Crime

Topless, Drunken Woman Leads Cops on 128 MPH Car Chase

A high-speed chase turned into a wide-eyed arrest in Bainbridge, OH earlier this month. That’s because when the woman behind the wheel stepped from the car at the end of the ordeal, she was wearing nothing but fishnet stockings, a g-string, and high heels.

The woman, 28-year-old Erin B. Holdsworth, led the cops on the wild chase on October 11. She was only stopped after cops used spike strips to disable her tires. It was then that the officers got quite the surprise. Fox 8 in Cleveland explains:

When officers approached her vehicle, according to Bokovitz, they discovered that she was topless and wearing only a fishnet stocking body suit, g-sting panties and high heels.

Holdsworth’s docket filed in Chardon Municipal court says she has been charged with one count each of OVI, refusing a blood alcohol content test, fleeing and alluding, criminal damaging, driving under a suspended license, speeding and reckless operation.

You can watch the report below:

(H/T: Daily Mail)

Comments (176)

  • SurhanSurhan
    Posted on October 27, 2011 at 11:59am

    Christians!

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    • sdps
      Posted on October 27, 2011 at 12:17pm

      American citizens are members of many religions. You would know she’s a Christian how? You wouldn’t happen to be an open minded member of any particularly peace loving religion, would you?

      Though I will agree it an example of very bad behavior that is all too common in America.

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    • PPMStudios
      Posted on October 27, 2011 at 12:42pm

      You’re obviously a moron! First for you comment and second, it’s Sirhan Sirhan.

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    • SurhanSurhan
      Posted on October 27, 2011 at 12:47pm

      I’m using the some logic you guys use when you hear about something in the middle east.

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    • SurhanSurhan
      Posted on October 27, 2011 at 12:49pm

      @ PPMSTUDIOS I spelled it that way to see who would notice. SUCKER!

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    • Unix
      Posted on October 27, 2011 at 12:57pm

      surhan, the only sucker here is you. Go to Bill ayers and get brainwashed some more will ya.

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    • 1casawizard
      Posted on October 27, 2011 at 1:00pm

      You’re a ********. Git off ya mamas’ computer.

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    • crackerone
      Posted on October 27, 2011 at 1:01pm

      Glenn must of really struck a nerve with this website. Everyday, there are more and more, Soro’s paid trolls, typing in their non-sense.

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    • jonnyroyal
      Posted on October 27, 2011 at 1:10pm

      SURHANSURHAN???? You have taken the name of the person who killed Bobby Kennedy who is a hero in the Liberal community and you didn’t spell it right!!??And as for your take on logic you mean that 99.9% of all terrorist come out of the Middle East and are Muslems. Is that what You mean?? Please explain, if you can.

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    • SurhanSurhan
      Posted on October 27, 2011 at 1:35pm

      Didn’t Jesus turn water to wine? Every since then intoxicants have flowed through Christiandom like water. She’s following bible tenets.

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    • SurhanSurhan
      Posted on October 27, 2011 at 1:39pm

      @ UNIX…make a point…otherwise keep your opinion to yourself. Or did the marijuana kill off all your brain cells! Christians like marijuana too.

       
    • Ari Ben TZion
      Posted on October 27, 2011 at 1:57pm

      @SurhanSurhan

      No, actually that’s not true – we don’t use that type of logic to judge the Middle East or its people.

      For example, just because Mohammed was a child molester we don’t make the assumption that every single man in Saudi Arabia is a pedophile.

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    • SurhanSurhan
      Posted on October 27, 2011 at 2:06pm

      @ ARI BEN TZION… you couldn’t make that point otherwise you would have to include your religion too thanks to your Catholic brothers. By the way most pedophiles are white Christians.

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    • rpp
      Posted on October 27, 2011 at 2:06pm

      @AssassinAssassin (aka SurhanSurhan) You are not using the same logic. America is a pluralistic society where people are free to practice and religion, or no religion. In Middle eastern Islamic countries, that s not the case. Furthermore, her actions are not consistent with the teachings of Christianity, which is not the case when a muslim straps a bomb to himself and blows up a bus.

      Your logic is quite flawed. But then I would expect that from someone who while trying to celebrate a notorious assassin, is unable to even spell the name correctly, And your excuse for the misspelling is even more lame than your logic. In short, you have completely discredited yourself. But then, you are just troll.

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    • Ari Ben TZion
      Posted on October 27, 2011 at 2:15pm

      @SurhanSurhan

      Number one genius, I’m a Jew.

      Number two; don’t defend one evil act by identifying another.

      That’s the argument of a nescient.

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    • pjmarshake
      Posted on October 27, 2011 at 2:25pm

      Why are we engaging with Surhan?

      Stick to what matters.

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    • Bluefish49
      Posted on October 27, 2011 at 2:27pm

      Officer….I wan to report a theft…someone stole my cloths…..again.

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    • Ari Ben TZion
      Posted on October 27, 2011 at 2:42pm

      @SurhanSurhan

      Wow – that’s so clever.

      But what does that have to do with that fact that Mohammed (may his name and memory be obliterated), was a vile, lice infected, demon possessed pedophile?

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    • SurhanSurhan
      Posted on October 27, 2011 at 2:47pm

      @ RPP, If what you say about Muslims is true, how come you don‘t give quotes and scriptures from the Qur’an to support your argument. The reason you don‘t is because you have never read the Qur’an. You are talking about something you got from the media and forming your opinion based on that. Like I said earlier Jesus turned water to wine. The bible says to give strong drink (liquor) if you have an upset stomach or if you want to drown your sorrows. I can give references if you need them.

       
    • Master_and_Commander
      Posted on October 27, 2011 at 2:57pm

      SurhanSurhan. Yet another little juvenile snotty nosed liberal brat. Get off that computer your parents bought you, get off your PS3, get out of your snotty nosed little bedroom, get out into the real world and go get a job. Leave discussing the news to real adults, please.

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    • Ari Ben TZion
      Posted on October 27, 2011 at 3:02pm

      @SurhanSurhan

      Take a look at this video on You Tube: watch?v=BGOnGqEpQCc

      In it you will see and hear an Islamic Cleric admitting that Mohammed (may his name and memory be obliterated), had sex with a little girl.

      At this very moment, Mohamed is enjoying all the comforts of hell.

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    • SurhanSurhan
      Posted on October 27, 2011 at 3:10pm

      @ Master, You don’t know anything about me. That‘s what I’m talking about. See how Christians generalize about people or religions that they know nothing about. Instead of attacking me, attack what I said. Oh, and by the way, I am at work, I work full time too!

       
    • Rowgue
      Posted on October 27, 2011 at 3:14pm

      Reported for being the dumbest person on the face of the planet.

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    • AvengerK
      Posted on October 27, 2011 at 3:29pm

      SURHAN….in your zeal to appear to be clever…you’ve ended up looking like an idiot. Islam has three “holy” books. One of them is the Q’oran, another is the Haddith.
      Let me quote from the Haddith for you to demonstrate how the “religion of peace and tolerance” views jews….
      “The hour of judgment shall not come until the Muslims fight the Jews and kill them, so that the Jews hide behind trees and stones, and each tree and stone will say: ‘Oh Muslim, oh servant of Allah, there is a Jew behind me, come and kill him,’ except for the Gharqad tree, for it is the tree of the Jews.” (Sahih Muslim, Book 41, Number 6985)
      This verse is quoted verbatim in Hamas’ charter by the way.
      Also champ…when you see a name…Ben (insert last name here)…that‘s a pretty good clue you’re addressing a jew not a christian. You invoked Catholicism for Ben Tzion..and clearly he’s jewish.
      I‘ll quote from the Q’oran foryou in my next post…but right now..I suggest you keep your hands off the keyboard until you know what you’re talking about..because right now you look like an idiot. Typical liberal..you speak before you think (ok..that’s not fair..you don’t think at all).

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    • gmoneytx
      Posted on October 27, 2011 at 3:41pm

      you’re not worth it!

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    • PPMStudios
      Posted on October 27, 2011 at 3:53pm

      @ all others than the TROLL D-bag, D-bag (aka Surhan ditto)

      This excrement on the bottom of a shoe is fishing for arguments. If he really is a racist agitator like he appears or just another imbecile sitting on a PC in the basement of his parents house…. Let’s let it go. He’s not worth the one brain cell it takes to outwit him……

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    • branch manager
      Posted on October 27, 2011 at 3:56pm

      surhansurhan, tell satan he already lost. All of your obamanoid comments are just proving that some stereotypes are accurate.

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    • hologram5
      Posted on October 27, 2011 at 4:27pm

      SURHANSURHAN:
      You’re right, we don‘t know anything about you other than you’re a troll extraordinaire and most likely a pedophile. Have fun with that and stay away from schools loser.

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    • SurhanSurhan
      Posted on October 27, 2011 at 4:46pm

      @ AVENGERK, You have never seen this Haddith, how do you know it’s a true haddith. Hamas is a terriorist organization, and you use them as a reference Janet Napolitano might have something to say about that! You admit you have never read the Ahaddiths and yet you want to chide me for not knowing them, please, give me a break. By the way, the word is spelled Qur‘an not Q’oran. Try taking your own advice before you try to correct someone else. Have you ever met Ben, you don’t know what he is, A rose by any other name is still a rose!

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    • SurhanSurhan
      Posted on October 27, 2011 at 5:22pm

      @ PPMSTUDIOS, @BRANCH MANAGER, @ HOLOGRAM5…you all are not disputing anything I said, all you all, are doing is attacking me. That tells me you have lost you argument(s). I won you all lost. Just like the losers you all are!

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    • Memphismerlin
      Posted on October 27, 2011 at 5:34pm

      Surhan, is your problem with her because she is drunk? Is it because she was allowed to drive? Was it because she was not covered head to toe? Was it because she was not with a male member of her family out in public? Was it because she has not converted?

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    • Memphismerlin
      Posted on October 27, 2011 at 5:38pm

      So what is your point? That the Bible has references to drinking? Yes it does. And? It’s hard to refute a point when we do not know what your point is. If you are trying to say anyone who drinks is a Christian because of this then don’t get upset when others generalize your religion.

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    • AvengerK
      Posted on October 27, 2011 at 5:47pm

      Again SURHAN…in your zeal to appear to be clever you’ve ended up looking like a fool.

      “Ben” is not his first name. So no..I don’t know “Ben” but I know that in Hebrew names the prefix “Ben” denotes “son of” in a similar way that “Bin” does in Arabic. Ari is the first name BEN is the notation that he is “son of” Tzion.

      Do you understand when someone tells you that a section of the Haddith is quoted verbatim in Hamas’ charter SURHAN? Is this too difficult for you to process?

      The Haddith not enough for you sport?

      Ok…let me quote from your beloved “Qur’an”…..
      “And as for those women whose ill-will you have reason to fear, admonish them [first]; then leave them alone in bed; then beat them” (4:34) So..it seems Mohammed believes in beating one’s wife..even if she is 9 years old as his was.
      What about those that leave Islam or pretend to be Muslims? Well your beloved “Qur’an” addresses that too…,“ the Muslims should ”seize them and slay them wherever you may find them” (4:89). ”
      What about Jews? Well…your “Qur’an”… “May God destroy them!” (9:30)
      I’ve got lots more for you SURHAN….being the intellectual cripple you are..you make this too easy.

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    • SurhanSurhan
      Posted on October 27, 2011 at 5:48pm

      I don’t have a problem with her at all, other than she’s acting like a typical Christian. What’s your problem with what I said?

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    • Memphismerlin
      Posted on October 27, 2011 at 6:00pm

      Did I say I had a problem? I was more confused then anything. Since getting drunk and acting like an idiot is not even remotely tied to any one religion or group it seemed like a reach.

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    • SurhanSurhan
      Posted on October 27, 2011 at 6:14pm

      @ AVENGERK…I see you are are doing the same thing Hamas does, you quote scripture out of context. Well, 2 can play that game. Here is what the bible says about women: “If two Israelite men get into a fight and the wife of one tries to rescue her husband by grabbing the testicles of the other man, you must cut off her hand. Show her no pity.” Deuteronomy 25:11-12…What?

      “When a man sells his daughter as a slave, she will not be freed at the end of six years as the men are. Exodus 21:7 What the Hell?? I can sell my daughter?!

      But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and kill them before me. Luke 19:27 What the Hell? Jesus wants to kill his enemies. I thought he is the prince of peace!

      “Don’t imagine that I came to bring peace to the earth! I came not to bring peace, but a sword. Matthew 10:34…I can go on and on and on!

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    • SurhanSurhan
      Posted on October 27, 2011 at 6:22pm

      @ MEMPHISMERLIN…that’s my whole point. We should not generalize about people or religion, but when its about Islam or Muslims we do this all the time. Sorry if I offended you, but it seems like you were the ONLY person to get that point!

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    • Memphismerlin
      Posted on October 27, 2011 at 6:23pm

      So you admitt that you are taking the Bible out of context and therefore you know that those quotes can be easliy explained to not mean what they seem to when they are taken out. Cool. By all means, explain the ones that Averagerk quoted. Put them in context for us.

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    • pitboss711
      Posted on October 27, 2011 at 6:38pm

      @SURHANSURHAN – The majority of us agree there is no excuse for the woman’s actions. However, there is a major flaw in your comments. You think you know what a “typical Christian” acts like and you obviously have no clue whatsoever. Would this lady’s actions be more acceptable in your eyes if she was flying a plan into a tall building and killing thousands of innocent people, or strapping on a bomb under her clothing and detonating it in a big crowd of innocent people? Before you condemn other religions and other countries…consider the atrocities of your own.

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    • SurhanSurhan
      Posted on October 27, 2011 at 6:40pm

      By the way Sirhan Sirhan was a Christian Arab, a Palestinian. Another example of Christian extremism/violence.

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    • SurhanSurhan
      Posted on October 27, 2011 at 6:46pm

      @ MEMPHISMERLIN…so you admit yours were taken out of context as well!!! Good, now we are getting somewhere. (Facetiously)

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    • SurhanSurhan
      Posted on October 27, 2011 at 6:58pm

      @PITTBOSS711…Lets see, Slavery-Christians, Colonialism-Christians, Crusades-Christians, Mulattoes-Christians (As a result of the white man raping his slave woman) Hitler-Christian, Mussolini Christian…let me know when me to stop. You don’t have have room to talk! Klan, Aryan Brotherhood, Aryan Nation both are Christian organizations.

       
    • AvengerK
      Posted on October 27, 2011 at 7:03pm

      SURHAN…your twisted hermeneutics only serve to highlight your idiocy. Being a godless liberal…you don’t understand the texts but invoke them nonetheless.
      First of all….you still going to stick with “have you ever met Ben”? LOL…
      The To’rah is normative to Christians where it is reiterated in the New Testament. This is why gentiles became Christians…the rules with shellfish, mixed fibers..the eating of pork..etc. If you have a problem with Jewish law..consult a rabbi for explanation.
      As to your peurile attempts to interpret the Gospels….
      The snippet you’ve taken from chapter nineteen of Luke is part of the parable told to Zacchaeus of a noble man. It’s the nobleman speaking those words…idiot. The nobleman gave ten gold coins to ten of his servants and told them to engage in trade with them. One of them was lazy and didn’t invest the coin as he was told. The nobleman was deemed harsh by this servant and the nobleman tells the servant he’ll respond to him as he is seen by him. Christ is using the story to illustrate that his father will deal with who ever doesn’t believe in him in heaven. This is why they’re called “parables” you idiot. They’re not meant to be taken literally as you just attempted.
      (Matthew 10:34-39)? The rest of the verse goes on…He who loves father or mother more than Me is not worthy of Me; ..etc. Christ is saying love no one above him. Later in Matthew 15:4- “honor thy father and mother” . You’re an

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    • AvengerK
      Posted on October 27, 2011 at 7:14pm

      You know what your problem is SURHAN? You’re just not very bright. You bleat the same old tired atheist drivel using the same old tired atheist talking points and puff your little chest thinking you’ve got those “awful” christians pegged. You’ve demonstrated clearly that you have no grasp of the concept of teaching devices like parables. You present a very stunted, poorly read and myopic knowledge of the gospels, the concept of context appears to be far beyond your capacity…clearly you have no idea about what you’re trying to talk about.
      Enough time has been wasted on you..come back when you have a clue kid.

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    • SurhanSurhan
      Posted on October 27, 2011 at 11:20pm

      @ AVENGERK…This is the NO SPIN ZONE… and right now, you are spinning like a top…I know you are upset that I found out that there is just as much violence in the bible as you think there is in Islam. If the bible is the word of God, then I can chop off my wife hands, sell my daughter as a slave and kill my enemies. Wow!

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    • brewmaster
      Posted on October 28, 2011 at 12:02am

      WOW… you are very stupid and a fake, you just got slammed by Avengerk

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    • SerikFox
      Posted on October 28, 2011 at 12:07am

      The ironic thing is that you can only say any of this because a bunch of Christians founded a country based on freedom.

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    • SurhanSurhan
      Posted on October 28, 2011 at 12:44am

      @ BREWMASTER…Really brewmaster, really…take your mothers tit out of your mouth and go to bed! You have nothing to offer.

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    • SurhanSurhan
      Posted on October 28, 2011 at 1:28am

      @ SERIKFOX…The same Christians that allowed slaves to be free, ask Miss Evers’ Boys (Tuskegee experiment) if they were free. Ask the American Japanese that were placed in interment camps if they were free. Ask those black Americans that had to sit in at lunch counters to fight for their freedom if they were free. Ask those black Americans that had water hoses and dogs sicked on them if they were free. Ask those black Americans that were lynched in the south for no reason at all, if they were free. Ask the blacks that had their voters rights suppressed if they were free. (All perpetrated by Christian)

      Yeah, if it weren’t for Christianity , were would these people be?!

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    • Steve
      Posted on October 28, 2011 at 3:11am

      SurhanSurhan

      WOW! You are either delusional, ignorant or a 12 year old who’s using his mommies computer.

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    • SurhanSurhan
      Posted on October 28, 2011 at 10:34am

      @ STEVE- Wow Steve, you must be the intelligent one in the family, I’m sure you are the apple of your parents eye, they spent all that money on your education and this is the best analysis you have to offer. I’ve noticed when Christians cannot rebut a point they resort to personal attacks. Great job Steve, you are typical.

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    • Memphismerlin
      Posted on November 1, 2011 at 5:04pm

      In the off chance that you come back and check if someone replied, when did I take any of the Qu’ran out of context? I do not recall quoting from it. By the way, Christioans stopped slavery, marched with MLK and faught for civil rights, defeated Hitler and Mussolini, ended the slave trade in America before it was stopped in Europe (look that one up), and give more to charity than any other group on the planet. Further more, the crusades were not one sided. How did the Muslims get control of the Holy land? It wasn’t peacefully. You are trying to make a point but you are doing it horribly.

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    • heartitorleaveit
      Posted on July 27, 2012 at 10:38am

      Blazers:
      What kind of narcissistic freak (other than a troll or surhansurhan), would spend so much time on the message boards of THEBLAZE, with absolutely NO SUPPORTERS for his position? How tragic that an individual would be so depraved for attention that he would actually enjoy the constant rejection surhancyberjihadsatan secretly relishes. What a withered little troll all shacked up with his newfangled computer feeling such power.
      Deep down inside he wants to join us. But alas, poor surhansatan, he cant! His countrymen could kill him with no fear of retribution if he admits the errors of islam, or were to apologize on behalf of islam for thousands of modern day murders in the name of allah. So with sword in hand he waits for the end to come. Murderous, deeply seeded hatred, filled with deceptive beguiling darkness, from his youth.
      How sad. :[
      On a lighter note:
      According to the Guinness Book of World Records, The Bible is the worlds best-selling and most widely distributed book. A survey by the Bible Society concluded that around 2.5 billion copies were printed between 1815 and 1975, but more recent estimates put the number at more than 5 billion.
      http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/records-1/best-selling-book-of-non-fiction/
      Great fun here:
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lg7QJKEyumw&feature=fvwrel
      :]

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    • heartitorleaveit
      Posted on July 27, 2012 at 10:39am

      URHANCYBERJIHADSATAN– still waiting for you to provide us with a single shred of archaeological or historical evidence that suggests that Mecca ever existed before the 4th century AD, or it’s Kaaba before the 5th century. … Its been over a month and you just ignore the question and run to anither story to terrorize more readers….
      Dont forget that quoting the Bible (your usual technique) to prove this point wont cut it sirhan. YOU state “the Bible is not the Word of God” therefore using it to prove any argument would be the equal to quoting any book of fiction to prove a point!
      We need archaeological or historical evidence….. not quotes.
      I know you are frustrated and angry surhancyberjihadsatan
      waiting patiently for your reply.
      S irhancyberjihadsatan can’t
      U surp the
      R eality that the
      H istorical and / or
      A rchaeological evidence
      N eeded to
      S anctify the quran as the perfect
      U nblemished Word of God DOES NOT EXIST.
      R ighteous Almighty God has provided all the
      H istorical and
      A rchaeological evidence
      N eeded to Prove The Sacred Bible as the true Word of God. :]
      WARNING GRAPHIC IMAGES of
      surhancyberjihadsatan’s buddies havin a picnic!
      http://www.ajuaa.com/lookme/play.php?vid=958

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  • freedom4ever
    Posted on October 27, 2011 at 11:55am

    Just asking why wasn’t she charged with indecent exposure? With all the other charges guess they forgot that one – or they enjoyed it! lol

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    • Lantern
      Posted on October 27, 2011 at 12:05pm

      I don’t think it is considered indecent exposure for women to expose their breasts. Some mothers breast-feed their babies in public.

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    • pavepaws
      Posted on October 27, 2011 at 1:28pm

      Were there any bumpy roads and did she have her headlights on?

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    • Mister July
      Posted on October 27, 2011 at 4:35pm

      I‘m pretty sure there’s an exception in the indecent exposure statute for hot chicks, sloshed, high, hammered, trashed or otherwise.

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    • Rowgue
      Posted on October 27, 2011 at 8:04pm

      Well in reality she wasn’t really exposing herself until the police made her exit her vehicle. I’m not sure that charge would stick.

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  • Unix
    Posted on October 27, 2011 at 11:46am

    awww, not to worry, she’ll be fine with her LGBT friends in prison…

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  • Ricky in Oklahoma
    Posted on October 27, 2011 at 11:44am

    She must have gotten lost on her way to Occupy.

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  • Coolcat51
    Posted on October 27, 2011 at 11:43am

    It looks like she had a tube top on to me.

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    • BSdetector
      Posted on October 27, 2011 at 12:40pm

      Oh you’ve done it now, you’ll have to be scolded by the Liar in Chief for your racism against people with purple colored upper torso skin

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  • COFemale
    Posted on October 27, 2011 at 11:36am

    Good thing she was stopped from harming others and herself. Also, officers did not have to worry about her brandishing a weapon unless you count the two headlights pointing at them?

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    • gwssacredcause
      Posted on October 27, 2011 at 1:20pm

      Is she kin to Linsey Lohan? If the law gives her all the breaks Ms. Lohan has had she will never do any meaningfull jail time.

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  • watashbuddyfriend
    Posted on October 27, 2011 at 11:34am

    I have been deprived! How dare you blur my view, Show me the Mountains.

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    • TexasHunter
      Posted on October 27, 2011 at 12:30pm

      I think they were more mosquito bites than mountains. Not saying nothing wrong with a handful but those tender jellies were no twin peaks.

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    • Stoic one
      Posted on October 27, 2011 at 12:54pm

      Not a handful… more like a mouthful.

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  • Strat-M16
    Posted on October 27, 2011 at 11:34am

    Hey, This_Individual

    The expression is from Dorothy Parker: “You can drag a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.”
    When she was challenged to use the word Horticulture in a sentence.

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    • teebubba
      Posted on October 27, 2011 at 2:04pm

      Strat-M16….I’m impressed. Of course dozens of people here are googling her now. Your highbrow reference just made up for all the stupid trolls here today.

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    • This_Individual
      Posted on October 27, 2011 at 4:45pm

      Ahhh yes my fellow gun slanger, but I am referencing the classic film “Friday After Next”.

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  • Strat-M16
    Posted on October 27, 2011 at 11:26am

    Gives new meaning to the word “BUSTed” …

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  • Tired-of-fools
    Posted on October 27, 2011 at 11:22am

    It looks like she never turned off her high beams. There on even in the back of the cop car.

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  • This_Individual
    Posted on October 27, 2011 at 11:19am

    You can lead a ho to water, but you can’t make her think.

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  • paulusmaximus
    Posted on October 27, 2011 at 11:17am

    Bet she pleads not guilty to the DWI ! If she get a liberal judge they will agree if they can have the tape.

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  • copatriots
    Posted on October 27, 2011 at 11:15am

    Dang……I’m impressed with her driving!!! 110 mph, keeping it on the road and not hurting anyone or worse. The chick could barely walk.

    And…… “Ethel, you get your clothes on!” Ray Stevens

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    • biohazard23
      Posted on October 27, 2011 at 11:20am

      At least this wasn’t Elizabeth Warren, right, Scott Brown? Tee hee!!!!

      Hey, CoPat! Is it still snowing out your way? It’s 73 sunny degrees down here. :)

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    • copatriots
      Posted on October 27, 2011 at 11:28am

      Hey BIO! Agreed about Lizzy Warren. Trying to get that image outta my head! Gee thanks! LOL It‘s crazy that Massachusetts can’t come up with anyone better than her or Brown.

      Done snowing here. Today is the postcard beautiful blue skies. I love Colorado! Which southern state are you in?

      Hey…..check-up go okay? How is the little guy?

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    • biohazard23
      Posted on October 27, 2011 at 11:40am

      Is that Lizzy Warren or Lizzy BORDEN? I get the 2 confused….. ;)

      I’m way down south in FL on the west coast. We‘re far enough away from the beach where we don’t get the crazy traffic but close enough where it takes just minutes to get there. Our dogs LOVE going to the beach and the kids love to take them! My little sis used to live in Denver and I went to visit. I loved it out there but I just can’t handle the cold.

      The little guy is doing great! He’s healthy and growing and kicking like crazy. My friends say they can’t wait for the newest member of the Tea Party to make his grand debut! Our family just can’t wait for him to be born, Tea Party or not. :)

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    • types_zane
      Posted on October 27, 2011 at 11:41am

      There was no skill on her balhaf…. BMW… The ultimate driving machine…

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    • copatriots
      Posted on October 27, 2011 at 11:56am

      Lived in Deerfield Beach for awhile. Was just in Lauderdale a month ago. Love the natural beauty but WOW the peeps are crazy. Glad you’re on the west side!

      Happy to hear all is well with our little Tea Party Blazer! :D And, yes, I bet you are soooo excited for him to make his debut!

      LOL @ ultimate driving machine, TYPES_ZANE

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    • biohazard23
      Posted on October 27, 2011 at 12:42pm

      I haven’t been to Deerfield Beach, but I’ve been to Lauderdale quite a few times. It’s nice to visit but….. All of South FL is INSANE. But think about it: the people who live there (and some who don’t) are the same ones who gave us Debbie What’s-her-name Schultz and Frederica Wilson.

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  • Tired-of-fools
    Posted on October 27, 2011 at 11:14am

    She still had her high beams on even in the back of the cop car

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  • AmericanStrega
    Posted on October 27, 2011 at 11:13am

    “….at the end of the ordeal, she was wearing nothing but fishnet stockings, a g-string, and high heels.” The video clearly states, and you can see, she was wearing tennis shoes and an opaque box from neck to mid-thigh.

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  • J.C. McGlynn
    Posted on October 27, 2011 at 11:09am

    I know a strip club she can work at. That way she can work off the bail that would have to be posted.

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  • Tired-of-fools
    Posted on October 27, 2011 at 11:09am

    I say if she continues to dress like that, she should be cleared of all charges. My kinda woman.

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  • knighttemplar999
    Posted on October 27, 2011 at 11:07am

    Good thing it wasn’t a convertible; flippity, floppity slap, slap, slap, ouch, ouch, floppity, flbbity, flibbity.

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  • Tom K
    Posted on October 27, 2011 at 11:06am

    When you‘re hot you’re hot and she’s NOT.

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    • phillipwgirard
      Posted on October 28, 2011 at 1:44am

      The only thing she was missing was a pair of six shooters, and a pony head on a stick.

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  • knighttemplar999
    Posted on October 27, 2011 at 11:04am

    The lady getting out of the car is wearing tennis shoes and a translucent boxy dress, where is the skin?

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    • AmericanStrega
      Posted on October 27, 2011 at 11:17am

      Sorry Knight, we must have had the same thought at about the same time. :)

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  • Jim in Houston
    Posted on October 27, 2011 at 11:03am

    Hey, didn’t we see her at one of the flea bag rallies?

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  • GeorgeWashingtonslept here
    Posted on October 27, 2011 at 11:01am

    What a feminine hygiene bag…………..(wouldn’t let me post what I really called her).

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  • SpankDaMonkey
    Posted on October 27, 2011 at 10:58am

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    Another Britney wanna be. Wonder if she can sing?……….

    This girl has got to learn to hold her liquor hehehehe……….

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    • Lantern
      Posted on October 27, 2011 at 12:09pm

      Britney can’t sing, neither can most of the new, so-called, talent, they just use auto-tuned microphones.

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  • Gonzo
    Posted on October 27, 2011 at 10:56am

    Looks like tennis shoes not heels.

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    • lewisk333
      Posted on October 27, 2011 at 11:58am

      Nice reporting, they say “wearing only a fishnet stocking body suit, g-sting panties and high heels.” yet clearly she is in tennis shoes and bare legs.

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    • Gonzo
      Posted on October 27, 2011 at 1:49pm

      Yea, I think somebody let their fantasies get the best of them.

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  • bassist237
    Posted on October 27, 2011 at 10:54am

    Winning!

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