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SNL: Mitt Romney Is Pro-Everything, From Cat-Neutering to Adult-Onset Diabetes

SNL: Mitt Romney Is Pro Everything, From Cat Neutering to Adult Onset Diabetes

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There‘s no issue or hobby Mitt Romney can’t get behind in Saturday Night Live’s latest riff on the GOP frontrunner.

“C-SPAN” followed Romney, played by Jason Sudeikis, as he spread his pro-everything message to just about every type of niche group conceivable. To the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, it was cat-spaying.

“It’s simply the right thing to do, and quite frankly, the reason I got into this race,” he said. “I want to be known as the cat-neutering president.”

To East St. Louis, the place felt like “home.” To the Kiamichi Country Oklahomas‘s Sportsmen’s Association, he and Ann “don‘t get to nearly as many cockfights as we’d like.”

At the Role-Playing Game Association: “I can‘t remember a time when Dungeons and Dragons wasn’t an important time in my life.”

“Of course no one wants to get sick,” he told the American Diabetes Association. “But frankly, I’ve always thought that if I had to develop a chronic disease, I hope it would be adult-onset diabetes.”

And even the Association of Professional Piercings was on Romney’s radar: “When people ask me, ‘Mitt just how many piercings do you have?‘ I always say ’more than I need but less than I want.’”

Watch the sketch below, via NBC:

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  • sallyredneck
    Posted on April 8, 2012 at 6:33pm

    SNL will not watch NBC till name of persons exposed in rigging 911 tape.

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    • Hobbs57
      Posted on April 8, 2012 at 11:42pm

      You know, the people that watch this and find it funny are seriously wastes of life. Many are over educated in areas that on;y further distort any reality of then possibly ever accepting responsibility and accountability for their lives. I wonder if these types will ever fall of the earth or if we will be forced to carry them on our backs as they reproduce and their children refuse to do a thing…

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  • woodyb
    Posted on April 8, 2012 at 6:10pm

    I’ll take “pro-everything‘ every day in prfeferance to the ’anti-American” we now have in the White House!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Shiroi Raion
    Posted on April 8, 2012 at 6:00pm

    I didn’t even know SNL still existed. SNL hasn’t been funny since Chris Farley died. Ever see the cartoons on Adult Swim? Other than “King of the Hill” and the Japanese cartoons, Adult Swim is entirely garbage. People actually find that idiocy funny nowadays? Simply being disgusting and offensive is actually funny to people over ten years old? That amazes me. If there‘s any true evidence of cultural degeneration and the collectively lowering of intelligence in today’s society, what people consider comedy today makes that more obvious than anything that I can think of… A.D.D. moment… Isn’t their audience about 90% Liberal? I guess today’s comedies tell us more about Liberal intelligence than the entirety of America.

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    • TheSoundOf Truth
      Posted on April 9, 2012 at 2:00am

      What are you talking about?

      Seth Green‘s Robot Chicken and Brendan Small’s Metalocalypse and Home Movies are great. King of the Hill isn’t even on Adult Swim, you plebeian.

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  • Eugene1
    Posted on April 8, 2012 at 4:13pm

    SNL pokes fun everywhere although their political leanings to come through. Isn’t interesting that they find “character” with Republicans and “no character” with Democrats!

    Romney has quality character and has his American priorities straight. Obama wants to change you and me. I like being an American just fine.

    Even Gingrich is now moving toward Romney. Romney 2012! Throw in Marco Rubio and the White House will be conservative come 2013!!

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    • West Coast Patriot
      Posted on April 9, 2012 at 1:05am

      Romney does not have enough delegates to be so confident. I guarantee that 40% of the delegates credited to Romney are Paul supporters. Gingrich, who 35% of delegates are Paul supporters) staying in the race means we ARE going to have a brokered convention, I believe that Ron Paul will squeek in 1144 supporters or more as delegates at the convention. If this happens, he will get the nomination on the second round and nobody will be able to sway them in any other manner. I say this as I know that 30% of Florida delegates are Paul supporters, 60% of Missouri are Paul supporters, 60% of Alaska, over 50% from Nevada, 70% from Iowa, the same from Maine, it goes on and on. Now isn’t that a kick in the A$$.

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  • geonj
    Posted on April 8, 2012 at 3:20pm

    i am confused. did they confuse mittromney with obama?

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  • Cindyhj
    Posted on April 8, 2012 at 3:11pm

    Why are people always trying to stretch, reinvent or distort the truth to make a point? The point is lost in the argument, in the lie, or in the distortion. when the truth comes to light. Just doesn’t work.

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  • Netsurfer2
    Posted on April 8, 2012 at 2:20pm

    I don’t trust Mitt or anyone running for president! I don’t believe we have anyone right that can do the job correctly! Just my thoughts! I won’t be putting my endorsement on anyone this year for that reason!

    Let the snakes fight it out, good luck to who wins! I believe not much will change!

    Print, print, print, print, taxes, taxes, taxes taxes… That is all that will happen not to mention shoving their healthcare and other issues! Before you know it, everyone will have magical underwear… LOL!

    I think we need to pray more, because people are falling into another trap regardless!

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  • soybomb315
    Posted on April 8, 2012 at 1:54pm

    even SNL understands manchurian mitt. they need to find someone who looks more like romney tho

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    • obamas sin laden
      Posted on April 8, 2012 at 2:42pm

      If the actor had thrown in a bunch of stuttering, multiple confused-looked “uhs”, and rasped his voice down to closer mimic the smoker’s bark obama bellows out, the skit would have been more appropriate and would have had an ‘historic minority’ dimension as well.

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    • soybomb315
      Posted on April 8, 2012 at 2:50pm

      i’m sure with a couple months they will get better at it. Will we get someone who nailed it like tina fey?

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  • MS-GlenNBC
    Posted on April 8, 2012 at 1:06pm

    That Romney is one Severely Conservative “Cat”.

    Sly and Sneaky too.

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  • sandrunner
    Posted on April 8, 2012 at 12:55pm

    Well Romney is pro-everything…but he was anti-Herman cain, anti-gingrich, anti-santorum, anti-any person who runs in the republican party.

    also…he was pro-abortion, pro-life????????

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  • sandrunner
    Posted on April 8, 2012 at 12:51pm

    well Romney is pro-everything…but he was anti-Herman cain, anti-gingrich, anti-santorum, anti-any person who runs against him.

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  • bustedupvet
    Posted on April 8, 2012 at 11:54am

    I’m not a big Romney fan but he IS an American & will serve this country 100% better than Obama!!!

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  • LeeVon
    Posted on April 8, 2012 at 11:39am

    This SNL skit depiction of Romney is a reflection of what the majority think about him
    and why he hasn’t been able to secure the nomination at this point. Not even with the GOPe doing
    their best to screw things up for any of the other potential candidates.

    Did the ND GOP railroad state delegates to give Romney the most delegates? (Video)
    http://www.therightscoop.com/did-the-nd-gop-railroad-state-citizens-to-give-romney-the-most-delegates/

    Michael Steele: Is the Fix in for Romney? http://wp.me/pxxfo-1FN

    As more of these kinds of revelations come out, it only help make more people even more angry at
    the GOP.
    The GOP electorate have many reasons to stay home with a Romney nomination, but the GOP
    manipulations are over the top tipping of the scales away from a Romney POTUS win.

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    • b.mclane
      Posted on April 8, 2012 at 12:43pm

      Ridiculous comment. This SNL skit is NOT a reflection of what the Majority think of Romney. Last I checked he was winning the Primary. Its a reflection of the Liberal SNL writers and performers. Do you honestly think they would take Obama on for his recent comments on the role of the Supreme Court??? Heavens NO….they carry his water. If there has been such a CONSPIRACY by various groups to set Romney as the Nominee how come they did not close this deal faster and save him the wear and tear??? Not to mention the MONEY. THE ONLY REASON SANTORUM HAS GOTTEN SO FAR IS BECAUSE OF THE CONSERVATIVE RADIO HEADS THAT SUPPORT HIM DESPITE HIS RECORD…..and a good deal of Democrats who voted in a reverse Operation Chaos.

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    • soybomb315
      Posted on April 8, 2012 at 2:11pm

      Mclame
      most republicans who have voted in the primary have decided to NOT vote for romney – despite everyone knowing he will win and the party leaders making it clear who they support.

      If romney cant get 50% of the republican vote with all that money, all those endorsements, name recognition, and favorable media…..He will tank even more than mccain

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  • javasport
    Posted on April 8, 2012 at 11:27am

    Would they think this is as funny if they put Obama as the object of ridicule? He does similar “blending to his audience.”

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  • Sue Dohnim
    Posted on April 8, 2012 at 10:35am

    My fav SNL skit is the Herb and Marion Sandler and Soros skit, but that one was pulled and scrubbed by DemBC, it was just too close to the TRUTH.

    Fortunately you can see it here,, Get it now, it may be scrubbed,,
    The very last line in the skit is prophetic…

    Soros (character) “Even though you know whats coming you won’t be able to do anything about it”

    http://archive.org/details/PulledSnlBankBailoutSkit

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  • grand slam grandam
    Posted on April 8, 2012 at 10:20am

    Hone the humor, SNL………nothing funny there! StooooooPID!!!

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  • MikeinIdaho
    Posted on April 8, 2012 at 9:59am

    Thanks for pointing out what SNL says! Since nobody of consequence watches that Obama parrot krap, someone needs to let us know what those jerks are saying.

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    • CatB
      Posted on April 8, 2012 at 11:21am

      Yes .. I await the “hit” on Obama’s lies … what . .. no …. won’t happen .. .I think Obama needs to report this FREE CAMPAIGNING on his disclosure forms.

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  • SpankDaMonkey
    Posted on April 8, 2012 at 9:17am

    .
    SpankDaMonkey 2012…..

    I’d be better than Mitt……………

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    • GeorgieJo
      Posted on April 8, 2012 at 10:02am

      JINO Lorne Micheals should run.
      He could film SNL in the White House and save production cost.
      Lindseed Loran could take Jay Carney’s place.
      Alex Ballwind can be Rambo.
      Tina Oy Fey can be Barry’s maid.

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    • flipper1073
      Posted on April 8, 2012 at 10:32am

      @ SPANKDAMONKEY
      Do you have a website where I can get
      Yardsigns an Bumperstickers ?
      Also will you be asking Sarah Palin to be your
      running mate ?
      It almost worked for McCain ! An Ill bet She’d let
      you ride on her Bus an Drool on her legs like
      That despicable Arlen Sphincter.

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  • TomFerrari
    Posted on April 8, 2012 at 9:08am

    Obama is pro-everything except:
    except Family values,
    Except Personal responsibility,
    except Freedom of speech,
    Except the other two branches of government,
    Except secure borders,
    Except babies,
    Except respect for human life,
    Except freedom,
    Except using our OWN NATURAL resources,
    Except free markets,
    Except religious freedom,
    Except capitalism,
    Except a sound fiscal plan,
    Except Israel,
    Except Christianity,
    Except cheap energy,
    Except safe cars,
    Except small business,
    Except hard-working, successful people,
    Except success,
    Except American exceptionalism,
    Except national defense,
    Except life,
    Except liberty,
    Except the pursuit of happiness,
    Except The Constitution,
    Except America!!

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    • SpankDaMonkey
      Posted on April 8, 2012 at 9:13am

      .
      You may need to switch to decafe…………..

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    • Simonne
      Posted on April 8, 2012 at 9:49am

      SNL would never do a skit like this on Obama.

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    • originalthought
      Posted on April 8, 2012 at 10:24am

      Hey jerk! Why don’t you go back down into the cellar , “ Spankdamonkey” and not bother the adults with your childish twaddle!

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    • bustedupvet
      Posted on April 8, 2012 at 11:52am

      Very well said!!! I hope every American reads your post!! Remember in November…Take out the garbage!

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  • Jeff1000
    Posted on April 8, 2012 at 8:58am

    This election scenario isn’t exactly working out the way I had hoped. I was hoping for a plain talking/ no nonsense president like a Chris Christie taking on the teacher’s unions, or Ronald Reagan facing down air traffic controllers, but alas, it seems that whoever is elected in November is going to be slinging around some serious ********. We know how full of crap Obama is, but Romney has probably served up more whoppers than Burger King. Pick your poison.

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  • Sitchoazdown33
    Posted on April 8, 2012 at 8:39am

    Can’t watch SNL… Might as well be The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.

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  • JustPeachy
    Posted on April 8, 2012 at 8:30am

    Not bad, didn’t have me exactly rolling on the floor, but not bad. (I actually liked the “Mayor” the best! – “Trust me–I’m the Mayor. It’s a hell-hole!” lol)

    Do they ever do any REAL skits on the Prez though. . .? Or are they afraid they will end up like Steve Bridges (who was actually VERY good at doing both Bush AND Obama)?

    Just sayin’. . . “natural causes” seems to be goin’ around. . .

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    • AmericanPatriot01
      Posted on April 8, 2012 at 1:02pm

      Yea Kennedy, Byrd and Breitbart, just to name a few. I don’t suggest you start problems for the whitehouse resident, it can be very unhealthy for your heart. Well, once the risine dart penetrates your skin.

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    • LeeVon
      Posted on April 8, 2012 at 6:49pm

      Check this. Coincidence, conspiracy, or true? The pieces of this puzzle look like they are all falling into place to give us a clear view and understanding of the whole picture of what we are up against.

      Did Obama Assassinate Clinton Delegates?: http://www.politijim.com/2012/03/did-obama-assassinate-clinton-delegates.html

      Please share this as far and as fast as you can. Thank you.

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  • lancestevens
    Posted on April 8, 2012 at 8:25am

    I love the Blaze…but a skit on SNL…is that REALLY NEWS???

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  • lancestevens
    Posted on April 8, 2012 at 8:24am

    I love the Blaze..but a skit on SNL…is that REALLY NEWS???

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    • Grawpy
      Posted on April 8, 2012 at 10:18am

      You can say that again!

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    • kfalcon77
      Posted on April 8, 2012 at 4:52pm

      The Blaze reports on the news the mainsteam media does not cover,
      sometimes its with good reason..

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  • IndyGuy
    Posted on April 8, 2012 at 8:10am

    Funny stuff…But Romney is still 100% better than Obama…

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    • flipper1073
      Posted on April 8, 2012 at 8:30am

      Not exactly a ringing endorsement.
      but then almost anything is better than
      Obama .
      Which reminds me I need to go clean
      that stuff up in the back yard.
      Darn those Dogs.

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