Wife Caught Trying to Smuggle Husband Out of Mexican Prison…in a Suitcase
- Posted on July 5, 2011 at 8:49am by
Jonathon M. Seidl
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CHETUMAL, Mexico (AP) — Police say a woman was caught trying to sneak her common-law-husband out of a Mexican prison in a suitcase following a conjugal visit.
A spokesman for police in the Caribbean state of Quintana Roo says staff at the prison in Chetumal noticed that the woman seemed nervous and was pulling a black, wheeled suitcase that looked bulky.
Spokesman Gerardo Campos said Monday that prison guards checked the bag of 19-year-old Maria del Mar Arjona and found inmate Juan Ramirez Tijerina curled up inside in the fetal position.

Prison inmate Juan Ramirez Tijerina is curled inside a suitcase after he tried to escape from prison with the help of his girlfriend following a conjugal visit in Chetumal, Mexico.
Ramirez is serving a 20-year sentence for a 2007 conviction for illegal weapons possession.
Arjona was arrested and charges are pending.


















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thegodfather
Posted on July 5, 2011 at 11:14amShe never would have fit him in the overhead bin
Report Post »Fight for America
Posted on July 5, 2011 at 10:57amI hear that Van der Sloot who most suredly killed Natalie Holloway and killed the young woman ? South America – has also been allowed sex visits and the woman is pregnant.
IF IT”S TRUE – oh, joy, we allowed another jerk to procreate just so he can relieve his sexual tension in prison.
Again, there are times when I think we are a race of idiots.
Report Post »nomercy63
Posted on July 5, 2011 at 10:57amLOL!! Another bunch of dumb damn Mexicans!!!!
Report Post »Spinolio
Posted on July 5, 2011 at 10:52amNow he’s not even going to get his conjugal visit, because his wife will likely be in a different prison.
Report Post »URKiddinMee
Posted on July 5, 2011 at 2:04pmNot to woryy, the Mexican Prison Guards will take care of THAT!
Report Post »Triple tap
Posted on July 5, 2011 at 10:50amLet me guess, if the escape was successful the next step in the paln was crossing the U.S. border.
Report Post »alina.bolero
Posted on July 5, 2011 at 10:32amA 20-year sentence for “illegal weapons possession”? He was not convicted of USING THEM to commit a crime, just having them. If we keep up our current course, it won’t be long before we start having to serve 20-year sentences for possession of a gun!
I feel sorry for this guy and his wife. He did NOTHING to hurt anyone else!
Report Post »smirk1956
Posted on July 6, 2011 at 2:57amits mexico dear. they can arrest you there for being stupid ( as in dumb, blonde, p.i.t.a.,) if they so choose; especially if you are a foreigner.
Report Post »The Gooch
Posted on July 5, 2011 at 10:22amUm… why the hell was she allowed to take a suit case in to begin with?
Report Post »I give this effort a strong C+… maybe a B-.
One thing is for sure: They’re together now in spirit if not body.
Smile for the camera, brother! Your 15 minutes are here!
BuckleUpAmerica
Posted on July 5, 2011 at 9:51amwhat jail or prison would let someone bring a suitcase in? for what reason?
Report Post »Salamander
Posted on July 5, 2011 at 10:11amObviously, you’ve never had a conjugal visit!
Report Post »miren
Posted on July 5, 2011 at 9:28amWhat a Sucker!
Report Post »Darla_K
Posted on July 5, 2011 at 9:28amDoes this mean that the conjugal visits are no more?
Report Post »Mr. Oshawott
Posted on July 5, 2011 at 9:17amI didn’t know suitcases are capable of fitting a human being.
Report Post »jeff.cooper
Posted on July 5, 2011 at 9:13amI smell a new marketing campaign for Samsonite!
Report Post »Salamander
Posted on July 5, 2011 at 10:10amCan’t you just see a bunch of ape-like, knuckle dragging baggage handlers tossing the bag around like a salmon in a Seattle fish market!
Report Post »SREGN
Posted on July 5, 2011 at 9:12amAfter seeing how many they can pack into a car, I‘m surprised it wasn’t two in the suitcase.
Report Post »psst
Posted on July 5, 2011 at 9:02amI’ve heard of “Have Gun Will Travel”
Report Post »But really, “Have Suitcase Will Travel is more realistic.
The 64$ ? was, did he get to have his phpiece before he was trussed up in the suitcase?
I think a suitcase mfg company should sign this pair to do commercials for their product..
Our suitcase takes a phdicking and still keeps on rock & rolling.
NHABE64
Posted on July 5, 2011 at 9:02amHa! Ha! Now that is a woman who missed her man! Ha! Very creative, nice try. Too bad she didn’t make it as it certainly must be true love even if not a bit stupid.
Report Post »RIGHTHOOK
Posted on July 5, 2011 at 9:00amThis is about a Mexican criminal in a Mexican prison. I could not care less about this and am disappointed I opened the link to the article. Okay, it does have some levity, I will give it that……
Report Post »Islesfordian
Posted on July 5, 2011 at 8:58amThat’s ONE way to avoid the groping hands of the TSA.
Report Post »empleh
Posted on July 5, 2011 at 12:15pmEven after in being prison he is more scared of the TSA, that tell you something?
Report Post »Ron_WA
Posted on July 5, 2011 at 8:58amIf he’s that small throw him back & keep fishin’
Report Post »Skippy Toes
Posted on July 5, 2011 at 8:58amHm :)
Report Post »Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
Posted on July 5, 2011 at 8:56amCreative…I wonder if they were getting ready to smuggle Obama out of the US when his time in office is over and he faces criminal prosecution for his actions.
Report Post »nacilbuper
Posted on July 5, 2011 at 8:55amA human burrito.
Report Post »SpankDaMonkey
Posted on July 5, 2011 at 8:55am.
Report Post »That must have been One Hell of a conjugal visit. But if he is small enough to fit in a suitcase, is he hung like a circus freak?
RN MOM
Posted on July 5, 2011 at 8:55amThat’s just plain demoralizing. I guess her husband hasn’t stopped “packing”. I wonder what the airline fee for this one is. LOL
Report Post »TRONINTHEMORNING
Posted on July 5, 2011 at 8:53amToo much; just too much.
Report Post »joe conservative
Posted on July 5, 2011 at 8:50amAt least they used a little imagination. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jn__rVWG65A
Report Post »hersey10
Posted on July 5, 2011 at 9:01amWhat a couple of losers .
Report Post »Obama Bin Lying
Posted on July 5, 2011 at 9:42amI bet they have been doing this at the border for years
Report Post »Doveea
Posted on July 5, 2011 at 10:25am20 yr sentence for illegal weapons possession? If its illegal how did he get it in the first place? Hurm… How effective are them gun laws in Mexico??? Lets ask La Raza shall we?
Report Post »banjarmon
Posted on July 5, 2011 at 12:32pmWould that fit under the seat in front of you?
Report Post »nysparkie
Posted on July 5, 2011 at 2:04pmjoe conservative: NOW we know exactly how so many are getting into our country. Illinois congressman Gutierrez is bringing em in every time he travels south of the border. We need the USBP to start to stop him upon entry back into the US.
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