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Watch Kids Go ‘Skylarking’ Alongside Fast-Moving Train

Holding onto the outside door of a train and letting it drag you is called skylarking — at least that’s according to the New York Metropolitan Transit Authority. Urban Dictionary defines it as engaging in “tom foolery or shanaghins.” To others, what you’ll see below is probably just called being stupid.

Watch as these kids go “skylarking” and then proceed to take on other dangerous, monkey-like moves on a fast-moving train:

A Blaze editor also noted that he recently saw an anti-skylarking ad — though he noted it wasn’t referred to as skylarking — on the New York City subway system. Is it on the rise in New York too?

[H/T Gizmodo]

Comments (63)

  • heavyduty
    Posted on August 31, 2011 at 7:07am

    They will find out just how stupid it is right after one of them takes about four more off the train with them.

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    • randy
      Posted on August 31, 2011 at 9:17am

      It’s a heck of a lot more interesting than watching “Planking”

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    • IvanK
      Posted on August 31, 2011 at 10:12am

      Hmmm, Darwin award candidates?

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    • Cause4Liberty
      Posted on August 31, 2011 at 6:31pm

      These kids are posers. Dumb posers who wish they were hardcore walkers. Lol idiots would find out how fun their new lane sport is once one of them get run over by the train.

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  • Stiggs
    Posted on August 31, 2011 at 6:57am

    The NY Transit Authority is STUPID enough to spend money to tell these STUPID people that this is dangerous? WHY SPEND THE MONEY? If they hurt themselves and/or die, that’s their problem because THEY ARE SO FLIPPING STUPID.

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    • Lonescrapper
      Posted on August 31, 2011 at 7:22am

      Darwin Awards.

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    • Stoic one
      Posted on August 31, 2011 at 12:56pm

      watch it again… palm trees and banana plants do not grow in NYC. this was more like New Deli, India. look at the head dress as well.

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  • josetoyou
    Posted on August 31, 2011 at 6:41am

    Just more stupid *******…

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  • Geo0248
    Posted on August 31, 2011 at 4:57am

    “Watch as these kids go “skylarking” and then proceed to take on other dangerous, monkey-like moves on a fast-moving train:”

    oooooooh, your gonna be called a racist for using the term monkey like. a couple of these nut jobs were dark skinned.

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  • EP46
    Posted on August 31, 2011 at 4:41am

    Why is endangerment of anyone‘s life a ’prank’?
    Yes, I agree with other posts…a perfect example for those who believe in evolution. This is the true ‘evolution’ question.
    Do not ask ‘From what did man develop’….ask ‘TO WHAT is man developing”.

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  • String Bean
    Posted on August 31, 2011 at 3:43am

    WTF does this kid care?
    In India’s caste society, if he loses an arm or his legs it won’t change his life situation and standing one bit there.

    All it will affect is his ability to do stupid stuff like that.

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  • abbygirl1994
    Posted on August 31, 2011 at 2:11am

    Crazy!!!!!!!!

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    • bookofdaniel
      Posted on August 31, 2011 at 3:42am

      Idiots. Wont be long before one of them gets decapitated and ripped to shreds.

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  • Lesbian Packing Hollow Points
    Posted on August 31, 2011 at 2:01am

    Looks like video from India, with an electric train powered by overhead lines.

    I seem to recall other footage from such shenanigans around an Indian electric train. I don’t know whether the guy was insane, pissed off, or just stupid, but he climbed up on top of the train, and then thought reaching up to grab the overhead cable to steady himself was a good idea.

    *ZORCH!* *ZOR*ZORCH!*

    His corpse laying on the roof was not just smoking, not just smoldering, but there were visible flames coming off of it.

    Take away: These people do not have a long history of rational behaviour around trains.

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    • Free_Stater
      Posted on August 31, 2011 at 2:30am

      They should get the Darwin awards! Less gene pool material.

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  • mossbrain
    Posted on August 31, 2011 at 1:16am

    Some of those Indians have the most incredible balance. Check out the video below of the India Monkey King climber, especially the move he makes a little over 30 seconds into the video. Also search youtube for india pole gymnastics, incredible stuff, and, ahem, ladies you can check out the size of the pole pretty easily with the skimpy shorts these guys wear.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPN3gLVDsOY

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    • Kurty C Wipe
      Posted on August 31, 2011 at 1:36am

      I liked the sewage river next to the tracks. Crap, I need to call Microsoft tomorrow for internet help.

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  • v12tommy
    Posted on August 31, 2011 at 1:09am

    Why do they need ads saying not to do this? This is just natural selection at its finest. If some idiot does this and gets wacked of the train by a tunnel entrance or something, scrape him/her off the tracks with a shovel, hose down the impact point, and go about the rest of the day. Think of all the money we would save on welfare if all the stupid people tried doing this.

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    • Redscot
      Posted on August 31, 2011 at 9:18pm

      I agree. Skip the warnings. If some idiot does it, clean up the mess and keep going. They won’t do that of course. Our wonderful nanny state will do the warnings because some idiot’s mommy is going to scream otherwise. I raised 7 kids of my own and half the neighborhood. If any of them had tried that, their backside would have been difficult to sit on. One of mine simply walked on the train tracks, I was told by a neighbor. He never tried it again. Neither did any of the others. They are all responsible decent adults now too, not a single democrat among them, and they all have good jobs.

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  • Southernguy
    Posted on August 31, 2011 at 12:47am

    They got one part right………monkey like ;)

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  • Pigpen
    Posted on August 31, 2011 at 12:44am

    This reminds me of an article a few years back when some POS rag of a newspaper ran the headline “Navy Attacks Pirates in Indian Ocean” Apparently the “Navy” was the Indian Navy as in India, Country of. But any country’s navy is the “Navy” in a global village blah blah blah. I hate this sort of one world BS. These aren’t “kids”; these are poor b@st@rds trapped in some 3rd world h3LL hole. Hey Liz, stop trying to make the global village thing happen (and this is coming from a man who liked “Slum Dog Millionaire”).

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  • AlienEarthling
    Posted on August 31, 2011 at 12:35am

    I believe there is an urban legend that a penny can derail a train…I wonder if one of these guys could?

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  • COFemale
    Posted on August 31, 2011 at 12:35am

    If men are suppose to be so smart, why are they the ones who do all the dumbest things? When was the last time you saw a women do something this stupid… probably never.

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    • mossbrain
      Posted on August 31, 2011 at 1:07am

      Yeah women are so smart they breed a bunch of brats, then spend their live long days listening to them fight and yell while they clean house and cook the meals, and if they’re real smart they do all that and hold down a job too. What a wonderful smart life they lead. Of all the fun stuff they could be doing, that is what they end up doing.

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    • Psychosis
      Posted on August 31, 2011 at 1:08am

      well a bit back we watched one of your CO- FEMALES walk her dumb a$$ into a water fountain while texting

      care for another example ?

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    • Psychosis
      Posted on August 31, 2011 at 1:09am

      well a bit back, we watched one of your CO- FEMALES walk her d u m b a s s into a water fountain while texting

      care for another example ???? or was that enough to take you off your high horse ?

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    • Captain Crunch
      Posted on August 31, 2011 at 1:56am

      Women do stupid things too. Like going out to a bar to pickup men. Happens everyday. Been to any bars lately Cofemale?

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    • loadingmyclips
      Posted on August 31, 2011 at 12:19pm

      oh yeah I have. When they were dating these fools, how’s that.

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  • ruben
    Posted on August 31, 2011 at 12:33am

    Actually, you Darwin disciples you, the kid will probably father 15 before he’s through with this sojourn. As for you, my fellow computer gawking friends, I suppose your progeny won’t be quite so numerous. Who‘s Darwin’s favored child now????

    And as for your claims that this is an activity for stupid people, looks like run of the mill thrill-seeking, stunt-pulling to me. Is every stunt man stupid? Is every thrill-seeker stupid. There’s probably a lower fatality rate for kids engaged in skylarking than for kids engaged in a million other “non-stupid” activities, like driving cars, riding bicycles, swimming, surfing, mountain climbing, hiking, etc. Is everyone that engages in those activities stupid too? Or only the ones that die?

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    • BSdetector
      Posted on August 31, 2011 at 7:20am

      Agreed. Look at skiing, racing, surfing, shooting, hangliding, parachuting, etc.
      Anything fun has an element of danger to it… and that’s usually what MAKES it fun! If you do get hurt though, it’s on you. Don’t ask me to pay your hospital bill.

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  • Hungry_i
    Posted on August 31, 2011 at 12:28am

    Oops, he said “monkey-like.”

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  • NEMATIC
    Posted on August 31, 2011 at 12:14am

    Could I take insurance out on these guys. Crazy stuff.

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  • SCARY
    Posted on August 31, 2011 at 12:13am

    Running into one of those supports face first would be my first class ticket outta that hell hole and into the eight arms of the temptress in the sky.

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  • Captain Crunch
    Posted on August 31, 2011 at 12:12am

    WHen I was young and dumb me and my friends used to jump on and ride moving trains, but we were never THAT stupid!

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  • NOTAMUSHROOM
    Posted on August 31, 2011 at 12:12am

    Darwinism at its finest.

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  • banjarmon
    Posted on August 31, 2011 at 12:08am

    Darwin candidates!!!

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  • capitalismrocks
    Posted on August 31, 2011 at 12:08am

    These kids are gonna slip one day and look like Chicken Tika Marsala on the ground…. stupid idiots!

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  • AMERICA4EVER
    Posted on August 31, 2011 at 12:07am

    Now there’s a real useful talent…not!

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  • Chuck Stein
    Posted on August 31, 2011 at 12:04am

    It’s all fun and games until someone dies or is crippled.

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    • Exrepublisheep
      Posted on August 31, 2011 at 12:12am

      It’s all fun and games until *WHAM* Darwin strikes.

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    • ontheclock247
      Posted on August 31, 2011 at 12:20am

      “…until someone dies or is crippled.”

      …and the family sues the city, the transit authority, and anyone else it can come up with…then we all pay!

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  • sbeejustsaying
    Posted on August 31, 2011 at 12:03am

    Stupid is what stupid does.

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