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Urine’t Going to Believe This: Researchers Develop Pee-Powered Car

KSHB reports:

Researchers at Ohio University are studying a new energy source you can produce yourself. They’re studying the power of pee.

It’s something everyone does, every day. Even though urine is nearly 99 percent water, there is a lot of hydrogen in the remaining one percent from an organic compound called urea.

To break it down, if you could collect the urine from all 24,000 students at Ohio University, you could power 60 buildings every day.

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Comments (172)

  • papa2thdoc
    Posted on May 14, 2011 at 9:45am

    I gotta natural source of methane too!

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  • UPGRAYDD
    Posted on May 14, 2011 at 9:42am

    This is all well and good but one thing everybody is missing is that your government will move to tax your pee in short order. Nobody in government cares about the environment or any Green movement. They only care about how much money they can steal from you.

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  • concealled9mms
    Posted on May 14, 2011 at 9:41am

    hey that car in the picture is the one obamma wants us all to drive where do i put my ladders

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  • HairRazor
    Posted on May 14, 2011 at 9:41am

    Wonder what that crooked piss ant, Al Gore, thinks about flamming urine…

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  • restoretheusa
    Posted on May 14, 2011 at 9:40am

    yeah, I heard about this a while ago. Even heard about a new car that will run on urine, I think it was called the Pisser.

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  • PrincessLocke
    Posted on May 14, 2011 at 9:39am

    Now they need to come up with an easy device for girls to use for filling up. The guys are already equipped!

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  • supertas
    Posted on May 14, 2011 at 9:35am

    If only the diaper astronaut lady would have known about this.

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  • RestoreCapitalism
    Posted on May 14, 2011 at 9:30am

    Imagine asking your neighbor if you can borrow a cup of pee. And they would have to modify the gas tank fill pipe for safety reasons.

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  • jacobstroubles
    Posted on May 14, 2011 at 9:30am

    Sounds like a green flag for everyone to just get pissy!

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  • nomercy63
    Posted on May 14, 2011 at 9:19am

    I think you all missed something very important it said researchers at Ohio University, I wonder how much money came out of your pockets to in a few words get pissed on.

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  • POIPNE
    Posted on May 14, 2011 at 9:18am

    Does that make Jack Daniels a “fuel additive”?

    Will dog urine work? The dog lifts his leg on anything vertical – just have to come up with a way to collect it (just grossed myself out – eeew).

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  • ChiefGeorge
    Posted on May 14, 2011 at 9:10am

    It was right in front of us the entire time or in us.

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  • Nocoincidence
    Posted on May 14, 2011 at 9:03am

    One can only hope. My husband could power a small, third world country, all by himself.
    Oh wait…WE’RE becoming a small third world country!

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  • stinkybisquit
    Posted on May 14, 2011 at 9:02am

    Leave it to my Drunken Hippie Alma Mater. How can the earth lovers there do this? They’ll dry up the source of the Hocking River.

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  • V-Forge
    Posted on May 14, 2011 at 8:50am

    No more filling stations just emptying ones. lol

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  • ryang77
    Posted on May 14, 2011 at 8:43am

    at least on long trips i wont have to stop for the restroom, just pee in bottle and fill car.

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  • 13th Imam
    Posted on May 14, 2011 at 8:42am

    This is the energy initiative that Barry is speaking about? Barry will go down in history as the man who urinated on the American Dream. He also said that he was going to set up focus groups on drilling off the Atlantic Coast and parts of Alaska. These focus groups will study this for 10-15 years, then lease them out to Brazil, Cuba, Russia. No American company’s need apply. What a Superhero
    Anybody but “Whats his name”, 2012

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  • psst
    Posted on May 14, 2011 at 8:29am

    BTW, next time you are in any major city across the fruited plains, you WILL come across mucho mucho winos urinating in the gutters or alley-ways.
    Appreciate them. They are a God-send to ween US off of Evil Oil.
    Many of them will soon be the next Gates,Zukerberg or Jobs.
    They already produce much of our blood supplies.Now they will be increasing their industrial productions for both blood and urine gas.
    Never underestimate American ingenuity

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  • cloudsofwar
    Posted on May 14, 2011 at 8:24am

    Pee powered cars, give me a brake. IS this more of BO green commie energy. or should i say yellow commie energy? Anyway RON PAUL for POTUS.

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  • quicker
    Posted on May 14, 2011 at 8:07am

    This could be another source of income for our locail bars .Alcohal and hydrogen.Give me one more.

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  • Gonzo
    Posted on May 14, 2011 at 7:58am

    I wonder if vinegar works? I’m full of both this morning.

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    • quicker
      Posted on May 14, 2011 at 8:10am

      don`t use the vinegar I need it for my pickles.

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  • kickagrandma
    Posted on May 14, 2011 at 7:51am

    Well, that beats using our food supply….DUH! However, the thought of how much it would take to run my hummer, just boggles the mind! ; )

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  • psst
    Posted on May 14, 2011 at 7:51am

    Which brand of beer produces the richest urea.
    I remember posting to leftists (many moons ago on one of Slate’s site) who want’s to shut down drilling for oil that they should start urinating in their gas tanks.
    Gee, I was really ahead of the times.
    Gotta start drinking more beer. Or coffee
    Now just watch the government put a ban on both.

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    • Hula Calhoun
      Posted on May 14, 2011 at 10:21am

      Yes, they’ll want to create funding for alternate sources for pee.

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  • tower7femacamp
    Posted on May 14, 2011 at 7:46am

    Why not Poop runs our Govt

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    • Sinista MACE
      Posted on May 14, 2011 at 8:12am

      It sure does, our government is FOS.

      My vomit powers Cheney’s pacemaker.

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    • V-Forge
      Posted on May 14, 2011 at 8:48am

      God Bless you mace. Keep puking man.. keep that man going. Without him there would be no seal team 6 so you helped kill osama. Your a frekin hero you regurgitating mastermind.

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    • tower7femacamp
      Posted on May 14, 2011 at 8:49am

      pee to run your car ?
      that should bring drinking and driving to a whole new level…LOL

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    • tower7femacamp
      Posted on May 14, 2011 at 8:50am

      testing us for the Matrix no doubt…

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    • bikerr
      Posted on May 14, 2011 at 8:59am

      @ Sinista MACE—You gotta start eating better.

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    • Sinista MACE
      Posted on May 14, 2011 at 10:07am

      I can’t help it, everytime he appears on tv I get this nasty official kool-aid taste in my mouth and just start hurling everywhere, so I decided to collect it and send it to Cheney, and whadayaknow, he turned vomit into vomitade.

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    • Dale
      Posted on May 14, 2011 at 10:26am

      Sinista MACE;
      Stop drinking Kool-aid.

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    • OLDBIKEFIXER
      Posted on May 14, 2011 at 12:15pm

      Ya’ know, with a car like this, you could just run a hose from the carburetor to your… well, you know, and then just cruise all across the country with a cooler of Coors Light in the passenger seat. Don’t worry about drunk driving, as Coors Light doesn’t seem to have that effect on most folks, but it does make it necessary to “whiz” every few minutes.

      Who knows… this could even help to redefine the whole drinking & driving thing?

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  • AmericanWomanFirst
    Posted on May 14, 2011 at 7:44am

    ew..lol

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    • 13th Imam
      Posted on May 14, 2011 at 8:28am

      The peeps that developed this are No 1.

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    • nzkiwi
      Posted on May 14, 2011 at 8:29am

      Well, we’ve had the vee-eight, the straight-eight, and now we’ve got the urinate. A great little car for ******* around town in.

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    • nzkiwi
      Posted on May 14, 2011 at 8:33am

      p issing around town in. Damned auto censor ruined my little joke.

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    • bikerr
      Posted on May 14, 2011 at 8:58am

      They could develop a gauge in the dash to read drug and alcohol levels. Then a light on the car would go off when unsafe driving levels are violated. The libs will love it because they could stop all suspect dui stops.

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    • RepubliCorp
      Posted on May 14, 2011 at 9:02am

      Lets all piss on Obama, its the green thing to do

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    • stinkybisquit
      Posted on May 14, 2011 at 9:05am

      Ok, these posts are keepers. Actually NZKIWI, I was thinking of more of a pee-8 engine, but urine-8 will do!

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    • ChiefGeorge
      Posted on May 14, 2011 at 9:09am

      Yes, but it will have to stop at every gas station!

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    • jbl8199
      Posted on May 14, 2011 at 9:37am

      Ugh, really?

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    • stifroc
      Posted on May 14, 2011 at 9:54am

      okay, providing Big Government allows this to take off… cuz the focus of green energy is NOT green energy, it’s redistribution of wealth…
      #1. everyone will be collecting urine.
      #2. everyone will be storing urine.
      #3. Will a “port-a-potty” become a gold mine?
      #4. How are women going to collect their urine? (little more difficult than it is for a man)

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    • Creestof
      Posted on May 14, 2011 at 10:02am

      So drinking beer and driving will be legal?

      All these years we have had all this free energy available to us…and we’ve just been ******* it away : )

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    • Sinista MACE
      Posted on May 14, 2011 at 10:04am

      Hmmm…my turn!

      Poop-powered roller skates!

      Collect everyone’s poop in a giant container, heat it up, and use the gas emitted to power tiny jets on the roller skates!

      Fartskates!!

      YEARRRGHHhhhHHhhHhHhHhhh!

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    • pavnvet
      Posted on May 14, 2011 at 10:15am

      HMMM could I say then my car just petered out? Or maybe tell the mechanic that it has piss poor performance?

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    • watchmany2k
      Posted on May 14, 2011 at 10:57am

      I’d have to see their numbers, but this is along the boondoggle of the water powered car.
      Your tax dollars at work.
      Can you make hydrogen ?
      Yep.
      Can you get out more energy than you put in ?
      Nope.
      At least a poop powered Car would be more viable as the
      METHANE produced has a LOT more C’s & H’s for combustion.

      For Viable alternative Fuels & science:
      http://www.watchman2012.com

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    • right-wing-waco
      Posted on May 14, 2011 at 11:38am

      @stifroc
      It’s not GREEN energy is it? At least mine isn’t green.

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    • Showtime
      Posted on May 14, 2011 at 12:00pm

      NZKIWI,
      What can I say?!

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    • CatB
      Posted on May 14, 2011 at 12:19pm

      This is a win win .. .drink beer and power your car!

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    • drattastic
      Posted on May 14, 2011 at 12:23pm

      Man that’s great .I have an idea for my new business “drattastic’s wiz and go” I have a bar in the front and a filling station in the back . Hide your eyes kids we have to stop and fill up.

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    • Wayner
      Posted on May 14, 2011 at 12:37pm

      Congress is now trying to figure out yet another way to tax the piss out of us.

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    • banjarmon
      Posted on May 14, 2011 at 12:52pm

      Don’t forget all the animals that can urinate for this energy source, from Elephants to piss-ants…A Virtual Golden shower mine.

      BO’s turn to collect pee from Bimbo…

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    • MomaGrisley2
      Posted on May 14, 2011 at 12:59pm

      Will OU’s new mascots be Piss Ants?

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    • Dustyluv
      Posted on May 14, 2011 at 2:21pm

      I will have to take a half a viagra a day so I can reach my gas tank…

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    • brickmoon
      Posted on May 14, 2011 at 4:16pm

      Chris Matthews keeps a pic of Obama on the dashboard, and his “tingle-mobile” keeps going, and going…

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    • CultureWarriors
      Posted on May 14, 2011 at 5:11pm

      Hey this will help the beer and coffee markets too!

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    • silentwatcher
      Posted on May 14, 2011 at 7:04pm

      urea contains nitrogen (good fertilizer.) It’s liquid,,,so of course it has hydrogen in it. I think it’s the nitrogen they are more interested in.

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    • GoingBeck
      Posted on May 14, 2011 at 7:04pm

      People with large bladders will be able to market their excess. A new commodities market called URINCO will be formed to trade in urenergy futures. The Obama Department of Urenergy will put caps on the amount of beer any one person can consume in a one hour period. “Under my plan, the price of urenergy will necessarily skyrocket.” UPEC’s attempt to manipulate production will bring about the collapse of the Uero and the ureconomy will stall. The UOP will run on a platform of lowering the beer drinking age to 10. This will bring the price of urenergy down and things will start moving again.

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    • New White Tiger Party
      Posted on May 14, 2011 at 8:39pm

      They also generate power from dandelions and they got a few million dollar grant to do it. If it‘s ever perfected I’m sittin’ on a fortune!

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    • 912er
      Posted on May 14, 2011 at 9:37pm

      I’ll be designated drive and will never pay for fuel again…

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    • MiketheTrucker
      Posted on May 15, 2011 at 12:13am

      Everybody start drinking more beer, then we can tell OPEC to kiss off.

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    • Ruler4You
      Posted on May 15, 2011 at 10:51am

      A great idea, but I’ll bet you the smell of by products are prohibited by the EPA.

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    • s-n-t
      Posted on May 15, 2011 at 2:03pm

      Some internet knowledge – veracity unverified. In ancient times, urine was collected and sold to tanneries, IF one was fortunate enough to be able to afford a collection pot. Those who were not were said to not have “a pot to pee in.” Here we go again…..

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