True — Freaky Sea Lampreys Will Become Pie for Queen Elizabeth
- Posted on April 27, 2012 at 10:00pm by
Liz Klimas
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DETROIT (The Blaze/AP) — One country‘s dreaded invasive species will soon become the main ingredient in a pie for another country’s monarch. A few unwanted, invasive sea lampreys from the Great Lakes have been shipped to England for use in a traditional pie for Queen Elizabeth II.
The Detroit Free Press reports the City of Gloucester, which has given the pie as a gift to the monarch since the Middle Ages, requested the eel-like creatures from the Great Lakes Fishery Commission because they’re a protected species in England. The pie is for June’s Diamond Jubilee, the 60th anniversary of the queen’s ascent to the throne.

(Photo: Susan Tusa/Detroit Free Press)
(Related: Creepy video: Sea lampreys wildly freak out at the ‘smell of death’)
Commission spokesman Marc Gaden shipped 2 pounds of frozen lamprey from Lake Huron. Great Lakes officials are all too happy to provide the invasive blood-sucking species to anyone who requests them. Gaden said he would “would prefer to send them truckloads of lamprey.”
The Daily Telegraph has more on “sea lamprey pie”:
Ivan Day, a food historian and broadcaster, said: “They were a great delicacy in medieval times but with urbanisation and industrialisation we have lost touch with many of our culinary traditions.
“They are often compared to eel and because they are cooked in their own blood they have lost popularity, but I think they taste very nice especially if caught fresh.”
Xanthe Clay, The Daily Telegraph’s food columnist, said it was a shame that they were not locally sourced but that being from the sea they would probably taste better.
“It is a truth universally acknowledged that sea fish tastes better than river fish which always has a muddy taste. I would think the Queen is likely to find them much nicer.”
Whether the Queen has ever sampled the pies she has been sent by Gloucester city council for earlier Jubilee celebrations is doubtful.

Sea lampreys have been harming native fish in the Great Lakes. Here are two pictured sucking on a trout. (Photo: U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service)
Lampreys got into the Great Lakes through Atlantic shipping canals in the 1920s and have threatened native fish since.
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Comments (48)
cloudsofwar
Posted on April 28, 2012 at 9:21amGross. i don’t eat Blood Suckers. might as well eat ticks.
Report Post »BobtheMoron
Posted on April 28, 2012 at 9:06amYuk!!!
Report Post »G-WHIZ
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 11:12amMmmmm…just like chicken!
Report Post »ricckky
Posted on April 28, 2012 at 8:21amOblier is the biggest lamprey on the planet. Wouldn’t it be great if he ended up in the Queens pie for good!!
Report Post »piper60
Posted on April 28, 2012 at 8:06amSo—this is where blood sucking politicians go to “school”.
Report Post »Magyar
Posted on April 28, 2012 at 7:39amIs it Anthony Weiner’s?
Report Post »burdenedsoul
Posted on April 28, 2012 at 7:08amwow, it’s like a donkey dong with teeth lol.
Report Post »Rayblue
Posted on April 28, 2012 at 5:12amMy wife is from Manchester. Whenever I make fun of British accents (to make her mad), I always throw in the old reliable“eel pie” kicker. Cor matey, bleedin‘ ’ell, eel pie, eel pie. Over and over. Nice to know I’m historical and all.
Report Post »Apple Bite
Posted on April 28, 2012 at 4:48amWell what do you know, that fish was forced to give it’s fair share…in blood!
Report Post »Doctor Nordo
Posted on April 28, 2012 at 2:59amThis is news, eh? Lampreys have only been used for food for thousands of years at least…
Report Post »lukerw
Posted on April 28, 2012 at 12:23pmAnd… before, they did the Soylent Green thing!
Report Post »Netsurfer2
Posted on April 28, 2012 at 2:31amI had no idea that blood sucking lawyers swam in that lake. Reminds me of Washington!
Report Post »Bonnieblue2A
Posted on April 28, 2012 at 3:55amThose are Obama voters who jumped into Lake Michigan.
Report Post »lassiegirldawn
Posted on April 28, 2012 at 2:20amWorkers dumped barrels of a deadly fish toxin in a desperate attempt to locate the elusive invasive species in Chicago’s waterways. This is like saying that the radiation from Japan isn’t getting into our food chain. Wonder why so much cancer and other disease. They will kill more people by trying to get rid of this fish wink wink.
Report Post »spfoam1
Posted on April 27, 2012 at 11:50pmIt’s got a Debbie Wasserman Shultz look to it.
Report Post »Constructionist
Posted on April 28, 2012 at 12:33amNow that’s funny… I don’t care who you are
Report Post »1casawizard
Posted on April 28, 2012 at 1:07am@SPFOAM1. The inlet of the sea lamprey does look like debbie wasserman between her chin and nose.
Report Post »Christianmyson
Posted on April 28, 2012 at 1:52amConn that is funny only thing is it is an insult to the fish, you must look like her and took it personaly, I am sorry that you too were born ugly, sorry, but remember God loves you anyway so get over it Ok.
Report Post »Teabunny
Posted on April 27, 2012 at 11:43pmBeen there…done that…
http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2010-05-20/news/ct-met-0521-fish-kill-20100520_1_electric-barriers-carp-lake-michigan
http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2011-10-21/news/ct-met-asian-carp-great-lakes-report-20111021_1_electric-barrier-john-rogner-chicago-sanitary
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/27/asian-carp-fight-chicago-_n_1304456.html
Report Post »Christianmyson
Posted on April 28, 2012 at 1:53amffffff
Report Post »Netsurfer2
Posted on April 27, 2012 at 11:23pmI’m surprised that they did not mention “snake head fish”, which comes from Asia and has been invading our waters rapidly.
Report Post »Teabunny
Posted on April 27, 2012 at 11:48pmdude…that is one ugly fish!
Report Post »http://www.wild-facts.com/2010/wild-fact-856-a-true-alien-snakehead-fish/
RestoreCapitalism
Posted on April 27, 2012 at 11:12pmWe also have some invasive creatures in the white house we will gladly send to anyone who will take them, with the condition of no returns. They are very well fed and cared for, and I don’t give a &@%$# about how they taste, just keep them.
Report Post »snufy
Posted on April 27, 2012 at 10:50pmWe have plenty of leaches in this country, but I doubt if many of them are edible.
Report Post »boomboom
Posted on April 27, 2012 at 10:59pmWon’t know till we try Mm Mm Mmm Mmmm toasty,
Report Post »CatB
Posted on April 27, 2012 at 11:10pmMaybe the asian carp that will be the next invasion .. will give the lamprey’s something to eat besides the native game fish .. of course the asian carp also threaten the native fish .. and the government isn’t stopping it ….
http://www.mlive.com/environment/index.ssf/2012/04/corps_expands_list_of_options.html
Report Post »lukerw
Posted on April 28, 2012 at 4:14pmAnother gift… from the Asian/European… Poop Machine… that sails the Great Lakes!
Report Post »rsanchez1
Posted on April 27, 2012 at 10:34pmSend them truckloads. We get rid of a pest, and the Canadians get to please their queen, who they still follow for whatever reason, and who actually likes these things, for whatever reason.
Report Post »The-Monk
Posted on April 27, 2012 at 10:33pm“They are often compared to eel and because they are cooked in their own blood they have lost popularity, but I think they taste very nice especially if caught fresh.”
“…especially if caught fresh”?
What’s the second alternative? Caught dead or not fresh? Like the Subway commercial goes… Eat Fresh!
Report Post »CatB
Posted on April 27, 2012 at 11:11pm“filmed before a live studio audience” .. that always kills me .. what if they filmed before a dead one?
Report Post »The Sergeant Major
Posted on April 27, 2012 at 10:30pmIt looks like a member of the current administration. Not sure, but look at the teeth.
Report Post »The-Monk
Posted on April 27, 2012 at 10:36pmAnd the Trout is the tax payer….
Report Post »grimmy
Posted on April 27, 2012 at 10:24pmI wouldnt eat those things with encinoms mouth…….
Report Post »Marci
Posted on April 27, 2012 at 10:33pmThank you for that Grimmy. I needed that!
Report Post »JawaJam
Posted on April 27, 2012 at 10:35pmThat is not possible because it is firmly stuck to Obama Human Centipede style
Report Post »The Sergeant Major
Posted on April 28, 2012 at 12:47amThat is not possible because it is firmly stuck to Obama fourth point of contact
Report Post »momrules
Posted on April 27, 2012 at 10:15pmI guess I just haven’t been that hungry yet.
Report Post »1casawizard
Posted on April 27, 2012 at 10:32pmBring some of em to Jawjah an les BBQ em, an les see what they taste like. On another note, let’s pull their teeth out find out if they are true blood suckers.
Report Post »stumpy68
Posted on April 27, 2012 at 11:08pmI used ti spear them when i was a kid
Report Post »i never thought to try to eat them i was just
trying to thin their numbers the fish in that river
often had multiple sores
lukerw
Posted on April 27, 2012 at 10:13pmI lived in England for a couple of years… and starved for good food :)
Report Post »CatB
Posted on April 27, 2012 at 11:13pmYorkshire pudding … other than that not so much ;-) Tea is good ;-)
Report Post »Aceofshades
Posted on April 27, 2012 at 10:10pmInvasive species – + 1 for the Queen
Report Post »“feral” penned pigs – dead.. because of the government.
NOT A CRAZY
Posted on April 27, 2012 at 10:07pmWatch out because the next thing you know the state DNR and/or the federal USFWS will come down on you and try to cite you with multiple felonies. Just ask Uncle Ted.
Report Post »starman70
Posted on April 27, 2012 at 10:03pmUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHH!!!!!
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