TV Star Chuck Woolery Returns With Another Tax Spoof Video on…the Amish
- Posted on September 26, 2011 at 3:38pm by
Jonathon M. Seidl
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A couple weeks ago, we re-introduced you to Chuck Woolery, the legendary TV host who has now taken to comical PSA-style videos mocking liberal tax ideas. Back then, he hilariously palled the rich who want to pay more taxes. Today, he’s calling for more taxes on…the Amish.
Yes, that’s right, the Amish. See, the Amish are able to get out of paying some taxes by citing their religious beliefs. That just won’t do for Woolery, who calls for a 153% increase in taxes on the Amish with proposals such as the “My name is Jebediah tax” and the “Moustacheless beard tax.“ He even lets us all know how he feels about the ”stealthy little bearded bast***s.”
You can watch his new proposals — delivered in classic Woolery style — below:
Of course, it’s all done in jest in order to point out liberal tax philosophy. But the Amish subject matter probably has something to do with the sect being targeted by the law lately. You may remember that eight Amish men were recently jailed for refusing to post safety signs on their buggies.
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Comments (98)
Sy Kosys
Posted on September 26, 2011 at 4:17pmStock prices for ‘Just For Men’ plummeted today……
Report Post »The-Monk
Posted on September 26, 2011 at 10:42pmAmish-shamed for the cruel taxes that these un-Worldly yet Worldly people have to pay.
Report Post »DanWesson455
Posted on September 27, 2011 at 12:05pmYa but the stock price of LADIES SECRET just skyrocketed.
Report Post »Jo save America
Posted on September 26, 2011 at 4:16pm2012 2012 2012 We need to get AMERICA back !! we need to spread the word to everyone , to people who are not listening or reading what is going on!!! Explain it to them and pray to God for his help!
Report Post »santramir
Posted on September 26, 2011 at 4:15pma decadent once great nation now seems more an arrogant alcoholic denial.
Report Post »Polwatcher
Posted on September 26, 2011 at 4:13pmThe Feds recently raided an Amish dairy farm for selling natural whole milk.I presume the government thugs had their machine guns drawn during the Amish raid. (Our Amish folks here are the very best neighbors and citizens that any one could want. In one town, WalMart has a hitching rail for the Amish horses and buggies.)
Report Post »cgizzy
Posted on September 26, 2011 at 4:35pmI grew up near a large Amish Community in Michigan. All the stores had places to tie up their horses, the community was one of the cleanest, nicest communities I’ve ever been too. Growing up I had many baby sitters, all of which I hated, but I would gladly spend a day at my cousins baby sitter (even when I was a teen and didnt need one) who was Amish. I remember those days, the food was amazing (except for that one time they made me eat liver), the chocolate milk was to die for, and they taught me how to make candy. Best time ever at the baby sitters.
Report Post »Dug2Dark
Posted on September 26, 2011 at 4:12pmAmish, start a union for Amish, that way you won’t pay taxes & bho will throw some $ your way.
This message sponsored by: UAWA (United Amish Workers of America)
Report Post »pavepaws
Posted on September 26, 2011 at 6:41pmI think SEIU would be interested.
Report Post »ryukidn
Posted on September 27, 2011 at 9:53amDon’t give SEIU any ideas ….
Report Post »FFTyranny
Posted on September 26, 2011 at 4:11pmI hope the bastard goes straight to hell without collecting any judgement.
Report Post »caleejr
Posted on September 26, 2011 at 4:10pmOK – that was just flippin HILARIOUS!
Report Post »godlovinmom
Posted on September 26, 2011 at 4:10pmThis is stupid…just like our tax code…Chuck better watch out…obama’s men will be coming for him…tax wise.
Report Post »CONSERVATIVELADY
Posted on September 26, 2011 at 4:15pmI ams sure he was reported to Attackwatch. ;-)
Report Post »gmoneytx
Posted on September 26, 2011 at 4:10pmI always liked Chuck Woolery, he’s so stoic!
Report Post »SavingtheRepublic.com
Posted on September 26, 2011 at 4:23pm~^~v~~^~~v~^~
Wish more conservatives who have left Hollywood would join Chuck in going after the left and all of their absurdities! I hope he realizes what he is doing and how important it is. We need more to join him, and he should really target Hollywood in his next video. I wouldnt mind if it was all serious too vs these comical vids he is putting out. Id like to see him fire back hard at them, nothing like someone who was once within their ranks to go public and spill the beans ya know!
Take it to them Chuck cross that line and give them a dose of their own medicine! http://SavingtheRepublic.com
Report Post »OklahomaBound
Posted on September 26, 2011 at 4:08pmThank you Chuck for pointing out how these “stealthy little bearded bast***s” are flouting our laws and not paying their fair share, can we report them to Attack Watch, I’m sure Comrade Obama would be grateful for this important information?
Report Post »paulusmaximus
Posted on September 27, 2011 at 9:38amHe forgot one tax that should be put on them! I married you daughter cause I thought you all had money tax!:)
Report Post »NuffSaid
Posted on September 26, 2011 at 4:04pmHe’s right!
Why should the Amish pay a lower rate that Buffet’s secretary?
Report Post »bikerr
Posted on September 26, 2011 at 4:02pmMaybe a forced use of deodorant,similar to health care would be in order.
Report Post »Steelhead
Posted on September 26, 2011 at 4:00pmmaking fun of the Amish and their religion isn’t really funny
Report Post »Anonymous T. Irrelevant
Posted on September 26, 2011 at 4:10pmSee COMMONSENSEGUY post at bottom of first page, about having a sense of humor.
Report Post »Rational Man
Posted on September 26, 2011 at 4:28pmNobody is making fun of the Amish. Sorry you don’t get it!
Report Post »biohazard23
Posted on September 26, 2011 at 5:57pmBut making fun of every other Christian group is OK, right, BoneHead?
Report Post »Steelhead
Posted on September 26, 2011 at 6:02pmnice try bio-turd- it’s still not funny
Report Post »biohazard23
Posted on September 26, 2011 at 6:29pmOh, lighten up, Junior. Jeez….. Perhaps if you spent time expanding your vocabulary a bit, you just might have gotten the humor. Then again, humor is just one of many things lost on you.
Have a great evening! :)
Report Post »JMorcan
Posted on September 26, 2011 at 7:29pmSorry, you’re not allowed to state your opinion here unless it agrees with the rest of the sub-80 IQ crowd.
Report Post »Thomas Payne
Posted on September 27, 2011 at 12:07am@Jmorcan
Was yours stifled?
Report Post »This_Individual
Posted on November 4, 2011 at 3:15pmMiss the point often? Do you vote?
Report Post »Anonymous T. Irrelevant
Posted on September 26, 2011 at 3:59pmDon’t forget the uni-brow tax.
Report Post »nonamesleft
Posted on September 26, 2011 at 3:56pmChuck – I think that we have to report this to the government now. see something say something……
Does anyone know what the hell sharpton was trying to say? That is the funniest bit
Report Post »NuffSaid
Posted on September 26, 2011 at 4:06pmThey left out the part where he said “Err uhhh, errrr uhh…..”
Does that help?
Report Post »4truth2all
Posted on September 26, 2011 at 4:17pmYo,He dosen’t even know!
Report Post »4areason
Posted on September 26, 2011 at 3:54pmHey Chuck way to be innovative in your thinking. Your right, those Amish folks will never see it coming! Could you make your next PSA addressing new tax opportunities for liberal Hollywood types who travel to foreign countries for all their goody two shoe work they do trying to make up for the crap they put out in America? Thanks for all you do!
Report Post »Detroit paperboy
Posted on September 26, 2011 at 8:59pmLoved it, sad thing is Chuck probably gave some gubment “worker” a new
Report Post »tax idea…….almost scarey
ChiefGeorge
Posted on September 26, 2011 at 3:52pmIf we are all worried about our freedoms just think what the Amish are going through?
Report Post »debbiedowrite
Posted on September 26, 2011 at 3:52pmI love Chuck Woolery! We need all the help we can to get the word out that the Communists are comming and they are comming for us! If we do not do something either the religion of peace will get us or the commies.
Report Post »Chuck Stein
Posted on September 26, 2011 at 5:20pmA month ago, I thought that Chuck Wollery was part of TV history — but he is back (and very funny).
Report Post »GayDem4Beck
Posted on September 26, 2011 at 3:52pmHave to admit that was funny… I don’t care who you are, that was funny. We love you Chuck…
Report Post »Chuck Stein
Posted on September 26, 2011 at 7:43pmThanks
Report Post »a true texan
Posted on September 26, 2011 at 3:51pm!st they came for the Jews and I said nothing, then they came for the Amish and I said nothing…
Report Post »a true texan
Posted on September 26, 2011 at 3:51pm1st they came for the Jews and I said nothing, then they came for the Amish and I said nothing…..
Report Post »War_Vet
Posted on September 26, 2011 at 3:48pmThe best thing about making fun of the Amish on the internet is .. they likely will never find out about it :)
Report Post »Helen Crump
Posted on September 28, 2011 at 11:22amEh, not necessarily. When they show up to fight puppy mill legislation (at least in Indiana) they’re all on their cell phones during the committee breaks. Saw it for myself. They have some admirable qualities; too bad they refuse to close the mills.
Report Post »Blackhawk1
Posted on September 26, 2011 at 3:47pmI love it. Chuck Woolery is spoofing here and showing us how ridiculous Obama sounds with his tax the rich crap. Better watch it Chuck before the Liberals turn you in to Attack Watch.
Report Post »Ironmaan
Posted on September 26, 2011 at 3:46pmHe forgot the “Pile of horsecrap in the middle of the road” tax.
Report Post »Fantastic Four
Posted on September 26, 2011 at 3:55pmAmen! ohh and the milking your cow tax.
Report Post »4truth2all
Posted on September 26, 2011 at 4:01pmNo…that’s called the “impersonating the president” tax.
Report Post »NuffSaid
Posted on September 26, 2011 at 4:08pmAnd the “thee” and “thou” tax….
Report Post »4truth2all
Posted on September 26, 2011 at 4:15pmYo Ironmann and Fantasticfour:
Report Post »Nice to see our super heros getting along. I didn’t think that happened to often with all that ego and such! Oh, and while your at it add a “spilt milk” tax. Na, I think jail time would be better for such an egregious thing, maybe even take the cow and give it to a more deserving family. Maybe one that is out of work, than they would have to work for their milk….yeah that’s the ticket. Think I might run for President. I could use some super heros…….
RejectFalseIcons
Posted on September 26, 2011 at 4:23pmActually, Roads are one of the things for which the Amish pay taxes. One of the reasons why the paved roads in Amish Country are so well kept. I think we should try to use the Amish example as an argument for a la carte taxation anyhow. Pay for what you use, not for what you don’t. I wonder how many people would elect to support the TSA. That’s the real problem – the General Fund.
Report Post »Fantastic Four
Posted on September 26, 2011 at 5:01pm@ 4truth…when they team up together they are called THE AVENGERS. When the threat is to great for a single hero… Avegers assemble!
Report Post »commonsenseguy
Posted on September 26, 2011 at 3:45pmcareful chuck, those left wing commies just may pay you a visit one night, and no one will ever hear from you again, they don‘t like people to make fun of them and they can’t take a joke, o yeah, they can, the still love obama,
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