If it were my kid, he’d have a glow in the dark ass with a hockey stick pattern.
His middle finger would be unusable for a few weeks and he’d walk the 10 blocks home for the rest of the school year. And he’d play no hockey.
March 25, 2015 at 4:29pm
The thing to look for are cell phones and memory cards from cameras. There are certainly to be some on board images or video, provided it wasn’t a sudden decompression event where all had passed out. Those memory chips are small enough to have survived intact.
 March 25, 2015 at 4:22pm
I’m sure the people of Japan would have loved that feature as they tried to flee the tsunami.
I’m sure you’ll love that feature as you try to flee the tornado.
I’m sure you’ll love that feature as you’re trying to flee the raging forest fire.
I’m sure you’ll love that feature as you’re heading to the hospital because your passenger is having a medical emergency.
I don’t own newer vehicles and never will. Nothing after 1996.
 January 14, 2015 at 6:35pm
If the video had continued, it would have went like this…
“Comming up in our next segment right after our break, we’re going to take an in depth look at a young inspiring aritist sculpting figures of Christ made from his own feces. Stay tuned. We’ll be right back.”
Christmas would have been a good day for allah to ask for Chris’s forgiveness. He won’t get his virgins because they’re all in hell.
 January 9, 2015 at 10:09am
THIS IS BS!
The press is going full bore that this is racially based terrorism because the NAACP has an office in the building.
There was a small explosive device set beside a gas can outside the building. It failed to ignite the gas can. There was no note tied to the explosive stating it was targeting the NAACP.
If you watch any of the news video you’ll notice there’s also an office in the building for doing your TAXES. Guess what? That equates to IRS. Guess what? It’s that time of year again to do your TAXES!
But no. Sorry. We’re so hung up on racial matters that it can ONLY be targeting the NAACP. Look it up on street view. You’ll see “Taxes” right beside “NAACP” or just watch the freakin news video.
 September 30, 2014 at 5:52pm
Odd that the CDC has been predicting 1,500,000 possible cases by January….
It was wrong to assume those cases were going to be in Africa.
Today the light bulb came on. They knew because it was their plan.
Those 1,500,000 cases are going to be here in the U.S. as one more step in Obastard’s take down of America.
Time for our troops to start disobeying the Commander in Chief, and refuse to go to Africa.
Maybe he'd be more concerned if ISIS were targeting golf courses.
July 31, 2014 at 11:48am
The U.N and the press are conspiring participants with Hamas in this war.
I have not seen a single person of the press call out the U.N. for ‘not knowing’ missiles were stored in their facilities. BS!
I have not seen a single person of the U.N. voice anger or objection for Hamas storing missiles or launching attacks from their facilities.
I have not seen a single person of the press call out Hamas for storing missiles in U.N. facilities, schools, hospitals etc or launching attacks from the same.
I have not seen a single Palestinian calling on Hamas to stop attacking Israel. They’d probably be executed if they did..
All they can do is blame Israel.
The Palestinians whine and cry about their circumstance. All they have to do is stop launching aimless rockets into Israel.
What really needs to happen? Israel needs to drop leaflets over all of Gaza stating, “Hamas has 24 hours to surrender unconditionally and destroy all missiles and rockets, or Gaza will be bombed into rubble until that surrender is achieved.”
Gaza is a bees nest. Israel needs to stop swatting the stinging bees and destroy the nest or this problem will continue forever. Until there is outright victory on one side and complete surrender on the other don’t expect anything to change. Fight war the old fashioned way and fight to fn win!
 June 7, 2014 at 8:33pm
A typical life expectancy once the Taliban have you is about a day.
They kept him either because he had something of great value to offer, or they somehow knew they’d get something from obama.
He was being held until a time when obama needed him. Or it was just done to piss everybody off during for the 70th anniversary of D-Day because we were already pissed at him for the VA crap.
April 19, 2014 at 9:58am
Ok Barry, now that you’ve spoken, don’t forget to wipe.
Everybody in D.C. needs a roll of toilet paper on the side of the podium so they can wipe after speaking.
March 27, 2014 at 12:11am
What are they going to do when she turns 18?
She’s going to OWN their a$$es. I’d be seeking a 10 digit settlement against the state and all involved.
Now you know why the State won’t release her to her parents for proper treatent.
March 26, 2014 at 11:49pm
99.5 % of what I see and hear out of DC makes me puke.
Romania got it right on 22 December 1989, if any of you are old enought to remember.
 March 21, 2014 at 9:59am
There are strategies to improve your “odds”:
You simply buy enough tickets to play all the numbers. If your lotto has 42 numbers and 6 are drawn each time, then you buy 7 tickets to play all 42 numbers.
You WILL have all the numbers drawn, it’s a matter of whether they will all be on the same ticket.
Buy 6 tickets to play all numbers excluding those from the previous drawing.
If EVERYBODY in your state did this, you’d probably see a winner quite frequently, but it took a few hundred thousand people buying multiple tickets for the ‘gain’ in odds to be noticeable.
DO NOT buy multiple quick picks. They always have repeating digits. If you have 3 tickets all containing the same number, and that number is not drawn, (1 in 42 it won’t be) then you automatically have 3 losers.
Another option is to pick your own subset of numbers, say 7 or 8 out of the 42, and play EVERY combination possible. (Hundreds of tickets) If the 6 numbers drawn fall in your subset of 7 or 8 then you win. You win the 6 digit ticket, plus multiple subsets of 3, 4, and 5 digit tickets.
Bottom line – you may have increased your odds, but you’re still going to pay a butt-load of money trying to get that winning ticket. Long time ago on a Win95 computer, I let it run for a whole day dong about a thousand simulations/Sec. It never won the jackpot. It only had a few 5 digit winners. When you have only 1 or 2 drawings per week, I think you get the picture……
March 20, 2014 at 9:04pm
Putin has ordered that cute little ‘RESET’ button that Hillary gave them, to be renamed as ‘LAUNCH’ and have it integrated into one of their ICBM launch control consoles.
Last words from the WH before vaporization were, “Moochelle, have you seen my panties?”
THAT EXPLAINS IT. That’s why he takes so many vacations. He hopes to not be there when it happens.
March 17, 2014 at 11:26pm
Compliments of Hillary, the cute little ‘RESET’ button has been renamed to ‘LAUNCH’ and is being wired in to an ICBM launch control panel as we speak.
Last words from the White House before vaporization…”Moochelle, are you wearing my panties?”
March 4, 2014 at 1:29am
In the future your ‘phone’ will be what connects you to the rest of the world. It’s already in progress. Soon your ‘phone’ will be your tv remote, house keys, car keys, driver license, wallet, bank, passport, proof of insurance, medical records etc. It will be used to do just about everything. And without it, you will do very little.
It will display small notifications from everyday objects requesting to connect to you as you walk near them. Vending machines will want to connect to advertise their content. You won’t even touch the machine to make your pruchases. Your oven will want to connect. Your thermostat, your tv, your car, your coffee maker, your house, on and on. Checkout counters will disappear at stores as you will make purchases as you take the item off the shelf and put them in your smart shopping carts.
The FCC will begin to impose functionality standards for phones just as performance standards are imposed on the auto industry. All the variety of phones will essentially blend to become the same device.
You will in time be required to have a data plan just as you are obama-care. People will be addicted to its functionality and content. You will become the ant addicted to the digital sugar trail and your government will own the sugar. The NSA will live happily ever-after.
March 3, 2014 at 12:15am
To the US astronauts on the ISS. Enjoy your new home as Putin terminates any US astronauts going to or returning from the ISS on Russian spacecraft.
March 2, 2014 at 11:56pm
Kerry’s secret option not to be revealed until the critical moment is…..He and Obama run around the WH then hide under the bed and wet their pants.
February 28, 2014 at 10:28pm
The most threatening thing Obama can muster would be to have a bunch of homosexuals with helmets riding their Obama sissy bikes in circles in Red Square while sprinkling glitter.
And if that doesn’t work, I guess he’ll get pissed and throw a party at the WH so he can twerk with Miley.