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TX Gov. Rick Perry on Obama Immigration Speech: ‘The Guy is a Stand Up Comic’
- Posted on May 11, 2011 at 7:44pm by
Emily Esfahani Smith
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The entire interview with Laura Ingraham is worth listening to, but the quote in question comes in around 1 m 40 s.



















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CCTXCN
Posted on May 11, 2011 at 9:05pm2 Million Acres burn in Texas and this SOB sends Airtanker to help Mexico!
Report Post »They should have ran him out of Texas on a rail after being tarred and feathered!
He is playing up to hiospanic voters but he will find that they also want the rule of law to stop illegals from comming into the Nation and draining the taxpayers by using the Social Programs!
trooper
Posted on May 11, 2011 at 9:02pmHe sure is, very much like old Adolph back in the 1930s!
Report Post »justice
Posted on May 11, 2011 at 8:57pmObama is a loon who belongs on Saturday night live and leave Running the Counrty up to us.
Report Post »GeorgieJo
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 8:48amObummer and Teeny Fay on the “news” desk
Report Post »LMAO
xcblur
Posted on May 11, 2011 at 8:56pmThe audience was probably all illegal immigrants
Report Post »mil-dot
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 3:18amProbably?
Report Post »RightPolitically
Posted on May 11, 2011 at 8:53pmObama sees vote in them there illegals. Simple as that!
Report Post »CanDan
Posted on May 11, 2011 at 8:53pmObama is laughing at you, not with you.
Report Post »Chappy123
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 1:05pmJust like he does everything else.
Report Post »TxGold
Posted on May 11, 2011 at 8:48pmWe do not need obama in Texas, telling us about our borders. He doesn’t know a d a mn ed thing about it.
Report Post »SilentReader
Posted on May 11, 2011 at 8:36pmNoone lies like Obama does. He lies so much that he believes his own lies.
God help America!
This man is making a mockery of us.
Report Post »Beckaj
Posted on May 11, 2011 at 8:33pmHe is absolutely right. Stand up to him Perry!
Report Post »Jim in Houston
Posted on May 11, 2011 at 8:30pmObumbler would be funny, if he were not so dangerous. He is definitely hallucinating! Rick Perry is a true patriot for calling out the liar in chief.
Report Post »Freemarkt
Posted on May 11, 2011 at 8:44pmPresident Rick Perry in 2012…has a nice ring to it, doesn’t it?
Report Post »Freemarkt
Posted on May 11, 2011 at 8:46pmRick Perry for President!
Report Post »Jim in Houston
Posted on May 11, 2011 at 8:27pmAmen!
Report Post »kickagrandma
Posted on May 11, 2011 at 8:06pmI believe that GOD is using the noman to wake us up, to call us back to HIM. GOD is giving us an opportunity to restore ourselves, our families, our churches, our communities, our States and our Nation. HE has allowed all the evil leaders loose in order for us to understand the dire straights we are in and how seriously spiritually and morally ill we are, how separated from HIM we are.
Thank GOD that there are some leaders standing tall in-spite of all our human frailties, trying to get us through this mess we are in. We must pray for those leaders, Gov. Perry. Gov. Christie, Gov. Brewer, the Gov. of Wisconsin come to mind. Please add the Gov. of your own State. We must pray for the lost leaders as well, that GOD HIMSELF, will clear their eyes, hearts and minds and restore their souls.
PRAY ON, AMERICA. GOD is not yet through with us. Remember our brothers and sisters around the world. Remember ISRAEL. GOD, THANK YOU FOR BLESSING AMERICA In JESUS’ name, amen.
Report Post »Mary M. Tebbe
Posted on May 11, 2011 at 8:30pmkickagrandma: I can put an Amen to that!!! :) Nicely said!
Report Post »Grandmadar
Posted on May 11, 2011 at 9:31pmThank you Grandma! As an aside…I am wondering how you chose Kickagrandma for your moniker?
We do need to pray more. This next election will be quite interesting, to say the least.
Report Post »VintageAmerican
Posted on May 11, 2011 at 8:04pmCensored again in the Land of Free Speech!
Report Post »Prezzy had several Booers planted in the crowed at his El Paso speech. Wonder if he handed out to the “Anti-Republic” crowd? Remember the lab coats for Dr.s? Sounded like a small intimate gathering and suspiciously hand picked. Did anyone ever see the crowed? I missed that part. I don‘t know a single Texan who doesn’t want a wall on the border.
TheGreyPiper
Posted on May 11, 2011 at 8:11pmPlease, don’t get confused. An over-worked server is not ‘censorship.’ Your original is up there, now it’s here twice, and you look foolish.
Report Post »TheGreyPiper
Posted on May 11, 2011 at 8:04pmPerry says they tried to “brief him” on immigration . . . I think that means he was given the Party Line/Current Truth and wouldn‘t suck Sock Puppet’s di(k.
Report Post »VintageAmerican
Posted on May 11, 2011 at 8:01pmPrezzy had several Booers planted in the crowed at his El Paso speech. Wonder if he handed out to the “Anti-Republic” crowd? Remember the lab coats for Doctors? It sounded like a small intimate gathering and suspiciously hand picked. Did anyone ever see the crowed? I missed that part. I don‘t know a single Texan who doesn’t want a wall on the border.
Report Post »angelcat
Posted on May 11, 2011 at 9:45pmI heard a caller on a talk show today who lives in El Paso that the audience was by tickets only and the tickets were handed out at University of Texas El Paso and to those who were presumed to be Obama supporters. In other words, it was mostly staged, of course. We all know the president can’t stand anything less than the adulation he thinks he deserves.
Report Post »BetterDays
Posted on May 11, 2011 at 7:58pmGOD, please, let me have a few words face to face with Barack Obama before the year is out. I promise Lord not to lie, or cuss, or to be physical in any manner Lord. I just want to have you dear Lord fill my heart with your Holy Spirit and your words oh Lord to flow out of my mouth Lord. I believe in my heart that he will melt with fervent heat if you were to speak to him dear Lord, but as you will Dear Lord and not as I will, amen.
Report Post »mdb749
Posted on May 11, 2011 at 8:50pmAmen!
Report Post »Jim in Houston
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 10:53amPlease let me have a few words with him and I promise to swear a lot and kick his scrawny butt!
Report Post »joedog73
Posted on May 11, 2011 at 7:56pmObama should go ask the family of the rancher who was murdered when he was checking his fenceline last year. See if they think if border security is up to par.
Report Post »cous1933
Posted on May 11, 2011 at 7:54pmGov. Perry is right. People want a President withgood policy. The policy was written in full by the Founding Fathers and Ron Paul seems to be the only candidate that understands it.
Report Post »Chicago Ray
Posted on May 11, 2011 at 7:52pmThe people in Texas who voted for Obama should be feeling proud of their votes more than ever today.. What a lowlife who obviously hates southern heavily white populated states.
Every day he gives even more reasons to be impeached, especially for practically declaring war on many of them.
Report Post »SECUREOURBORDERSNOW
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 9:33amI know a ESL teacher in TX who voted for Obama. For her, it’s all about social justice. What she refuses to see is that this administration is all about no borders and the Open Society Institute, founded by Soros. This administration sees One World Order. People, call your senators and representative to tell them this nonsense has got to stop NOW. Remind them that 2012 is fast approaching and this border problem needs fixed now. One of the reasons our medical premiums and school budgets are so high are all the illegals coming into this country getting medical care and sending their illegal offspring to school on my dime. Under this administration, this great country is being turned into a giant welfare state. We must stop this now!
Report Post »Christian4ever
Posted on May 11, 2011 at 7:51pmObama is such a partisan president. The biggest in History. I look forward to the day we can say good bye to him. Way to go Perry. Tell the people like it is.
George Washington was the first, Obama’s the worst !!!!
Report Post »mdb749
Posted on May 11, 2011 at 8:48pmAnd, we thought we couldn’t do worse with Jimmah Carter. Never say never.
Report Post »Christian4ever
Posted on May 11, 2011 at 11:34pmJimmy Carter looks like Reagan next to this joke.
Report Post »AOL_REFUGEE
Posted on May 11, 2011 at 7:49pmOooh! And Laura Ingraham be HOT!
Report Post »CatB
Posted on May 11, 2011 at 7:57pmOf course .. conservative women are !!!
Report Post »Liberalismsamentaldisorder
Posted on May 11, 2011 at 7:49pmhits it on the head. obama is a windmill politician. he votes whichever way the polls blow. no core values/beliefs at all
Report Post »TheGreyPiper
Posted on May 11, 2011 at 8:01pmDon’t need a weathervane to know which way the wind blows….
Report Post »mill
Posted on May 11, 2011 at 8:09pmOkay…it’s official
I LOVE RICK PERRY.
Report Post »mill
Posted on May 11, 2011 at 8:12pmtypical of “my people” it seems
Report Post »CatB
Posted on May 11, 2011 at 7:48pmIf only he were “funny” and not trying to destroy the country.
Report Post »crackerone
Posted on May 11, 2011 at 8:03pmDitto that!
Report Post »mil-dot
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 3:16amWhy do you think that the feds and Napolitano wanted to fly drones over Texas? It had nothing to do with controlling the border. It was a threat.
Report Post »AOL_REFUGEE
Posted on May 11, 2011 at 7:48pmThat’s what I said! The schmuck IS a joke!
Report Post »BurntHills
Posted on May 11, 2011 at 7:47pmGov Perry sure hit that one square on the head. obama is already lining up for a tv show of his own after 2012.
Report Post »AOL_REFUGEE
Posted on May 11, 2011 at 7:53pmPerhaps a regurgitation of the Cosby Show. Why, he could play that goofus Theo, and Michele could be…well…Michele.
Report Post »cheezwhiz
Posted on May 11, 2011 at 7:55pm‘The Guy is a Stand Up Comic’
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Maybe Colbert’s writers wrote this speech on amnesty , afterall Colbert is an expert on immigration even the Congress listens to him for advice.
Comedy Central writes Obama’s speeches anyway
crackerone
Posted on May 11, 2011 at 8:06pm@aol
Maybe Dexter?
Report Post »cheezwhiz
Posted on May 11, 2011 at 8:08pmLinky :
Report Post »http://gawker.com/5529390/daily-show-writers-helped-obama-with-correspondents-dinner-speech
Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
Posted on May 11, 2011 at 8:11pmWhat TV show would Obama do:
Report Post »“******* say What?”
“I’m Clean enough, I’m smart enough, and doggonit, people like me, Daily Affermations with Barrack Obama”
Don’t Eat That, or I’ll sue you. Nutrition with Barry and Moochelle
I don’t need no stinkin badge, Civil Liberty Violations with TSA
It‘s my Healthcare and I’ll Smoke if I want to
The Acting Stupidly show
What’s my Line, starring the Teleprompter
Queen for a Day, King for a Lifetime
How to make a Dictatorship work
BelowAverageJoe
Posted on May 11, 2011 at 8:11pmHe sure did nail it. What Obama is doing to Texas and the entire border is criminal. He is nothing more than a petulant child.
Report Post »crackerone
Posted on May 11, 2011 at 8:12pm@aol
Doing casting for Ru Paul life story?
Report Post »GETLIFE
Posted on May 11, 2011 at 8:22pmYou’re on a roll DARMOK :D
Report Post »We Are Not Alone
Posted on May 11, 2011 at 8:33pmLove this man….
Report Post »clinker
Posted on May 11, 2011 at 8:39pmNo contest………O is a complete loser!
Report Post »crackerone
Posted on May 11, 2011 at 8:39pm@Darmok
Dexter
Thought it was that goofy kid with the suspenders but I never watched the show, so I could sadly mistaken?
Report Post »avenger
Posted on May 11, 2011 at 8:43pmactually he will be seeking council when Pres.Allen West starts the treason trials in 3/2013… we will turn their lib radical world upside down…
Report Post »Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
Posted on May 11, 2011 at 8:49pmdexter is about a loveable serial killer. sick show.
Report Post »TEXAS1947
Posted on May 11, 2011 at 8:51pmbho is not a stand up, he still crawls on fours.
Report Post »Ruler4You
Posted on May 11, 2011 at 8:58pmI agree. Obama is a clown.
Report Post »RepubliCorp
Posted on May 11, 2011 at 9:08pmHey Barry do you think I am funny?……”Funny like I’m a clown?”
Report Post »seeker9
Posted on May 11, 2011 at 9:09pmMaybe he could get a gig as an apprentice on Trump’s show.
Report Post »crackerone
Posted on May 11, 2011 at 9:20pm@ Darmok
Sorry my bad!
He could play an older Erkel!
My bad!
Report Post »Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
Posted on May 11, 2011 at 9:28pm@crackerone
Report Post »You may have been right the first time, He is killing our civil liberties.
CultureWarriors
Posted on May 11, 2011 at 9:37pmWell he’s not a very good one but he is an imbecile and some people find idiots funny.
Newt declared today, and it’s amazing to compare the intelligence level of the two. It’s like a rocket scientist compared to a Chicago kindergarten drop out. To use the presidents own language, Newt makes Barry look like a ******. My apologies but I am just quoting the President with the ****** remark. I know he’s not a good role model and wont do it again.
Report Post »stifroc
Posted on May 11, 2011 at 10:28pmSeeker9
If he WAS on Trump’s show… we all know how it would go down. He would be Project manager and he would loose the challenge. Then in the Board room he would just throw everyone else under the bus and blame everyone else for the failure.
The COOL thing is that Trump has enough balls he would hold his feet to the fire “You’re the project manager!” and then fire his ass without hesitation.
Report Post »banjarmon
Posted on May 11, 2011 at 11:05pmBO has the makings for a clown…The way he talks with out the teleprompter and his Floppy EARS. Maybe lighter makeup is needed TOO..
Report Post »seeker9
Posted on May 11, 2011 at 11:12pmstifroc
More likely, he will have Green Liberation Theology channel. Send him the green, and he will tell you that you are a victim, and big __________ (fill in blank with whatever you please) is cheating you. Lots and lots of green to be made there!
Report Post »MiketheTrucker
Posted on May 11, 2011 at 11:16pmMore proud than ever to be a Texan!!
Report Post »jzs
Posted on May 11, 2011 at 11:40pmPerry is just ticked. He has implied he wants want to secede from the Union, and brags about how independent Texas is, while begging for federal government dollars for the fires. Texas is one of those states that are solvent only because of money received from the US government, which Perry disparages as a matter of routine. He’s biting the hand that feeds him and helps keep in office. Texas needs money to help with the fires, but when you spit in the face of the President of the United States, and use that spitting as a way to hold onto votes, what can you possibly expect in return?
Report Post »seeker9
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 12:03am@JZS
Kind of like how BHO spits in the face of the wealthy while they pay most of the taxes, spits on big oil while they provide cheap energy that drives our economy, spits on American citizens and favors illegal immigrants? All for votes and his political agenda. His entire agenda is for politcal purposes rather than what is right for America.
Report Post »JJ Coolay
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 12:10amLove my governor!!
Report Post »Patrick in AZ
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 1:46amHe’s not a comic; he’s an ass
Report Post »EP46
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 6:08amA return of “The Jeffersons”….movin’ on up !
Report Post »smithclar3nc3
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 8:03amGovg. Perry should quit sending all federal taxes to Washington while Washington isn’t doing it job.
Report Post »TexasCommonSense
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 8:59amjzs, the money you say he is “begging” for is money we in Texas have already given to the Federal Government in the form of taxes. It’s our money and we want it back. We shouldn’t have to beg a partisan President for money giving for a specific purpose for which Texas meets the requirement.
Report Post »UPSETVET
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 2:01pmBarack Hussein Obama, alias barry Soroteo, currently posing as the POTUS is like most stand up comics, he needs to get a funnier line, because he’s NOT FUNNY at all. “Queer maybe, but not funny”.
Report Post »v-vet1968
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 11:40pmwhat would it be called i brokeback the usa?
Report Post »v-vet1968
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 11:44pmalso barry would not make pimple on my gov butt.
Report Post »weeblewacker1
Posted on May 13, 2011 at 10:29amsay gov,look behind you,i think your state is burning down….
Report Post »Sinista MACE
Posted on May 13, 2011 at 12:26pmGovernor Rick “I Attended a Bilderberg Meeting” Perry should worry about his own political future.
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