Viral Video Shows Clam ‘Eating’ Salt Off Kitchen Table With Giant ‘Tongue’ — Here‘s What It’s Really Doing
- Posted on July 11, 2012 at 9:04am by
Liz Klimas
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Over the weekend, a YouTube video was posted showing what is believed to be proof that clams “like” salt. The experiment shows a clam sitting on a wooden kitchen table sprinkled with regular table salt. Soon, what many took to be the clam’s tongue emerges to take up the seasoning. Fascinating, right?
The hypothesis that if you put a clam on a table with salt and an organ resembling a tongue comes out to suck on the salt, then clams must like salt, seems to be supported if you take the video at face value. But not so fast. Many experts have since weighed in on the footage to set the record straight — or simply remind you what you may have learned years ago in high school biology.

(Image: YouTube screenshot)

(Image: YouTube screenshot)

(Image: YouTube screenshot)
Before we get into what is really going on here, watch it for yourself:
Business Insider, smelling something fishy with the assumption that the clam was lapping up the salt, asked marine biologist Hans Ulrick Riisgård from the Marine Biological Research Centre in Denmark about what was really happening.
“The poor clam on the kitchen table sticks out its muscular foot in a vain attempt to dig itself into the sediment where it normally lives,” Riisgård told Business Insider. “The salt on the table just sticks to the wet foot but is not eaten by the clam which is a suspension-feeder.”
Another marine researcher from the University of Sydney, Brian Bayne, is reported as saying the clam is really just trying to survive.
“This clam, stranded on someone’s floor, is trying to dig itself back home.”
The New Statesman (via Yahoo! News) has more fun facts on the clam gleaned from its own research:
Based on extensive wikipedia research years of clamology, I believe this to be a clam of the species Arctica islandica, commonly known as the Ocean Quahog, which can be found all along the east cost of the US. According to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, specimens have been known to live for 225 years.

The gills are really what clams use to feed on suspended particles in the water, whereas the mantel is what you saw coming out of the shell in the YouTube video. (Image: BlacksPVBiology)
Wondering how clams really feed? According to the University of California-Berkeley, clams, which are bivalve mollusks, are filter feeders. Clams open their shells and filter algae and other particles through “gills” as they pass through with the water’s current.
Image of clam dissection via BlacksPVbiology.
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Comments (93)
3monkeysmomma
Posted on July 11, 2012 at 3:46pmLiz,
Could you please make your next article “What goes through our minds here at the Blaze when we are sitting around smoking our ”glacoma medication“ and deciding what to write about”. Now that one I’d actually like to read.
thanks.
Report Post »The-Monk
Posted on July 11, 2012 at 4:24pmThat’s Debbie Wassermann Schultz with a hangover trying to lick up the leftover cocaine from the “Obamascare passed party”.
Report Post »TheSurrealTruth
Posted on July 11, 2012 at 5:32pmWhy so uptight? Not all news has to be doom and gloom, or even remarkably important. I was interested in the story because it looks fascinating. But, hey, I like animals. If you don’t appreciate the story, don’t click the link. Simple solution. No need to be rude just because they didn’t cover a story YOU wanted to read.
Report Post »just a patriot
Posted on July 11, 2012 at 5:41pm@surrealtruth…. lighten up! I thought the comments were quite funny!
Report Post »3monkeysmomma
Posted on July 11, 2012 at 6:20pm@sureal
ONE OF US certainly is uptight.
Report Post »I‘m sure Liz isn’t crying under her desk from a little teasing….and if she is, she’s got bigger issues than me. Although, I‘m sure it’s nothing that a good ducking-thinks-hes-a-kitty-cat youtube video can’t fix. Hey…there‘s tomorrow’s article!
Stoic one
Posted on July 11, 2012 at 6:44pmSOooo COOL!
I love these off the wall biology thingy’s…
I find these to be fascinating tidbits that break up the tediously frustrating political news that I find to be SO important, even though I wish it were not true.
The same is true for astronomy, physics, meteorology, chemistry, computers tech, military, engineering, and all science & techy stuff.
Now ya all who do not like this stuff go take your sports seriously or enjoy it; and the society stuff also, ya know the Kim kardasian ,justin berber, brittiany spears and the like.
Report Post »KickinBack
Posted on July 11, 2012 at 7:02pmI thought it was interesting, heck I’ve even learned something!
Report Post »DoomsdayProphet
Posted on July 11, 2012 at 7:53pm3MonkeysMomma,
Please stop whining. It would be greatly appreciated if you would open your pinhead so your brain might get a bit of exercise. Was an interesting article that had nothing to do with anything, except saving some clams from abuse and death, Who cares though right. Maybe there are aliens and they will take you out of your habitat. Make you lick something they season their food with. Wouldn’t that be interesting?
Thanks.
P.S. Good work Liz. Interesting and taught everyone who read it something.(Unless they are clam experts.)
Report Post »3monkeysmomma
Posted on July 11, 2012 at 8:02pm@Doomsday
Report Post »Get me some steam and and drawn butter and I will educate you about “clam abuse”.
Linda Sue
Posted on July 11, 2012 at 3:19pmA squeeze of lemon/lime juice “fries” them for eating like Sashimi. . . wouldn’t salt? He’s “frying himself” ! ! (I agree with the more educated, he’s trying to “dig”. . . . Granny L
Report Post »jiniz
Posted on July 11, 2012 at 3:18pmSo, it’s a clam snuff film. I’m just waiting for Rule 34 to kick in.
Report Post »Gumbercules
Posted on July 12, 2012 at 12:20amWrong forum for that . . .
Report Post »teddyc73
Posted on July 11, 2012 at 3:13pmIm convinced each successive generation is becoming dumber than the last. To think this poor clam is licking up salt is so ludicrous. The poor thing is just trying to survive.
Report Post »blair152
Posted on July 11, 2012 at 3:02pmThe only way I like my clams? Fried, and steamed.
Report Post »stardawl8311
Posted on July 11, 2012 at 3:44pmthat is two ways *giggle*
Report Post »Whackajig
Posted on July 12, 2012 at 5:53amHow about hairy?
Report Post »plutos_charm
Posted on July 18, 2012 at 1:22amHow bout drunken? GIGGIDY!
Report Post »wildbluyonder11
Posted on July 11, 2012 at 2:28pmWhy am I still here on this article?
Report Post »mils
Posted on July 11, 2012 at 3:16pmyeah….exciting stuff…thanks blaze for this amazing non story..again…
Report Post »..maybe Mitt should vet the clam…more interesting than what he’s up to…
3monkeysmomma
Posted on July 11, 2012 at 5:21pmMy thoughts exactly.
Report Post »If I want to see this, I can go to Youtube.
Mil Mom
Posted on July 11, 2012 at 6:27pm@mils
Posted on July 11, 2012 at 3:16pm
yeah….exciting stuff…thanks blaze for this amazing non story..again…
Report Post »..maybe Mitt should vet the clam…more interesting than what he’s up to…
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You should be on his vetting committee…lol
lamarlamar
Posted on July 11, 2012 at 2:02pmI’m an oyster man myself!
Report Post »GIRTHMAN
Posted on July 11, 2012 at 2:19pmBaked with butter and garlic parmesean YUM I gotta go !!
Report Post »Justice_Gustine
Posted on July 11, 2012 at 1:56pmmight be obscure, but
Clams got FEET?
rip Johnny Hart
Report Post »Stoic one
Posted on July 11, 2012 at 8:22pmYes! one foot, just like snails….
Report Post »its_time_to_arrest_our_government
Posted on July 11, 2012 at 9:48pmwhere are his shoes?
Report Post »Poor Old Norm
Posted on July 15, 2012 at 8:47pmCan a one legged clam do the “Hokey-Pokey?”
Report Post »and hey, I enjoyed the article and the video had me on the edge of my seat
cranberry
Posted on July 11, 2012 at 11:40amThat is both sick and sad. Double that because you know nobody took it back home.
Report Post »kindling
Posted on July 11, 2012 at 12:26pmand all that salt probably just made it that much sicker. I would worry about people that find this funny.
Report Post »Goohuman
Posted on July 11, 2012 at 1:39pmAll I see is self-seasoning seafood.;-)
Report Post »FlamingFartSyndrome
Posted on July 11, 2012 at 1:55pmIts a clam. Who gives a fudge
Report Post »Rosey
Posted on July 11, 2012 at 2:13pmI don’t care who you are…that’s funny!!!
Report Post »Mil Mom
Posted on July 11, 2012 at 6:30pm@kindling
Posted on July 11, 2012 at 12:26pm
and all that salt probably just made it that much sicker. I would worry about people that find this funny.
Report Post »****
As opposed to an appetizer!
Mil Mom
Posted on July 11, 2012 at 6:32pm@FlamingFartSyndrome
Posted on July 11, 2012 at 1:55pm
Its a clam. Who gives a fudge
Report Post »***
Actually I think I prefer the fudge, make mine Walnut!
Spitha
Posted on July 11, 2012 at 7:32pmI agree Cranberry ~
Report Post »Spitha
Posted on July 11, 2012 at 7:34pmI agree Cranberry, 8(
Report Post »3monkeysmomma
Posted on July 11, 2012 at 8:10pmI would totally eat a fudge covered clam!…and a bacon wrapped dougnut!…and a quater-pounder with cheese….D@mn, I shouldn’t have skipped lunch.
Report Post »jaylew
Posted on July 12, 2012 at 1:04am@kindling and cranberry …..clams are food….if your lives are so disturbed by the feelings of things found in Phylum Mollusca…..then I would submit just go up a bit on the food chain… a few branches up and then you might have a fighting chance of garnering support for the humane treatment of animals for example…if I were to discover you had Jewish friends who claim that the kosher slaughter of cows was actually a humane process in even the most remotely sane way……now that’s when you and i will join forces and put that stupid lie to rest. I really don’t care that Jews slaughter their cows and other animals according to their own ritualistic requirements….but you or anyone else would have to be the most easily deluded turnips on earth to allow any Rabbi or other Kosher style slaughter advocate to convince you that what they do cows is humane. If you slice a cows throat while it is held upside down and then you eject that blood gushing beast from that little upside holder and the beast struggles to get to its feet for that one last time…..and you or any Kosher jew finds that humane…. the only words then can be “utter nonsense.” Kill and eat your cows my Kosher Jewish friends…just don’t insult the decency of the word humane as having any part at all in that 2 thousand BC ritual….it is actually gruesome work done by blood soaked Rabbis so some family can claim Kosher instead of throwing up everything in their stomachs while watching each and every one.
Report Post »SageInWaiting
Posted on July 11, 2012 at 10:55amTo paraphrase God’s dietary laws: “Don’t eat my garbage collectors.”
Report Post »RIDEMODELS
Posted on July 11, 2012 at 1:35pmYep…..bottom feeder…..Like most politicians or lawyers….No Bueno….
Report Post »Mil Mom
Posted on July 11, 2012 at 6:34pm@RIDEMODELS
Posted on July 11, 2012 at 1:35pm
Yep…..bottom feeder…..Like most politicians or lawyers….No Bueno…
Report Post »***
You just totally destroyed my appetite for clam!
BellaMia7
Posted on July 11, 2012 at 10:53amThat‘s 2 minutes of my life I’ll never get back.
Report Post »thegoldman
Posted on July 11, 2012 at 10:47amthe clam is trying to move, you see the trails all the time while Quahoging.
It is not an ocean Quahog. Ocean Quahogs are black, this one is gray which is a shallow water type…
Maybe those experts should study a little harder !
Thank you,
from A New Bedford fisherman
Report Post »3monkeysmomma
Posted on July 11, 2012 at 5:24pm“Quahog”
Report Post »I’m writing that on down for Scrabble.
ChiefGeorge
Posted on July 11, 2012 at 10:36amAnd people like to eat them! Yuck!
Report Post »Conservative-Atheist
Posted on July 11, 2012 at 10:33amDisgusting! I don’t know how anyone can eat a clam. I’m wondering…how does the anus taste? Barf!
Report Post »TunaBlue
Posted on July 11, 2012 at 10:53amThe anus tastes like chicken.
Report Post »single stack
Posted on July 11, 2012 at 11:21amIt tastes like azz.
Report Post »garylee123
Posted on July 11, 2012 at 1:20pmTastes like chittlins
Report Post »jaylew
Posted on July 12, 2012 at 1:35amWell if you would just turn it a little bit you could stay just north of that part & not have to worry about eating clam a$$…since your screen name has atheist in it…we will just keep this based in Darwinian science…the literal entire digestive process in most mollusks is rather unlike say mammals where what goes in the mouth as food is masticated and treated with enzymes there and then works its way down to the stomach area and subjected more disintegration by slight mechanical but most assuredly chemical processes that leaves of slurry of chemicals & nutrient sources..that can now be absorbed in a variety of ways & time frames as that material works its way out to septic system freedom. Mollusks although Darwin might argue have few of those same processes as they “feed” & then digest & expel their waste material. The Anus is a structure not specifically found in mollusks…in fact the “mantle” is the organ most mollusks breath with and also poop out of. Which means in human terms their poop comes out of the same place they breathe with….and that is indeed a rhetorically similar concept with some humans. Everything that comes out of their mouth is sh*t. You should try a clam or a mussel or an oyster someday…..they are delicious and a lot less trouble eating…..than arguing Darwinism at the dinner table with most any skeptic. So like I said….the next time you try a clam for dinner….and it tastes a bit like anus to you…just turn it a little bit.
Report Post »Whackajig
Posted on July 12, 2012 at 5:58amI feel sure Barney Frank can answer that question.
Report Post »mwil5150
Posted on July 14, 2012 at 8:14pmYou eat them raw or cooked. A little shot of tobasco and lime will have you pointing your toes in no time.
Report Post »AmericanStrega
Posted on July 11, 2012 at 10:23amick
Report Post »GatorSkin
Posted on July 11, 2012 at 10:22amFunny I thought this was the article about the new lesbian PAC!!!!!!
Report Post »chips1
Posted on July 11, 2012 at 1:02pmIt reminds me of something. I just can’t put my finger on it.
Report Post »South Philly Boy
Posted on July 11, 2012 at 10:11amClams… GOOD
Report Post »rp454
Posted on July 11, 2012 at 5:03pmFire…. BAD!!
Report Post »3monkeysmomma
Posted on July 11, 2012 at 5:26pmarticle…dumb.
Report Post »historyguy48
Posted on July 11, 2012 at 9:59amComrades, even if it doesn’t eat salt, it is tasty! Just pop it onto your barbie and when the shell opens its done cooking. Peel the shell back, dig it out, dip it in butter, and enjoy!
Report Post »It’s a shame we can fix our coutries ills so easily.
RIDEMODELS
Posted on July 11, 2012 at 1:34pmIf you put enough butter on anything its good…….They are bottom feeders like oysters and those kill people sometimes…..Not a fan of a clam anus…
Is there really a bar there in Quahog called the Happy Clam??
Report Post »rp454
Posted on July 11, 2012 at 5:05pmOnly raw oysters kill people. MMMMmmmmmm Steamed clams with red wine vinegar and Old Bay!!
Report Post »CABERNETQHS
Posted on July 11, 2012 at 9:54amSad. I like to eat seafood. Never a big fan of clams,but nothing should be tortured. Kill it, eat it or let it go.
Report Post »ai4px
Posted on July 11, 2012 at 9:34amNext week they’ll have a video of a duck that dances at the top of the hour…. because the cage is on a hot plate on a timer.
Report Post »krispy01
Posted on July 11, 2012 at 9:29amOne word – CHOWDA !
Report Post »cessna152
Posted on July 11, 2012 at 9:23amI love RAW clams with lemons and cocktail sauce… not so anymore.
Report Post »salvawhoray
Posted on July 11, 2012 at 9:14amgo to youtube and look up “Monkey has sex with a frog” very funny.
Report Post »Poggle The Stick
Posted on July 11, 2012 at 9:37amNo way 0_0
Report Post »Constructionist
Posted on July 11, 2012 at 10:00amThat was wrong on so many levels…
Report Post »Apple Bite
Posted on July 11, 2012 at 10:12amThen you’ll hate the Dog who “loved” Chicken…
Report Post »chips1
Posted on July 11, 2012 at 1:10pmOr the pelosi that loved the reid.
Report Post »Landon410
Posted on July 11, 2012 at 9:10amhow when i watch those stupid humane society commercials i’ll see skinny sick dogs with 3 legs, cats with only 1 eye, and a quahog clam on a kitchen table
Report Post »Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
Posted on July 11, 2012 at 9:08amThe next video will be showing how much slugs love salt and how fly’s dance when you pull their wings off.
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