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Zombie Scare in 8th Century Ireland Revealed?

8th Century Skeletons Discovered in Ireland with Evidence of Zombie Precautions

The presence of zombies and vampires in pop culture has seen a revival of late, but the superstition traces its roots back to Haitian culture. Discovery News reports that Archeologists have unearthed two 8th-century skeletons in Ireland with evidence of zombie precautions that predate the emergence of zombie and vampire folklore:

“One of the men was between 40 and 60 years old, and the other was a young adult, probably between 20 and 30 years old. The two men were laid side by side and each had a baseball-sized rock shoved in his mouth.

‘One of them was lying with his head looking straight up. A large black stone had been deliberately thrust into his mouth,’ Chris Read, head of Applied Archaeology at IT Sligo, said.

‘The other had his head turned to the side and had an even larger stone wedged quite violently into his mouth so that his jaws were almost dislocated,’ he added.”

The researchers had originally thought they discovered a Black Death-related burial ground because vampire slaying rituals, involving sticking stones in the mouths of corpses, took place during the Middle Ages.

“It was believed that these ‘vampire’ individuals spread the plague by chewing on their shrouds after dying. In a time before germ theory, the stone in the mouth was then used as a disease-blocking trick.”

However, considering these skeletons date back to the 8th century, researchers cannot link the corpses’ condition to the vampire scare that began in the 1500s. Chris Read speculated to Discovery that the corpses could have had stones lodged in their throats to prevent their evil spirits from escaping the grave.

“The two Irish men could have been considered potentially dangerous people, such as enemies, murderers, rapists or they could have been ordinary individuals who died suddenly from a strange illness or murder.

Anything outside the norm would have caused the community to fear that these people could have come back to life to harass their loved ones or others against whom they had a grudge.

The mouth was seen as a key part of the body for such a transformation.

‘It was viewed as the main portal for the soul to leave the body upon death. Sometimes, the soul could come back to the body and re-animate it or else an evil spirit could enter the body through the mouth and bring it back to life,’ Read said.”

The skeletons were dug up between 2005 and 2009 at Kilteasheen, near Loch Key in Ireland. Halloween come early.

Comments (70)

  • Meyvn
    Posted on September 18, 2011 at 8:58am

    Silly.

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  • CHICAGOTHUGBUCKET
    Posted on September 18, 2011 at 8:04am

    8th Century Democrats will do anything to distract you from the economy!

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  • jcldwl
    Posted on September 18, 2011 at 8:00am

    “even though the zombie threat is, as yet, unrealized.”
    Yeah zombie movies are fun but it sounds here like you believe it possible and it just hasn’t happened yet. If that is how this statement is intended then you may need to lay off the zombie movies for a while. BRAINS!!!!!

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  • Katydidnt
    Posted on September 18, 2011 at 6:25am

    Why do they assume this is zombie precautions? It could be an ancient form of execution. It reveals a certain amount of anger at the individuals, if someone stuffed a stone so violently in someone’s ,mouth that they broke the jaw.

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    • The_Almighty_Creestof
      Posted on September 18, 2011 at 6:41am

      Maybe it was how the first Republicans dealt with the first Democrats.

      Remember…History always repeats itself.

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    • qpwillie
      Posted on September 18, 2011 at 7:25am

      The_Almighty_Creestof,
      They didn’t have anything as evil as Democrats back then. Vampires, witches, demons, etc. was about as bad as it got in those days.

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    • TomFerrari
      Posted on September 18, 2011 at 7:54am

      OR, perhaps they ATE someone’s food, and that is how they were punished?
      OR, one of them pushed a stone in the other’s mouth to starve him to death, so, the guy with the stone (having LOTS of time before death), attacked the first guy and violently crammed a stone in HIS mouth.
      OR, there was so much entropy – so much nothing-ness, that suddenly, magically, STONES came into existence, then, those stones evolved into corpses. LOL
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      .

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    • TomFerrari
      Posted on September 18, 2011 at 7:56am

      OR, maybe they were rabid, and were foaming at the mouth? So, “corks” were inserted to stop the disease?

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    Posted on September 18, 2011 at 4:11am

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    • The_Almighty_Creestof
      Posted on September 18, 2011 at 4:42am

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      Beck needs to hire some people who know what they are doing and who listen to their audience…and not just those who can shove their noses up his tush the farthest.

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    • one years food ration like glenn says
      Posted on September 18, 2011 at 7:56am

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      Posted on September 18, 2011 at 9:48am

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      Posted on September 18, 2011 at 11:57am

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    • Arshloch
      Posted on September 18, 2011 at 4:10pm

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  • db321
    Posted on September 18, 2011 at 2:50am

    My comment doesn’t relate to the story – just wanted to share – The place I go to vote is this historical building with many steps leading up to the entrance. On election day, I am going to bring a sound system and play the theme song to Rocky as I run up those steps and when I reach to top I am going to raise my arms and dance around as the music plays. Then I going in to vote – I will not cut in line, but if anyone tries to get in front of me, I promises I will tackle them. November 2012 – is like being a kid again and waiting on Christmas.

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    • luke9.54_56
      Posted on September 18, 2011 at 6:24am

      our voting poll is also a huge array of stairs…it is two flights down from the parking lot, and in winter, there is thick ice there. then we have to turn around and climb back up the outdoor stairs to get back to our cars…absolutely age-discrimination

      Check it out: Terraset Elementary Reston, Virginia http://www.fcps.edu/TerrasetES/

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  • Slowman101
    Posted on September 18, 2011 at 2:47am

    They may be dead, but I bet Obama has them registered to vote in the 2012 election!

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  • Dr. Frank Lippenheimer
    Posted on September 18, 2011 at 12:42am

    What can I say? I’m speechless.

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    • db321
      Posted on September 18, 2011 at 2:39am

      People will believe anything – like say – Obama is a Christian.

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  • ZengaPA65
    Posted on September 18, 2011 at 12:02am

    Obviously it stopped those two from becoming zombies.

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  • TH30PH1LUS
    Posted on September 17, 2011 at 11:19pm

    I saw zombies shuffling in a Day of Rage video somewhere else here…

    They were chanting that they “are not people” or something.

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  • KangarooJack
    Posted on September 17, 2011 at 11:16pm

    Who would have thought, that Centuries later-one woman’s act of revenge would have made international news! lol !!

    She told them to keep those brothers to keep their lying mouths shut

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  • Susanna
    Posted on September 17, 2011 at 10:48pm

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SgW9yNaz9k

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  • tankyjo
    Posted on September 17, 2011 at 10:45pm

    Anyone check Rahmbo’s back yard?

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  • tankyjo
    Posted on September 17, 2011 at 10:44pm

    No surprises, DC is full of em.

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  • AltimaZeromus
    Posted on September 17, 2011 at 10:32pm

    Zombies nowadays live and breathe, though they still don’t think.

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    • encinom
      Posted on September 17, 2011 at 10:43pm

      Yeah, they are Glenn Beck fans and Tea-Party members.

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    • tomf
      Posted on September 17, 2011 at 10:45pm

      Now a days they are called Demoncrats

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    • kindling
      Posted on September 17, 2011 at 10:56pm

      It is the progressives that have no mind or soul…..I think most Democrats are just sheep following the herd. Most have good hearts. Progressives on the other hand have no soul and are so narcissistic they could care less who they destroy on their way to the top of the pile. I don’t even think a silver bullet would stop them. Even in death most still continue to destroy. Just how long do you think the world will suffer for what Obama is doing right now? He is a zombie.

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  • Ramcharger
    Posted on September 17, 2011 at 10:17pm

    Yep – they found some bones like this in Chicago

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    • ScottIvlow
      Posted on September 17, 2011 at 10:32pm

      Oh yeahhhh! They were more than likely affliated with the mob (sorry) Chicage Syndicate!

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    • gralc
      Posted on September 17, 2011 at 10:32pm

      The Chicago zombies walk to polls to vote every November.

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    • RepubliCorp
      Posted on September 17, 2011 at 10:36pm

      We need to put a stone up Obama’s azz……………..

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    • desert patriot
      Posted on September 17, 2011 at 10:40pm

      One is living in the White House

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  • rdietz7
    Posted on September 17, 2011 at 10:12pm

    Vengeance of the Zombies! Reminds me of all those libs crawling around Wall Street today.

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  • Joseph28
    Posted on September 17, 2011 at 10:12pm

    So we can’t really figure out why these stones were shoved in their mouths mere centuries ago but man those scientists got it 100% correct with evolution I tell you.

    ultimately its all just speculation.

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  • YepImaConservative
    Posted on September 17, 2011 at 10:09pm

    Actually, these were Barack Hussein Obama’s Irish ancestors (Look at those teeth). Smart Irish.. they knew even back then there was something up with his clan. But alas, one got away it seems and is still doing what he and his ancestors did best… sucking the life blood from others.

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  • unintendedconsequences47
    Posted on September 17, 2011 at 10:02pm

    @AMERICA4EVER it’s worth a shot;)

    Report Post » unintendedconsequences47  
  • scuba13
    Posted on September 17, 2011 at 10:00pm

    Hey look, some registered Democratic voters from Chicago.

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  • Lone Ranger
    Posted on September 17, 2011 at 9:52pm

    Wow, people certainly were gullible and superstitious back then. Al Gore could have been king of the WORLD.

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  • AMERICA4EVER
    Posted on September 17, 2011 at 9:51pm

    I wonder if this would stop liberals from spreading lies?

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    • 82dAirborne
      Posted on September 17, 2011 at 10:16pm

      I’m gonna need all of your personal information (including close relatives and friends – throw in co-workers) AttackWatch is watching!!!!!!!!!!!

      Close those drapes and await further instructions!

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  • ilovestock
    Posted on September 17, 2011 at 9:42pm

    silly

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  • dealer@678
    Posted on September 17, 2011 at 9:41pm

    Born of a jackel was my first thought

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