My refrigerator forces food into my face every time I open it…
July 29, 2015 at 10:10am
Don’t forget the 110% and 120% districts, as well.
July 29, 2015 at 10:08am
FeralAmerican, I think that is kind of the point of the Sharknado movies.
 July 29, 2015 at 9:40am
 July 29, 2015 at 9:34am
Lol! I would but, I don’t think Boehner will support it.
 July 29, 2015 at 8:50am
Oh, come on! I’m not against a good spanking when the “crime” calls for it but, not for dishes and not just because I’m tired of repeating myself. Finding inventive ways of parenting is never a bad thing. Believe me, nagging is just as tedious for the one nagging as it is to the nagged.
Here’s my example: A few weeks ago, my preteen twins were to pick up the floor and sweep. For no other reason than they are preteens, they couldn’t/wouldn’t stop bickering. So, I told them if they couldn’t learn to work together on their own, I would make sure that they learned how to work together or else they would be “stuck” together until they learned. Two minutes later, they were bickering again. So, I pulled out the duct tape and taped their hands together. They laughed. Then, they realized that they had to figure out how to finish their job cooperatively because, there was no other way. They figured it out and, I didn’t hear them argue for the rest of the week for fear of Mom and her roll of duct tape.
This is pretty funny coming from PETA, who euthanizes 98% of the animals that come through their facility and are being investigated for fraud.
 July 28, 2015 at 8:47am
“There is a rule in play here…”
A rule is not a law. They can send you letters all day long but, unless they fine you and then try to collect that fine, you cannot fight the harassment. They won’t fine him and , they won’t try to collect the fine because, then they will be forced to go in front of a judge and explain themselves. They harass with vigour hoping that people don’t know their rights.
Here is the edge of my property line. Stand here and inform me. I'll be out back grilling and unless you came with a warrant you go no further than the property line, now piss off I've got brats on and they burn easily.
 July 24, 2015 at 6:24pm
Why do people demand apologies? If an apology is not offered and given freely then, it’s not sincere. What does an insincere apology do for the recipient? It means nothing. I don’t get it…
 July 23, 2015 at 9:47pm
We vacation on the Gulf southeast of Destin. We were told by locals that you never go into the water any deeper than your knees because of the sharks. Apparently, it’s one of the best places for shark fishing and they have huge competitions there. I’ll stick to the pool for swimming, thank you very much.
I used to live near Destin (Eglin AFB) and watched a shark approximately 12-14' long swim between my best friend and I in slightly above waist deep water. My friend was only five feet away. That summer, I was shown a photo taken a few days earlier by a "Banner Tow." Anyone who saw the photo would most likely NEVER go in the water again. There were a bunch of them, I'd estimate 40-50 in the picture. On the flip side, locals said it had always been that way and I never heard of a single shark attack during the 14 years I lived there.
The picture showed many people in the water within fifty feet of the beach. About 100' from the beach was a long line of sharks patrolling for food. Past that there were a few stragglers looking for a small wave to ride back in to the beach. Those few would go out and back in through the line of sharks and none were munched on.
Having said that, I can tell you never to swim REMOTELY close to a pier. People fish off of them and sharks are always close by that are much larger than the one in this video. Also, NEVER swim near anyone fishing off of the beach, a shark might "accidently" munch on one of your limbs or the fisherman catches you instead. Either way, it will leave a mark!
 July 22, 2015 at 6:10pm
Lol!!! I thought the DNA symbol was a piece of creepy candy.
As long as the left continues to control thought and speech through college campuses, FEMA may never need those camps but, then again…
“Pardon me, but aren’t you that illeagal crip faag that I’ve been hearing about?”
Would be unacceptable?
Seems okay to me!!!
"Rather than using the term “mentally ill,” instead say “person with a psychiatric disability.”"
We changed from "crazy" to "mentally ill", if you make this too complicated people will revert to shorthand it. Just sayin.
"Rather than using the term “wheelchair-bound,” instead say the person is a “wheelchair user.”"
Not sure who was using the term “wheelchair-bound” in the first place.
"If you’re unsure if someone wants to be referred to as a “she” or “he,” you can simply ask, “What pronouns do you use?” Failing that, you can always resort to ”gender-neutral pronouns” that include “they/them and ze/hir.”"
How about we just call them "commissar"?
"“Color blind” is used by those who oppose “race-conscious policies” and don’t believe they “see” race, so that term is frowned upon."
To be clear, they simply hate everyone who isn't just like them.
"When referring to an “immigrant” (an acceptable term), don’t use “alien” (a slur)."
Why not just call them "voter" like Obama does?
"When an “underrepresented group” is made to feel “less than,” that group is being “minoritized.”"
Oh is that what Rachel Dolezal was? "Minoritized"?
"The LGBTQ acronym for “Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer” can also include “Asexual, Intersex, Questioning, Ally, Unidentified or Genderqueer.”"
Isn't that overly restrictive?
 July 20, 2015 at 12:14pm
Yep, I have five kids of my own. The three oldest would never have acted this way when we were out but, I can’t say the same for the two youngest. I’m in tune enough with my kids to see the signs of a meltdown just before they happen. There have been a few times when a family meal out has turned into a “can we get our meal to-go and meet you at the door?”. A quick exit is always the best response for everyone involved. No one wants to hear that crap. I don’t fault this owner in the least. Small business owners make their money off of repeat business. Who would want to go there again when they had to sit through a meal listening to that? Good on her!!!
Darnn right. I left with many a meal in doggie bags.I live in Maine and have eating at this place. It is not kid friendly and the food is okay. I think that owner is who sat us last week
 July 15, 2015 at 12:55pm
First, verbal assault IS assault. Second, you’re reading way to much into a lighthearted, silly comment. Third, unless you were there, there’s no reason to believe that this woman did anything to provoke this guy. Chill, Dude.
 July 15, 2015 at 12:43pm
“Hey, I have a great idea! You see these big tunnels that fill up with water every time it rains? Let’s run our electrical wires through those!” Smh…
 July 15, 2015 at 10:33am
My husband is twice as burly as those two wimps put together but, if it were me this guy assaulted while I was pregnant, my husband would go get a bag of popcorn from the snack aisle and watch a real beat down. Pregnancy hormones + me = The Incredible Hulk. Lol!
MORON - the guy NEVER touched the woman.
The pregnant woman may NOT have been a lady at all but simply trailer trash who trash talked the guy who trash talked her right back. Or, she may have cut in line...thinking she is too good to wait and the guy laid into her VERBALLY.
Being pregnant is not a halo. Trailer trash have kids all the time.
@LameLiberals - Completely uncalled for response to her post. And having grown up in a household rife with verbal abuse, there were days when I wished I had just gotten the belt (which did happen quite often as well =P).
First, verbal assault IS assault. Second, you're reading way to much into a lighthearted, silly comment. Third, unless you were there, there's no reason to believe that this woman did anything to provoke this guy. Chill, Dude.
They can TRY to sue him all they want but, the fact remains that no one has to have him preform their wedding and if they must have him, then they must sign on the dotted line. There is no basis for a lawsuit unless, they break the contract.
 July 14, 2015 at 5:52pm
I don’t know… You’re singing a contract with a judge. The last thing anyone with any amount of intellect is going to do, is to break a contract with a judge.