Obviously everyone else parked crooked and she was the only one who knew how to park. If only we were as wise and superior as she!
 March 4, 2015 at 12:59pm
I’m a HeteroChefual. My predetermined baking preference dictates that I only make cakes for heterosexual weddings (read: REAL weddings). To force me to do otherwise is a violation of my human and civil rights. It’s not my fault, I was born this way.
 March 4, 2015 at 7:43am
He was probably upset because no one would bake his wedding cake.
March 2, 2015 at 10:26am
I’d probably go ahead and make the cake, but I’d file it under ‘novelty’ because the ‘wedding’ has about as much legitimacy as a unicorn sighting. Just smile, give them their cake, take their money, and move on.
 February 27, 2015 at 7:48am
It may be time to recalculate the rate at which suckers are born.
Very odd. My boss once had a heart attack at work and the 911 dispatcher gave me very detailed CPR instructions over the phone until EMS could get there and take over. Of course, that was 15 years ago, so I guess the rules have changed.
 February 3, 2015 at 11:00am
Exactly. I wouldn’t have left either, at least not until I had a receipt proving I paid my taxes. If it takes them that long to count it out then so be it.
February 3, 2015 at 7:53am
You know in Mexico this is all perfectly legal. (As long as you can provide evidence of her sub-par beans and tortillas. They’re not TOTAL animals!)