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The Best Worst Human Bloopers of May
- Posted on May 31, 2011 at 11:09am by
Jonathon M. Seidl
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The designation “fail” has come to describe any action — usually a stunt, but not always — that is unsuccessful. Below is a compilation of this month’s best, or worst, fails. Some of these will make you laugh. Others will make you gasp. But whatever they do, remember the words of St. Augustine: “He today, I tomorrow.”
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(H/T: Daily What)
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Comments (61)
jharper
Posted on May 31, 2011 at 2:52pmBoys will be boys!!! All of it looked sort of normal to me as the mother of one such boy!!! He grew up to be a fantastic conservative MAN!
Report Post »TopOfTheMuffin2u
Posted on May 31, 2011 at 2:30pmJust watching these kinds of videos makes my body feel pain…
Report Post »Dave of Tennessee
Posted on May 31, 2011 at 2:11pmObama Voters
Report Post »KSherrell
Posted on May 31, 2011 at 2:02pmIt has to be said…Notice that the those in the “accidents” were guys? Women may be the “weaker” sex, but we are most definitely the more intelligent sex!
Report Post »BoilitDown
Posted on May 31, 2011 at 1:53pmI keep telling you people that between this sort of behavior and things like suicide bommbers, we find clear evidence that the human race is devolving. I don’t hear of anyone in science working on the problem.
Report Post »dmurawski
Posted on May 31, 2011 at 1:44pmHow many are now on SSI because of their injuries…. they can’t work…
Report Post »extinction
Posted on May 31, 2011 at 1:43pmDon‘t these kids’ parents caution them about consequences? When a teen ends up seriousuly injured, paralyzed or worse, it’s too late. The only one I laughed at was The Beast getting caught exiting that lot. The rest I consider a sad commentary on our youth, and all the totally unnecessary medical expenses related to people who think they’re immortal.
Report Post »SimpleTruths
Posted on May 31, 2011 at 2:13pmYou don’t have kids do you. You honestly think that this is new? Kids and teenagers have been doing stupid things since they lived in caves.
Report Post »ares338
Posted on May 31, 2011 at 1:10pmDumb, dumber and dumbest!
Report Post »windycitywoman
Posted on May 31, 2011 at 12:55pmNice to see something funny on The Blaze!
Report Post »spreadcommonsensenot pc
Posted on May 31, 2011 at 12:43pmprogressives playtime——IDIOTS
Report Post »Infidelephant
Posted on May 31, 2011 at 1:08pmI don’t recall hearing or seeing any political leanings within the video.
Kids will be kids. We ALL did it. We just didn’t have access to cameras like they do now.
Report Post »Margaret Thatcher
Posted on May 31, 2011 at 4:42pm@Infidelephant
Posted on May 31, 2011 at 1:08pm
“We ALL did it. We just didn’t have access to cameras like they do now.”
Have to agree with you there. I think of all the crazy stuff we did on bikes, motorcycles and skateboards. Then it was cars. It‘s a miracle I’m still here.
Report Post »swampbuck
Posted on May 31, 2011 at 12:26pmI don’t even laugh at this kind of stuff .. And I am betting the girl at about 8 min was really hurt…
Report Post »swampbuck
Posted on May 31, 2011 at 12:18pmhopefully some of them have lost the ability to reproduce now..lol
Report Post »let us prey
Posted on May 31, 2011 at 12:06pmIt is not a mystery anymore why todays youth are brain dead.
Report Post »MsMonsoon
Posted on May 31, 2011 at 12:27pmI’m surprised so many of them survive to adulthood.
Report Post »Psychosis
Posted on May 31, 2011 at 11:52amthis is what happens when you do not allow nature to glean out the weakest by writing laws that protect morons
Report Post »Collapsitalism
Posted on May 31, 2011 at 6:55pmDefinitely, bringing eugenics back would definitely solve this.*
* for the not too bright (most on here) this is sarcasm.
Report Post »Aaron in Polk County
Posted on May 31, 2011 at 11:42amThe stupid shall be punished (the eleventh commandment).
Report Post »power_cord
Posted on June 1, 2011 at 12:50amIt‘s Darwin’s theory… only the strong shall survive and the weak shall inherit the pain.
Nothing in that theory speaks of being stupid or using common sense.
Report Post »rightwingheroes
Posted on May 31, 2011 at 11:42amObama limo fail was the best, by far
Report Post »tierrah
Posted on May 31, 2011 at 1:19pm@RightWing: I kind favor the gawf at the Queen’s banquet … hilarious!! and running a close second is the handshake snubs by the Russians.
Report Post »REETZBEE
Posted on May 31, 2011 at 2:11pmI thought Obama‘s decision to play golf on Memorial Day was a big blooper but then again he obviously doesn’t care what the people think.
Report Post »Hephzibah
Posted on May 31, 2011 at 11:38amGood humor cracks me up but I don‘t understand how people can laugh at other peoples’ pain. Guess I‘m old and have seen enough pain to realize it isn’t funny.
Report Post »MsMonsoon
Posted on May 31, 2011 at 12:06pmI don‘t want to laugh at other peoples’ pain either, but stupidity is another story. This stuff is laughable anytime.
Report Post »Advena
Posted on May 31, 2011 at 4:56pmSometimes stupidity is so awful you’ve got to laugh – otherwise you’d be crying!
Report Post »DaveOregon
Posted on May 31, 2011 at 11:37amNone of these yahoos’ is the “fruit of their momma’s loins”!
Report Post »MsMonsoon
Posted on May 31, 2011 at 11:34amI can’t see the video either. Is this a joke on me or another “fail”? Come on Blaze straighten up you act here!
Report Post »OhioRifleman
Posted on May 31, 2011 at 3:59pmVideo is there, you may have to wait for it to load or update your Flash player to the latest version.
Report Post »JJ Coolay
Posted on June 1, 2011 at 6:57amWhy is it the Blaze’s fault if your flash player sucks? Video is fine.
Report Post »tiredoftaxes
Posted on May 31, 2011 at 11:30amThank you, Blaze for the language warning!
Report Post »Robert-CA
Posted on May 31, 2011 at 11:26amDid ever wonder what politicians used to do before becoming politicians ?
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeere’s your sign :)
Report Post »teddyc73
Posted on May 31, 2011 at 11:19amI sick and tired of the new designation “fail”. It’s way over used and ridiculous.
Report Post »BOMUSTGO
Posted on May 31, 2011 at 11:18amCan’t see the video…Obumbler made some real good bloopers in May.His limo getting stuck, he thought it was 2008,Netanyahu handed him his butt on a platter. Looked like a Blooming idiot before the queen,Spoke ill of Israel which caused a disaster in Joplin Mo.He was on a role.Hope he keeps it up!!!
Report Post »Infidelephant
Posted on May 31, 2011 at 1:04pm“Spoke ill of Israel which caused a disaster in Joplin Mo.”
Wait…………what?
Report Post »www.Cryptoportico.com
Posted on May 31, 2011 at 11:18amThat made my day…
Report Post »Buck Bagaw
Posted on May 31, 2011 at 11:52amThat eight minutes and ten seconds goes in the “time pi$$ed away ” file. Pure crap!!
Report Post »RepubliCorp
Posted on May 31, 2011 at 11:55amouch……….
Report Post »TheGreyPiper
Posted on May 31, 2011 at 11:16amI’d love a survey on how many of those Phailboyz think Obama is Da Bomb.
Report Post »biohazard23
Posted on May 31, 2011 at 11:24amI’ll give you three guesses, and the first 2 don’t count.
Report Post »Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
Posted on May 31, 2011 at 11:26am@bioHazard:
Good point.
Report Post »Revere1
Posted on May 31, 2011 at 11:35amGingrich’s first campaign appearance on Meet The Press was kind of a human blooper. http://www.elephantwatcher.com/2011/05/gingrichs-campaign-off-to-rocky-start.html
Report Post »bassist237
Posted on May 31, 2011 at 12:11pmHoly crap, super man @1:56
Report Post »theonefromabove
Posted on May 31, 2011 at 12:57pmThat made my day…
http://politicalbowl.com – Political Videos
Report Post »biohazard23
Posted on May 31, 2011 at 1:00pm@snow, “Hey, y’all, watch this!”
Report Post »Dustyluv
Posted on May 31, 2011 at 1:09pmThe good news is that the Obama healthcare plan will cover their injuries!! I am so glad they didnt put a moron clause in there for the ones on the shallow end of the gene pool…Arent you??
No wonder Im not a doctor. I would refuse to trat most of these idiots. I would let them suffer…
Report Post »Dale
Posted on May 31, 2011 at 11:58pmI could tell very early on that most of these ‘stunts’ were not going to end well, reminded me of being a teenager; although I don’t think I was that stupid – I’m still here. It does answer a question two-year old question: how did odumbo [BIG EARS] get elected.
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