Why Are British Women Taking ‘Chicken Fattening’ Pills?
- Posted on February 15, 2011 at 1:37am by
Mike Opelka
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From the fringes, way out on the edges, comes a story that actually can claim some validity for appearing on the pages of a website that brings hard news to the attention of it’s faithful readers/followers. The opening line of the item caught my eye and then grabbed my imagination;
THOUSANDS of British women are so desperate for a bigger bottom they are risking their lives by taking pills designed to fatten up chickens.
First question, just who is asking ”how do I achieve that elusive bigger bottom look?” Anyone who genuinely craves that information is easily helped by pointing them towards the ice cream aisles in the nearest supermarket. So one could go the delicious ice cream route or, do it the modern way with a pill.
So where would you find such a pill? Thanks to some brilliant repurposing, a drug that had been used to make chickens fatter is now being sold to women who want to look more like Kim Kardashian (from behind). Lest you think I am casting aspersions on Ms. Kardashian, the pills were being advertised on her blog site.
The story from The Sun also makes a startling claim;
The poultry tablets are packed with hormones that have been linked to breast cancer and liver problems in humans.
Would any sane person risk breast cancer or liver problems for the opportunity of creating a more rounded silhouette? Evidently there are many women who might forego the risk as we learned the following;
Now scores of online sites are also offering “herbal” versions of the tablets with names like Star Curves, Big Beautiful Butt Formula, and Brand New Booty pills.
Manufacturers claim that their pills are not the same as the poultry boosters and only contain exotic plant ingredients that mimic their pharmaceutical equivalents.
If you’re thinking, “oh that can’t happen here.” Think again. A quick check of eBay shows that you can buy a 12 month supply of something called the “Booty Enhancement Butt Enlargement Formula BBB” for just under $800.00.
(Personal opinion warning) I would rather spend the $800 on trying a new and different flavor ice cream each and every week for a year.
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spreadcommonsensenot pc
Posted on February 16, 2011 at 9:08amWhy not just shoot “crisco” in the butt?
Report Post »RestoreCapitalism
Posted on February 15, 2011 at 11:46pmJust eating lots of fried chicken should make them look more like Ms Lardassian (from behind), but what about the hormones they put in our food? Nothing is safe to eat anymore.
Report Post »steinie44
Posted on February 15, 2011 at 2:24pmIs this what happened to Mrs. Obama?
Report Post »MadMat62
Posted on February 15, 2011 at 1:33pmSeriously, why aren’t we more appreciative of how God made us? I exercise and take vitamins but this is just…stupid!
Report Post »GEW
Posted on February 15, 2011 at 11:37am…so am I missing something here. Guys, whats with the big bootys. Stop and think gals, what you will look like on the other side of 35.
Report Post »chainj
Posted on February 15, 2011 at 11:23amSo, some things you are just born with and can’t do anything about…like freckles and a round bottom. So, you sit and wait for them to come into style and ride the wave until it is over. Yeah baby!!! ;-)
Report Post »Bluebonnet
Posted on February 15, 2011 at 9:04amAll these women have to do is look at Michelle‘s butt and decide it really isn’t pretty. Besides the chicken fat must go the all the other places, like hips, tummy, waist line. Not a pretty picture.
Report Post »John 3:16
Posted on February 15, 2011 at 8:45amThe re-creation of the “Chicken butt”. Sounds great and it’s cheap. I wonder how Michelle Obama got her fat butt?
Report Post »Doctor Who
Posted on February 15, 2011 at 8:33amSo, no national stereotypes there then….by the way – loved you in the Muppet Show.
Report Post »Gonzo
Posted on February 15, 2011 at 8:14amYou would think they might worry about proprer dental care before having a fat fanny. Pip Pip,Cherio.
Report Post »truthncharity
Posted on February 15, 2011 at 7:34amI‘m glad I have chickens who aren’t pill poppers lol…..the eggs are better than store bought too.
Report Post »Doctor Who
Posted on February 15, 2011 at 7:40amJust a warning but this story is from the Sun (run by Rupert Murdoch the Australian who runs Fox news) – it’s not April 1st but…….
Report Post »chasbronson
Posted on February 15, 2011 at 7:29amDid I miss something?Since When did it become desirable to have a big ugly Butt?Gross.
Report Post »BoilitDown
Posted on February 15, 2011 at 6:53amExtremely poor judgement and completely screwed up priorities cause this nonsensical behavior. I used to think the human race was getting smarter but behavior like this flies in the face of that theory.
Report Post »awizard
Posted on February 15, 2011 at 6:30amIt’s England, they’ve always been a little er … “Backward” … (failed attempt at a “pun” … think about it ; )
Report Post »lillianrose
Posted on February 15, 2011 at 7:43pmlol!
Report Post »Nervous Investor
Posted on February 15, 2011 at 6:14amThis is NOT New. The practice of many Jamaican girls (usually amongst those who follow the “Dance Hall” music genre and attend those events) of taking “Fowl Pill” to “Big Up Dem Batty an‘ Dem Ches’” from a very early age has been prevalent for decades – maybe from as early as the 1980s. Immensely foolish practice – but not new.
Report Post »Cherynn
Posted on February 15, 2011 at 3:39amYep,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,ice cream works, damn it
Report Post »Marylou7
Posted on February 15, 2011 at 5:09amLOL sooooo true but what a way to gain. Yes, indeed…my drug of choice, ice cream (Butter Pecan.)
Report Post »lillianrose
Posted on February 15, 2011 at 6:54amDitto! I also like cheesecake with cherries or berries or even crepes. I feel hungry now!
Report Post »Bluebonnet
Posted on February 15, 2011 at 9:08amDarn it. Butter Pecan is my favorite and I refuse to buy it anymore because I can’t leave it alone. Tell these stupid gals in UK to eat ice cream and forget the chicken fat. Not a flattering look, really. Just notice the next photo of Michelle O.
Report Post »islandlady
Posted on February 15, 2011 at 3:15amOh My Goodness!!!! Don’t they know all they have to do is make Rice Krispie Treats for their kids and
Report Post »eat the whole Pan!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Unfortunately I do know a housewife that has done this for years.
She is no married to her house more than her husband, sad but true.
She use to do tv now she does radio, sad but true.
WAR PIGS CRAWLING
Posted on February 15, 2011 at 3:44amI’m guessing east coast island???
Report Post »southernloyalty
Posted on February 15, 2011 at 3:05amThis is disgusting. Destroying their lives so they can achieve the goal of having a big disgusting “ghetto booty.” I hope they all suffer terrible consequences for being stupid.
Report Post »blanco
Posted on February 15, 2011 at 6:39amHopefully these “geniuses” will be taken out of the gene pool soon!!!!
Report Post »lillianrose
Posted on February 15, 2011 at 7:02amUnfortunately so many are unhappy with themselves that they are destroying themselves. Look at all the famous people who have had surgery on their faces. One horrible case comes to mind- cant think of her name but looks like a cat, or those with too many face lifts (including joan rivers), injections to reduce wrinkles, resculpturing (mj), chemical treatments, they can and have gone bad, it is just disgusting!
Report Post »Moment of Clarity
Posted on February 15, 2011 at 2:50amhey – Michelle takes Boot with great results – must be good for you!
Report Post »amerbur
Posted on February 15, 2011 at 2:42amNow I am concerned. If that chickens are taking the pill, am I also when I eat the chicken. Could the very food I eat to try to slim down be contributing to a bigger butt>
Report Post »james1371
Posted on February 15, 2011 at 2:50amyep, its the hopped up chickens that are making me fat! have to sue the chicken farmers!
Report Post »home_of_the_brave
Posted on February 15, 2011 at 3:22amNo, she makes a good point. If this is what chickens are eating and we are eating the chickens, and their eggs are we putting ourselves at an increased risk for breast cancer or liver failure? Where is the FDA on this one?
Report Post »LadyIzShy
Posted on February 15, 2011 at 6:24amnothing would surprise me.. now i will blame chicken and not PB M&Ms..lol
singin.. fat bottom girls you make the rockin world go round
Report Post »searching for the Truth
Posted on February 15, 2011 at 6:42amYes!
Report Post »EP46
Posted on February 15, 2011 at 8:38amCheck with flotus………she must take these…or eat-a-lot-a-chicken …lol
Report Post »mcfinch
Posted on February 15, 2011 at 2:26amThat is kind of weird but they are British so it makes sense.
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Report Post »colonial10
Posted on February 15, 2011 at 2:19amRidiculous!! That’s what you get when television becomes your God!!!
Report Post »WAR PIGS CRAWLING
Posted on February 15, 2011 at 3:11amLOL….Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin’ world go round…
Report Post »Gonzo
Posted on February 15, 2011 at 8:13amGet on your bikes and ride!
Report Post »Cemoto78
Posted on February 15, 2011 at 8:13amMore padding while you wait for your entitlement checks…STUPID
Report Post »tower7femacamp
Posted on February 15, 2011 at 10:14amdon’t they have Long john Silvers over there ?
Report Post »or McDonald’s ? or Popeye’s Fried Chicken ?
Beer ? Donuts ? Send them to American for a few months.
independentvoteril
Posted on February 15, 2011 at 1:24pmSome are trying to make their bottoms look BIGGER and MICHELLE is trying to make her’s look smaller (along with many other women in the U.S.)… it’s FUNNY.. and mostly in your DNA.. who’s to say the extra weight will go to your bottom??? what if it stops at the belly or drops to the thighs?? Do they keep taking them??? INSANE..
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