User Profile: AbrahamsSheepdog

Member Since: November 05, 2012


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  • August 15, 2013 at 5:04pm

    The ring! The ring!
    and he thinks he’s a monkey god. When he was at his dads grave!!! I’m I the only Hunter?

  • August 15, 2013 at 4:48pm

    Botox invasion.

  • August 15, 2013 at 4:43pm

    But He was homosexual. Invalid source! They are of Israel sex slaves bloodline. Very high value. 70 of em if you are rich.

  • August 15, 2013 at 4:38pm

    Its all good! Work a little on the follow up, your context is really good.
    The secret to Comedy……..
    .is timing ;)

  • August 15, 2013 at 12:39pm

    I hate snakes. Picked one up thinking it was a wire (little black snake) helping my dad at about 4 years old. Scared me bad. I stomped him. 1st memories. Kind of Foretelling wow. That blows my mind. Warriors blood runs deep.

  • August 15, 2013 at 12:32pm

    Loose mathematics and crossing fingers it could work.
    Send Jesse reverend Jackson over there. Vietnam horseface too.

  • August 15, 2013 at 12:11pm

    Spit that out, it’s not yours.

  • August 15, 2013 at 11:31am

    His reading the script was as pathetic as his work. Bloody hands and cannot even use his own words. This clown is a joke of a leader.
    Worst Prez of all time. Up to like 15 scandals that we Know about. Bloody hands.

  • August 15, 2013 at 11:23am

    Couldn’t they De-sexy her? Isn’t that like a sport to them?

  • August 15, 2013 at 11:10am

    And bingo was his name. Good job.

  • August 15, 2013 at 10:20am

    Well it is his bloody hands. His Spring is pure hell while he takes his family on 100 million $ vacations.

  • August 15, 2013 at 10:14am

    I used to catch em as a kid so yes I have. Used for catfish bait on Graham Creek. Best Cat bait in the world. We used rattlers in Phoenix. Cats like snake Everywhere.

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  • August 15, 2013 at 10:09am

    Raining on the golf course. May as well “work” for half hour!
    Go Rodeo hero clown.

    In reply to the story Live: Obama Speaks on Egypt

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  • August 15, 2013 at 10:05am

    I’m not telling the joke again. Trying to wreck my flow. no-no-no

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  • August 15, 2013 at 9:59am

    Israel not is real. Sex slaves. Blaze lost my correction.

  • August 15, 2013 at 9:55am

    Where is my goat in a bar joke Blaze?

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  • August 15, 2013 at 9:52am

    We don’t wanna think about that.

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  • August 15, 2013 at 9:07am

    :) Now that’s funny :)

  • August 15, 2013 at 9:04am

    They pretty women are is real slaves. It’s the highest prize to have them. That’s not a joke, it’s a Fact. Burning Libraries too. Old school baby ain’t nothing new under the sun. Remember Japan.

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