Crime

Yikes: Scorned Dentist Pulls Out ALL of Ex-Boyfriend’s Teeth

Just days after breaking up with one woman for another, it‘s probably best not to employ the former’s services as a dentist.  Though, to 45-year-old Marek Olszewski’s credit, no one could have expected what would ensue.

Dentist Anna Mackowiak Pulls Out ALL of Ex Boyfriend Marek Olszewskis Teeth

Subject not pictured, though possibly how he would have looked (Photo: Specialist Dentist Group)

Anna Mackowiak, 34, is under investigation for medical malpractice and could face three years in jail after giving her ex-boyfriend a heavy dose of anaesthetic and pulling out all of his teeth when he turned up at her surgery with a toothache.  She apparently sent him on his way none the wiser afterwards, still numb in the face and completely wrapped in bandages. 

This all happened in their town of their town of Wroclaw, Poland, but “a woman scorned” is a familiar cross-cultural universal.  

“I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions,” she remarked, according to the Daily Mail.  “But when I saw him lying there I just thought, ‘What a bas*ard.’”

Olszewski explained how it occurred in his point of view: “I knew something was wrong because when I woke up I couldn’t feel any teeth and my jaw was strapped up with bandages…She told me my mouth was numb and I wouldn’t be able to feel anything for a while and that the bandage was there to protect the gums, but that I would need to see a specialist.”

“I didn’t have any reason to doubt her, I mean I thought she was a professional,” he said. 

“But when I got home I looked in the mirror and couldn’t f****** believe it.  The b**** had emptied my mouth.” 

And if that’s not bad enough, Olszewski‘s new girlfriend has apparently dumped him because she doesn’t want a toothless boyfriend.

“And I’m going to have to pay a fortune on getting indents or something,” he concluded resignedly.

Comments (104)

  • Steev
    Posted on April 28, 2012 at 6:02pm

    Hey, the “ Bumble ” on Rudolph the red nosed reindeer went on to be usefull after Herbie detoothed him, soooo – i really don’t see the problem. lol Seriously though, i wonder if this guy was born stupid or it was a slow and tedious trek down to the level of stupid, i’m tempted to say “ if only she had cut his nutts off instead she would have been doing the gene pool a favor by not letting him reproduce ” , but she’s obviously not the brightest either.

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    • The-Monk
      Posted on April 28, 2012 at 6:07pm

      @Steev
      Beware…. Bumbles bounce! : )

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    • JP4JOY
      Posted on April 28, 2012 at 6:20pm

      While vacationing in Finland in 1977 a local man had assaulted his girlfriend while he was extremely drunk, he then passed out, at which point the young lady put 47 sewing needles through his pecker. When he woke up he had to get medical assistance to have them all removed. Vengeance can be a painful thing.

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    • gena t
      Posted on April 28, 2012 at 7:08pm

      Hahaha, the guy takes the cake for stupidity. Guess once the guy was out she just couldn’t resist the temptation.And the best part was the new girlfriend dumping him cause she doesn’t like toothless men. Gosh what a jewel she must be. Three jerks, actually. Sounds like they all deserved each other.

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    • Detroit paperboy
      Posted on April 28, 2012 at 10:46pm

      What a dumbass…. If you go the girl you just dumped for dental work , you deserve what you get….. Woman can be extremely evil………when they have been scorned !!!!!

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    • SgtB
      Posted on April 29, 2012 at 1:51am

      So what all of you are saying is that bodily mutilation of a human being is okay and it can be blamed on the victim… so long as it is a woman who is doing the malicious act of mutilation? Yeah, you all sound like real winners. Maybe the guy’s judgement was flawed by utilizing his ex as his dentist, but, did any of you stop and ask yourselves what kind of medical system Poland has? Do you know for sure that in the socialized scheme of Polish medicine that he could go to another dentist without having to wait an excruciatingly long time? I’m not going to pretend to know more that I do, but the story doesn’t mention if he met her because she was his assigned dentist or anything else.

      Just know that any of you saying this guy got what he deserved deserve no less than to have your molars removed sans anesthetic.

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    • TROONORTH
      Posted on April 29, 2012 at 10:00am

      I had heard in high school that ‘withdrawal’ was an effective form of birth control. It seems that it works! Who knew!?!??

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    • minorityconservative2
      Posted on April 29, 2012 at 11:28am

      @ TROO Too funny!

      This is really stupid though. She of course should not have done that to him. It is ironic that he leaves her for this other woman and that this other woman is so superficial that she leaves him for not having any teeth. Now he sees how committed this other woman was, not at all, just like him.

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    • Secret Squirrel
      Posted on April 29, 2012 at 9:48pm

      .
      She needs to do hard time.

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    • Rohawk
      Posted on April 29, 2012 at 10:17pm

      That happened shortly after the elf had become INDEPENDENT! That must be the link!

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  • heavyduty
    Posted on April 28, 2012 at 6:00pm

    He is real lucky she didn’t castrate him! You can live without teeth.

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    • CatB
      Posted on April 28, 2012 at 6:53pm

      Dumb move on his part .. real dumb

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    • gena t
      Posted on April 28, 2012 at 7:12pm

      I still think Ms Bobbit should have a shrine built to her that all women should visit with their daughters once in their lifetime. I think she did more to stop spousal abuse than all the social workers, judges, police, etc, in the history of this country. Now a guy who gets drunk and beats his wife has to think, do I want to go to bed in this house or move out. And they have to worry if they will be all there when they wake up. some might even think enough ahead to stop before beating the wife so they know they will have all parts intact when they come to from the drunk.

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    • lukerw
      Posted on April 28, 2012 at 7:21pm

      Dentists are Crazy — My favorite was Doc Holiday :)

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    • Al Gator
      Posted on April 28, 2012 at 7:26pm

      @Gena T

      Recent studies prove that females are far more violent than males in domestic situations. 51 to 48% its the FEMALE who initiates the violence.

      So, you hate men so much that you can justify physical mutilation? I recommend you seek professional help before you harm some person.

      Gena T, I know you hate men as much as you can, but women beating the hell out of men happens MORE OFTEN than the other way around.

      So maybe we should condone violated men dismembering the offending female?

      You have serious issues!, Get help before you hurt someone.

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    • mauijonny
      Posted on April 29, 2012 at 4:07am

      Right, Al. I see men getting beat up ALL the time by women. In fact, men should open up their own domestic violence shelters…You keep telling yourself that, pal.

      That aside: How insecure do you have to be to go see the chick you just dumped, and be the chick who does something like this??? I got totally screwed over by someone (who among us hasn’t?) and have throughly enjoyed watching God take care of it :D I know. I shouldn’t. But…whatever… ;)

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    • rollthebones
      Posted on April 29, 2012 at 6:14am

      @ mauijonny
      It doesn’t happen ALL the time, but it does happen.
      There ARE domestic violence shelters and resources for battered men.

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    • RedDawn2012
      Posted on April 29, 2012 at 8:10am

      Gena… Bobbit stopped spousal abuse? Hell, she convinced me that marriage is too dangerous an endeavor. This guy should OWN his ex’s dental practice, and she deserves 10 years, not 3, and no parole.

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  • Baddoggy
    Posted on April 28, 2012 at 5:59pm

    his first comment was…“numnumnumnum”

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  • Brasil2520
    Posted on April 28, 2012 at 5:58pm

    I feel sorry for the guy, but only a “pollock” would go to his ex for dental care, he‘s 45 years old and doesn’t know that, time to cut down on the vodka my friend.

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  • OneTermPresident
    Posted on April 28, 2012 at 5:52pm

    Good thing she wasn’t a brain surgeon

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  • Constructionist
    Posted on April 28, 2012 at 5:50pm

    Really think about what happened. This is not some type of argument in which you say something you didn’t really mean or even hit someone in anger. She extracted all of his damned teeth, one by one. How long must it take to do that? Someone has daddy issues.

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    • Al Gator
      Posted on April 28, 2012 at 6:06pm

      After she gets over her “feel good” moment, and time passes, and the reality of what she did really sinks in, she’ll have to come to grips with the fact that she completely threw her education and her life out the window in an infantile act of female hormone rage. She also threw out her integrity, dignity and the ability to support herself.

      Oh, some of her “sisters” will pat her back and tell her she did right.

      Yea, she’ll do jail time, but the real “b*tch” will come when she realizes that her partnership’s insurance paid for him to get implants (which really are better than real teeth) and he has moved on to a happy life, and she has to live in poverty with no license to practice and no trust from any man.

      Sorry, I don‘t care if she’s a for real “10”, she’s still a whack job, kinda like the girl in “Play Misty For Me.”

      Men know crazy, and they usually avoid it.

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    • Stu D. Baker-Hawk
      Posted on April 28, 2012 at 6:17pm

      @ Al Gator: Could not agree with you more, my friend. Anybody — man or woman — who would do this to another person out of anger or rage, should themselves be mutilated in the same manner. I hope GREAT ill befalls this woman.

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    • chasbronson
      Posted on April 28, 2012 at 10:10pm

      Sorry Al ,but she will chuckle inside everytime she thinks about it.The rest of her life.Men will indeed go for a crazy 10. It happens everyday .She will not have a problem finding another man.Hope he is smarter than this guy though.

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  • The-Monk
    Posted on April 28, 2012 at 5:50pm

    Now he looks and sounds just like ITSJUSTTIM. All BARK and nooooo BITE. ; )

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  • Netsurfer2
    Posted on April 28, 2012 at 5:45pm

    I can understand why she was so mad at him, but I don’t understand why he ever went back to her as his dentist if in fact his relationship was over and he had scorned her in such a way that it would have dramatic mental effects on her. He should have left her alone and never bothered to ever contact her again! He is the crazy one for ever going back to her after his relationship ended.

    I would say that he probably did take advantage of her profession in one way or another. Paybacks are a you know what!

    Now he has time to be thankful in what health he does have left!

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    • SgtB
      Posted on April 29, 2012 at 1:56am

      Poland, like most of Europe, practices socialized medicine. Now ask yourself how long it takes a Canadian to find a new family physician or dentist. Then go ahead and answer your own damn question.

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    • EddardinWinter
      Posted on April 29, 2012 at 11:55am

      Wow net. You understand her, but feel he took advantage of her? The man has no teeth. While his decision to have her remain his dentist appears stupid on the surface, as others here have pointed out, it may be quite difficult to switch dentists in Poland. Either way, the guy did not deserve this mutilation! Think about it.

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  • drphil69
    Posted on April 28, 2012 at 5:44pm

    “And I’m going to have to pay a fortune on getting indents or something,” he concluded resignedly.

    Uhh, ever heard of lawsuit? Malpractice?

    And what a dumb b*tch – she is out of business, will lose her license, and will be in jail. If I had been him, she would be dead and I’d be in jail.

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  • Silversmith
    Posted on April 28, 2012 at 5:43pm

    Not so funny to me. Mutilation is not the answer to a broken heart for a sane human being. If it had been a male dentist and a female patient, no one would be laughing and he would be locked up for a very long time.

    Silversmith

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    • imfrzn
      Posted on April 28, 2012 at 8:16pm

      Yep totally concur. So somehow or another because he is male it is now a forgone conclusion that he is just a rotten SOB right?? There is NO CHANCE that he ran away from her because she’s the psyco? “Reminder”, it’s only hollywood that depicts women in skin tight clothes with arms the size of broomsticks beating the crap out of men 3 times their size. Back here on planet reality these women don’t fare so well. I wouldn’t be at all surprized if this guy winds up taking her out on a camping or fishing trip to make things right for his perceived “indescetions”. Regardless, somebody is going to jail.

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  • justangry
    Posted on April 28, 2012 at 5:43pm

    This is much better than how many does it take to screw in a lightbulb.

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  • ebayer
    Posted on April 28, 2012 at 5:41pm

    He was 45 years old anyway and dating a 34 year old.
    It sounds like he likes younger women and the new girlfriend may have left him anyway for a guy closer to her own age.
    45 with no teeth,people probably wouldn’t think anything about that.

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  • Apple Bite
    Posted on April 28, 2012 at 5:38pm

    For whatever reason, it’s always okay and acceptable if a female does it. If a man ever did it, you’ll never hear the end of it…

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  • dealer@678
    Posted on April 28, 2012 at 5:33pm

    If she was a plastic surgeon he might have woke up with breast implants

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  • lassiegirldawn
    Posted on April 28, 2012 at 5:27pm

    She won’t need a boy friend where she is going.

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  • Mark0331
    Posted on April 28, 2012 at 5:21pm

    Moral of the story: Never give an ex the ability to knock you out.

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  • Free2speakRN
    Posted on April 28, 2012 at 5:20pm

    WOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    This is one deranged psycho woman. I wonder what ‘he’ did to make her snap. Maybe he broke up with her because of her PERSONALITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Who knows. I’d like to know more. Again, WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • sawbuck
    Posted on April 28, 2012 at 5:20pm

    If the “Lorena Bobbitt ” story taught us anything It is…
    When a man messes with a womens HEART… ALL of the mans “body parts” are up for grabs…

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    • AmazingGrace8
      Posted on April 28, 2012 at 5:58pm

      My thought too, you beat me to it. I will add, did they find all his teeth by a bush and have another dentist re-attach the teeth to the gums?
      Speaking of teeth…a question, if you have to have your “wisdom-teeth” pulled or extracted because they do not grow in properly, does that mean you will “lack-wisdom”? …This guy lacked wisdom by going to her & trusting her. Instead of making license plates she can get a job being the in-house-dentist!
      Some books have been written about dreams…Did this guy dream about losing teeth the night before. Supposedly teeth falling out means you have a problem that you are struggling with….Boy, there’s your clue!

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  • KickinBack
    Posted on April 28, 2012 at 5:14pm

    She was just doing him a favor. Now he will never have to spend a dime on dental work again…and, he gets to eat nothing but ice cream! Bonus!

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  • mountainmover101
    Posted on April 28, 2012 at 5:12pm

    This is why I would never ever ever ever ever have a female professional anything. I’m thinking it was probably one of those every 28 days things.

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    • Melika
      Posted on April 28, 2012 at 6:34pm

      MountainMoron101: I would never have a male professional because of the “every 15 minutes thing”. At least you can schedule to avoid the “28 day thing”, you can’t work around 15 minute fluctuations. Trusting a creature so hormonally imbalanced with a self-indulgent fixation on his genitalia is dangerous.

      However, I do hope your attitude continues to flourish and becomes an embedded norm in society so I can excuse every bit of my bad behavior on the “28 day thing”. Pretty soon I‘ll be able to put a bullet in someone’s head and just blame the 28 day thing.

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  • inblack
    Posted on April 28, 2012 at 5:11pm

    I would try her for kidnapping, rape and mutilation.

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  • Rayford
    Posted on April 28, 2012 at 5:10pm

    Good thing she wasnt a proctologist..she might have sown his butt closed…

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  • LeadNotFollow
    Posted on April 28, 2012 at 5:07pm


    This dentist Anna Mackowiak, sounds a lot like my dentist.
    My female dentist has serious anger issues, not just with men, with everyone.

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    • AmazingGrace8
      Posted on April 28, 2012 at 6:18pm

      Stats show that dentist have a shorter life-span than most professionals. Dealing with it all….sounds like being a mortician would be a less stressful job. LOL

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  • Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
    Posted on April 28, 2012 at 5:05pm

    Ugh, nothing like the revenge of a woman scorned.

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  • RamonaG
    Posted on April 28, 2012 at 5:01pm

    Bahahahahahahahahaha! What a doofus….

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