This Lawyer Was Fined $250 for Licking His 21-Year-Old Client’s Ear
- Posted on July 14, 2012 at 11:42am by
Madeleine Morgenstern
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A Hawaii attorney was convicted of harassment and fined $250 for licking his 21-year-old female client’s ear in his office, the Honolulu Star-Advertiser reported.
A judge told 64-year-old Lawrence McCreery his were “the actions of a dirty old man.” McCreery’s former client testified that while discussing her child custody case with him last year, he licked the back of her right ear.
The Kauai prosecutor’s office said McCreery told the woman, “You look so good,“ and ”Too bad you’re married.“ She said McCreery made a ”weird sound” and hugged her tightly right before the licking took place, according to the Associated Press.
McCreery denied licking his client, and testified that she initiated the hug.
Per Diem Fifth Circuit District Court Judge Frank Rothschild said there’s nothing to suggest the woman made up the story.
“Quite frankly,” Rothschild said, “these are the actions of a dirty old man.”



















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Comments (40)
dirtydog1776
Posted on July 15, 2012 at 9:09amNot a bad deal, cheaper than a prostitute……..not that I know about such things.
Report Post »pavepaws
Posted on July 15, 2012 at 5:31pmHe must be a friend of Joe Amendola.
Report Post »bullcrapbuster
Posted on July 15, 2012 at 1:28amI’d say that he is likely a DOM.
Report Post »Furious
Posted on July 14, 2012 at 10:23pmthis kind of thing always happens on the Island of comoniwanalya
Report Post »hi
Posted on July 14, 2012 at 10:09pmI can‘t stand dirty old men but isn’t this a case of “he said/she said?” If there is no evidence, then he shouldn’t have even been brought to court. Just think if he is innocent how this will destroy his life.
Report Post »Cruelnunusual
Posted on July 15, 2012 at 3:15pmI agree. She is probably telling the truth, but who knows? God knows I’ve had women completely lie about me. Meanwhile, his career and life’s work are destroyed based on only her word.
Report Post »term limits for congress
Posted on July 14, 2012 at 3:25pmShe was likely paying $150/hour at the time of the licking. So, he’s only out $100. Not a bad deal. I’ve paid more for less.
She’s a real trooper. Takes a lickin‘ and keeps on tickin’.
Report Post »rickc34
Posted on July 14, 2012 at 4:39pmThis guy is a creepy looking as that college prof from Nevada, are they brothers or just fellow Demoncrates. I bet the both voted for Obama, sexual deviants , he probably licked Obama’s ear.
Report Post »marine249
Posted on July 14, 2012 at 5:26pmon bo he went lower
Report Post »yankeeredneck
Posted on July 14, 2012 at 2:49pmSo much for due process.
Report Post »MrKnowItAll
Posted on July 14, 2012 at 2:31pmSex Offender list for 25 Years. It’s what I would want for this guy. But we live in Clinton- Obama-Land Now. I never Licked That Woman.
Report Post »mtsnj
Posted on July 14, 2012 at 4:42pmWhat is “Lick” is
Report Post »crackerone
Posted on July 14, 2012 at 2:25pmGive him 5 years probation and make him lick Debbie Wasserman Schultz’s ear.
Report Post »thegreatcarnac
Posted on July 14, 2012 at 2:17pmLawyers think a lot of themselves. They think they have this gift of gab that women and juries cannot resist. Her husband should go to this guy’s office and break every bone in his body.
Report Post »Detroit paperboy
Posted on July 14, 2012 at 2:11pm250 bucks, same as in new Orleans ……..
Report Post »SamIamTwo
Posted on July 14, 2012 at 1:44pmJust 250 bucks a lick…amazing. Got off on the cheap if you ask me, which you didn’t.
Report Post »starman70
Posted on July 14, 2012 at 2:08pmLOL! This guy is some kind of idiot. He must be a flaming LIBERAL, voted for Obama and supports all liberal causes. He would not have read the 2000 page healthcare bill before voting to pass it. He needs to run for prersident and have Monica as his vice prez.
Report Post »NewLife56
Posted on July 14, 2012 at 1:10pmProbably works for Obama
Report Post »The_Jerk
Posted on July 14, 2012 at 1:18pmWorked for Clinton.
Report Post »LeadNotFollow
Posted on July 14, 2012 at 12:48pm…
Report Post »Pervert!
Meyvn
Posted on July 14, 2012 at 1:08pmYeah. Looks like a freak and now his actions confirm it.
Report Post »COFemale
Posted on July 14, 2012 at 12:42pmThis is the classic dirty old man as the judge says. This is why I didn’t date men my age when I was younger, they were dirty ole men. And dude take off the rug, you look like a dufus. This is a man who is not sexy, but thinks he is. He must be a Liberal. LOL
Report Post »MittensKittens
Posted on July 14, 2012 at 12:30pma lick and a suck for MORE than a buck!
Report Post »kickagrandma
Posted on July 14, 2012 at 12:17pmDisbar the sucker/licker!
Report Post »Hmschlmom
Posted on July 14, 2012 at 1:27pmMy thoughts EXACTLY!
Report Post »watersRpeople
Posted on July 14, 2012 at 12:08pmIt’s never really crossed my mind to hug a lawyer, and I don’t believe I would let someone close enough to me for them to stick out there tongue to lick my ear….weird. I don’t even like close talkers.
Report Post »4xeverything
Posted on July 14, 2012 at 12:05pmThat’s just plain NAAASTY!
Report Post »progressiveslayer
Posted on July 14, 2012 at 12:04pmThe dead muskrat on his head is a nice touch.
Report Post »Gonzo
Posted on July 14, 2012 at 1:14pmI thought it was a Davey Crocket cap at first.
Report Post »MeteoricLimbo
Posted on July 14, 2012 at 1:42pmI thought it was a gigantic mustache…
Report Post »The Gooch
Posted on July 14, 2012 at 12:04pmI knew that lawyers sucked. Now they lick?
Report Post »Tankertony
Posted on July 14, 2012 at 12:30pmGood one.
Report Post »Searchingforthelight
Posted on July 14, 2012 at 12:00pmAn attorney is in a possition of authority. I think there should be a probation and a fine for something unethical like this and similiar to a realtor, disciplinary actions should be published in an attorney conduct book. I don’t think it is ethical for an attorney to charge a client $750. not to tell the apposing attorney personal information about the client they may or may not represent. I don’t think any discussions between attornies should be conducted without first notifying the client.
Report Post »I Don’t we have an attorney watchdog established by citizens rather than the Board? I’m thinking like a secret shopper? Want to write a eye opeing book? Send out a secret attorney shopper.
historyguy48
Posted on July 14, 2012 at 12:41pmComrade calm down! It’s not like he gave her an STD is it?
Report Post »Dear Leader is a professional also and just look at the a– f—— he is giving all of us!
He didn’t even get a fine!
watersRpeople
Posted on July 14, 2012 at 11:55amOooo $250, that must of taught him a hard lesson.
Report Post »Magyar
Posted on July 14, 2012 at 2:09pmYea, he probably DID have a hard one!
Report Post »db321
Posted on July 14, 2012 at 11:54amSicko!
Report Post »Uechi
Posted on July 14, 2012 at 11:52amDepending on what she looks like I can think of better things then an ear. Unwanted advances are exactly that. If it was unwanted he should lose his license.
Report Post »Angel_light
Posted on July 14, 2012 at 11:48amEww that is so gross and inappropriate!!! no wonder he can’t get a date
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