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This Exists: Bristol Palin Dancing in Full Ape Costume

If you are the voting type and want to continue to see  Bristol Palin on “Dancing With The Stars,” this is probably the week she needs you to pick up the phone. Her choreographer had the breathtaking idea to dress Palin up in an ape costume complete with pink tutu. It’s something better seen than described:

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  • BocaBaby
    Posted on October 19, 2010 at 11:40am

    Are you kidding me???? Go back to HuffPo where you belong. Why don’t you be brave enough to post a photo of yourself so we can all here see how you compare!!!

    Also, to everyone else here, seriously lighten up. She’s young attractive, she’s doing GREAT for a non-performer. And if you don‘t like the Blaze reporting such a ’light’ non-story, well you just have to realize that any other political website out there (especially the left scumbag ones) report all of this and more and always with the wrong twist. At least the Blaze is simply giving us the facts. Like it or not Bristol has had HUGE, and I mean HUGE number of votes compared to others she is competing with. That alon speaks to how popular the Palin name is.

    And as for this hurting her mom…..it really isn’t gonna matter. Her mom can handle the destiny in front of her.

    **********The only problem we have here are all of the REAL baboons that are currently still in office.*********

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  • stop spending
    Posted on October 19, 2010 at 11:31am

    Are they dating??

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  • Okpulot Taha
    Posted on October 19, 2010 at 11:31am

    DANDY LYON fancies himself to be Charles Atlas, “At least the costume will cover up her BIG ASS.”

    Alright then, put up a photograph of yours, let’s have a look at your brag worthy end!

    Okpulot Taha
    Choctaw Nation

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  • Sledgehammer
    Posted on October 19, 2010 at 11:09am

    Too funny!

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  • Raven249
    Posted on October 19, 2010 at 10:57am

    That was pretty good, considering the whole monkey suit bit. Funny, too. Looks like she had a mess of fun. Not really news, I should think, but at least it’s something not depressing. At any rate, she’s more coordinated than I am.

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  • Okpulot Taha
    Posted on October 19, 2010 at 10:54am

    I have a gorilla outfit much like Bristol is wearing! Let me tell you, those gorilla suits have you feeling like a tin foiled wrapped turkey baking in an oven, very hot inside! Not only hot, almost impossible to breath inside a monkey suit, much less see anything!

    http://www.purlgurl.net/~puma/misc/blaze_gorilla_01.jpg

    Bristol is an excellent dancer, nothing wrong with her timing, she simply cannot concentrate with her heart beating a mile a minute and her mind racing around in circles. Stepping out onto a stage in front of a huge audience, a national audience, just about has you get the vapors then faint!

    Are you brave enough to appear on television? Of course not!

    I have been on stage hundreds of times, in costume, out of costume, in clothes, out of clothes. Doing so requires focus of mind, significantly so whether parading around in my birthday suit on stage or giving a lectern lecture before a university hall full of left liberal hippie college students.

    Bristol is not accustomed to this type of stage fright, she is an amateur not a professional. Nonetheless, this is clear she is having the time of her life! Hers is an experience she can share with her children and grandchildren for grins and giggles. This is priceless.

    I read some fuddy-duddies here whining and crying about this news article. Shut up and sit down, go back to being cranky couch potatoes mesmerized by Oprah and Dr. Phil on daytime television. You folks are lackluster and boring. You remind me of Mr. Potato Head!

    Kudos to Bristol, I love the girl and her spunk! Momma like daughter.

    Okpulot Taha
    Choctaw Nation

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    • Sylvia Soraya
      Posted on October 19, 2010 at 1:02pm

      Forlornhope starts up about Taha’s truck. Bite your tongue boy, unless you’ve got popcorn and a cushy chair for all of us.

      Taha makes a comparison, “Kudos to Bristol, I love the girl and her spunk! Momma like daughter.”
      Bristol does have spunk just like her mom.

      Sylvia Soraya

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    • Okpulot Taha
      Posted on October 19, 2010 at 1:09pm

      FORLORN HOPE loves rust bucket trucks, “NAPCO Power-Pak!”

      * grins *

      A truck Sarah Palin would love to drive! My husband’s truck. We are restoring his truck back to factory original condition. My truck is a 1952 Chevy panel truck. Our girl’s truck is a 1948 GMC 3 ton flatbed; big and safe! On a good downhill run she can get her GMC up to 50 miles per hour!

      Our rattle trap rust bucket trucks reflect we are conservatives. Those trucks are well made of real steel and are so dependable; never break down. Our trucks are affordable, upkeep is cheap and those trucks increase in value with each passing year. Our old trucks are a good investment.

      Old trucks remind us of a time when America was a proud nation with triple chrome plated steel bumpers with an intent to get the job done; rugged individualism.

      New cars are a shameful reflection of what our nation has become; an expensive plastic phony facade which falls apart with a kick of tire; sissified welfare socialism.

      Our trucks represent our family’s defiance of modern day socialist thinking. Stay out of our hard working ways or be run over!

      Okpulot Taha
      Choctaw Nation

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    • Sylvia Soraya
      Posted on October 19, 2010 at 1:18pm

      told ya so
      Look what you’ve started Forlornhope, a Chevy Tuck love fest.
      Now we are all going to be stuck in this thread for days.

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    • Okpulot Taha
      Posted on October 19, 2010 at 1:39pm

      SYLVIA SORAYA, my polar opposite, never learns, “Bite your tongue boy, unless you’ve got popcorn and a cushy chair for all of us.”

      Ha! Ha! Best bite your tongue or I will bite your tongue for you! Hey, I keep my comments down to no more than two pages here at The Blaze. No need for popcorn, maybe whiskey, though, to calm your nerves and ease this pain of a bit tongue.

      Soraya knows of the long story behind our old trucks. Our is a lifestyle of true conservatives. Ours is a way closer to the Amish than American mainstream. However, Soraya will bite my tongue if I get to going on about this difference between old fashion real conservatives and new age faux conservatives.

      * double clutches back to Bristol gear *

      Soraya is spunky, “Bristol does have spunk just like her mom.”

      Yep, sure enough. Soraya has spunk as well. She and I frequently fancy dance and often step on each others toes. Over the past few days the two of us enjoyed a fight which makes a honky-tonk barroom brawl look like a socialite garden tea party. I am teaching Soraya some spunk.

      Spunk is critically important to leading a highly successful life. A majority of Americans are lazy spoiled couch potatoes quick to ridicule those of us up and dancing with spunk. Bristol Palin has spunk and she will be successful in life just like her momma, Sarah. Our dancing darling Bristol is young and inexperienced, but is displaying both spunk and maturity for her age. Bristol is learning about life and learning how to be successful in life. This requires spunk.

      Bristol is not fearful to take to a national stage and strut her stuff, just like her momma. Very few, almost none amongst us are brave like Bristol and her momma. Those two are Annie Oakley and Calamity Jane. They have spunk, just like our daughter has spunk, like her momma.

      Soraya has a lot of spunk, but she is no match for this squaw’s spunk! This should start up an entertaining girl fight for you couch potatoes to watch.

      Okpulot Taha
      Choctaw Nation

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    • Sylvia Soraya
      Posted on October 19, 2010 at 1:55pm

      Aw shucks, I have no time for a fight, I am too busy writing a speech for a press conference tomorrow.

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    • Okpulot Taha
      Posted on October 19, 2010 at 2:20pm

      SYLVIA SORAYA whines like an old truck transmission, “Look what you’ve started Forlornhope, a Chevy Tuck love fest.”

      You are just jealous! You drive an old Ford truck. Last time you kicked a tire on one of our Chevy trucks, you just about broke a great toe of yours. I kicked your Ford truck tire, darn tire blew out and went flat, then your driver’s door fell off.

      I will give you credit, though, for knowing how to drive a stick shift truck as your rodeo riding daddy taught you. Those empty beer cans in your truck bed do add a nice sentimental rattle to your truck.

      * double clutches into Bristol overdrive *

      We should put up one of our videos of the two of us belly dancing. This would have fuddy-duddies around here in a real uproar! I am certain Blaze people could not handle our combined spunk.

      Oh yeah, my Chevy truck can jerk the bumpers off your Ford truck.

      Okpulot Taha
      Choctaw Nation

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    • Okpulot Taha
      Posted on October 19, 2010 at 2:54pm

      SYLVIA SORAYA reminds us of politics, “Aw shucks, I have no time for a fight, I am too busy writing a speech for a press conference tomorrow.”

      Oh, you will be fighting soon enough with the way those left liberals heckle you. There is some spunk for you folks here at the Blaze. Soraya routinely gives speeches at conservative Tea Party rallies. She is frequently jeered and heckled by left liberal socialists. This left liberal screaming and hollering does not slow her down one bit. Soraya keeps on trucking.

      Three rallies back, Soraya really displayed some spunk. Soraya is going on about smaller government, lower taxes, fiscal responsibility and some left liberal sissy boy takes to hollering about a right to food stamps and welfare checks. This annoys Soraya and has her show some real spunk. She glares at this leftist welfare rat yelling at her, Soraya up and throws her microphone at the boy, beaned him right on his head! Probably raised a knot on his head. The sissy boy left liberal moved to the back of the crowd then took up his heckling again.

      Soraya continued on with her speech, sans microphone, like nothing happened.

      How many readers here are brave enough to stand before a mixed crowd then deliver a conservative side speech? Soraya has spunk!

      Same for Bristol Palin. Too many readers here are not sharp enough to realize Bristol is following in her momma’s footsteps, following Sarah to a successful life, very bravely so.

      Bristol suffered through left liberals going after her for being an unwed teenage mother. Left liberals went after Bristol for this slimeball Levi being the father of her baby. Bristol and her family suffered much abhorrent ridicule by left liberals and political pundits. Bristol, like her momma, is undaunted.

      Bristol is up there on a stage before our entire world. She is wiggling, jiggling and giggling out, “How do you like me now?” Bristol is displaying this fortitude taught to her by her momma. Bristol displays the type of fortitude we need to return national pride to our America.

      Bothers me so many alleged conservatives here at the Blaze are acting like childish left liberals.

      Okpulot Taha
      Choctaw Nation

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  • Awakenow
    Posted on October 19, 2010 at 10:39am

    We need to get back to treating women with respect, it is what makes us better men.

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  • Skwerl E. Muckenfutch
    Posted on October 19, 2010 at 10:39am

    Cannot unsee what has been seen.

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  • tgk
    Posted on October 19, 2010 at 10:25am

    Lighten up folks. I think this is great for Bristol. Plus, I think she is losing weight and getting in shape, Good for her!!

    If this hurts Sarah DCART, that says a lot more about US than it does Bristol.

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  • M31Sailor
    Posted on October 19, 2010 at 10:25am

    Would love to see Obama dressed up as a gorilla . They could pair him up

    with Joy Behar (no gorilla suit needed).They could dance to “I Like Big Butts”

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    • Okpulot Taha
      Posted on October 19, 2010 at 11:16am

      M31 SAILOR plays stage production manager, “Would love to see Obama dressed up as a gorilla.”

      My word! You silly boy, Obama in a gorilla suit would have Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson in such a conniption fit their brains would explode!

      A more politically correct stage appearance would be Obama and Pelosi dancing the Hokey Pokey while dressed up like Twiddle Dee and Twiddle Dum. Those costumes would fit those those two to a T.

      Okpulot Taha
      Choctaw Nation

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    • jocko
      Posted on October 19, 2010 at 11:31am

      Ditto for Michelle Obama

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    • Sylvia Soraya
      Posted on October 19, 2010 at 1:09pm

      All this talk of Michelle brings to mind an old favorite song from the 70′s
      Bumbumbabudum…

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wU-9U3W7if8&feature=related

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    • Sylvia Soraya
      Posted on October 19, 2010 at 1:21pm

      If I remember correctly there was Bertha Butt, Betty Butt, Bella Butt and Bathsheba Butt;
      Michelle, Joy, Nancy and Whoopi.

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    • Okpulot Taha
      Posted on October 19, 2010 at 1:54pm

      SYLVIA SORAYA bumps and grinds, “If I remember correctly there was Bertha Butt, Betty Butt, Bella Butt and Bathsheba Butt”

      Yo momma! You are showing your 45 rpm age! Do your thing!

      Soraya always amazes with these oddball things she drags up from our distant past, things I never knew about. She is a city girl, I am a farm girl. We delight in our differences.

      Cover on your 45 rpm instantly reminded me of Barack and Michelle! Bumbumbabudum!

      Boys around here complain about Bristol’s beautiful bottom. We should have Michelle Obama sit on those boys; then they will appreciate Bristol and her shaking a tail feather.

      By-the-by, Soraya, love your Michelle Green Thing you are wearing. Bumbumbabudum!

      Okpulot Taha
      Choctaw Nation

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    • thetroll01
      Posted on October 19, 2010 at 5:02pm

      Best idea so far!!!

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  • adifftake
    Posted on October 19, 2010 at 10:20am

    OK. OK. I’m sorry Miss Palin. Face facts, and quit embarrassing yourself.

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  • dcart888
    Posted on October 19, 2010 at 10:13am

    I wish Bristol would just stay out of the spotlight. She does not help her mother’s career

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  • Iamtheoracle
    Posted on October 19, 2010 at 10:12am

    Sorry Bristol darlin‘ you can’t dance but you have shown us all you can be a good sport.

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  • Amerigo Vespucci
    Posted on October 19, 2010 at 10:09am

    I think I might be in love with Bristol. Plus, I don‘t think she’s a virgin anymore…

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  • Star Spangled
    Posted on October 19, 2010 at 10:08am

    Oh come on !! The Blaze can’t have a sence of humor ?

    With the crap they work with day to day ?

    I thought it was funny . Can’t wait to see how the libs spin it . “Bristol pushes creationism in monkey suit .”

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  • Jimbo
    Posted on October 19, 2010 at 10:04am

    Bristol is hot, she is brave and I don’t mind hearing about her on the blaze, just as long as they keep most of their focus on the issues. Like this; Alabama black church burns to the ground. CBS covers it for three weeks blaming white extremest. Turns out not to be so. Preacher threatens to burn Islams most holy book, it turns into an international event. Weeks of coverage. Mormon Church burns to the ground in Washington by very determined Mormon hating people. HUUMMM I wonder who hates the LDS church so much right now that they would do that. We get very little coverage, no talk of hate crime. Nothing at all. If your white and Christian you don’t count in todays world.

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    • patriotwoman
      Posted on October 19, 2010 at 2:48pm

      I’m betting the LDS church was torched by a Glenn Beck hater.

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  • sueflorida
    Posted on October 19, 2010 at 10:01am

    I loved this! I love this girl and boy routine. They are adorable and bring a lift to my spirits in this time of great depression. Everyone should love this gorilla dance–good girl, Bristol, you have first place in my heart. Suzi

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  • dinadp
    Posted on October 19, 2010 at 9:48am

    The only reason I keep switching back to DWTS is to watch Bristol. Last night was painful. I can‘t imagine why she’d want to sabotage her chances but I still voted for her as often as I could. The only reason I do this is so that she can collect the paycheck that increases weekly. And all of this effort because her kid’s father is a douche & I think she’s better off not having to rely on him for child support.

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    • eternity875
      Posted on October 19, 2010 at 7:18pm

      Me, too…I’ve never watched DWTS until this season and I only turned it on because of Bristol…I like Kurt Warner (sp), too, because he is honest about being uncomfortable dancing with a woman not his wife…

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  • BurntHills
    Posted on October 19, 2010 at 9:41am

    at least Bristol was having FUN and TRYING. good for her. she has really matured thru a difficult period of life & motherhood VERY WELL.
    ……… but yes, it hit us immediately the ape suit smacked of malicious sly DEMOCRAT hijinks to us, they’ll pull anything -anything- to TRY TO demean or embarass her.

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    • neverending
      Posted on October 19, 2010 at 10:17am

      I have an idea – how about going back to being a good Mom!

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    • Mary M. Tebbe
      Posted on October 19, 2010 at 11:50am

      burnthills: I agree with you. I think there’s more going on here then meets the eye…an ape suit…and then the numbers that came across from everyone…666. Hmmmmm! I smell a RAT. I think they are trying to embarrass Bristol’s Mom…just sayin’.

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    • TruthLover
      Posted on October 19, 2010 at 12:11pm

      Absolutely. The producers and coaches on that show don’t care about Bristol…they hate her mom – so anything they can do to mock her and make a fool of her is bonus. Bristol is probably pretty gullible and trusting – and too caught up in the moment to see what motivates these shiesters. Poor kid. Somebody vote her off of there for her own good.

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  • Autonomous_System
    Posted on October 19, 2010 at 9:40am

    She is not a good dancer. She looks kinda stiff, inanimate.

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  • bobriver
    Posted on October 19, 2010 at 9:33am

    Hey Bristol, next time some idiot suggests you wear an ape suit FIRE THEM. What moron would suggest that and why in hell would you agree to do it? Please read Who‘s looking out for you by O’Reilly

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    • Blacktooth
      Posted on October 19, 2010 at 4:32pm

      Bobriver, you are exactly right. Poor Bristol, she will live to be sorry she was so foolish as to dress up like a clown, to be used by the media for entertainment purposes. Too bad she is throwing away any class she could have had as a dignified lady. Now, all she is is an embarrassment for all respectable women. Including her mother and father. All choices have consequences.

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  • charles48
    Posted on October 19, 2010 at 9:27am

    So what shes having fun is there something wrong with having fun in life and can we plese have real news stories on this site thank you

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  • Areyoukiddingme
    Posted on October 19, 2010 at 9:26am

    Any stories with attractive girls is fine by me.

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  • john seven eighteen
    Posted on October 19, 2010 at 9:24am

    The ape suit had nothing to do with it. The girl just can’t dance! But I give her huge props for going on national t.v. and trying, when she knew she would bolster the ammunition for the left to mock her and her mom. Good for you, Bristol!!

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    • meisterschaft
      Posted on October 19, 2010 at 2:30pm

      Yea…the only thing that would have made it better is if she was dressed up in a Grizzly Bear suit! HAHA

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    • DSN397
      Posted on October 19, 2010 at 2:35pm

      Agreed. I’m suprised she lasted this long, considering how many hate her mother, as you know a vote against her is a vote against Sarah. I like Bristol and I like Sarah. Funny how you can hate anyone‘s kid’s but Obama’s.

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    • CatB
      Posted on October 19, 2010 at 2:36pm

      Tick off a liberal ? ! I sure as heck voted for Bristol .. if only for the fact that it has to be bothering the progressives that she has made it this far!

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    • firstHat
      Posted on October 19, 2010 at 3:13pm

      Actually, the judges have said, week after week that she dances incredibly well as far as technique for someone who has no formal training. Her problem has been performance. She gets this deer in the headlights look. It started to go away last week and her partner thought that the costume might help her forget herself this week. It did and she actually got caught up in the performance. Unfortunately, she forgot the steps in the process. So.. yes, this clip is pretty bad but you should have seen her rumba last week :-)

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  • TruthTalker
    Posted on October 19, 2010 at 9:18am

    non-story. Doesnt merit The Blaze time.

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    • Flagwaver
      Posted on October 19, 2010 at 9:23am

      Agreed.

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    • abc
      Posted on October 19, 2010 at 9:25am

      I agree. But I also fear that f it were Obama‘s kid or Clinton’s, then you‘d conclude that it would be worth the Blaze’s time.

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    • DimmuBorgir
      Posted on October 19, 2010 at 10:01am

      get off yourself ABC

      And obama’s kids would be on Amature Night at the Apollo anyway.

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    • neverending
      Posted on October 19, 2010 at 10:14am

      agree!!!!

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    • nsblues
      Posted on October 19, 2010 at 10:38am

      Then I’ve got a crazy Idea, don’t read it.

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    • GENZERO
      Posted on October 19, 2010 at 10:56am

      Agree…NON-STORY!

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    • Highland
      Posted on October 19, 2010 at 11:13am

      Who cares? Do thinking people really watch these programs?

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    • snowleopard3200
      Posted on October 19, 2010 at 11:31am

      Ditto, non event.

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    • nkawtg
      Posted on October 19, 2010 at 1:21pm

      Just another example of the media elite making a monkey out of their perceived enemy.
      You all don’t think they actually like Bristol do you?
      Afterall she is the offspring of the dreaded enemy Sarah Palin.

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    • Susan Harkins
      Posted on October 19, 2010 at 2:17pm

      Agreed.

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    • Rita
      Posted on October 19, 2010 at 3:17pm

      I really don’t want to look at Bristol anymore, had enough. Not sure I want to watch Palin and her Alaskan Adventure on TLC due to exploiting her children and family life.

      Rita  
    • CatB
      Posted on October 19, 2010 at 9:44pm

      Like the story or not … like Bristol or not … she got through and will be dancing again NEXT WEEK! WAY TO GO BRISTOL!

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    • bullcrapbuster
      Posted on October 20, 2010 at 2:22am

      @Rita jealous are we???

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    • mizflame98
      Posted on October 20, 2010 at 7:46am

      I might be reading too much into it, but looking at their body language I kind of wonder if they’re an item. If so he’s defiantly a vast improvement to Levi.

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    • FIRED UP FREE MAN !
      Posted on October 20, 2010 at 9:36pm

      Mr. SOROS is an international criminal. Any government official taking money from this monster or those he supports should be brought up on treason charges. Anybody who takes money from this monster has sold his soul and our government to HELL ! GOD BLESS AMERICA AND THE LIGHT OF DAY! For only TRUTH and the light of day is what this country DESERVES. Democrats seemed to have been infected by this DEADLY parasite and his minions. This country will NOT rest until SOROS is in prison orange and handcuffs standing in front of a military tribunal in Guantomino Bay, Cuba

      If you have any complaints about Mr. SOROS here are the names and addresses, maybe you can send them a line.

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