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SNL: Rush Limbaugh Still Has Plenty of Sponsors — From ‘Fake Rape Whistles’ to ‘Depends for Racists’

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“Saturday Night Live” opened with its own take on the Rush Limbaugh-Georgetown Law student controversy, with “Limbaugh” recapping some of the sponsors he’s lost since calling Sandra Fluke a “slut” — but also announcing some of the new ones he’s gained.

Among the sponsors Limbaugh — played by Taran Killam — has lost: “The cowards at AOL”; “the sluts at TurboTax”; and “the prostitutes at the American Heart Association.”

But not to worry, because “Sherman’s Imitation Mayonnaise”; the “Syria Tourism Board”; and the “Mosquito Breeders of America” are among those who have stood up to back him. There’s also “Depends for Racists — If you pee everytime you see a Mexican, you need Depends for Racists“ and ”Shroder’s Fake Rape Whistles — Help is not on the way.”

Watch the sketch below, via NBC:

Comments (179)

  • George_Was_Right
    Posted on March 11, 2012 at 9:29am

    How much money does NBC get in tax write-offs, tax breaks, regulations protecting their monolpoly, public survice announcements and politcal ads?… all to be the point guy in attacking all opponents of the left?… (all either paid by our tax dollars, or paid from Obama’s billion dollar campaign)…

    America is witness to the largest Organized Crime takeover of our country… NO corporation (NBC, GE, GM, ect..) is ever going to get their portion of the nation‘s wealth without getting in bed with the ’group’… And NO corporation will get anything, should America get back into the hands of ‘The People’…

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    • shirleyandpearl
      Posted on March 11, 2012 at 1:09pm

      boycott NBC and affiliates…and their attempt to hide the lie about Fluke and her plant by the O. administration. Liberals have gone full circle counterclockwise to fascism and use the Alinsky tactics of ridicule of anyone they don’t agree with. Then they scream foul and employ DOJ and IRS when any joke or inquiry is made towards their side. Let’s think of some sponsors for “reverand” Wright’s church… and the MSNBC hosts’ shows…. probably they would all address illegals’ rights to vote, victimization of every democrat, and plug for the green movement: mandatory algae-run appliances, aircraft and cars. another idea: baseball bats, limited purchase allowed only for black panther voting booth control.

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  • Tony
    Posted on March 11, 2012 at 9:20am

    The hyprocrisy in the “American hypocrite’s media” is now so brazen that even Putin’s state run media is complaining! Putin will soon be sending over his lead propaganda news anchors to talk to Brian Williams to get some tips on covering for the boss.

    Today’s papers are likely filled with just two items; attacks on Rush and attacks on the evil Republicans for their war on women, both contrived campaigns created in the media to distract voters from just how horrid the record of our president really is.

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    • ToBe5906
      Posted on March 11, 2012 at 9:59am

      I could not agree with you more and the American public falls for it every time!

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    • CatB
      Posted on March 11, 2012 at 11:13am

      Agree .. they are nothing but pawns of the left .. to try to keep power AGAINST the people … don’t fall for this crap!

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  • SMOKIN
    Posted on March 11, 2012 at 9:19am

    Snl = msnbc, it is all a joke!

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    • SoupSandwich
      Posted on March 11, 2012 at 12:59pm

      GE, NBC, MSNBC, CNBC, all part of the DNC. At least they could have gotten some decent writers involved; lacked in brevity and humor, but they got points from the lefties.

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  • CaptFS
    Posted on March 11, 2012 at 9:19am

    Emailed Carbonite the other day, told them quote from the“Swamp People”, Good luck 2 ya!

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    • trackmaster
      Posted on March 11, 2012 at 10:03am

      Conservatives should boycott all left leaning companies and celebrities. Fight fire with fire. Mirror their tactics. Nothing works like cutting off the money supply to those you oppose.

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  • janisrose
    Posted on March 11, 2012 at 9:12am

    I slept through the “show”…

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  • andrewsv
    Posted on March 11, 2012 at 9:09am

    Wow, that was brutal to watch! That is the worst skit I have ever seen, pitiful. Wonder if they laughter is
    coming from a pre-recorded audio feed, cause none of it was funny.

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    • EddardinWinter
      Posted on March 11, 2012 at 9:23am

      I hope they enjoy the “funny” skit. What a joke the coordinated spin machine in news and entertainment the dino-media has become. The progressive (don’t call it liberal, cause liberals support freedom) media is ignoring the turn of the tide. Just pretending they are still relevant will not make it so. Unfunny and a pawn of the state. Soon they will look around and wonder, “how did it come to this?” Ignoring journalistic principles cannot go without it’s just rewards.

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  • Concerned Green Beret
    Posted on March 11, 2012 at 9:04am

    This SNL is an example of just how stupid Americans have become. I have not watched SNL for years, but what is obvious is when one gets a snip it of the jokes told on that stupid show. The jokes are not funny. Yet we have Americans that still watch that show. REALLY?? Wow. That is what the intellectual level of the average American is these days. No wonder we have been electing communists to office for the past 40 years or so. Just how easy it is to fool an American. Just how easy it is to entertain an American. Just how easy it is to get an American to vote away the precious liberties their own parents have fought for, got wounded for, died for. DAMN, it really is becoming embarrasing to be an American in the new millenium. SNL is just one example of the many things to be embarrassed of as an American. Now even Pravda is openly questioning the American media about its cover up of this president’s eligibility to be president. That really is irony for you!!!! or is that really the best joke of all, huh SNL?

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    • CLG 4
      Posted on March 11, 2012 at 9:14am

      The democrate party has become the socialists of america, something for everyone and now they have embraced destroying the constitution with this health bill which is really the new socialist constitution. It will determine personal and business rights for all, but those with socialist waviers.

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  • PERSERVERANCE-2012
    Posted on March 11, 2012 at 8:53am

    obummers core of voters / possy….

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  • liberalsarealiens
    Posted on March 11, 2012 at 8:50am

    SNL…… Who the hell cares about that show? Only left wing nut jobs!

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    • IndyGuy
      Posted on March 11, 2012 at 8:55am

      Get the list of companies that have dropped Rush and boycott them…I will…Start with Carbonite…

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    • CATPBJ
      Posted on March 11, 2012 at 9:12am

      @ Liberals are Aliens:

      Well, you seem to care enough about SNL to take some time away from your life to read the article and/or watch the video, and then to spend some more time to write a comment.

      Nonetheless, I thought the SNL skit was spot-on!

      Also, your characterization of people who enjoy the satire/comedy of SNL is completely incorrect. All people who enjoy SNL are NOT Left Wing Nut Jobs as you so eloquently opined.

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    • IndyGuy
      Posted on March 11, 2012 at 9:15am

      I see that Carbonite is now advertising on Fox News….I call on Fox News to drop their ads…

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    • IndyGuy
      Posted on March 11, 2012 at 9:20am

      P.S….I also call on Laura Ingraham and Sean Hannity to drop any advertiser that drops Rush….And any other Talk show host…

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    • roxy
      Posted on March 11, 2012 at 9:21am

      Yeah, I’d like to see the list…I’m not buying from them, either.

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    • SimpleTruths
      Posted on March 12, 2012 at 1:46pm

      @INDYGUY

      51 Advertisers so far have cancelled sponsorship from Rush. 90% of the ad’s on his Friday show were Public Service Announcements (PSA’s) from the likes of U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, and the Ad Council, Feeding America, and the Ad Council. Rush sunk his own ship.

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  • babylonvi
    Posted on March 11, 2012 at 8:50am

    The ‘Fake Rape Whistles’ are for Al Not-So-Sharpton to give out for his fake rapes!

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  • HKS
    Posted on March 11, 2012 at 8:42am

    You mean Obummy’s stable?

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  • the58thstate
    Posted on March 11, 2012 at 8:31am

    from saying slut to being a rapist and a racist. thats a huge leap. i missed the one with the prompters “white mans greed fills a world in need” comment or the one about his granny being a racist. didnt catch the one with prof. bell or the jeremiah wright either. oh yeah im sure the skit with the prompter with bill ayers or the one with him watching a doctor throwing a botched aborted alive baby being thrown in the trash is too funny.

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  • freedomofspeech
    Posted on March 11, 2012 at 8:31am

    fake rape whistles? wtheck does that mean? rape is not something to joke about, when did Limbaugh ever talk of rape? did he ever make a joke about it? I listen to him most everyday . take SNL to HBO that company produces vular shows. Two if by Tea is the best ice tea I’ve tasted, I like the regular.

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  • RepubliCorp
    Posted on March 11, 2012 at 8:26am

    maybe they should bring back Mr Bill

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  • rancorkeeper240
    Posted on March 11, 2012 at 8:26am

    Candy- gram for prez. 0

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  • PERSERVERANCE-2012
    Posted on March 11, 2012 at 8:23am

    @ Jackie Rogers Jr; Its so true about SNL, but the same can be said about lots of politicly motivated shows…. Just try watching Laugh-In once…….

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  • matinva
    Posted on March 11, 2012 at 8:23am

    Rush’s former advertisers are taking a much bigger beating than he ever will. Carbonite’s stock price has been in a downward trend for the last six months and the flap with Rush accelerated the plunge to the downside. Rush turned down one advertiser looking to return to sponsorship. In these Owebama-inspired economic times, you’d think they would be looking for any edge they can get. Stupid is as stupid does.

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    • babylonvi
      Posted on March 11, 2012 at 8:49am

      Maybe they can ask Barry for a ‘Rush Bailout Allowance’?

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  • Ming The Merciless
    Posted on March 11, 2012 at 8:22am

    I must be getting old – this wasn’t funny at all. I’m not a fan of Limbaugh per se but this skit blew.

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  • Msgt Ret
    Posted on March 11, 2012 at 8:19am

    SNL is still on the air?

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  • BubbaCoop
    Posted on March 11, 2012 at 8:17am

    They’re clearly subscribers. They even have Two if by Tea in the background

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  • MONICNE
    Posted on March 11, 2012 at 8:12am

    SNL needs to adopt the sharp wit and droll humor of real comedic entertainers like Anne, Laura, Sean, Bill O, Rush and Mark. SNL should also stop doing that fake news show, because some people might think it really is news instead of entertainment.

    TEA

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  • Atilla
    Posted on March 11, 2012 at 8:09am

    SNL is at least as funny as MSNBC that no one watches either.

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  • johnpaulkuchtajr
    Posted on March 11, 2012 at 7:50am

    Snicker while you can, liberal media piglets!

    Obammie has made a serious tactical blunder in these months before the November election by double-crossing the Roman Catholic church. Joe Biden and Daley warned Obammie against taking on the churches with his his silly contraception-inspired political strategy; but, the anointed one knew better.

    Now, priests are running voter registration drives in their churches. Guess who won’t get the Catholic (or any other religion’s) vote?”

    The history books will mark Obammie’s defeat in 2012 as a great example of “fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice shame on me.”

    What was the rock song lyric from the 70′s? “We won’t get fooled again!”

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    • Little Johnny
      Posted on March 11, 2012 at 9:56am

      Is there a reason you like calling him “Obammie”? Just curious. Obviously you like doing it for some reason, and I’m wondering what the source of enjoyment is for you.

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    • michael48
      Posted on March 11, 2012 at 3:58pm

      yea…chairman ocommie would be far more accurate…

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    • infortheride
      Posted on March 12, 2012 at 1:46pm

      I like the Oblamer name

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  • Jackie Rogers, Jr.
    Posted on March 11, 2012 at 7:40am

    Let the SNL hasn’t ben funny since, (enter year hear), comments begin.

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    • So
      Posted on March 11, 2012 at 7:41am

      Because it’s true.

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    • BehindBlueEyes
      Posted on March 11, 2012 at 7:57am

      Not funny since the dawn of man.

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    • Jackie Rogers, Jr.
      Posted on March 11, 2012 at 7:57am

      @ SO,
      I’l take your word for it. I haven’t watched SNL in years. I once tried to watch one of the first season episodes on Netflix streaming. I couldn’t get through it. I kept thinking, why was I laughing at this in 1975?

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    • So
      Posted on March 11, 2012 at 8:12am

      @Jackie, I tried to watch it too. I got the same reaction. It’s a shame.

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    • Deborah
      Posted on March 12, 2012 at 6:02am

      IMHO, SNL hasn’t been funny since the days of (the late) Gilda Radner.

      Liberals can’t do satire. Why not? Well, first of all, satire must contain a grain of truth. And there isn’t a grain of truth in what liberals say or do. Second, satire targets human folly. Conservatives can laugh at their own folly, because they know they can transcend it (by the grace of God). Liberals are deeply ashamed of their folly–although they appear to celebrate it in many cases–as well as deeply mired in it, and therefore, they can’t laugh.

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  • So
    Posted on March 11, 2012 at 7:40am

    It’s been decades since SNL was funny.

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    • CATPBJ
      Posted on March 11, 2012 at 9:28am

      @SO:

      Your time frame is a bit off. You claim that SNL has not been funny for decades. Let me guess, you probably think that SNL was only funny between 1981-1993, and between 2001-2009, the years when Ronnie Reagan, Bush Sr., and Bush Jr. occupied the White House.

      However, in reality, here on planet Earth, SNL was funny on 3/10/2012. Sure, some skits sucked [as always] and some skits were very hilarious [also, as always].

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    • So
      Posted on March 11, 2012 at 11:24am

      @ Cat, it’s all in point of view. But your point of reference is off. Here on planet earth, America to be more exact — we have freedom of speech and point of view.

      SNL = not funny.

      You are free to disagree. You are free to think other humans don’t live on planet earth, if you so choose. Isn’t liberty great?

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    • jonnyd_94
      Posted on March 12, 2012 at 10:24am

      no doubt. This skit was poorly written and you can‘t tell me somebody can’t do an imitation of Rush better than that. It sounded like a poor attempt at a Sesame Street character. Trying to go back to the same old slander of calling people racists too, good job SNL. This is why nobody watches you anymore.

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