W”, That more than I can say for O’Blamer.
Report Post »13th Generation American
Posted on May 13, 2012 at 8:49amThat was very funny, Ferrel’s got Bush nailed to a tee. Even though the GOP stole the election for Bush through manipulation, malfeasance and fraud in 2000, I sometimes had respect for him, especially all the AIDS work he did for Africa and making medicine more affordable for Senior citizens.
S.A.R. 1775
Report Post »Oilbama
Posted on May 13, 2012 at 8:57am“Even though the GOP stole the election for Bush through manipulation”
Damn….that‘s more tired than the kenyan’s hope and change bullsh!t.
Report Post »TxGold
Posted on May 13, 2012 at 9:16amIs it also Bush’s fault that you were born? Seems everything else is, in your mindd!
Report Post »darkknight91
Posted on May 13, 2012 at 9:19amYou mean the “fraud” that the Miami Herald and USA Today confirmed and even stated had the recount gone to the Supreme Court, Bush’ winning margin would have tripled? Sorry, but your environMENTAL nutjob lost fair and square, no matter many times he tried to steal it. Too bad he didn’t have ACORN helping him out. We could’ve all been living in grass huts and reading the Communist Manifesto by candlelight while dear leader enjoyed his $10M home and $40,000 power bill. Can’t fix stupid (you).
Report Post »BeyondFedup
Posted on May 13, 2012 at 9:21amGee that is so nice of you and just what has Ofoolo done for Africa?
Report Post »Baddoggy
Posted on May 13, 2012 at 9:23am13th Generation…Your escape from the mental hospital straightjacket is astounding. You get your arms free and in front of a PC every once in a while dont you? I hope when you die they use your brain for research to find out what causes mental retardation and delusion….
Report Post »usafpatriot
Posted on May 13, 2012 at 11:35amThe fact of the matter is if Gore had won his on state (Tennesee), Florida would have been a non issue. Why did Gore fight so hard to get the Mail-in ballots from overseas throw out? Why, becuase the military votes GOP.
Report Post »13th Generation American
Posted on May 13, 2012 at 11:45amBADDOGGY
When the feeble minded have nothing creative to say they resort to insults due to a lack of intelligence.
I’ll pray for you though.
Report Post »Baddoggy
Posted on May 13, 2012 at 8:48amI say thanks Joe…You tied a mulit colored gay anchor around his neck to drag his sorry a@@ to the bottom of the deep blue sea. Let him take credit for the gay agenda. It will be his undoing.
Report Post »HKS
Posted on May 13, 2012 at 8:11amThey avoided any criticism of Obama like the plague. What a bunch of commies.
Report Post »cdavis411
Posted on May 13, 2012 at 8:08amthey seem to have blocked the blaze from embedding this but here it is
Report Post »http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/obama-visits-biden-cold-open/1401439
Oilbama
Posted on May 13, 2012 at 8:08amHahahaha, things are so f*cked up even SNL’s lame ass needs Bush back, hahahahahahaha….
Report Post »Legalette
Posted on May 13, 2012 at 9:32amNow that is funny!
Report Post »Cosmos102
Posted on May 13, 2012 at 11:58pmYou’ve got a good point there, OilBama….
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