User Profile: 5.45x39


Member Since: June 10, 2011


  • June 28, 2011 at 2:11pm

    Get thee behind me, Satan!

  • June 27, 2011 at 12:26pm

    You don’t believe in God, you’re pro-gay marriage, you mock Christians that do believe in God by stating emphatically their God is “imaginary” and insinuating that their “beliefs” are inferior to yours. THIS is where you “SPLIT PATHS”? In what way would you consider yourself conservative? Pro-life? Not by supporting gay unions, you aren’t. Two women will never create a child together. You don’t believe in freedom of religion, the sancatity of marriage between a man and woman, God, life. So, what’s left? Maybe you own a gun?

  • June 26, 2011 at 8:48pm

    It’s the square root of pie, times three dozen, plus 310, divided by 2.2, minus 71.66, plus 114.34 – give or take.

  • June 26, 2011 at 1:34pm

    Why don’t they also teach them at an age-appropriate level, that two men can shake their magical “pixie sticks” together to create a baby, and that two women can kiss on the “naughty lips” to impregnate one another, and that women can naturally grow mustaches with the power of their minds if they decide they want one, and men can breast feed babies and eachother just by willing breast milk to appear. Whatever they want to be, they can be. With the power of their minds, they can gain or loose genitalia! Don’t want a penis, no problem, you can remove it! Want a penis and don’t have one, no problem, strap-ons for everyone who wants them! Women can decide to have more testosterone if they feel they need 19″ biceps, and can remove their breast tissue with a little lipsuction. Men can snip and tuck that useless third leg and get breast implants. All of this is totally, completely 100% natural, and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. This is completely as the god of this earth – Satan – intended things to be.

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  • June 22, 2011 at 9:33pm

    I am a professional writer, but I do not claim to be the best. However, friends, it is my experience that the average reader (7th grade reading level) would have more than likely detected my HEAVY sarcasm (i.e. my use of screen name, avatar, blatantly-liberal college stereotype, and the “selling my gold” joke). I know there are some dummies on this site, but come on.

  • June 22, 2011 at 1:41pm

    Wait a minute, I’m confused – If I read this correctly, the Congressional Budget Office is saying the US Government is on the verge of financial collapse? The richest nation on the planet? Why hasn’t someone said something sooner? We’re just now finding out about this? Does this mean I shouldn’t still buy a 2,800 sq ft house, finance a Hummer, get $30,000 into credit card debt, sell all my gold to the “we buy gold” guy, and keep socking away college tuition in US dollars for the kids to attend Columbia University?

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  • June 14, 2011 at 11:54am

    The FED in Richmond still proudly flying the **** flag I wonder?

  • June 10, 2011 at 1:48pm

    Wait, I thought it was cool in Hollywood to hate the Jews now? I mean, he’s only modeling himself after our wonderful President…