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Woman Bandit Disguises Appearance By Drawing Beard on Her Face

At quick, first glance this may appear like a man (sort of):

Woman Bandit Disguises Appearance By Drawing Beard on Her Face

But the black “beard” on this “man’s” face didn’t fool the gas stations owners “he” tried to rob. See, the “he” is really a she who tried to disguise her appearance by using a marker to draw a beard on her face:

CBS 13 reports:

Modesto police are searching for a woman who robbed a gas station dressed as a man, complete with a fake beard she had drawn on her face.

The heist took place at about 9:30 Wednesday night at the Chevron on Fifth Street. The thinly disguised woman showed the clerk a gun and demanded money from him.

“He was like ‘No, no it’s a real beard.’ I was like ‘No, it’s definitely a fake beard drawn on,’” said Rahda Sharma, the station’s owner.

Cops said the bearded bandit not only tried to look like a man, but she tried to sound tough, too, by deepening her voice.

She only got away with a small amount of cash before pedaling off on her getaway bike.

“We were upset of course, but it was also kind of like, wow, this is like the wildest thing probably we’ve seen here,” said Sharma.

Comments (37)

  • mrsmileyface
    Posted on April 16, 2011 at 11:58am

    Ummmmmmmmm ya.

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  • teddrunk
    Posted on April 16, 2011 at 6:53am

    She wouldn’t need to draw on facial hair if she had a bit of Italian or Greek in her ancestry.

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  • headbtweenlegs
    Posted on April 15, 2011 at 8:10pm

    That looks just like me…

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  • headbtweenlegs
    Posted on April 15, 2011 at 8:08pm

    Michelle is disguised as food police..

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  • thegreatcarnac
    Posted on April 15, 2011 at 5:09pm

    Let’s see.. A woman ..disguised as a man…..robbing a gas station…with a getaway bike…….She has to be a democrat and an obama supporter. A woman with apparent lesbian tendencies…..too lazy to work….worried about polluting so riding a bicycle…….Yeah…she’s a democrat.

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  • Eblaze44
    Posted on April 15, 2011 at 4:12pm

    Showtime That is so well said it’s worth repeating over and over again.

    There are always too many Democratic congressmen, too many Republican congressmen, and never enough U.S. Congressmen. ~ Author Unknown

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  • timej31
    Posted on April 15, 2011 at 2:36pm

    Progressives

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  • marine249
    Posted on April 15, 2011 at 2:06pm

    check it out did she have a panty line

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    • Showtime
      Posted on April 15, 2011 at 2:30pm

      ROFL!
      You would be the one to ask, wouldn’t you? She didn’t look all that great to check for yourself?

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  • hightide
    Posted on April 15, 2011 at 1:53pm

    idiot

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  • smak
    Posted on April 15, 2011 at 1:45pm

    She must vote Republican.

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    • BetterDays
      Posted on April 15, 2011 at 1:54pm

      She’s a troll, she posts here under the screen name SMAK….shhhhhhh she might be here!

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  • WeTheHomers
    Posted on April 15, 2011 at 1:42pm

    Definitely NOT George Bush this time!

    Looks Middle Eastern but the bike says Mexican.

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  • vennoye
    Posted on April 15, 2011 at 1:40pm

    You know she was really smart about this……..that is why her getaway vehicle was a bicycle!!!

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  • Sam Brown
    Posted on April 15, 2011 at 1:33pm

    Looks like a man trying to be a woman hiding the woman he is trying to be… what a confusing world.

    Sammy

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  • kindling
    Posted on April 15, 2011 at 1:32pm

    She would have looked more like a guy if she had not used the marker. Just don’t put on the pounds of make-up it would have taken to look like a girl. Maybe a little 5:00 shadow would have done the trick.

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  • geonj
    Posted on April 15, 2011 at 1:23pm

    here’s one for olberman

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  • BetterDays
    Posted on April 15, 2011 at 1:22pm

    Add your comments

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    • Showtime
      Posted on April 15, 2011 at 1:30pm

      Thank you! I shall:

      There are always too many Democratic congressmen, too many Republican congressmen, and never enough U.S. Congressmen. ~ Author Unknown

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  • BetterDays
    Posted on April 15, 2011 at 1:21pm

    Indelible ink I hope?
    Lady I ink you should have found a job.
    What an inky idea.
    Big ink at local store, film at 11.
    It was bush’s fault… ( foolish dream )

    Glad no one seems to have been injured.

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    • Showtime
      Posted on April 15, 2011 at 1:38pm

      Lets Take a take a stand!!!

      Go GREEN: Recycle Congress!
      Borders: Closed…
      Energy: Drill at home
      Language: English only…
      Culture: Constitution, and the Bill of Rights!!!
      Drug Free: Make a drug screen mandatory for anyone on welfare and/or food stamps!
      NO freebies to Non-Citizens!

      Report Post » Showtime  
    • BetterDays
      Posted on April 15, 2011 at 1:53pm

      @Showtime:
      Sign me up !
      But how about freebies for only those who can’t provide for themselves with proven disabilities as well as no non citizens.

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    • grandmaof5
      Posted on April 15, 2011 at 2:06pm

      Ah, SHOWTIME, you liked that email too, huh? That came from your fellow cemetary student here in FL.

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    • Anonymous T. Irrelevant
      Posted on April 15, 2011 at 2:18pm

      I’m with you on that! In fact, that should be on the Tea Party’s charter.

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    • Showtime
      Posted on April 15, 2011 at 2:25pm

      Saint Peter was at the Pearly Gates when 40 people from Detroit arrived. Never having seen Detroiters at heaven’s door, Saint Peter said he’d have to check with God.

      Well, God instructed him to admit the 10 most virtuous people from the group.A few minutes later, Saint Peter returned to God, breathless, and said, “They’re gone!“ ”The Detroiters are gone?” asked God.

      “No!” replied Saint Peter. “The Pearly Gates!

      Report Post » Showtime  
    • Showtime
      Posted on April 15, 2011 at 2:27pm

      @grandmaof5
      Posted on April 15, 2011 at 2:06pm
      Ah, SHOWTIME, you liked that email too, huh? That came from your fellow cemetary student here in FL.
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      Yeah, I DID!!! Had to type in where the antimated words were. Thanks!

      Report Post » Showtime  
  • theonefromabove
    Posted on April 15, 2011 at 1:21pm

    Pretty sneaky but a good disguise.

    http://politicalbowl.com – Political Videos

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    • chirodoc007
      Posted on April 15, 2011 at 1:26pm

      This is the type of disguise that looks better and probably fools more folks on film than it fools in person. The difference between 2D photos and 3D live interaction is dramatic.

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    • afishfarted
      Posted on April 15, 2011 at 1:34pm

      ummmmmmm so how would the silly lady desquise her voice? I mean, can you imagine a high squeaky voice behind a beard sayin “Give me yo money”. Now there’s a chuckle

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    • J.C. McGlynn
      Posted on April 15, 2011 at 1:36pm

      Looks like a comic version of Weepy Keithy Oblubberonman.

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    • Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
      Posted on April 15, 2011 at 1:59pm

      I will admit this one is a good attempt for a disguise, one of the more original ones I have heard of on the news services.

      @Chirodoc007:

      Indeed, the 2D pictures are more convincing to the fooling side for it to be a ‘man’ instead of it being of a woman. However, I have known one person, she was able on many occasions to pass off as a man at parties, even around those who knew her very well.

      This lady though, not so fortunate.

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    • hersey10
      Posted on April 15, 2011 at 2:09pm

      I knew a few gals that had beards that WERE NOT drawn on . (insert dry heave)

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    • Anonymous T. Irrelevant
      Posted on April 15, 2011 at 2:16pm

      I hope she used a PERMANENT marker, hahahahahahaha!

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    • Professional Infidel
      Posted on April 15, 2011 at 2:44pm

      Looks like my girlfriend up !!

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    • Professional Infidel
      Posted on April 15, 2011 at 2:45pm

      up close.

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    • GODSAMERICA
      Posted on April 15, 2011 at 6:27pm

      @J.C. McGlynn
      Actually I would have to say that this is a more manly version.

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    • Rollo2
      Posted on April 16, 2011 at 10:23pm

      Not that good, the clerk saw through it with a piston pointed at him.

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