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SNL: Osama bin Laden Reads His Last Will & Testament

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  • arturo
    Posted on May 8, 2011 at 11:04am

    I don’t understand why the Blaze feels compelled to watch and display SNL videos. OK, I’ll give you the Andy Samberg ones… he’s actually funny. But their politics are a direct foe to anyone who visit the Blaze with any frequency… for some odd reason Beck, Limbaugh AND O‘reilly have some kind of Pavlov’s dog thing about wanting to show how out of step they are NOT.
    But then again, I don’t understand why the few conservative sources of media we have continually quote the New York Times with any validity. If, occasionally they are honest, it’s only to add credibility to the countless times they are dishonest. Same with SNL. One softball democrat skit against 20 vicious republican attacks.

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  • Hanno
    Posted on May 8, 2011 at 11:00am

    To Barack Obama:
    I confer my beard. May it help you hide your face from the American people when you destroy their country.

    To George Soros:
    I am saddened that there is nothing I have that you would need or want. What do you give a man that has everything? I guess I’ll just save you a seat right next to me and we can spend eternity together.

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  • Hanno
    Posted on May 8, 2011 at 11:00am

    To Hillary Clinton:
    I impart my list of contacts at Al-Jazeera. For an American you seem oddly impressed with their reporting. I am extremely happy that you support them. They could use a good contact in the White House.

    To Bill Clinton:
    I give my fifth wife. ‘nuff said.

    To America’s Media:
    I present my cane and robe. May the cane support you as you continue to support an increasingly destructive and weak administration. May my robe aid you in covering the truth from the American people.

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  • Hanno
    Posted on May 8, 2011 at 10:56am

    To Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid:
    I grant my dialysis machine. I know it seems odd, but with your new health care law I am concerned that if you ever needed dialysis, a machine may not be available to you. You two have developed some great ideas. The rationing of healthcare is a great way to ensure that more Americans die. I need you two to live so you can continue to scheme on other ways to destroy the superior healthcare system of The United States of America.

    To Michael Moore:
    I grant my AK-47 assault rifle. In all honesty Mike I am concerned about your weight. Running around with this gun for so many years did wonders for my figure. I hope that it can do the same for you. Allah knows your country’s new joke of a health care law is not going to help you and I need you around. Those films you make are phenomenal. The way you skew and hide the truth is fantastic. If more Americans were like you, destroying The United States of America would be so much easier.

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    • Gail_B_Bell
      Posted on May 8, 2011 at 7:43pm

      You are correct sir, Michale Moore is the Sleazy Hippo of the universe.

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    • PatriotsLikeMe
      Posted on May 8, 2011 at 8:49pm

      Hanno, this is much better stuff than the SNL hacks came up with. You’re golden!!

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  • Hanno
    Posted on May 8, 2011 at 10:56am

    I, Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, being of sound mind do declare my final wishes.

    My current possessions are few, but what I do have I would like to bequeath to those that are continuing my fight against the Americans and are ensuring the demise of The United States of America.

    To Ben Bernanke:
    I leave my Al-Qaeda manuals. They detail our plans for the economic destruction of Russia and The United States of America. I hope that they will give you the additional insight you need to create an even worse monetary policy to hasten the fall of the Americans.

    To Joe Biden:
    I bestow my turban. Now, not only will you sound like a joke, but you will look like one too.

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  • fritobandito24
    Posted on May 8, 2011 at 10:33am

    @Lost In Space
    You are exactly correct. Of course most Americans can’t remember the prosecution of those seals some time ago. BUT, they’ll tell you who won American Idol last year.

    @ Gail B OF COURSE ITS FAKE read the freaking title.
    SNL is nothing more than a propaganda machine for the left. Haven’t watched it in 12 to 15 years now.

    NOBAMA2012

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    • Gail_B_Bell
      Posted on May 8, 2011 at 7:41pm

      DON’T YOU YELL AT ME they tape was from C-SPAN, get a CLUE!

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    • fritobandito24
      Posted on May 9, 2011 at 11:25am

      Gail Get a clue. The tape is a SPOOF of C-Span on a Saturday Night Live episode. LOOK at it closely and listen to the END when the Bin Laden says “Live from New York , It’s Saturday Night Live”.
      I take it you’ve never seen SNL. They spoof everyone(of course of thier own twist). I’m surprised they spoof Nobama, considering it’s an NBC program.

      This “Tape” is a spoof nothing else.

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    • Gail_B_Bell
      Posted on May 9, 2011 at 3:28pm

      OMK Smarty pants

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  • rienheart
    Posted on May 8, 2011 at 10:17am

    Osama-Obama, What’s the dif?? They both are intent in destroying America.

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  • Sam Brown
    Posted on May 8, 2011 at 10:08am

    Kinda figured it would take a big event to get Obamas birth certificate out of the headlines. Momar better watch out when the headlines get back to the economy.

    Sammy

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  • Lost In Space
    Posted on May 8, 2011 at 10:07am

    Osama,Obama,you say tomato isay tomato.Correct me if im wrong, about 15 months ago wasnt the administration and justice dept. prosecuting some navy seals for capturing a terrorist and accidentally giving him a fat lip during his capture. And now our community organizer in chief uses Navy Seals to take out osama and hes shaking there hands photo opting the occasion to death.MR. President,you sir are a hypocrite. Your sins shall find you out.

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    • Gail_B_Bell
      Posted on May 8, 2011 at 7:37pm

      They just had to punish the LOYAL Bush “REAL SEAL” teams, so that they would turn into FAKE SEAL teams for the Gangsta Tribe. Every O-Bummer Government worker is doing ILLEGAL orders and Fake Miltary Actions.

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    • copatriots
      Posted on May 9, 2011 at 4:11am

      @ Gail,

      You cannot be that ignorant. But I am convinced you voted for Obama.

      Have you never heard of spoof???

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    • JOMAR100
      Posted on May 9, 2011 at 6:56am

      Absolutely TRUE!!!

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  • DGroundhog
    Posted on May 8, 2011 at 9:33am

    THANK YOU! George W. Bush and ‘Bush policies’!

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    • Gerrymanderer
      Posted on May 8, 2011 at 10:10am

      Bush‘s ’Mission Accomplished’ landing on the air-craft carrier. Such a load of crap. Bush didn’t get OBL. His policies didn’t get Osama. Hispolicies ended two years ago. Last I heard, Osama was captured under Obama’s guidance and presidency. Am I wrong? Too think of how delusional some of these ‘Blaze’ backseat pundits think. ‘Mission Accomplished’ is official now. Now let’s get the Seals to take out Ghadafi.

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    • LifeProject2012
      Posted on May 8, 2011 at 11:13am

      Yes, Gerry, Obama the Murderer, Violator of International Law! Obama and his Henchman Biden must answer for their Crimes! Offto the International Criminal Court in the Hague! Long Live President Boehner!

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    • jr1410
      Posted on May 9, 2011 at 5:47am

      @Gerrymanderer You need to go to http://www.humanevents.com and read the “TOPTEN POLICIES ENACTED by GW and continued by Obama. The only thing obama did was give the order. Give him credit for that but the policies set up by Bush is what got the intel .

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  • Islesfordian
    Posted on May 8, 2011 at 9:19am

    They should have ended it with the Seals breaking in and killing him. Then one of the Seals could say, “Dead, from Pakistan. It’s Osama bin Laden!”

    Now THAT would have been funny.

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    • ShyMan
      Posted on May 8, 2011 at 9:38am

      That would be funny. As opposed to the snl video for sure.

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    • sbeejustsaying
      Posted on May 8, 2011 at 9:38am

      That would have been pretty good.

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    • Gail_B_Bell
      Posted on May 8, 2011 at 3:50pm

      Even if that tape existed, I will stay a Doubter, no C-SPAN will control my BELIEFS!

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    • majicmarkers
      Posted on May 8, 2011 at 7:39pm

      Hilarious! Awesome.
      I would’ve peed myself laughing!
      oops. I just did!

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  • VAR1ABLE
    Posted on May 8, 2011 at 9:12am

    I find it funny that the same guy who plays Obama, also plays Osama.

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  • let us prey
    Posted on May 8, 2011 at 9:03am

    SNL has become complete propaganda and nothing to do with comedy. Their unpatriotic and offending brand of humor would not be tolderated in most countries. Do some of this in a country like hmmm Russia and you would be in Siberia or the bottom of the Volga.

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  • brbrem
    Posted on May 8, 2011 at 8:53am

    Not funny. Stopped watching SNL 10 yrs ago.

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  • plang
    Posted on May 8, 2011 at 8:51am

    Draft Allen West for President! http://www.petitiononline.com/forwest/petition.html

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  • tifosa
    Posted on May 8, 2011 at 8:46am

    hahahahahahaha, “$708.65″…cmon, not cracking a smile? (elite, self-absorbed lunatic heading for the martini bar ;)

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    • Gail_B_Bell
      Posted on May 8, 2011 at 11:10am

      You need to understand that in the pakistation world, a dollar is worth several thousand dollars or a half million pounds. So the fact he invested in American dollars instead of poltroons or gold is VERY criminal.

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    • tifosa
      Posted on May 8, 2011 at 11:52am

      Gail, you may need a funny bone transplant ;)

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  • Mr. Apathy
    Posted on May 8, 2011 at 8:32am

    I cannot believe Politically Correct SNL has done this.

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  • notreally
    Posted on May 8, 2011 at 8:32am

    A very stiff attempt at mocking a Muslim leader, but at least it’s an attempt, unlike most feckless TV programs which deny us a voice in articulatiing what we believe is an immediate, deadly threat to us — Islam.

    I think this guy needs to start carrying.

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  • deadb4red
    Posted on May 8, 2011 at 8:11am

    Boring. SNL should have shut down years ago.

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  • Average_JoeMN
    Posted on May 8, 2011 at 8:11am

    Wake me up when it gets funny. Snooze.

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  • cloudsofwar
    Posted on May 8, 2011 at 8:09am

    Thats the man in the other story. OBL watching OBL.

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  • SICKANTIRED
    Posted on May 8, 2011 at 8:03am

    I Love it..hahaha

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    • Tony Stark
      Posted on May 8, 2011 at 1:20pm

      It’s sooo true what he said though!! If camel poop really tasted like spicy hummus, I may never have wanted to get out of that cave! But guess what? – It doesn’t.

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    • Pepper Potts
      Posted on May 8, 2011 at 1:34pm

      Ewww! Get back to work Tony!

      – It‘s Mother’s Day you know ;)

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  • 912828Buckeye
    Posted on May 8, 2011 at 8:02am

    I hope it’s all true.

    Now that would be funny!

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    • Gail_B_Bell
      Posted on May 8, 2011 at 9:54am

      It was a fake. (99% Sure) Good try but I do NOT let the Obummer-funded C-SPAN tell me what to believe!

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    • CatB
      Posted on May 8, 2011 at 12:52pm

      If it were real it would say Al-Jazzera for the network logo.

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  • Apodictic
    Posted on May 8, 2011 at 7:54am

    SNL stopped being funny 30+ years ago. It mainlines liberalism, and is funny only to those effite, self-absorbed lunatics that are ensconced in Manhattan’s martini salons.

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    • Robert-CA
      Posted on May 8, 2011 at 3:05pm

      This one was funny , I’ve stopped watching them long time ago .

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  • jeff.cooper
    Posted on May 8, 2011 at 7:48am

    Funny stuff

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    • Stuck_in_CA
      Posted on May 8, 2011 at 7:54am

      Very funny. SNL can be a hoot, for sure. So is this Globe Magazine cover piece:

      “The Truth About Obama’s Birth Certificate”

      President Obama may have thought he put an end to the controversy over his origins by releasing the official “long form” version of his birth certificate, but experts claim it’s a fake! In a bombshell world exclusive, GLOBE reveals the stunning proof that could rock the White House to its very foundation. It’s a story EVERY American needs to read!

      http://www.globemagazine.com/
      We’ll see if the tabloids get another one right and who gets the last laugh, hey?

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    • old white guy
      Posted on May 8, 2011 at 8:18am

      may 8, 8:18 am clip is no longer available

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    • RepubliCorp
      Posted on May 8, 2011 at 8:20am

      Have you noticed the water taste funny………

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    • Professional Infidel
      Posted on May 8, 2011 at 8:49am

      Glad the blaze is here, as my bedtime is 10:00PM i/e covering my back, when I’m in the black.

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    • Professional Infidel
      Posted on May 8, 2011 at 8:58am

      Rupees,Dollars? what’s the Diff. The dollar is worth less than a rupee!! Kind of funny except for that exchange rate statement, Which is almost true!!

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    • Secret Squirrel
      Posted on May 8, 2011 at 9:01am

      ……
      Nobody cares what SNL has to say about anything.
      SNL hasn’t been funny for 20 years.

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    • insight
      Posted on May 8, 2011 at 9:37am

      I am pleasantly surprised. A lot of those things could be deemed offensive to Muslims. Way to not be PC SNL.

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    • Gail_B_Bell
      Posted on May 8, 2011 at 9:44am

      I do not think this tape was real. It certainly does not change what I believe and shows how C-SPAN has become a SHILL for the Gangsta Government doing more Government-Funded propogandas for the Lying King of Chi-Tower.

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    • watchmany2k
      Posted on May 8, 2011 at 9:55am

      Frankly, The Blaze Embracing the “popular’ stuff they envision todays Youth are interested in is lame.
      Time will tell if their unique visitor count goes up, but I doubt revenue will.
      The stuff I have been seeing “covered” is just rehash of other sites, no matter how carefully picked.
      There is only a flicker of real conservative journalism, in the BLOG,
      and then only by the original Blaze editors.
      The direction of the ship is wrong.

      Take a lesson from breitbart DO NOT compromise your standards for popularity.
      You will be neither popular nor respected.
      S.E. Cupp was a good pick for the Youth and uncompromising in her conservative POV. on GBP
      Some of the new bloggers are as well.
      The headline “articles” are less than desired.
      Take a lesson from Media Matters, we KNOW our clicks matter and REFUSE to even view
      the content from MSNBC even if it’s on the Blaze the hit counts.
      That I would feed the ego of those morons who spout contrarian and outrageous vitriol
      simply to get a hit, is beyond the grasp of this new managing editor.
      What may have worked at huffington, I highly doubt will work here,
      in fact I would bet the opposite is true.
      (Media matters hit’s TANKED recently) Pay attention.
      You expand your base, not insult it’s intelligence.

      Posting SNL clips here are about as relevant as burying OBL with a Muslim ceremony.

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    • watchmany2k
      Posted on May 8, 2011 at 10:09am

      Further, these clowns whose clips you post had better be PAYING you for
      your delivering a wider audience to them.

      Is THAT it ?
      you have a revenue stream from them ?
      That would only be a possible explaination for alienating the base.
      Can you say diminishing returns ?

      I know I am not alone in this thinking.
      Frankly, I am right.

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    • blue_collar_man
      Posted on May 8, 2011 at 10:32am

      Very funny. Now on to the one featuring Mohammed.

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    • CatB
      Posted on May 8, 2011 at 12:58pm

      Type casting … the same actor who plays BO plays OBL!

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