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Third Rail of American Politics: Homeless Occupier Tries to Hold Up Subway; Hilarity Ensues

San Francisco commuters faced an unexpected delay when trying to get home on San Francisco’s BART subway system. Specifically, a protester calling himself Michael jumped on the train tracks and began railing against everything from Wells Fargo to the police.

“I’m tired and I represent over 99 percent of Americans, middle class workers who are tired of seeing their money taken by franchises like, oh, international banking franchises like Wells Fargo and Bank of America. I was occupied. We‘re here and we’re not going away. You think I was just a nut? Believe me, I’m not a nut. I was occupied. And we are tired of the rich over-class elitists taking our money! And we’re not gonna let it happen in the Mission District,” Michael ranted. “We are tired of this and we’re not leaving. Now we have the fascist cops who are gonna try and jump down and arrest me. Somebody livestreaming that?”

To their credit, representatives of the latter entity attempted to reason with him right up until a train started rolling into the station. At this point, the third rail was de-electrified and policemen jumped onto the tracks to Michael and pull him out of harm’s way. By the time this happened, the novelty had worn off and passengers were getting impatient. Watch the bizarre incident below:

Munidiaries informs us that Michael was apparently a homeless man whose protest was partially motivated by his being tired of sleeping on the streets.

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  • Skee
    Posted on April 16, 2012 at 11:45pm

    How many San Fran cops does it take too arrest a occutard?

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  • Blazeanswerman
    Posted on April 16, 2012 at 11:10pm

    I was promised that “hilarity would ensue”. I want 7:50 of my life back. That a**clown shouldn’t have lasted 2 mins. Tase him before he tases himself an then hilarity will ensue.

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  • gryffn
    Posted on April 16, 2012 at 10:40pm

    Psychosis: I truly love your avatar :)

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  • spfoam1
    Posted on April 16, 2012 at 10:23pm

    The normal folks who don’t like delays getting home should start bringing ziplock bags of salt water. Using them on an idiot like this would prolong the delay, but the light show would be well worth it.

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  • Bro Geo Too
    Posted on April 16, 2012 at 8:56pm

    Bill Whittle explains in 4 minutes the nature of the occupy movement. This video will be worth your time.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAOrT0OcHh0&feature=feedu

    And if he is, as the story reports, tired of sleeping on the streets, give him a taste of 3 hots and a cot in the county jail. No doubt he’ll leave with a loose caboose.

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    • bandit49
      Posted on April 16, 2012 at 10:11pm

      Bro Geo – that was a fantastic video – thanks much for posting it.

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  • 22hornet
    Posted on April 16, 2012 at 8:31pm

    I say pretend he is not there and keep the trains running

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  • The Gooch
    Posted on April 16, 2012 at 8:19pm

    Cue the mental hygiene process.

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  • Epic Fail
    Posted on April 16, 2012 at 7:53pm

    Thanks again Democrats! Everybody really appreciates your Occupyer parasites movement.

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    • RLTW
      Posted on April 16, 2012 at 9:33pm

      The third rail these POS should be worried about is that of the patriotic American, because once it’s on it ain’t going off.

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    • socialism.rocks
      Posted on April 17, 2012 at 5:07am

      you are the true parasite it costs more in federal dollars to keep your job then it is for a person on welfare… think about it this way every-job in america costs 70 k in services …. for a job that pays 30 thousand…

      you have no idea what is coming….. soon your job will be outsourced gone with austerity then you can be just like him wondering where your job and money went

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  • DEFCON4
    Posted on April 16, 2012 at 7:53pm

    Much different outcome on East Coast!

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  • justinj5869
    Posted on April 16, 2012 at 7:45pm

    What an absolute moron.. But then again, would you expect anything different from these dirty hippies? Go get a job…

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  • OlefromMN
    Posted on April 16, 2012 at 7:41pm

    I sounded to me like the 99% of working middle class just wanted to go the flip home! This guy thought his little hissy fit would make a point. It did. I should show everybody that “Occupy” is nothing but a group of lazy arses that want somebody else to pay for their habits.

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    • DEFCON4
      Posted on April 16, 2012 at 7:59pm

      Which are FILTHY .

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    • socialism.rocks
      Posted on April 17, 2012 at 5:09am

      when austerty comes to america you will be losing your job…then lets see how filthy you become losers~

      ha ha sucker fishs dont even know what is coming for them

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  • sbenard
    Posted on April 16, 2012 at 7:20pm

    Just let him accept the consequences of his choice to plant himself on a train track. Bye bye!

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  • The Trident Report
    Posted on April 16, 2012 at 7:17pm

    Will you people please stop filming vertically with your iPhones!? For crying out loud, do you have no asthetic sensibilities at all?? Shoot horizontal. It will look so much better!

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  • quiltgal
    Posted on April 16, 2012 at 7:17pm

    I hope they took him to a mental ward where he (and the rest of us) will be safe from himself and he won’t have to sleep on the streets. He also complains that he’s tired of having money taken away from him. But honestly, if he ever made any money, he’d probably have blown it all by himself. Who’d ever hire this crazy guy anyway?

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  • whatthecrazy
    Posted on April 16, 2012 at 7:06pm

    I hope this man has been neutered !!!!!

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    • Twobyfour
      Posted on April 16, 2012 at 11:10pm

      Why? He has, no doubt, these tiny balls (barely functioning) anyway and I doubt there is s wench around that would acquiesce to reproduction with this loser.

      He wants a Darwin award, I’ give it to him

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  • HYPNOTOAD
    Posted on April 16, 2012 at 6:47pm

    I wondered what Mark Hammel was up to these days.

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  • hynzerelli
    Posted on April 16, 2012 at 6:36pm

    the funny part was when the oinker took a spill when he started trying to apprehend the looooooser.LOL

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  • Celeste.Christi
    Posted on April 16, 2012 at 6:32pm

    Wow – lots of cops. Low crime day? Three guys and a tazer is all you needed for this one.

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    • lothlorien
      Posted on April 16, 2012 at 8:46pm

      ONE guy and a taser. No point in wasting pay for 3 officers to handle an insane nut.

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  • barber2
    Posted on April 16, 2012 at 6:31pm

    He might be a nut, but the Occupiers have certainly done their magic brainwashing him: from the number 99 , to the middle class are tired of the ….you paid for this officer… to corporate attack on America..you have the power..why don’t you shoot me…. I am not leaving… sounded like he picked up some of the Van Jones anti police rhetoric also. Yes. Michael is a poster child for the Occupiers : disrupting the lives of working people with a disrespectful arrogance of the typical criminal who has no respect for the rights of others..

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  • Psychosis
    Posted on April 16, 2012 at 6:20pm

    throw water on him and push him around with a stick until you hear a ZAP

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    • Rodney777
      Posted on April 16, 2012 at 6:39pm

      Water gun would ave work well! An what stupid azz idiots

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  • marinedad3
    Posted on April 16, 2012 at 6:04pm

    Not a “nut” just delsional. Is America developing an “upper class” , yes, but it is largely liberal, ivy league, and generally supports OWS, primarily because it distracts attention from the political stuff they do and focuses on “rich fat cats” However : if Michael wants to see a truly developed “ubber class” he should visit other countries where the poor truly are held down.

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  • Teabunny
    Posted on April 16, 2012 at 6:03pm

    (why am I waiting for the Ron Paul hater to hop on here and say, “A libertarian would have rolled the train over him” ?) (Apparently, he enjoyed the spaghetti bolognaise!)

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    • krjones
      Posted on April 16, 2012 at 8:12pm

      Pat Grey A.K.A, “time 2 end” will be on soon I am sure. They guy has it bad for Ron Paul. If anything ever happens to Ron, they need to look him up first.

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  • BurntHills
    Posted on April 16, 2012 at 5:59pm

    wow. if the obama-occupy moron represents 99%, hahaha, no one taught him MATH… hahaha….we wonder who are all these 52% +++ of America in millions and millions of REAL hardworking AND taxpaying Americans out here in REAL America — we who oppose mikey.

    too bad he didn’t bring all of his little obama-occupy moron buddies with him to party on that live 3rd rail .

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  • FloridaFarmGirl
    Posted on April 16, 2012 at 5:54pm

    Better watch where you do this. When people want to get home from work leave them alone and stay out of the way!! Could have gotten ugly.

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  • Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
    Posted on April 16, 2012 at 5:47pm

    And that proves the theory, the homeless are bad conductors. (Electrical Pun Intended)

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