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Twinkies, Mini-Chalkboards and George Soros: Glenn Delivers Bedridden Monologue!

Glenn Beck delivered GBTV viewers a very unorthodox monologue Wednesday — complete with twinkies, mini-chalkboards, and of course, remarks about George Soros — straight from his sickbed.

Glenn, of course, injured his back while on set Monday and is still recovering.

Watch this wildly entertaining message, courtesy of GBTV, below:

Comments (385)

  • Delicaterose65
    Posted on January 11, 2012 at 7:04pm

    And here I was so looking forward to last Mondays show on GBTV…. Glenn get better and you have plenty of employees to pick up a pencil for you! Silly man you are one of the Good Ones whom happens to know about “Creating Jobs”!! How you gonna run for President if you are flat on your back??? God Bless and take care! We miss you!!

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  • PJL
    Posted on January 11, 2012 at 7:02pm

    Big Silly!

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  • justangry
    Posted on January 11, 2012 at 7:01pm

    GB + Vicodin = LMAO!! Let’s get some things straight. They put graphite in pencils now, and they don’t put yummy saturated animal fat in Twinkies anymore. Which is probably why they’re going bankrupt. Anyone remember how good Twinkies were in the 70′s when animals had to die to make them? Meh, anyway wish you a speedy recovery GB.

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  • junior1971
    Posted on January 11, 2012 at 7:01pm

    I remember climbing around in rafters when I was 30. I felt this crunching sound in my lower back. I thought nothing of it until a few days later when I attempted to pick up something relatively heavy. Then I heard that sound again and pain accompanied it. !0 years later, I have learned to crack my own back to avoid a dependancy on chiropractors. I had to learn to deal with the pain that I know now, will never go away. Get out of bed and be George Washington!!!! Don’t cry over a little pain. Trust me it will always be there.

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    • Ray2447
      Posted on January 11, 2012 at 7:15pm

      I keep frozen peas in my freezer for those days when the back pain is excruciating – usually after a hard day of work. I’m careful not to fall asleep on the frozen peas, because after hurting like heck for a couple of minutes (after first putting the frozen peas on my back), it really kicks in and kills the back pain. Ten minutes is the maximum i lay on the frozen peas in my recliner chair. It‘s the best thing I’ve ever found for my back pain, and I’ve been doing it for over a decade. Oh, and after using the peas and refreezing them a few times, I eat them. :-) Thank you God for inventing peas, and allowing mankind to invite the machines to easily freeze them.

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    • madasblazes
      Posted on January 12, 2012 at 10:30pm

      Freezing your Peas~obama

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  • rose-ellen
    Posted on January 11, 2012 at 6:58pm

    Get well soon Glenn Beck-Thanks for not censoring me-at least you let me say my peace.

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    • Ookspay
      Posted on January 11, 2012 at 7:12pm

      Why would anyone want to censor you, we like you nice and close, we want to see the whites of your eyes…

      Nice sentiment RE, but you still are a very misguided soul. Perhaps there is hope for you yet.

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    • BetterDays
      Posted on January 11, 2012 at 8:56pm

      Very nice Rose Ellen, up one notch.
      Like you I wish Glenn a speedy recovery.( and I’m praying for him )
      I still don’t quite get your love affair with liberalism, but speak your peace it’s still legal, though monitored by our Nanny Jannet “perfection in ugly” Napalitano.

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  • SHASTADIANE1
    Posted on January 11, 2012 at 6:58pm

    Feel better soon Glenn we miss you! But you are still better flat of your back than anything is on MSNBC on their BEST day!!! Just a thought though, nothing wrong with your mouth…you could just do the radio show from your bed, flat of your back and still be better than anything out there…!! God Speed!

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  • barber2
    Posted on January 11, 2012 at 6:58pm

    Just another nasty, hate -filled comment from our arrogant Left. However, this one more correctly identifies the part of his anatomy which best describes the source of these Lefty opinion$…

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  • Speak without Fear
    Posted on January 11, 2012 at 6:57pm

    …..Glenn….too funny! See….I knew you could do the show from your bed.

    Thanks for helping with the Glenn withdraws……Hope you are back on your feet soon!

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  • BarryWhistlerSoetoro
    Posted on January 11, 2012 at 6:50pm

    Get a helmet Glenn, you cluts

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  • IMPEACHBHO
    Posted on January 11, 2012 at 6:50pm

    You need m&m’s with that – m&m’s are the greatest healing agent you can ingest.

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  • SHIPMONEY100TRILLION
    Posted on January 11, 2012 at 6:42pm

    You must have gotten lost. You exit has passed and you are now Communist.

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  • Publius Novus
    Posted on January 11, 2012 at 6:42pm

    Glen is many things, a bigot is not one of them :-)

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  • Mrs. Bowers
    Posted on January 11, 2012 at 6:41pm

    I miss Glenn being on Fox. Even if I wasn’t watching him because of being at work I could listen to his entire show usually. I miss him.

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    • Jackers
      Posted on January 11, 2012 at 6:46pm

      Too cute, Glenn! Please take good care and get well soon.

      And enjoy those Twinkies before we lose yet another American icon…

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    • Tower7_TRUTH
      Posted on January 11, 2012 at 6:47pm

      Rothschild and the Bank of England

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    • mrmikejohnson
      Posted on January 11, 2012 at 6:52pm

      I agree. GBTV just isn’t the same. I don’t think Glenn ever told his viewers the truth about his departure. I think he got fired but just didn’t want to give his critics the satisfaction of thinking they had anything to do with his leaving. He was a million times more effective on Fox. I can’t see why he would voluntarily leave.

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    • Bernice Durdan-Rowland
      Posted on January 11, 2012 at 7:07pm

      You can still see his shows when you get home from work – the shows are on Archives on demand – its great, I’ve had to do that several times – love it – I don’t want to miss anything !!
      Have you heard of Roku – that may be of some help to get it on your TV – check it out – don’t ya just love the guy ??

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    • psadie
      Posted on January 11, 2012 at 7:19pm

      Ditto! I think the comments from Texasgranny73 on The Blaze news sites are from someone in GBTV OR THE BLAZE who do not like derogatory comments of any kind. Could be Stu or Pat.

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    • JustPeachy
      Posted on January 11, 2012 at 7:53pm

      @Tower7_Truth–Gee, what sensitivity! Perhaps you should apply for a job to Hallmark!

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    • Tower7_TRUTH
      Posted on January 11, 2012 at 8:35pm

      JustPeachy if Glenn is going to talk about Soros then he has to talk about the Rothschilds
      I have worked when I was hurt and sick but never from my bed.
      I am sure he has many prayers and the top Doctors..
      So what do you want me to say ?

      I hope he is not taking Oxycontin ….( Hillbilly heroin )
      Some people get addicted and end up in Jail .
      and some end up addicted and don’t go to jail.

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  • voodoolife
    Posted on January 11, 2012 at 6:41pm

    Heal up Glenn! Get well soon!

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  • SHIPMONEY100TRILLION
    Posted on January 11, 2012 at 6:41pm

    You don’t count so go away to commie land and eat each outher.

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    • PAR
      Posted on January 11, 2012 at 7:26pm

      What?? You obviously know nothing about Glenn Beck. My recommendation would be to study him before you make stupid comments like this.

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  • SHIPMONEY100TRILLION
    Posted on January 11, 2012 at 6:39pm

    Get well soon Glenn. The reall people need you.

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    • majasdad
      Posted on January 11, 2012 at 7:05pm

      Who are the reall people?

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    • PAR
      Posted on January 11, 2012 at 7:17pm

      @MAJASDAD
      The “Real People” are those of us that make up the ~ 50% that actually pay income tax to support the “unreal people”.

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    • Freedomluver
      Posted on January 12, 2012 at 2:26pm

      Yes, we hope you get well nnelG, and man do I hope you will finally get around to asking all of the cadidates about their views regarding the recently passed NDAA that allows for YOUR arrest with no charges, no withnesses, no jury, no trial, and no release date.

      Then, perhaps you will finally get around to asking these candidates about their views regarding the blatant abuses foisted upon our people by the TSA?

      Seriously nnelG…where are you on these issues these days?

      Here’s my position…

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ku5rsgLde48&feature=share

      “Call me”…

      Ron Paul

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  • SHIPMONEY100TRILLION
    Posted on January 11, 2012 at 6:38pm

    Glenn we got your back. And the real people are prepaired to take do the hard work and no one will stop us from saving this country from the crazy left or crazy right ditators mental cases.

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  • kickagrandma
    Posted on January 11, 2012 at 6:37pm

    Better flat on his back in bed with Twinkies (not “twinkles”) than the entire msm regimen. We won’t even deal with the current lack of ALL AMERICAN leadership in WDC.

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  • larrylarrylarry
    Posted on January 11, 2012 at 6:36pm

    That’s a biog bruise on the crook of his arm. Did they have a hard time getting an IV in? Where’s that
    S E Cupp? Get her in bed besides you to hold the chalk board.

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  • renegadeav8r
    Posted on January 11, 2012 at 6:36pm

    Define bigot, Wireman. Then give an example so we can follow your logic (or lack thereof)…..

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  • paulusmaximus
    Posted on January 11, 2012 at 6:36pm

    Glenn Good health and a speedy recovery! You just had to blowup the he went off the rocker thing didn’t you, now what are they going to report on.

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  • David USA
    Posted on January 11, 2012 at 6:36pm

    Why are you even here!!!

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    • PAR
      Posted on January 11, 2012 at 7:20pm

      Stupid question from an obviously stupid question. If you don’t like him, why are you here?

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  • TXPilot
    Posted on January 11, 2012 at 6:28pm

    Saw this earlier and it was hilarious.

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    • TXPilot
      Posted on January 11, 2012 at 6:45pm

      I have to say though, with Glenn out, I have been seeing a lot more of S.E. Cupp lately on GBTV. She is the only woman I’d like to see take off her glasses……really really slowly…..

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    • katiefrankie
      Posted on January 11, 2012 at 8:17pm

      It‘s a good thing I wasn’t drinking anything when I read your posts this time! It’s always fun to “see” you here, TX!

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    • The-Monk
      Posted on January 11, 2012 at 8:30pm

      @TXPilot
      You’re bad, bad boy TXPilot… I guess it‘s good that she doesn’t wear contacts!

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    • The-Monk
      Posted on January 11, 2012 at 8:38pm

      @TXPilot
      As in… not so sexy taking out contacts; really, really slowly! LMAO…

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    • txn4justice
      Posted on January 11, 2012 at 8:43pm

      @TXPILOT

      S.E. Cupp is a hotness!

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  • brother_ed
    Posted on January 11, 2012 at 6:27pm

    Glenn, hope you get better soon – I miss you!!

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    • chfields62
      Posted on January 11, 2012 at 6:46pm

      Our prayers are with you Glenn for a speedy recovery…

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  • NOBALONEY
    Posted on January 11, 2012 at 6:24pm

    You can’t keep a good man down.

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