That is funny, but seriously does anybody really know who Obama is? His life is such a mystery .
He should have said, "You know, Barry Sotero from Kenya. I was born in Hawaii, but I don't have a birth certificate, I grew up in Indonesia as a Muslim and later came back to the US on a foreign student scholarship. The guy who traveled to Pakistan back in the early 80's when US citizens weren't allowed because of sanctions. I attended Columbia University where no one remembers me and later I became the Harvard Review editor after my Islamic brothern from Saudi Arabia gave Harvard a turd load of money. You know, the guy with the Connecticutt social security number because my mother couldn't file for one in Hawaii because I didn't have a birth certificate, remember?"
"The first socialist dictator of the soon to be fallen United States of America?" "Yeah, that's right, that's me the man married to Michelle who got both of us dis barred."
Hey, Barack, did Willy put her at the top of the list?
Well this should fill u in, http://www.lewrockwell.com/orig11/madsen1.1.1.html
Me too! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
October 31, 2012 at 11:09am
Having spent a lot of time around Davie I believe this excuse for a politician will be re elected. While I was there I noticed that it seemed that most of the population was the entitlement type or were from up north. I played a game of counting how many license plates were from Canada that I saw in one day or outing. The numbers could get quite large depending on what time of year it was. And New England plates also ran the numbers up. It was a welcome relief when I did run into or work with somebody who was fully intelligent and knew how to use it.
October 20, 2012 at 12:12pm
Bill, I think after 43 months impatience is not the correct description, it’s frustration. If you’re a patient in the hospital and the doctor gives the wrong treatment the patient gets worst and could die. If given the correct treatment then the patient improves almost immediately. Dr Obama has given the incorrect treatment and the patient is slowly dieing!! Besides, any reasonably intelligent person can recognize that if the treatment takes more than 43 months for results, it’s the wrong treatment. America needs the right treatment NOW! Not what some amatuer thinks will work even when past experience shows its a failure.
 October 18, 2012 at 11:28am
I have a few loyalty cards but I was able to aquire them without signing up and giving personal information. I saw the potential for trouble when they first appeared and knew that it would come back to bite those who absently told all for a small discount on there purchase. And like Randy in his post above I would reply that “I don’t play cards” when asked if I wanted to sign up. I got some strange and confused looks when I politely declined. Back in 02, Albertson’s implemented there reward card program after having used the lack of a reward program as an advertising incentive to shop at there stores. I wrote the main office and complained about their sell-out and received a form letter from them explaining that everybody else was doing it and there customers wanted it. I think that there customers just wanted low prices, screw the card. Anyway I took my $3700 yearly grocery budget to someone else who was interested in selling groceries and didn’t play card games.
They are using them to track what you buy. That is what it is all about. The govt goons are ordering the merchants to do it or else. The govt is so paranoid about the citizens and they know we think they have failed us. They will do anything to cling to power.
If you are indeed "too smart", you should know the difference between "there" and "their". "There" is an adverb, and "their" is an adjective. In identifying the store, the correct word would be "their" store, not "there" store. Just saying.
Then the letter you received claiming that 'everyone else' wants the card was ...a lie. I know many people who have an Albertson's store in their area and they DO NOT use the consumer tracking cards. These people do NOT want the stupid cards.
October 18, 2012 at 11:05am
Can’t wait for the election returns. I am confident that if the Romney campaign can keep the issues front and center and not allow the as klounz to distract and intimidate away from the issues that a win is imminent. So with that in mind I would reccommend that conservatives watch the returns on PMSNBC. You won’t be able to purchase a night of comedy anywhere for the price.
BTW, where do the trolls that post here get the dribble they try to espose? Even Crackerjack boxes have more intelligent information than these clownz.
October 14, 2012 at 12:34pm
I am extremely confident that Axelrod would exploit and already has anything he can lie his grubby hands on to demean, cripple or nosedive the Romney campaign. And Axelrod doesn’t care if it’s the truth, or twisted truth or made up he’s the lowest of the low and has NO shame, self esteem or principles. Just a lowlife in a powerful position.
October 13, 2012 at 3:05pm
Oh Please Morgan, CRY ME A RIVER! Your sorry excuse for a President didn’t inherit any more challenges than past Presidents. But I do believe that the newly elected President come January will inherit more problems that any past Presidents because he has to come behind and sort out, clean up and put out fires caused by the current (in name only) President who was and is totally unprepared for the job. Perhaps Morgan it would be best if you actually knew what your talking about instead of relying on those websites from the left that post all that propaganda. And supporting someone because of the color of there skin is blatantly racist! Shame on you. Go back to acting and act like you really know what’s going on instead of the being a useless idiot!
October 12, 2012 at 3:28pm
I don’t do Facebook. Didn’t the Empty Suit say that we all should have equal everything, and somebody else will pay for it?
October 6, 2012 at 12:25pm
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that’s about as effective as “I did not have sexual relations with that women”.
September 30, 2012 at 12:10pm
Skrewedretiree, I have been using the phrase for years except I used “door knob” instead of “crowbar” in this example. Keep up the good work. And we all know Beetle Bailey Biden would be on the losing end in a debate with an amoeba!
September 18, 2012 at 2:21pm
Beetle Bailey Biden strikes again! And continues to prove the theory that the Empty Suit picked him for VP to prove he doesn’t need one.
September 17, 2012 at 11:08am
I have been curious if the seahag was still on Planet Stupider. I guess this answers the question.
Does anybody else think that MADASHEll is a bit looney. It’s time to go back to cause and effect training with a bit of common sense added in.
September 8, 2012 at 9:52am
Hey Jesse, I have a list of wants also. But I am intelligent enough to understand that my wants will NOT be full filled. Yours shouldn’t be neither! Bigoted racists need not apply….
September 7, 2012 at 12:06pm
I have the same comment but you posted it first, WATERMAIN. Thank you for telling it like it is but I would post a sign in the empty chair symbolizing what Beetle Bailey Biden has contributed to the rebirth of the country.
September 6, 2012 at 9:40am
Who listens to the Seahag? I thought she was irrelavant and living on Planet Stupid. I guess she had to return for the almost largest collection of useless individuals. I got a real good laugh when she spewed the made up numbers on job creation. We can all go out and see and talk to our friends and neighbors and know she’s competing with Beetle Bailey Biden for Revisionist Facts Made Up and Attempting to Dazzil Someone who Thinks for Themselves and Failing.
August 28, 2012 at 12:45pm
 August 21, 2012 at 7:47pm
Perhaps the stress and terror of rape are such as to cause the womens period to begin early before her regular cycle. Sometimes within hours or days. That would be the bodies reaction to the rape and would be a defense mechanism to stop a pregnancy. But all of you scholars are smarter than I and couldn’t figure that out for yourselves. Ya’ll would rather call for him to quit and hand the seat to McCaskill for SIX years than stand up to the liberals and the media, who will keep harping on this. Just like nobody will stand up to the racism from Sharpton, Jackson and their ilk because your afraid of being accused of racism. We deserve the Government we get if we can’t even defend the idea that it’s possible. We run and hide because were afraid of the having an intelligent discussion. We mock the possibility of some women saying they were raped when it wasn’t because she went out and partied too much and became pregnant and then has to explain why she’s pregnant. McCaskill is Obama’s biggest supporter and has voted for his agenda about 100% of the time and it’s easier to throw Akin under the bus than admit that the possibility of what I said above could be true.
I was here during Ann Richards reign, it wasn’t the roses you imply. She set back Texas tremendously. Her Robin Hood plan for financing schools is amazingly simular to Obama’s redistribution of wealth plan. She was also opposed to the concealed handgun law. The State had enough of her and she was handily beaten by Bush, 53% to 46%.
August 19, 2012 at 5:50pm
Never underestimate the ability for Republicans to shoot themselves in the foot! It would have been better if he had said “I’m not a Doctor but I play one on TV”. I am a conservative but I would have a hard time supporting this clown. But that’s not saying I support McCaskill either. Again another of those situations where you have to hold your nose and pull the lever or don’t vote in this catagory. I guess Misourians will have to decide who will represent them the best. I would hope that both will be throughly vetted, with emphasis on throughly. Unlike a certain President.