User Profile: Agent P

Agent P

Member Since: December 01, 2011


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  • [1] May 23, 2015 at 8:42pm

    Little Johnie was asked by his teacher, Ms. Johnson, “there are 6 birds on a wire. A man takes out a gun and shoots one of them. How many birds are left?” Little Johnie answers “none.” The teacher says “That is wrong, but how did you come to your answer?” “Well” says little Johnie “I figured when the gun went off, the other birds flew away”. The teacher said “the answer is 5, but I like the way you think.” Little Johnie then said “can I ask you a question, teacher? If you had an ice cream cone, would you lick it or suck it?” The teacher said “I guess I would lick it?” Little Johnie replied “that is not the right answer, but I like the way you think.”

  • [13] May 21, 2015 at 12:20pm

    Sure…the article below lists the American Weaponry and uniforms being transferred from Libya to Syria through Turkey pre 9/11/12:

    This next article shows how a leader of the aforementioned group merged with ISIS:

    I am sure you have the recent links to the confirmation that the CIA was transferring weapons from Libya, through Turkey to the rebels…so no need for that one…

    The only missing link thus far is Blumenthal’s direct involvement with the sale of the weapons. And by sale, since half of the original Libyan/Syrian rebels were already on the CIA payroll, it did not need to involve cash

    BTW…chew on this for your amusement:

  • [58] May 21, 2015 at 10:52am

    So let me see if I have this straight….Blumenthal created the story of the spontaneous demonstration to cover for his potential illegal business dealings in the arms sales to ISIS. At the same time, the CIA provided intel which said it was a pre-planned terrorist attack. Hillary chose to support the Blumenthal story over the CIA. And this qualifies her for the presidential decision making process how?

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  • [4] May 19, 2015 at 6:53pm

    And by 2025, LA will be the first fully automated city….

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  • [16] May 19, 2015 at 10:59am

    They should have used Limbaugh’s defense…They did not want to offend Muslims…..

  • [33] May 15, 2015 at 9:50pm

    How about 40 years post-natal? After all, its not murder….

  • [5] May 13, 2015 at 8:12pm

    What was it the Kentucky sheriff said a few articles ago?

  • [2] May 13, 2015 at 9:06am

    IF this story is true, it takes intel from water boarding off the table again….additionally, it will lead to anti-govt repercussions in the nuclear armed Pakistan….this may be bigger than Bin Laden is dead, so who cares…..keep a careful eye out, since this economy needs a false flag war right about now….and they are trying like he77 to start one….keep your kids (future soldiers) safe….

  • [2] May 10, 2015 at 7:08pm

    DCFS in 3…2…1…..

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  • [13] May 8, 2015 at 7:09pm

    Several years ago Glenn mentioned that top down, bottom up, inside out would result in the people demanding to “just make it stop”….this is how you make it stop….who’s next?

  • [10] May 8, 2015 at 1:15pm

    Are we still allowed to say “fart”….

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  • [28] May 8, 2015 at 12:28pm

    Kinda funny how a Syrian National working for Qatar’s Al Jezeera invokes the protections of the U.S. First Amendment. If you like our Constitution, bring it to your country…..

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  • [2] May 8, 2015 at 10:48am

    Cue the lawyers….Ownership will take decades to sort out…..and probably an invasion or two…

  • [22] May 8, 2015 at 7:52am

    Some stories all you can do is shake your head and say …Wow….

    The real story is that We the Taxpayers paid more for this trial than the father will pay to the child over the next 18 years….

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  • [2] May 5, 2015 at 5:37pm

    Question: If it took 13.7 Billion years for the light from this Galaxy to reach Earth, and all matter originated from the “Big Bang” singularity, then we must be travelling at nearly 90% of the speed light away from that Galaxy to see it now….Correct? Since we belive we are travelling no where near that speed….something seems to be amiss….God only knows….

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  • [28] May 5, 2015 at 11:28am

    A logistical mistake? Does that imply that the German Govt or Aldi is importing crack, but they just got caught?

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  • [5] May 1, 2015 at 2:48pm

    Most probable outcome: Police will have at first a Sick Out….Then a mass exodus from the force. Their choices are quite simple – retreat and possibly die, or go to jail….not much of a risk/reward with those options.

  • [29] April 30, 2015 at 11:11am

    I find it peculiar that the “natural assumption” of the witnesses is that the man with the gun was breaking the law. “That close to a police station” implies that he could have been easily caught doing something illegal. Additionally, the girl with the black eye is going to have a hard time proving the man with the gun caused it, which I am sure, is an attempt to sue for his involvement…No good deed goes unpunished.

  • [2] April 29, 2015 at 1:32pm

    I wonder what the connection between Chelsea and NBC was when they NBC (Comcast) were trying to buy out Time-Warner….Another $500K “Speaking Fee” to get all of the right buttons pushed in the FCC and FTC?

  • [71] April 25, 2015 at 11:25am

    Probably the football team’s required classes… way they can fail…..“Nah bruh this guy a straight clown.” kind of gives it away…..

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