Crime

Wild Arrest Video: Naked Man Begs to Roll Down Hill Like a Worm, Tries to Eat Gum Off Sidewalk

Remember those “this is your brain on drugs” commercials. Well, this is your brain on drugs.

A naked man apparently high as a kite was arrested in front of the home of supermodel Miranda Kerr and her beau, Orland Bloom, on June 12. And there’s video to show just how crazy his antics were.

“I’m going to roll down the hill,” he says. “Let me inch like an inch worm! Let me inch like an inch worm!” Soon after, he notices a piece of gum stuck to the sidewalk and tries to eat it while police are cuffing him: “Oh, there’s a piece of gum!”

TMZ has the video:

L.A. Weekly has more:

While on the cartops, photos posted to Reddit show him trying to gnaw off the radio antennae of a nice silver Toyota.

The UK Mirror reports that he was then “tackled to the ground by police near to Hollywood star Orlando Bloom’s home after screaming that he was high on drugs.”

LAPD responders reportedly found him face-down in the street with his arms out, mimicking an airplane.

“But when officers tried to approach the deranged individual,” writes the Mirror, “he dived head-first into a shrubbery, leaving just his naked legs hanging out of the bushes.”

And yes, there are pictures:

Naked Man Arrested Outside Miranda Kerrs Home

You can see more pictures here. If you dare.

It’s not clear if the man was actually on drugs as he claimed, but as we’ve seen recently, it’s not uncommon for people high on “bath salts” to strip naked.

Comments (44)

  • MicoElvis
    Posted on June 22, 2012 at 8:51pm

    Inchworm, Inchworm, Measuring the marigolds, seems to me you’d stop to see how beautiful they are….

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    • db321
      Posted on June 23, 2012 at 11:21am

      We are going to miss this guy. He was one of our best Occupiers. He had a great arm to throw bricks at the Racist Police and he could poop on a Cop car at will. Poor Will!

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  • sasquatch08
    Posted on June 22, 2012 at 4:11pm

    Well one thing is for sure; bath salts are a highly (pun intended) entertaining drug… at least for those of us smart enough not to use it.

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  • MRMANN
    Posted on June 22, 2012 at 11:49am

    . . . or maybe he went off his meds

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  • scrudge
    Posted on June 22, 2012 at 9:32am

    Ah Yes….. another demo. comes out of the closet

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  • LameLiberals
    Posted on June 22, 2012 at 7:16am

    This guy wasn’t taking “taking bath salts”. If he was, he would be trying to eat people – not gum off a sidewalk.

    How humiliating to have a video like this FOREVER on the internet – this is worse than that video of David Hasselhuf drunk eating a hamburger from the floor.

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  • Detroit paperboy
    Posted on June 22, 2012 at 7:09am

    Whatever happen to smokin a joint , drinking a beer and just kicin back with some Steely Dan ? Freaks.

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    • db321
      Posted on June 23, 2012 at 11:22am

      Great idea! I think I will do that today.

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  • KStret
    Posted on June 22, 2012 at 3:33am

    At least he attempted to eat sidewalk gum instead of someone’s face….

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  • so.cal4me
    Posted on June 22, 2012 at 12:32am

    Another Obama voter ! Hurry up and call ACORN, so they can get over to the police station and get him registered to vote !!!

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    • PATTY HENRY
      Posted on June 22, 2012 at 3:05am

      This is EVIL running rampant! This is danger for all of us. I have no clue what bathsalts is/are but we
      simply have to stop this. I guess I’ll have to look it up. This is inhuman activity; I‘m sure it’s horrendously dangerous. It‘s to the point that we can’t let our kids/our grandkids even our pets out on the streets… The world is upside down. Obama’s reign has done nothing to protect any of us-it has just made every thing so much worse. We really need to realize we’re ALL under total assault and at any moment things could be so dangerous for us, our families. Think about how you can protect you/yours and then do it. This is not going to stay in the ‘slummy’ areas for long. Good Grief.

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    • KStret
      Posted on June 22, 2012 at 3:57am

      Pat,
      Bath salt is a legal designer drug that comes from China. It’s a drug that has been chemically engineered to be a like the drugs PCP, cocaine, and methamphetamine. It is also really addictive. All you have to do is go to one of those shops that sells bongs and you can buy soothing relaxing bath salts that may give you an uncontrollable urge to eat human flesh. The more press this gets the more moronic teenagers are going to try it. Here is the best part….it’s legal. What could possibly go wrong with that?

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  • AChatterer
    Posted on June 22, 2012 at 12:28am

    I am an inch worm on bath salts and I find this article very amusing.

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  • Pilgrimsarbour
    Posted on June 22, 2012 at 12:15am

    Uggggh! I really don’t want to see man butt!

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  • 4xeverything
    Posted on June 22, 2012 at 12:13am

    I have been shocked, been in disbelief, been disgusted, and been totally outraged. I’m really not sure how many more stages there are but, this trend has become so outrageous that I can‘t seem to comprehend the utter inhumanity that I’m witnessing. If this isn’t the complete and total disintegration of society then, I don’t know what is. At first, it was weird, then a disgusting trend of drug abuse but now, it seems that a drugged-up moral decay of society is taking over. I have a good sense of humorous but this is no longer funny. It has become extremely scarey. Last night, I was watching Tosh.0. Mostly stupid, I know. There was a woman walking around a supermarket completely named. I was disgusted to realize that she was high on bath salts. Iguess what I’m trying to say is; what is this world coming to? I’m truly asking. Can someone give me an answer? I’m far from naive but, this has me in a true crisis of humanity.

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    • Pilgrimsarbour
      Posted on June 22, 2012 at 12:21am

      Some will say that the end is near and that the Bible has predicted it. That is not my theological position, though it could be true nonetheless. What I think is more accurate is to say that our nation is under judgement and these are just the latest and increasingly bizarre incidents we can expect to see as our society literally falls apart for its lack of repentance for its accepted gross sins: drug abuse, physical/sexual/verbal abuse, abortion, infanticide, murder, the elevation of sexual sin to a special class-protected status which, if opposed by the Church, can land you in prison.

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    • NancyBee
      Posted on June 22, 2012 at 12:53pm

      Satan is alive and well living in a city near you. Unfortunately that statement is true. This world is satan’s masterpiece..he has one goal…..to establish his dominion in human hearts world-wide.

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  • Cymry
    Posted on June 21, 2012 at 11:54pm

    these bizzare episodes of behavior being reported in the news are strikingly similar to accounts of demonic possession in the bible.

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    • YourVoiceMatters
      Posted on June 22, 2012 at 12:17am

      the root word is the same for drugs as satanic possesion in the greek. It has been a long time ago that i read up on it but when i realized this i thought makes a whole lot of sense…and what ever is in this stuff they are taking reminds me of some wild lsd they had in the early 70′s that people wound up in mental institutions totally losing all reason! then you read about the wild man of Gadera it reads the same as they act today on this new drug…and the demon was called legion because he was the leader of over a thousand that filled this man and destroyed his life up to that point (acted out and people were terrorized by him! he lived in a graveyard) then Jesus delivered him! It is horrific to see them under the infleuence~like the man being eaten alive..evil unleashed…

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    • blackyb
      Posted on June 22, 2012 at 12:49am

      That is really what they are. The drugs are just triggering it. Psychoanalysis is just, for the most part a psueo science and is treated by mostly more drugs. Modern people do not call it what it is, but it is like demon possession. That is what they called it in the Holy Bible. The rebellion of taking drugs and having your mind and conscious seared leaves all kinds of physical and mental hobbling. These drugs are not accident and are the reason many in the Mid East act so crazy and war and fight all the time. They worship death. They are like the walking dead when drugs take over. This is what modern society has given the youth. This must be eradicated, but can only be won by prayer and knowing to keep your children close and educate them on the Holy Bible that is being fast tracked away from people at an alarming rate. This socializing needs to be kept to a minimum and meet only for the good of the community. Children should not be allowed to run so free. Their lives and futures are at stake. Their role models in schools are coming from generations of drug users.

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  • GoodStuff
    Posted on June 21, 2012 at 11:23pm

    Ain’t multiculturalism great!?!?

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    • blackyb
      Posted on June 22, 2012 at 1:13am

      God separated these people of different languages and ethnics for a reason. No doubt they do not, have not and will not ever get along.

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  • hayesstephen
    Posted on June 21, 2012 at 10:56pm

    Those people are the lowest of the low. Their mom an dad must be very proud of the creeps they raised.. A human being is quite out of his mind and those slime ball thinks it funny as hell. In England back in the day when people weren’t as enlightened as we are, they would bring lunatics to parties for entertainment. My how we have progressed. When a human being is an object of amusement because of physical or mental defect God help our Country. How can those sorry excuse for humans can laugh at the man is beyond me. There is something very wrong with those creatures. I am so disgusted by those creatures I’m sick at heart.
    Oh by the way, so what if that man is legal, illegal, he’s a human being in trouble and needs help, not those filthy creeps laughing. There is nothing worse than White Liberal Trash. For WLT’s nothing is too gross or demeaning, they will be the death of us all. God in your mercy save our Glorious Republic. You are our only hope.

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  • dealer@678
    Posted on June 21, 2012 at 10:40pm

    Can you imagine how many anchor babies this guy has spawned

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  • Black Manta
    Posted on June 21, 2012 at 10:39pm

    It’s more to it than bath salt…They’re telling you what they want you to hear….WAKE UP PEOPLE…

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  • dealer@678
    Posted on June 21, 2012 at 10:33pm

    Those California illegal mexicans are funny

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    • hayesstephen
      Posted on June 21, 2012 at 10:59pm

      Shame on you. Do not take delight in another’s suffering. Karma may one day come knocking at YOUR door.

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  • David Foxfire
    Posted on June 21, 2012 at 10:08pm

    Man, Bath Salts are becomming the Smack of the 21st Century.

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  • cosmic dogma
    Posted on June 21, 2012 at 9:54pm

    Bath salts, for when you want to REALLY lose your mind.

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  • Meyvn
    Posted on June 21, 2012 at 9:49pm

    Let me guess… Bath salts. Apparently he wasn’t hungry.

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    • hatchetjob
      Posted on June 21, 2012 at 10:09pm

      Gosh, what if a dog pile had been on the sidewalk? Would he have tried to eat it?

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  • scuba13
    Posted on June 21, 2012 at 9:44pm

    This is what happens when you mix drugs and Encinom.

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  • JACKTHETOAD
    Posted on June 21, 2012 at 9:40pm

    “Hello from the cracks in the sidewalks in NYC” – This ain’t the summer of Sam. (remember David Berserkowitz? Hoo boy. We need a moose, dollnik. Plenty of squirrels.)

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    • hayesstephen
      Posted on June 21, 2012 at 11:04pm

      By your post I predict that one day ( if it hasn’t happened already) you may very well be in a condition that you will need help and you’ll hear laughter. Karma can be a real bitch you dolt. Be warned.

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    • JACKTHETOAD
      Posted on June 22, 2012 at 1:59am

      I’ll be fine. Will you?

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  • Freedombeliever
    Posted on June 21, 2012 at 9:39pm

    Well at least he didn‘t try to eat someone’s face off!

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    • KStret
      Posted on June 22, 2012 at 3:36am

      I said the same thing but you beat me to it…

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  • oneshiner
    Posted on June 21, 2012 at 9:39pm

    If this fool has a mom & dad, I bet they are very proud of him. not!

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  • rickc34
    Posted on June 21, 2012 at 9:36pm

    Sounds like the perfect cell mate for Sandusky

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