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The ‘Who’s Your Daddy’ Paternity Testing Truck Is Now Driving Through NYC: ‘A Lot of Drama’

Jared Rosenthal Operates a Mobile DNA Testing RV

(Image: CBS New York screenshot)

A mobile DNA testing truck going by the name “Who’s Your Daddy” has been spotted in New York City. Where it goes, drama follows says the truck’s owner.

CBS New York reports owner and operator Jared Rosenthal saying “we deal with a lot of drama — it’s constant drama.”

The New York Post reports that the truck has had its comparisons to the daytime television show hosted by Maury Povich on which many paternity revelations take place. Rosenthal told the Post “we try to be anti-Maury. They just do that stuff so they can prey on the fighting.”

The Post has more on how the truck sees situations that are “heartbreak hotel” and others that have happier endings:

He told of a man so certain his 5-year-old boy was really his that he had the child’s face tattooed on his chest. But then he had to take a DNA test while going through a divorce and learned to his horror he was not the father.

“For two or three weeks after, he’d call me asking, ‘What should I do? I don’t want to tell anyone. I can’t tell my family,’ ” Rosenthal recalled.

But some other stories have happy endings.

In one of them, a 44-year-old Harlem man found his long-lost daughter after the 20-year-old woman from Ohio contacted him on Facebook.

“I’ve been looking for you for all these years,’’ she told him. “You’re my father.”

Jared Rosenthal Operates a Mobile DNA Testing RV

(Image: CBS New York screenshot)

CBS asked an unidentified man why he was being tested for paternity and he said although he would continue to pay child support, “you just want to know.”

CBS calls the presence of the truck “a sign of the times.“ One onlooker said Rosenthal would ”always have customers — unfortunately.” Watch the report on the RV:

CBS also reports Rosenthal saying his credentials and business are legitimate and legal. The paternity RV is operated for Health Street, an organization providing various testing services, including DNA, drug and alcohol, to individuals and companies around the country.

The cheek swab tests costs $350 with results coming back within a couple days.

(H/T: CBS Local)

Comments (49)

  • WCJ
    Posted on August 17, 2012 at 10:09am

    The children in question belong to the U.S. Government. It has taken the responsibility of fatherhood out of the hands of men and turned it over to the welfare state.

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    • Yeah_Buddy
      Posted on August 17, 2012 at 11:50am

      This truck is racist and contributes to the continual African-American-ization of inner-city dwellers.
      Oh wait…never mind.

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  • moreteaplease
    Posted on August 17, 2012 at 7:18am

    Just more evidence of the moral decline of this country. It’s been in free fall for decades but it has picked up speed over the last 20 years and gaining.

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  • CROCK-HANDLER
    Posted on August 16, 2012 at 10:28pm

    Why do black men call each other ”brother”?

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  • TheBurningTruth
    Posted on August 16, 2012 at 9:26pm

    Look on the bright side. Soon they will be a “unsolvable” crime in NYC and the DA will subpeona this truck and all the records. Somehow, those DNA records will end up in the judicial systems and THEN a bunch of crimes will be solved.

    Anybody dumb enough to voluntarily hand over their DNA to a testing station deserves having that DNA sample included in all the criminal databases.

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  • Bobaz
    Posted on August 16, 2012 at 8:43pm

    You’ve got all these black guys running around fathering multiple children with multiple women. It’s a macho thing, don’t you know. The women don’t know each other most of the time. The kids are born and grow up never knowing that some other kid in their neighborhood is their half brother or sister.

    When these kids, who are all related, start having sex (with Blacks that usually starts at ten to twelve years old), all of them will get pregnant and give birth to inbred, imbecile children who will repeat the cycle ad infinitum.

    And that is why inner city Blacks will never aspire to anything more than those represented by the New Black Panther Party.

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    • TheBurningTruth
      Posted on August 16, 2012 at 9:24pm

      This must be the “village” that all the Progressives were talking about. Remember ***** Hillary with her so-called book “It Takes a Village”? What this really means is that the village idiots run around making a mess and the rest of the villagers spend their life cleaning up afterward.

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  • hi
    Posted on August 16, 2012 at 8:33pm

    Didn’t you think sleeping around would have stopped in 1985 when we discovered HIV and AIDS? I Morals aside, why would people take that risk??? Wow!

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    • h20sue
      Posted on August 16, 2012 at 9:10pm

      Why? Because they have the intelligence of a gnat, that’s why. Look at what is on Maury Povich. There are American’s that think this is “high class”. Maury Povich should be ashamed to emcee a show of such vulgar, irresponsible citizens, and in such poor taste. I don’t care if you have only one thin dime, you can have class. I see nothing on his show that is impressive. Nothing!
      Who’s your daddy Mobile, show’s the lack of class and education in this country. It’s sad these people will actually have the ability to vote for Obama, and you know they will. They live “FREE”…. living on taxpayer money of people, like myself, who work, and put food in their stomachs. How disgusting, and as long as Maury Povich and other liberals have TV programs, promoting this type of activity, it will not go away.

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  • teddrunk
    Posted on August 16, 2012 at 7:50pm

    The most confused time and place on the planet. Fathers day in the inner core.

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  • Palmer1943
    Posted on August 16, 2012 at 7:47pm

    Suggested next stop, DC all Democratic government officials. Just to prove what we already know they are all B_______ds

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  • RandomMan
    Posted on August 16, 2012 at 7:28pm

    The sad part is that this is even necessary. Really shows the state of morality in this country.

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  • mtsnj
    Posted on August 16, 2012 at 5:58pm

    This is one great idea! Legally grabbing DNA from Criminals.

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    • ASE
      Posted on August 17, 2012 at 4:03pm

      Yeah, my first thought, too. A way to get potential criminals to willingly give up their DNA.

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  • PhineasJWhoopee
    Posted on August 16, 2012 at 5:36pm

    Dat baby doon look nuttin like me.

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  • thegreatcarnac
    Posted on August 16, 2012 at 5:22pm

    I hope the people in this truck are insured. They are surely going to get attacked. This truck will be the scene of many disturbances and a few murders and will leave in it’s wake a lot of violence (smile.

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  • term limits for congress
    Posted on August 16, 2012 at 5:19pm

    Health insurance companies should be forced to pay for all DNA testing. It is important for our health, and denying someone a DNA test is the equivalent of… oh, I don’t know… where is Sandra Fluke?

    I didn’t think Planned Parenthood allowed children to be born in NY.

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  • Teufel Hunden
    Posted on August 16, 2012 at 5:16pm

    It needs to pull up in front of the White House. Of course they will have to track down the piece of Kleenex that has the original DNA in it to test for a match. Either that or locate the rock it landed on.

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  • getacluepeeps
    Posted on August 16, 2012 at 5:15pm

    Seriously, is NY so rich that it has nothing better to spend money on than a van to find the daddy of some hoe bag that has slept with SO many guys she doesn’t know who her babies dad is?? REALLY?? California….coming to a street near you, im sure jerry brown loves this idea and he LOVES ******* everybodies money away!! And I can say that because I live in cali!! but not for long. :)

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  • mastice
    Posted on August 16, 2012 at 5:11pm

    Nothing at all against the people who do this because they are merely filling a demand, good for them!

    But does anyone ever wonder… what this says about us, as a society, when we have a service like this driving around? Just asking.

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    • getacluepeeps
      Posted on August 16, 2012 at 5:16pm

      World decay…thats what I think.

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    • listeninginVT
      Posted on August 16, 2012 at 5:34pm

      collapse of a world power

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    • pamela kay
      Posted on August 17, 2012 at 4:36pm

      I have to agree. This is all the more reason why responsible people should not be forced to pay for birth control and abortions. Until morals and faith come back into our society we will surely continue downhill. It is really sad to me and sends a very bad message.

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  • Walkabout
    Posted on August 16, 2012 at 5:01pm

    I read where the did blood type testing at a Portland hospital a long while back. In about 10% of the cases the blood type didn‘t match up with what could be expected given the purported parent’s blood type. If you want to solve divorce you need to go to the root of the problem.

    This is nothing new.

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  • watersRpeople
    Posted on August 16, 2012 at 4:55pm

    I wonder if people know what’s going to happen to those who are spiritually dead when the more lively people start passing away? That’s right – you’re all going to go berserk.

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    • watersRpeople
      Posted on August 16, 2012 at 5:08pm

      That’s the part of Revelation where it says the sea gives up the dead.

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    • watersRpeople
      Posted on August 16, 2012 at 5:14pm

      Because you forgot about God, but mostly because you love [Money] so much, that they encouraged there to be billions and billions of people in the world. It was known you would do that and that’s why Revelation reads as it does.

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    • watersRpeople
      Posted on August 16, 2012 at 5:18pm

      The [Mountains] are people, and God knew you’d bury your gold in those mountains, but the sea is going to give up the dead – so you’ll return to that gold and it will be worthless.

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    • watersRpeople
      Posted on August 16, 2012 at 5:36pm

      This what I have said is the plain simple truth of life, and the universe. You will surely be affected by that more than any solar flare, earthquake or volcano.

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  • watersRpeople
    Posted on August 16, 2012 at 4:49pm

    America is such a hell hole. It can’t possibly last much longer, and the people who are alive are so tired.

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  • Tri-ox
    Posted on August 16, 2012 at 4:39pm

    ” … obamasluts please form one line to the left … “

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  • jackact
    Posted on August 16, 2012 at 4:36pm

    Thought NYC or just in Harlem?

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  • EqualJustice
    Posted on August 16, 2012 at 4:28pm

    Please make a trip to DC. I would love to see Obama get that test! ;)

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    • shorthanded12
      Posted on August 16, 2012 at 4:38pm

      can I make an educated guess what that out come might be? I would almost bet that Frak Marshall Davis or Malcom X would be the Daddy. This assumption after countless articles about barry and his mother. Thats All Folks!!!!!!!!!!!

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    • Walkabout
      Posted on August 16, 2012 at 5:04pm

      Malcolm X was not a racist when he came back form the haj in Mecca. He was against segregation & Jim Crow laws but he was no longer anti white. So the Nation of Islam had to kiII him.

      Has the NOI of Islam asked that the kiIIer be found these last 40 or so years? No, because they don;t want to go to jail.

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    • HigherRoad
      Posted on August 16, 2012 at 6:43pm

      Shorthanded12 – I agree. He looks least like the Kenyan. I’m inclined to vote Frank Marshall Davis. He certainly inherited Davis’ politics.

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  • TalonTed
    Posted on August 16, 2012 at 4:26pm

    What does that say about our society when so many mothers don’t know who fathered their children?

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    • hatchetjob
      Posted on August 16, 2012 at 4:37pm

      It says that our society can’t go much further down the crapper.

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    • chips1
      Posted on August 16, 2012 at 4:47pm

      We’ll find out in November!!!

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    • Altair
      Posted on August 16, 2012 at 5:09pm

      When you eat a can of beans, do you know which bean made you flatulate ?

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    • mastice
      Posted on August 16, 2012 at 5:13pm

      @Talonted

      Exactly!

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  • Gonzo
    Posted on August 16, 2012 at 4:23pm

    Stay classy NYC.

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    • The Jewish Avenger
      Posted on August 16, 2012 at 4:58pm

      Music plays in the distance…

      Child gasp and looks at her friend, he friend gives that same bog gapping smile back
      They both dart into the kitchen
      “Both kids: Mommy Mommy The DNA truck is coming!!!”
      Cue in to two women with extra lose tanks with one having a cigarette in her mouth.

      Mother 1: “Now Jenasabomasia, you know we cant afford to find out who yo’ daddy is…”
      Mother 2: (Just looks at her kid and slowly shakes her head and grunts)

      The kids walk out slowly all bummed out

      And… thats what I envision when I thought of this DNA truck…
      NY, stay classy.

      Thank you, I hope you enjoyed prez-n-tay-shun.
      Da End.

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  • kickagrandma
    Posted on August 16, 2012 at 4:22pm

    Good grief. Keep it out of washington d.c. Those congress folks and staffers will be running for cover.

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    • MeteoricLimbo
      Posted on August 16, 2012 at 4:26pm

      @kick
      You have the uncanny ability to shed light and humor on the most vile of topics..Thank you!

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    • Altair
      Posted on August 16, 2012 at 5:11pm

      The stampede would be as riotously confusing as Father’s Day in Harlem.

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