Thieves Steal President’s Teleprompter
- Posted on October 18, 2011 at 7:52am by
Jonathon M. Seidl
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TOTUS was taken — at least for a little bit.
That’s right, a truck carrying the president’s teleprompter (jokingly referred to as TOTUS, or the teleprompter of the United States), podiums, and audio equipment was stolen in Virginia, WWBT-TV reports.
The Department of Defense confirmed the heist, but it’s unclear if the thieves targeted the vehicle for what it contained or simply got “lucky.”
WWBT has more:
We‘re told the truck was parked at the Virginia Center Commons Courtyard Marriott in advance on Wednesday’s presidential visit to Chesterfield.
Sources said inside that vehicle was about $200,000 worth of sound equipment, several podiums and presidential seals, behind which only the President himself can stand.
They told NBC12 around 12:30 Monday afternoon that truck was recovered in the parking lot of the Holiday Inn Express near the airport and hotel staff confirm police activity. One guest we spoke with said he saw various law enforcement agencies examining a white box truck parked there.
Still, even though the truck was recovered it’s unclear from reports if any of the equipment was removed from the vehicle or if it was just missing temporarily.
“No classified or sensitive information was in the vehicle,” a Defense Information Systems Agency spokesperson told WWBT. “We take incidents such as this very seriously and a formal investigation is continuing.”
(H/T: Business Insider)
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GhostOfJefferson
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 8:06amThe President is quoted as saying:
“Well…um….you see…um…er….the….er um…tele…teleprompter….let me be clear….we won’t make sleepy….no wait…we won’t rest until….it’s finded….er um….found”
Report Post »cloudsofwar
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 8:23amlol, very good.
Report Post »biohazard23
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 8:49amResist we much.
Report Post »jkjk
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 8:52amMarine corpse
Report Post »itsmyfirstday
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 8:57amyou stole my thunder!!!!
Report Post »edubble21
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 9:12amThe sad thing is he sounds like that even when he has the teleprompter.
Report Post »13th Imam
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 9:13am“My fear is that the whole island(Guam) will be so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize”
Rep Hank Johnson, DEMOCRAT,Ga
Report Post »lillymckim
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 9:18amNBC was there they would have had Obamas script from Immelt on file and they could have sent it to Obamas Blackberry
“Story Time with Obama and NBC”
Report Post »Sheepdog911
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 9:19amHeads will roll, but… his tounge will be tied.
Report Post »stoptheliesbho
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 9:21amHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! True
Report Post »Plan B
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 9:29amLOL couldn’t have said it betteer.
Report Post »COASTIE90
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 9:30amGood post, no teleprompter, no good speech from the comrade in charge.
rickbob
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 9:30amum, um, um. . . Your post is GREAT because its TRUE!!!
Report Post »motonutt
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 9:43amI wonder if they will find the script on the promter written in ebonics dropping all the “n’s”?
Report Post »I heard this morning that only a little over 100 people showed up at a breakfast diner yesterday morning to have breakfast with this slime ball.
Bluebonnet
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 9:54am@GHOST OF JEFFERSON. ah……ah……don’t .a.. think ah.. I. could.. ah .have. ah…ah said..ah.. it any….ah..better. Who said this man could speak well? He can only mimic what others write for him.
Report Post »Otherwise he’d be one lost little puppy if he had to use his own words. ooowwwwhhh, woof, woof.
RightWrite
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 10:07amCIA: “Sorry to tell you Mr. President, your most prized possession has been stolen.”
Report Post »Obama: “NOOOO .”
blue_sky
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 10:14am.
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Thieves Steal President’s Teleprompter
I think the more correct title would be: Now both Cain and Obama are unable.
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venerablebede
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 10:19amBrilliant
Report Post »Bruce_Almty
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 10:21amNo community organizer rap today………GREAT!
Report Post »ACLUHater
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 10:26amFinally the Liar-In-Chief (a.k.a. THE GREAT FRAUD) is speechless!
Report Post »Sirfoldallot
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 10:28amPropaganda sovener.
Report Post »@leftfighter
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 10:31amThe headline here should be:
TOTUS Stolen; Obama Left Speechless.
Report Post »Patriot Frog
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 10:32amHahahaha..
Report Post »fcbs46
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 10:35amOK I like. No totus no words.
Report Post »simplicimuss
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 10:36am“ W ” Did it !! Like everything else.
Report Post »demint.disciple
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 10:38am@biohazard23.. LMFAO.. BUT RESIST WE MUCH, WE MUST, AND WE WILL MUCH, ABOUT THAT, BE COMMITTED…” That is so funny.. Good one.. http://youtu.be/AqQe4KOrvsM
Report Post »MommyNeedsMoreCoffee
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 10:39amLike stealing a blind man’s dog.
Report Post »obama-mecca-me-sick
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 10:47amDoes this mean he will finally shut up? I hope so. I am sick of his speeches making my investments plummet ! (not to mention every thing else his useless, racist dribble causes.)
Report Post »obama-mecca-me-sick
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 10:49amMaybe Moochelle borrowed it to go shopping at Target.
Report Post »drattastic
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 10:52am@Ghost
Report Post »Fantastic !!!
Fly Old Glory 24/7 365
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 10:56amget that man a ventilator, or a breathalizer, or someone will have their feet taken off and their toncils removed, and eat your peas or pick up a mop cause we may be in a ditch….
Report Post »drattastic
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 10:57amHe can claim another job created now .” Lets see that’s all the czars plus my staff and one ,no lets call that five teleprompter redistributers” . Job creator in chief.
Report Post »biohazard23
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 11:00am@demint.disciple ;)
Report Post »Joisey
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 11:02amLMAO! Awesome post, GoJ! That says it all.
Report Post »Ruler4You
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 11:06amsome body stole the presidents freedom of speech!
Report Post »themanchildmustgo
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 11:08amBwahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
Report Post »ChiefGeorge
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 11:13amThis is BS! I’ve never heard of WH equipment being lifted in this way. But I have heard that when untrustworthy people gain access to things that their friends have been ALLLOWED to help themselves. Its either that or this is Fast and Furious part II.
Report Post »db321
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 11:17amDon’t worry Obama has plenty of blank checks.
Report Post »USAMEDIC3008
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 11:24amPresitater or
Report Post »Dickadent
He could go either way.
CatB
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 11:29am@GHOSTOFJEFFERSON
PERFECT!
TEA!
c
Report Post »Servant Of YHVH
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 11:34amUnfortunately, even if it wasn‘t returned they have other TOTUS’s or even paper to write the stuff down on (if he can read). Maybe we will get lucky and obama will say that he is going to go back home to the foreign country where he was born and stay there and NEVER talk or do anything unless TOTUS gets returned.
Report Post »the hawk
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 11:35amIt’s amazing We read the headline and all think of the same response !
Report Post »banjarmon
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 11:55amI hope Rush and Glenn reprograms that thing while they have it!!!!
Report Post »ChildOfTheKing
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 11:56amOh what will he do. How will he successfully tell all those lies without stammering? Afterall, he has a WHOLE LOT OF LIES that need remembering. Therefore, he will need that teleprompter back to keep it all organized and on track. I wonder if Eric Holder stole it for his speeches on the gun fiasco HE LIED ABOUT. Maybe Obama and Erica are SHARING THAT TELEPROMPTER so they can keep their lies in tact?
Report Post »hud
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 12:00pmHow could it be his teleprompter, “We the people” paid for it.
Report Post »INOGAWD
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 12:03pmThe Republicans are holding it Hostage..
Report Post »AvengerK
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 12:04pmlet me be clear..uh, uh, uh…their fair share..uh, uh, uh…police, fireman and teachers..uh, uh, uh….saved and created, uh, uh, uh….hopenchange, uh, uh, uh. Congress..uh, uh, uh. pass the bill now, uh, uh, uh…Pah kee stahn..uh, uh, uh….Austrian language..uh, uh, uh…57 states..uh, uh, uh.
Report Post »eleemosynary
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 12:08pmSounded just like him…lol.
Report Post »Infidel49
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 12:10pmLmao
Report Post »lukerw
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 12:13pmThis is like the “red eye” of GBTV. I love it!
Report Post »Cosmos102
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 12:32pmAaaaa…my ah Jobs Bill…ummmmm….??? oH YEah. We need jobs. Ahhhhh….those Republicans don’t want people to have jobs.
Report Post »OhSuzieQ
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 12:33pmLOL…..LOL…Love it!!!!!
Report Post »Detah
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 12:39pmI thought this was the punchline to the joke ‘How do you stop Obama from making a speech on Wednesday?”
*wait for it*
Steal his teleprompter on Tuesday. *rim-shot*
Report Post »theonefromabove
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 12:46pmWell he would be nothing without it.
http://politicalbowl.com – Political Videos
Report Post »Seneca264
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 12:49pmDon’t worry folks, they will fly down new teleprompters for Obama at your expense. This moron is not able to speak without it.
Report Post »The-Monk
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 12:58pmEbay!
Report Post »The-Monk
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 1:00pmI hope it was a progresive democrat who voted for BHO.
Report Post »The-Monk
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 1:02pmAll your teleprompter are belong to us.
Report Post »AvengerK
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 1:13pmIf you like your coverage you can keep it…uh, uh, uh….shovel ready jobs…uh, uh, uh…climate change..uh, uh, uh…let me be clear..uh, uh, uh….pass the bill now…uh, uh, uh, the last ten years..uh, uh, uh…save and created..uh, uh, uh…their fair share..uh, uh, uh…economists agree..uh, uh, uh…corpseman Rashard…uh, uh, uh…into the ditch, get out of the way..uh, uh, uh…my adminstration..uh, uh, uh…I have…uh, uh, uh…I ordered..uh, uh, uh, my instruction..uh, uh uh….police, firemen and teachers..uh, uh, uh…typical white woman..uh, uh, uh…won’t go over 8% unemployment..uh, uh, uh…jobs right now..uh, uh, uh…trains..uh, uh, uh…jolt the economy..uh, uh, uh, I like the clippers in the playoffs..uh, uh, uh…acted stupidly..uh, uh, uh…I’d like to give a shout out to Chief Joe Medicine Crow..uh, uh, uh….isolated extremist..uh, uh, uh….
Report Post »countrygirl
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 1:24pmHiii-llaarious.
Report Post »The10thAmendment
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 1:25pmI applaud the thief. He or they weren’t stealing, they were using creative ingenuity to shut the clown up. Without a teleprompter the fool is dead in the water.
Report Post »its_time_to_arrest_our_government
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 1:28pmwhat will he do with out his brain? the guys an idiot with out it. hes an idiot with it all he knows how to do is blame everyone else for his bad decisions. I hope America is awake to the commie fool they voted for. be fooled once shame on him for being a liar, be fooled again shame on you for following a fool.
Report Post »BloodyArtist22
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 1:32pm*stares at audience* …A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K….LMNOP…Q, R, S, T….U! V!…WXYZ……Soros? I dunno if this is the right speech. Is this your grandkid’s homework? More like your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great….great-great-grandkid.”
Oh…if he spoke without the “TOTUS”….he’d be spilling every cat out of his bag. All his lies would be mixed up…I think he’d finally start cussing in Arabic about destroying the infidels. I know it would happen.
Report Post »angf117
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 1:33pmlmao!
Report Post »brassia
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 1:45pmI had been campaigning in….aaa….mmmm …..57 states and there is 2 more left…..
Report Post »bcshealy
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 1:48pmYes, I saw some footage of him ranting last night, and they were lots of “um”s and “uh”s. But the TOTUS is free at last, free at last . . . . you know the rest! :+)
Report Post »mdb749
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 1:55pmYes and he’s visited all 57 states!
Report Post »lylejk
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 2:07pmDarn; you beat me too it. lol
Just saw this on Megan’s show. Can you just imagine the political cartoonist with this one? lol
:)
Report Post »JBCOACH
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 2:15pmSome stole Obama’s teleprompter: he didn’t know what to say
Report Post »mazakman
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 2:17pmlmao
Report Post »seanscythe
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 2:17pmWhen they asked Odumbo to comment about it he had nothing to say…..
Report Post »kellied
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 2:21pmUmm- LET ME BE CLEAR .. (pause) blahh blahh- we have heard all the lies.. over and over and over and over… shovel has gotten dull, needs sharpening & the sh-t, build the sh-t, teacher jobs…. money-. money . All his people just get richer, and more rich. America losses more jobs, and we are more broke than ever, or ( po’er.). He needs to just stay home and watch sports or play basket ball, golf. That cost us a lot less money, the stock market goes up. We are less misserable……
Report Post »DEDuke
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 2:27pmSad! Now he can not say good morning to his staff.
Report Post »BeliefInTheFoundingFathersWisdom
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 2:32pmthanks for the morning chuckle.
Report Post »Get off your butt and join the Marines
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 2:52pmYes. Very clever. You seem to have the intellectual grasp of my three year old son so hooray for you! I am glad that you have the intellect of a pre-schooler and I hope that you don’t go on welfare or food stamps due to your mental incapacity.
Report Post »USAmerican
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 3:03pmToo funny. Yes, without the teleprompter, that is exactly who articulate he is!
Report Post »USAmerican
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 3:04pmToo funny! Yes, without his teleprompter, that is exactly how “articulate” he is!
Report Post »right-wing-waco
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 3:07pmThis story made my day. Still laughing. This is like cutting Bama’s tongue out. Ha, ha, ha…….
Report Post »Tronix
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 3:09pm“Let me be clear!!!….eeeh.. today, folks,..eeee.. I have no comments”
Report Post »This should happen more often.
thegreatcarnac
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 3:18pmLOL….I would have somethng funny to say too..but obama stole my teleprompter. Right now he is using it to make a speech and is cursing himself and calling himself a communist POS. Hope he doesn’t realize what he is reading to quickly.
Report Post »GUNTRUCKRUNNERS
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 3:40pmNow he can really put his foot in his mouth because the teleprompter won’t be in the way.
Report Post »Eyes
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 3:56pm“…. tap tap tap…. Is this [mic] on”? Then, when the totus was back in service… “We had a sound problem etc…” . Thoughts from a past ‘speech’.
Oh the joy. Let them keep that blasted thing!
Report Post »grandma7
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 4:05pm=o)
Report Post »TripBlkVette
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 4:33pmI’m concerned, if that stuff can be taken, it also can be taken and replaced with something dangerous. Enough said, use your imagination. God forbid anything bad happen to the President, we have enough trouble in this country. They better be more careful with him.
Report Post »Wayne
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 4:45pmThat jerk could not speak without one.I have never seen him without it. Hes to stupid.
Report Post »chazman
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 5:26pm… thieves stole yer teleprompter?? Ha Ha Ha HA!!! Thieves stole yer presidential seals? Ha Ha Ha HA!! Was dem bro’s in da hood done it, Hussein! Ha Ha Ha HA!!
Report Post »Combat the Cows
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 5:52pmhttp://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/10/18/09ea7632-43c4-4fab-80be-f5de71e0487d.jpg
If we make jokes, lets realize that all of them must be laughed at.
Report Post »pollyanna
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 6:45pmthanks for the needed belly laugh in these troubling times.
Report Post »SkiTuna
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 7:14pmAh poor Omama… someone stole his pacifier. What a shame! Don’t be sad Mr. Cry Babie in Chief.
Report Post »onewayonly
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 7:45pmYou just can’t make this stuff up! TOO FUNNY ! Poor Potus is nothing without the totus! PPINWTT
Report Post »WellnessMomCA
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 8:50pm@GHOSTOFJEFFERSON…
That was a PERFECT impersonation of our POTUS without his TOTUS!! hahaha!!
Report Post »danielsangeo
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 8:56pmSo, you guys are still on about teleprompters, huh? Even after it’s already been proven, time and again, that Obama can speak extemporaneously?
Report Post »bkwhite7
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 9:03pmLove it! Ha ha!
Report Post »Glenn in Virginia
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 9:56pmTom, ol’ buddy, ol’ pal, you sucked all the intelligence out of the Party you founded.
We haven’t had a single intelligent Democrat in the White House since you.
How do you explain that?
Report Post »thepatriotdave
Posted on October 19, 2011 at 12:12amI wish they had stolen Obama.
Report Post »Apple Bite
Posted on October 19, 2011 at 12:25amI’ve now been in….57 states—I think one left to go.
Report Post »tearsforfears
Posted on October 19, 2011 at 1:27amThank you, that is exactly how I hear Oboma when he speaks.
Report Post »B_rad
Posted on October 19, 2011 at 1:54amThis is a GOOD thing. He can run the country so much better since his “brain” stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
Report Post »countryfirst
Posted on October 19, 2011 at 12:33pmIsn’t it attached to BO like our moms attached the mitten to our sleeves. How could they get one without the other?
Report Post »chazman
Posted on October 19, 2011 at 2:58pm… save the TOTUS! SAVE THE TOTUS!! huh?
Report Post »Big Butch
Posted on October 19, 2011 at 5:22pmHilarious
Report Post »thegodfather
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 8:05amMy God…how is the man going to be able to speak?
Report Post »OneTermPresident
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 8:26amHe still has his forked tongue to fall back on.
Report Post »Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 8:27amWe could only be so fortunate that Mr Obama would remain silent and allow the rest of us to get on with saving the nation. Now the next question is — Blame Bush, Tea Party or Both?
Report Post »KickinBack
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 8:29amI smell a ransom. Or better yet, the next Tom Clancy thriller.
Report Post »Blackhawk1
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 8:32amJust think how many millions the taxpayers will save with Obama having to cancel his campaign speeches until TOTUS can be recovered.
Report Post »dogpatch65
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 8:33amAnd then, an inspired special message from the president:
Report Post »http://markamerica.com/2011/10/18/a-special-message-from-the-president/
plugthedamnhole
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 8:35amhe hasn’t spoken about it yet, they are still trying to recover the TOTUS. Once they check it out and make sure it works they will fire it up an H E will speak.
Report Post »louise
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 8:39amThis Marxist imposter is not worthy of commenting about other than to discuss his impeachment (which obviously will never happen.)
So let’s talk about the REAL news of this day. Actually it was the top news of yesterday, but the Blaze is blacking it out for some reason. Ron Paul’s plan to Restore America! Since you cannot read about it here, you can go to http://www.dailypaul.com or to http://www.ronpaul2012.com or just google it and it will many others sources for you.
I am very disappointed that this was not running as top story yesterday AND today. Dr. Paul is the only candidate who has a real, concrete plan to turn us back from the brink.
Glenn, I love you and I also love Israel. You MUST educate yourself on the difference between militarism and defense, Untie Israel’s hands so she can take out her enemies!
Report Post »biohazard23
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 8:48amHey, it’s all karma, baby. These fine folks are not thieves! They are folk heroes doing what Obmubler says we have to do: redistribute the wealth. They’re like Robin Hood – taking from the rich! They just so happened to start with Obumbler’s stash of goodies, that’s all.
Report Post »Darla_K
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 9:22amHe will dip and borrow more taxpayer money and buy new equipment and maybe take another vacation with the left over money.
Report Post »GUNTRUCKRUNNERS
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 3:46pmWith a little bit of luck, he won’t
Report Post »reasonablysane
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 8:05amso the volume of noise from Barry should become even more idiotic…maybe he could get old “Foot in Mouth” Joe B. to cover for him until the full array of teleprompters can be replaced and the “O”nly Child can then lecture us on our short comings with complete confidence.
Report Post »Future Hope
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 8:05amAnd of course without his teleprompter the President had no comment on the crime!
Report Post »Banter
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 9:13am“We take incidents such as this very seriously and a formal investigation is continuing.”
This, they will investigate! Fast and Furious not so much.
Hollywood could not script such irony.
Fly Old Glory 24/7 365
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 11:01amI honestly “hope and pray” the thieves get away with this. Never have I had that thought about a crime, but I like this one…
Report Post »GhostOfJefferson
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 8:05amOMG! The leader of the free world has been stolen?!?
Report Post »biohazard23
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 8:18amOh, the humanity!
Report Post »Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 8:28am(Police: “Let the TOTUS go…the President is desperate for his next speech and campaign rallies to be made…”
Report Post »ChildOfTheKing
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 11:59amIn your dreams. In my dreams.
Report Post »ZengaPA65
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 5:16pmlol
Report Post »RichNGadsden
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 8:04amIt just dawned on me. Can you imagine what his students went through when he was a college instructor? Don’t correct me, because he never made professor. His students must have been bored to tears, or came out of the class rooms laughing their tales off.
Report Post »@leftfighter
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 6:39pm…or their tails…
It occurs to me that tales could refer to “lies,” which Obomba is quite fond of, so either works…
Report Post »65Mustang
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 8:04amSo how is the man going to be able to say anything that makes any sense?
Report Post »tobywil2
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 8:05amno change!!! http://commonsense21c.com/
Report Post »Bluebonnet
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 10:17amOMG, this man reallly is a puppet! Try not to pull his string so we don’t have to listen to his lies and distortions of the truth. Man, is he pandering to the uneducated. What bothers me is so many lap it up because they don’t know any better. I‘m sure they’re decent people who can be fooled easily.
Report Post »Fly Old Glory 24/7 365
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 11:02am@ 65: Your comment makes it sound as if he had said something that made any sense…
Report Post »biohazard23
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 8:03amOh Lord, does that mean Biden was temporarily in charge??
Report Post »stinkybisquit
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 8:26amNo, the Vice-TOTUS.
Report Post »biohazard23
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 8:28amOops! My bad. ;)
Report Post »madasblazes
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 3:25pmBwaahaaaaaa!!!! LOL!!
finally a hero shows up!!
Report Post »parmajohn
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 8:03amI Heard it was sited on Wall street so the Sheepels could repeat what he has to say without him actually being there
Report Post »lovtoteabagdems
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 8:35amHey i’m from Parma Oh n you?
Report Post »landman1
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 10:47amNot only the teleprompter is gone but the sound system as well! Drat. But wait, they could initiate that communication system that is prevelant at the Occupy Wal-Street. He could say something cool and the crowd could shout it out repeating it and then hold up their hands and wiggle their fingers in unison to show that they got it. The shear genius of that shows how utterly on top of the game these folks are. Nothing can stop him now!!
And those pesky Presidential seals, why they were defective anyway. Wouldn’t stay up.
Report Post »ChildOfTheKing
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 12:02pmFabulous observation!
Report Post »Meyvn
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 8:02amHahah
Report Post »recon198
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 8:02amA laugh out loud moment
Report Post »moojuiceexpress
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 8:02amWow, Now all we will have to hear all day is, Um, Um, Um.
Report Post »biohazard23
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 8:07amYou mean he says things other than that?
Report Post »Ialmostforgot
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 8:02amObama’s got big problems if security was so lax they could take the truck with his intelligence in it.
Report Post »Did they plant a bomb in the TOTUS?
progressiveslayer
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 8:01amWhere will he get his thoughts?
Report Post »Tronix
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 3:18pmBlackberry, talking with Georgy (Soros)
Report Post »cadet2jhawk
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 8:00amWe will not rest until the perpetrators of this heinous crime are brought to justice. I have full and complete confidence that AG Eric Holder will hold a full, comprehensive news conference when the apprehension is made.
Report Post »RichNGadsden
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 8:00amBwahahahaha, guess ole` stutter bum will have to speak the old fashioned way…Que Cards!
Report Post »Socialism_Is_The_New_Black
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 12:42pmI like the name Stutter-Bum for BO! Ah AH Um UM I I I Ah Ah Ah.
Report Post »TxMadMac
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 8:00amI‘m speechless and I’ll bet the president will be too !
Report Post »loriann12
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 7:59amYea, but the Black Panthers can stand outside a voting place and carry billy clubs and it goes unchallenged. But the President’s teleprompter? How will he ever speak? And how much will they charge the American people for their stupidity? Probably left it with the keys in it, and running.
Report Post »Tunesmith
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 7:59amI‘ll guess he’ll be at a loss for words.
Report Post »kickagrandma
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 7:59amIf I didn’t know better, I‘d believe I’m dreaming! Is this an answer to prayer, OR WHAT????
Keep on going, GOD. YOU’ve got the slimeball on the run. We are praying, GOD, so hard. THANK YOU for YOUR answers, YOUR love, YOUR sense of humor, YOUR strength, YOUR grace.
Love it, GOD! his teleprompter! Next, the bus from hell….. YES!!!
Report Post »SLARTIBARTFAST
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 8:41amHey, that bus is from Canada, not Hell…….ooohhh, NOW I get it!
Report Post »MHP
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 10:40amAt least they could have painted that bus blue and white, it might have looked better.
There are 2 of them.
“The Long Black Train” by Josh Turner, is from Hell
Report Post »Don’t get on it.
ChildOfTheKing
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 12:01pmCannot paint that bus red white and blue. Obama would have to apologize for it.
Report Post »REVerse
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 7:59am*giggles*
Report Post »ARealCharliesAngel
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 7:59amOh, the horror!
Report Post »Amy
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 7:57amWhat a great morning giggle.
Report Post »vairkid
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 7:57amFor Obama, this is classified as a national emergency.
Report Post »biohazard23
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 8:08amYeah, call in FEMA!
Report Post »Dismayed Veteran
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 9:51amThe US has moved to DEFCON 2. B-52′s and KC-135′s are on 5 minute alert. Silos are prepared. TOTUS has been taken. POTUS is unable to speak and can no longer carry out the duties of the office. 82nd Airborne Rapid Response is geared up and ready to go. Homeland Security has gone to Threat Level Red. TSA is prepared for enhanced screening. DOD & FBI have placed agents at used car dealers.
Report Post »rightwingheroes
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 7:56amSo the president was kidnapped?
Report Post »USAF2003
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 8:09amHis brains, anyway.
Report Post »AJAYW
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 8:13amNo his talking points from George S
Report Post »drago
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 8:14am@Usaf2003
Report Post »You cant kidnap (brains) what one doesnt have……
scoter
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 10:17amWe conuld not get that LUCK
Report Post »ChildOfTheKing
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 12:05pmI cannot tell how long it has been since I have laughed this hard. Someone needs to fax the Prez ALL these comments, JUST SO HE CAN READ HOW MANY AMERICANS THINK HE IS SUCH A FOOL and a bobble head. 2012 cannot get here soon enough. Every day I see or hear that man is another day I am sick to death of the left and their ways. Just disgusting. I cannot wait until Judgement Day where I can actually see Obama standing before the King of King and Lord of Lords WITHOUT HIS TELEPROMPTER.
Report Post »Combat the Cows
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 5:54pmhttp://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/10/18/e69e02ae-dfc0-4238-9440-6013de951760.jpg
If we make jokes, lets realize that all of them must be laughed at.
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