‘Torpedoes of Truth Part 2’: Charlie Sheen Rants on Web After Monday Firing Announcement (Content Warning)
- Posted on March 7, 2011 at 10:35pm by
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From Showbiz411:
Looking gaunt and sounding crazier than ever, Charlie Sheen is back on the internet. He went live on UStream at 10:07pm EST. “Are you recording this?” asked his first caller, who I think is Bob Maron, one of his sycophants. Sheen said he’s going to reach out to Jeff Bezos, head of Amazon.com. He wants him to publish his memoir, “Apocalypse Me: The Jaws of Life.” He wants the Book on Kindle to save trees. Sheen rants that people should “marry a tree.” “Marriage didn’t work for me, so marry a tree.” He’s upset about people calling in and interrupting him.
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Comments (162)
HTuttle
Posted on March 8, 2011 at 12:11amPathetic! DUH! LOSING!
Report Post »ImprobableSage
Posted on March 8, 2011 at 12:06amSome random, unfiltered observations concerning “the Winner”:
> If Charlie were just a little bit smarter, he’d qualify to be a Scientologist. He’s certainly crazy enough.
> Dude looks as old as his dad, which is really saying something, since Papa Sheen’s just this side of Gary Busey, looks-wise.
> Some children should apparently be Sheen, not heard.
Report Post »WAR PIGS CRAWLING
Posted on March 8, 2011 at 5:37amHa…Ha…Tom Cruise needed the “couch” incident relegated to normal…thanks…or…I’m sure he will say: THANKS IMPROBABLESAGE…
Report Post »WhiteFang
Posted on March 8, 2011 at 12:03amThis is a man who has destroyed his own life, he could have been a winner but………
Report Post »jim
Posted on March 7, 2011 at 11:55pmBetter than Ozzy. This deconstruction is better than any programming on CBS, NBC, ABC, PBS combined. Winning…
Report Post »RedHarley
Posted on March 8, 2011 at 6:51amOne of the results of being the child of a far left activist/actor “parent”, who most likely was never around much.
Losing.
United_Ignited
Posted on March 7, 2011 at 11:48pmCharlie Sheen 47, is all over the news because he’s a celebrity drug addict. While Andrew Wilfahrt 31, Brian Tabada 21, Rudolph Hizon 22, Chauncy Mays 25 are all soldiers who gave their lives this week with no media mention. God Bless all our troops, past and present!!
Report Post »Showtime
Posted on March 8, 2011 at 12:11amThank you!
The only thing I have to say about Charlie Sheen is that he’s completely self-centered; he thinks the world is all about him; and I heard on the radio tonight that he’s going to sue Warner-whatever for firing him.
I don’t like him; I don’t respect him; and I sure as blazes don’t admire him. That being said, I’m moving on to the next story, which I hope is NOT about Charlie Sheen.
Report Post »GeorgieJo
Posted on March 8, 2011 at 12:16amAMEN United
Report Post »God Bless our TROOPS!!!
Wispackfan
Posted on March 8, 2011 at 8:46amThe smartest and most relevant comment posted yet. Amen and God Bless our Troops-the truly IMPORTANT heros and “celebrities” of our time.
Report Post »Jabber
Posted on March 8, 2011 at 7:41pmAll TRUE patriots and heroes. REAL role models for our children. And to be honest, most soldiers like them have absolutely ZERO desire to be “in the news” or have any attention drawn to them, or their deaths, at all. They consider it their duty and honor to serve. And, they even do it for idiots like Charlie Sheen.
Report Post »Star Spangled
Posted on March 7, 2011 at 11:47pmPoor Charlie , I think we’re watching the last year of his life . Such a waste .
Report Post »OUTRIDER WRITER
Posted on March 8, 2011 at 8:04amSmokenron / Star Spangled
Report Post »Too true. Shame Sheen Shame
WhiteFang
Posted on March 7, 2011 at 11:46pmA brain on drugs, a terrible thing to waste.
Report Post »mingfurecon
Posted on March 7, 2011 at 11:42pmI am very sorry for the abuse you suffered as a child. Heal the wound brother, it’s not too late. Or try visiting North Korea or one of the rectification camps in China. Im sure you will get properly motivated. Believe me when I say that chairman Obama will do his best to bring about the punishment you so desire.
Report Post »SmokenRon
Posted on March 7, 2011 at 11:38pm“Dead Man Talking” starring Charlie Sheen. Rated sad.
Report Post »AzDebi
Posted on March 7, 2011 at 11:34pmMan he’s really messed up! He looks really baaaaaaad!
Report Post »PeterThePainter
Posted on March 7, 2011 at 11:32pmGreat performance by a liberal to continue the $ flow of of twitter, this dude is scum….ask the ex wife or ex boss. There needs to be a time when we call a rich drugged out idiot….useless and place him where he has eraned the right….the trash….unheard of again….my 2 cents
Report Post »Wdawg
Posted on March 7, 2011 at 11:30pm@F-BROKER
#1 What do you believe in?
#2 How many children do you have?
#3 What is your educational background?
#4 Why do you hate America?
1. Heaven’s Gate
Report Post »2. 2 Are already aboard the vessel
3. N/A
4. America is irrelevant. The Recycling is about to start…
royaloak
Posted on March 7, 2011 at 11:28pmWhy do I keep watching this?
Report Post »Jabber
Posted on March 8, 2011 at 7:38pmHuman nature. Morbid curiosity? Train wreck syndrome?
Report Post »teddrunk
Posted on March 7, 2011 at 11:23pmCheck this guys fridge. He makes Dahmer & Gein look sane.
Report Post »GeorgieJo
Posted on March 7, 2011 at 11:41pmCharlie Sheen Lampshades???
Report Post »F-BROKER
Posted on March 7, 2011 at 11:20pm@Broker0101
Report Post »Just a few questions that a few of us would like answered.
#1 What do you believe in?
#2 How many children do you have?
#3 What is your educational background?
#4 Why do you hate America?
gdbhusker
Posted on March 7, 2011 at 11:17pmWho gives a flushed turd about Sheen??? He has had everything handed to him on a silver platter and cannot find anything in life (including his children) worth lifting himself up out of this self piloted slow-motion, train wreck!!! Why do we put so much stock into how radical hollywood types feel? this nut job is one sharp implement away from hurting someone again…we shouldn’t be saying “ oh I hope he gets help” we should be saying “put this violent repeat criminal and drug addict in prison, next to Mel Gibson”……JEESH!!!!
Report Post »hickoryrat
Posted on March 7, 2011 at 11:11pmCharlie Sheen and Charlie Harper are one and the same!
Report Post »That show should have been named ” The Life of Charlie.”
rflaaskog
Posted on March 7, 2011 at 11:05pmsad sad sad
Report Post »llk9
Posted on March 8, 2011 at 12:53amI can’t tell if this a cry for help or if he just wants the wrong kind of attention.
Report Post »Laus Deo
Posted on March 7, 2011 at 11:03pmYada, yada, yada, yada, and so on. Broker, your sh*t’s weak.
Report Post »SGT. Kurz
Posted on March 7, 2011 at 11:03pmBroker is far from broke, he is well paid to stalk the Blaze comment section, and spew his ignorance.
Just another job created by this administration ;)
Report Post »Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
Posted on March 7, 2011 at 11:00pmBroker you have actually managed to make a paradoxal statement twisted like a DNA and RNA helix into a reflection of a compounded surfacing found within a insectoids visual system have some small resemblance to a well balanced white house press release weeks after an event happened.
Report Post »Taquoshi
Posted on March 7, 2011 at 10:58pmWell, Broker 0101- Congratulations, you were first.
As for Charlie, he’s definitely on the skids. He’s lost his kids, his job and probably his mind, but doesn’t know it yet. The thing that worries me is that he’s prone to violence, so I don’t foresee a happy ending for this story. He could conceivably pull it off, but the chances get slimmer and slimmer each day. Either he gets a grip or a one way trip in the back of a hearse. The odds aren’t looking too good here.
Report Post »TruthTalker
Posted on March 7, 2011 at 10:56pmHow many hours of clicking did it take for you to slip this one in? Get a life.
Report Post »banjarmon
Posted on March 7, 2011 at 10:42pmis this broker0101′s brother???
Report Post »Jabber
Posted on March 8, 2011 at 7:25pmPajamash-
me thinks the train hath jumped her tracks and is headed t’ward the cliffs
Pitboss-rofl the hugging jacket. I used to have a bumper sticker on my car that said
“Somedays it’s just not worth gnawing through the straps…..”
Got some odd looks on carpool day. Yes indeeeeeedy do.
Report Post »J.C. McGlynn
Posted on March 7, 2011 at 10:41pmCocaine, it is fantastic. A poem form some time ago:
Report Post »No brian.
No pain.
Get stupid.
On cocaine.
Lantern
Posted on March 7, 2011 at 11:02pm“Don’t forget this fact, you can’t get it back, cocaine.”-Clapton
Sheen looks and sounds like he really needs some help, but is surrounded by “yes” people and enablers, much like Michael Jackson was.
Report Post »It was a shock to see how much he has wasted away since last week.
Sad, sad, sad. Get some help, Charlie. If not from your own crazy family, but from people who really care for you.
Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
Posted on March 7, 2011 at 11:18pmBoom Winning, Brain burning, Torpedos, going to the nose. Porn stars acting like Czars, Cocaine.
Report Post »thepatriotdave
Posted on March 8, 2011 at 12:12ambroker0101
Posted on March 7, 2011 at 10:37pm
—————————————————–
Cocaine would explain broker0101′s fascination with Charlie.
http://www.americasteapartynews.com
Report Post »WAR PIGS CRAWLING
Posted on March 8, 2011 at 5:05amSince we have devolved to poetry and prose…here’s my original contribution:
progressives scream, progressives cry,
progressives are losers, and don’t know why,
maybe it’s fate, or the path they chose,
maybe it’s the coke, they snort up their nose,
so when you pass them by, just remember this,
when you’re a progressive, ignorance is bliss.
my gift to you, the Blazers…
Report Post »sissykatz
Posted on March 8, 2011 at 7:02am@War pig
I really do like your poem,,,, Thanks
Report Post »GhostOfJefferson
Posted on March 8, 2011 at 8:41amThis is great stuff. Between Sheen and Ozzy, I’m getting a lot of help driving home the message to my kids to not do drugs.
One of two things going on I think. He’s either playing us and angling to get some kind of income stream set up (in other words, doing an acting job for undetermined purposes), or he’s going down in a Haze Of Glory. Either way, I don’t particularly care.
I really do like the guy‘s comedic acting when he’s on the screen. Before this episode these last 2 weeks I half-kinda found him charmingly eccentric. Now, wow.
Report Post »Miguelito
Posted on March 8, 2011 at 9:01amThat is why it is called a mind altering drug. When he reaches rock bottom or have a life altering experience and if he is still alive, he might choose to get help.
Report Post »SavvyCowboy
Posted on March 8, 2011 at 9:15amHere’s my “poetry” contribution:
“‘My son,’ the father said, ‘you are always with me, and everything I have is yours. But we had to celebrate and be glad, because this brother of yours was dead and is alive again; he was lost and is found.’” Luke 15: 31-32
Charlie, Jesus is waiting and many of us are praying for you.
Report Post »leftiesaredangerous
Posted on March 8, 2011 at 10:56amApart from being disturbed and delusional, he was funny.
Report Post »Drippy Fawcett
Posted on March 8, 2011 at 11:15amDirt bag.
Report Post »Gold Coin & Economic News
Posted on March 8, 2011 at 11:20amNo man is a god and we don’t all live forever. One day Charlie sheen will have to face his limits and that day may be just around the corner.
Report Post »Eric Byler
Posted on March 8, 2011 at 11:26amBill Cosby said it best when talking about Cocaine.
When asking the cocaine user why he does it, he responds, “Well, because it enhances your personality”…
…by which Bill asks, “ya, but what if you’re an *******?”
Report Post »pajamash
Posted on March 8, 2011 at 11:28amHow sad! The train is coming into the station at full throttle.
Report Post »helpingutri
Posted on March 8, 2011 at 11:44amThis circus kinda makes me miss Lindsey Lohan
Report Post »pitboss711
Posted on March 8, 2011 at 3:34pmCharlie’s dimwit daddy must be proud. It’s almost time to bring in the “look, I’m hugging myself” jacket.
Report Post »Ruler4You
Posted on March 8, 2011 at 9:01pmWhat a POS this guy is. Hollywood draws this kind of “personality” like turds draw flies.
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