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2ndOpinion

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  • April 19, 2014 at 9:58am

    Ok Barry, now that you’ve spoken, don’t forget to wipe.

    Everybody in D.C. needs a roll of toilet paper on the side of the podium so they can wipe after speaking.

  • March 27, 2014 at 12:11am

    What are they going to do when she turns 18?
    She’s going to OWN their a$$es. I’d be seeking a 10 digit settlement against the state and all involved.
    Now you know why the State won’t release her to her parents for proper treatent.

  • March 26, 2014 at 11:49pm

    99.5 % of what I see and hear out of DC makes me puke.
    Romania got it right on 22 December 1989, if any of you are old enought to remember.

  • March 21, 2014 at 9:59am

    There are strategies to improve your “odds”:

    You simply buy enough tickets to play all the numbers. If your lotto has 42 numbers and 6 are drawn each time, then you buy 7 tickets to play all 42 numbers.
    You WILL have all the numbers drawn, it’s a matter of whether they will all be on the same ticket.
    -or-
    Buy 6 tickets to play all numbers excluding those from the previous drawing.

    If EVERYBODY in your state did this, you’d probably see a winner quite frequently, but it took a few hundred thousand people buying multiple tickets for the ‘gain’ in odds to be noticeable.

    DO NOT buy multiple quick picks. They always have repeating digits. If you have 3 tickets all containing the same number, and that number is not drawn, (1 in 42 it won’t be) then you automatically have 3 losers.

    Another option is to pick your own subset of numbers, say 7 or 8 out of the 42, and play EVERY combination possible. (Hundreds of tickets) If the 6 numbers drawn fall in your subset of 7 or 8 then you win. You win the 6 digit ticket, plus multiple subsets of 3, 4, and 5 digit tickets.

    Bottom line – you may have increased your odds, but you’re still going to pay a butt-load of money trying to get that winning ticket. Long time ago on a Win95 computer, I let it run for a whole day dong about a thousand simulations/Sec. It never won the jackpot. It only had a few 5 digit winners. When you have only 1 or 2 drawings per week, I think you get the picture……

  • March 20, 2014 at 9:04pm

    Putin has ordered that cute little ‘RESET’ button that Hillary gave them, to be renamed as ‘LAUNCH’ and have it integrated into one of their ICBM launch control consoles.

    Last words from the WH before vaporization were, “Moochelle, have you seen my panties?”

    THAT EXPLAINS IT. That’s why he takes so many vacations. He hopes to not be there when it happens.

  • March 17, 2014 at 11:26pm

    Compliments of Hillary, the cute little ‘RESET’ button has been renamed to ‘LAUNCH’ and is being wired in to an ICBM launch control panel as we speak.
    T-Minus ……

    Last words from the White House before vaporization…”Moochelle, are you wearing my panties?”

  • March 4, 2014 at 1:29am

    In the future your ‘phone’ will be what connects you to the rest of the world. It’s already in progress. Soon your ‘phone’ will be your tv remote, house keys, car keys, driver license, wallet, bank, passport, proof of insurance, medical records etc. It will be used to do just about everything. And without it, you will do very little.
    It will display small notifications from everyday objects requesting to connect to you as you walk near them. Vending machines will want to connect to advertise their content. You won’t even touch the machine to make your pruchases. Your oven will want to connect. Your thermostat, your tv, your car, your coffee maker, your house, on and on. Checkout counters will disappear at stores as you will make purchases as you take the item off the shelf and put them in your smart shopping carts.
    The FCC will begin to impose functionality standards for phones just as performance standards are imposed on the auto industry. All the variety of phones will essentially blend to become the same device.
    You will in time be required to have a data plan just as you are obama-care. People will be addicted to its functionality and content. You will become the ant addicted to the digital sugar trail and your government will own the sugar. The NSA will live happily ever-after.

  • March 3, 2014 at 12:15am

    To the US astronauts on the ISS. Enjoy your new home as Putin terminates any US astronauts going to or returning from the ISS on Russian spacecraft.

  • March 2, 2014 at 11:56pm

    Kerry’s secret option not to be revealed until the critical moment is…..He and Obama run around the WH then hide under the bed and wet their pants.

  • February 28, 2014 at 10:28pm

    The most threatening thing Obama can muster would be to have a bunch of homosexuals with helmets riding their Obama sissy bikes in circles in Red Square while sprinkling glitter.

    And if that doesn’t work, I guess he’ll get pissed and throw a party at the WH so he can twerk with Miley.

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  • February 26, 2014 at 11:52pm

    If obama’s daughters enlisted in the military …
    First, they’ll never enlist. Second, the military will have been so downsized there won’t be room for two E1′s.

  • February 26, 2014 at 11:15pm

    I remember an arrogant, bully type kid in school. Now Chief of Police, Spaulding Twp, MI

  • January 20, 2014 at 10:19am

    Appears to work same as an RFID chip that sends data from its sensor.
    What’s not mentioned in the article is the, “There’s an app for that.” One more attachment for your Android phone to do the RFID reading. You should ALL know by now that Google doesn’t do anything that doesn’t put more information on their servers. You can then review your blood sugar level history online from anywhere. You should understand that this data will most certainly find it’s way into Google’s servers. No way in h… would I buy the product.

  • January 20, 2014 at 9:59am

    Martin Luther King, “I HAVE A DREAM”
    Barack Obama, “I HAVE A PEN”. Nobody likes me cuz I’m black.

    Come 2016, I’m going to use my pen to make my dream come true and vote you scums out.

  • January 15, 2014 at 11:32pm

    If you and Osama, oops Obama are running like hell for shelter, drop a teleprompter. He’ll stop to pick it up and you can get to the shelter first and lock the door.

  • December 17, 2013 at 6:07pm

    It’s not the ObamaCare Health plan.

    IT’S THE OBAMACARE TAX! Chief Justice Roberts declared it a TAX. Call it what it is, a TAX!
    And no, it’s not affordable.

  • November 9, 2013 at 12:05pm

    9 Nov 2013
    The United States of America formally surrenders to Iran, without a single shot being fired.
    The United States agrees to drop ALL sanctions against Iran allowing them to pursue their nuclear ambitions without any interference, and secretly agrees not to defend Israel.
    Lead from behind. Obama’s driving this country to the back seat of the world.

  • October 23, 2013 at 5:38pm

    Send your favorite liberal a roll of toilet paper. They’ll surely need to wipe when they get done talking.
    No offense to the toilet paper, it’ll be wiping s*** regardless what end they’re wiping.

  • October 18, 2013 at 10:31am

    Before reading the caption, I see photo of burned out house. I thought, it’s the new police tactic. Somebody barricaded in their house – burn them out. Still suspicious though.

  • October 16, 2013 at 6:38pm

    You didn’t fight a good battle. You didn’t win a d*** thing. And WE THE PEOPLE all lose because of your incompetence. You were moments away from winning and you FREAKIN gave up!
    That seems to be the new form of “winning’ in this politically correct world. It’s reflected in our foreign policy also. 1st Iraq war – storm all the way into Baghdad then quit. Draw a red line on Syria, then at the critical moment – change your freakin mind. Its good we had the balls to actually finish the job in WWII.

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